Oh Uncle Father That's A Lotta Corn noHearts Ragman We see the Goods, we read your boosts. Lavish surveys the corn fields of America, and wonders who spreads the seed. After the folks enjoy intermission, Boo-Bury takes a Soulful Journey to Dimension 99, where Soulaire sells wings and Hope. Alert the Affiliates! What Is A Moth But A Miserable Pile of Secrets? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesam...
Sep 27, 2022•3 hr 39 min
Tight Binding Substacked Booth Babes Big Fan Of Ham Buckle up! Lavish hits the road and visits the Minneocalypse, where Boo-Bury knows all the best karaoke dives. We take your live calls… maybe you're having a spooky day at work? Lavish brings some bereft coast with him from North Hollywood, the bank robbery capital of the world. What's In A Name? Boo-Bury divulges into Nature in Bondage and the Magic of Names. Quite the Riot in Carowinds. Sit In The Corner Like A Bad Boy BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (...
Sep 20, 2022•2 hr 43 min
Cheshire Cat Styled Grin This Is Not The Math Episode The Them And The Theys World War Yawn The Greenroom glows with the arrival of LiteBrite! Get your brushes ready as we paint the undark away. Wow! It really pops on these clothes! Keep an ear out for the rattle, the dew of death hangs thick. Grab your arms, it's time to race! Now stand up, wipe the lung off your lips, and let's get em! She Took The Wrong Life BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our rev...
Sep 13, 2022•2 hr 46 min
Metascream PISS Red Word Is Shadow's Cast It's a major dump tonight of 'member way back when? You'll get hosed down in glow dust! Everything is gonna turn red! It'll be safer in 7 to 11 years, don't worry about it. It's what's necessary. Come take a plunge in the underground pool if you're rich enough. There's round the clock guards, as long as we can keep them paid. Wanna watch a movie? There's this great one over here on this laptop. Follow The Trail Of New Death BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show No...
Sep 06, 2022•3 hr 19 min
White Picket Productions Suck The Egg It Ain't Old Showing Up Grab your cameras, we're hittin' the big time! We do stunts! We do drugs! We do auditions! We do hotels! We got hacksaws! You're so much better than that person, you're gonna be a star! I Broke The Circle BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s ht...
Aug 30, 2022•3 hr 8 min
Mad Goat Disease Dive Shallow Locked in The Boiler Room Oh, Unicorns!? It's a Sondaze Special edition of BTS! The code is cracked, and the outrage is REAL! Dangerous haxxors plague the Spooderman, and if you want new panties? Might we suggest you swing by you local Prison Co-Op. It's big business! Second 2nd takes us back maaaaan, way back to Woodstock 69, and the carbon lights the way. The candles will finish the job! You Sure You Wanna Do This? Fuck yeah! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If ...
Aug 22, 2022•3 hr 7 min
Crack Hotel Ice Cold Cthulhu-sized Bad Day Sweet Embrace of the Other Side Enjoying the sturgeon moon? Boo-Bury steps into the arena at AEW's Quake by the Lake, and finds himself awakened. The next day, he is carted to the Roof Garden Ballroom, where back-braced roadies find themselves stuck in the mud. After a presidential intermission, Lavish takes us to faraway Afghanistan where they say Giants live in caves and prey on men. … and then they invented dynamite. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes...
Aug 16, 2022•2 hr 56 min
Black Pyramid Black D20 Black Monday Dark Money Philanthropy Tonight lavish does a dive into BlackRock's powerful and little-known founder, Larry “The Fink” Fink. After scream-mails and music, Boo-bury has Sam Tripoli explain why our leaders were making deals with aliens in Antarctica after WW2. Finally, we ponder MaryKateUltra's astronomical question: Do we actually live in the Age of Aquarius? Take My MotherFinkin' Hand! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check...
Aug 09, 2022•3 hr 12 min
Constructed Of You Mercury Dime Glass Lysergic Acid Wash Typical End Of Dayz Explode into a lower atmosphere with Bill Gates as we commemorate ashes in chemtrails. Wave your wands, learn the woods, and gather...uhhh..."materials" for the homunculus per Man Myth's instructions. Be sure to have a shot prepped for Second Second of Half of Show! Muh Tinsel! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at ...
Aug 02, 2022•2 hr 48 min
Captain's Sex Log Points to Polaris Got The Morbs? Be A Part of the Slaughter From One Center Stone to another, peek Polaris through the rock. Whelp! Cursing will take you from a Building of Books to Satan's Arena, Cacafuego. This Is BTS. They're no Sid Vicious. That's How Dead You've Made Me Inside. Don't be Anti-Zombie, bro. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-G...
Jul 26, 2022•3 hr
Join Lavish as he guides you thru a retrospective journey for the evening thru highlights from the Behind The Sch3m3s Intermissions. Fix yourself a drink, find a comfy spot to kick back in the Green Room, and take a load of deep R&R. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.co...
Jul 21, 2022•3 hr 3 min
It's A Forever Thing The Spook Conference It's A Learned Thing The Copper King Of Russia Midnight Mike from Our Big Dumb Mouth joins this edition of BTS. From the Game of Coops, playing in bands, to women's basketball it's all happening! The Freaks of Hazard also have a lot of fun getting Alex Jones and Jim Jones to talk to each other on the show. Don't Make Light Of Anything BYO3-DG http://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show!...
Jul 19, 2022•2 hr 42 min
The Path Must Be Violence Put The Claw In The Palm Of My Hand Damn, Somebody Turn On The Lights! Waiting For The Good Part Tonight...you will witness an end to Behind The Sch3m3s! TECHNO DESTRUCTO, SCUMDOG OF THE UNIVERSE, is here to remove by force what little brains we have left! It's awesome! Be there! Be There! Be There! Card Subject To Change. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedB...
Jul 12, 2022•2 hr 46 min
Calling U Last Tuesday Please, No I Basil Valetine The Apollo For this evening, you are cordially invited to join the Mothman as we drink fine wine and study the lead! With the gold transformation, you'll see a wonderous display of protection! If that lube runs out, just toss it here in this wastebasket. That'll be a 10% tithe. Totally present for that! They Did It To Humiliate Me! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion F...
Jul 05, 2022•2 hr 36 min
Bless Your Spine Love For Hire This? Impassable Desire For Desire Whoop Whoop, get behind these sch3m3s, and join our church! Not a cult! That House of Prayer tho, totally a cult. Praise be the Jezebel Spirit! You can hang the robes here with this hanger, and there's even a spot you can stash your peg leg if need be! Go us! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groa...
Jun 28, 2022•3 hr 5 min
More Interesting Than Getting Laid Thiccchain Murder Murder Murder Ding Dong and Shanghai It's a real live wet one with goat blood flying everywhere tonight! You haven't even seen me at my full anointed self-righteousness! LMOA! There's a new horrible mix tape we drop with "Beats To Goat By"! Is it Ukraine money in Ohio, or Ohio money in Ukraine. Last call for catfishing. Press G To Spit. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed N...
Jun 21, 2022•3 hr 11 min
Goat Local 88 Pharma Party Overstand It? Gloryville The "If They Tried To Black Bag Me" Special, all because of my First Porn Boost. You're glowing, she's glowing, we all glow down here. Speaking of down, everything's down! Not a joke! We're being sincere! You have to Creem to believe it! Also, the A.I. is very...very aware of it all. That is very spooky. No, yellow. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Soc...
Jun 14, 2022•2 hr 48 min
All Scissors The Law of Identity RSSS Potsickle Dave Jones from Podcasting 2.0 joins the Green Room! It's a conversation that touches it all, from the Evil Index to Federated Networks! Wanna know who shreds? Tune in to find an answer more magickal than you'd expect… You Thought of Aboutness? BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)
Jun 13, 2022•2 hr 36 min
Bring Your Own Hose! Hail the Sun! Build-A-Borg! For our 100th episode, we make sure everyone has Goats for the Road. Gematria Boosts, Tarp-less Sacrifices, none of it approved by GOSHA. Despite the rain of Blood Soakers, Boo-Bury breaks down GWAR's latest album, The New Dark Ages. We take live calls and ask them what supernatural topic they wish to Rectalfy. Dude, Don't Do That. Instead, follow Lavish on the Food Chain Reaction, the surge in food plant devastation. Don't go to Heifer Ranch in A...
Jun 07, 2022•3 hr 34 min
Help Jack Up Mommy, What's Thermite? Galcit 53 Groovy Girls It's a special edition of BTS with special guest, the good Reverend Doctor Phifer! He takes us on a journey thru the saga of one the most mystical men of the 20th century, none other than Jack Parsons! Expect big explosions, and even bigger ritualistic sex orgies. The man learned from Crowley for crying out loud, it's not rocket science. Rockets?! We're Doin Science Here Buddy. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you hea...
May 31, 2022•3 hr 24 min
Seedy Cereal A Lot of Red Zombie Zealot All Hail Megaton Prepare thyself for a night of the funky supernatural, it's gonna get red. Feel the apprehension build as the livestock drops from the skies! If your breath gets taken too fast, be sure to stop in for a heal-all complimentary white mage visit. You'll thank yourself for it. (See CURSE) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Face...
May 24, 2022•2 hr 37 min
Adore Thee This Life 231 For Conspira Blackened By Scandal Past tripping the night away, prepare thyself for a production of magick! Antiquity! Ivory! Listen for the satany dulcet tones of Wagner while we admire this 45' tall statue of Zeus! Press F in the chats for Weaver. When your kid ask what degree they should go for? Tell them they're gonna glow far as a Conspiracy Theory Theorist. There's a lot of schemes out there. ( See The New Templars) BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like wh...
May 17, 2022•3 hr 35 min
Beyond Five Generations Mouse House From The Streets Grape Package Greetings greetings fellow freaks, what a pleasure to be experienced tonight. Our guest is the illustrious Melodious Owls, and it's time to get swimmin' in the lake. For second second half of show, we go exploring thru encyclopedias, and get a glance of the Podfather's tarot! The gimp wasn't the only one who enjoyed themselves tonight! I'm no Frank Sinatra. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check...
May 10, 2022•3 hr
Way Back In The Vatican We Bred Raptors Mac Tonight Black Moan Daze It's so fucking t h i c c on BTS tonight! Oh wow! Oh my goodness! The market titillates traders with a close call of the collapse, and strap yourself in. We got the science. Does this smell like lead to you? During 2nd Second of Half our brains thaw out, and yowza! Spook alert! Spook alert! A dead man is found in the school halls! Forget About The Sex BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out ...
May 03, 2022•4 hr 4 min
Sum Tzu Lips '83 Mother Mary's Bazooka It's All Spooky Tjunta clutches our Bitcoin on this episode of BTS, as he joins us for the first second half of show. You know the one. It's about food factory fires, and smokin hot weapons of love/war! Going once, going twice, you got the best button in the world! The President likes it weird in the cluck dungeon. It's All About Blood. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow u...
Apr 26, 2022•2 hr 44 min
Vlad The Mower Our Air Smells Like Shit The Mighty Gunghis Make That Thing Talk BTS brings all things weird, for it's a great night for the End of Times. 50 ways we learned how to say I told you so, and buckle up for part two of the infamous Kyle Odom Manifesto. You may know how to crucify, but do you know why? Take a leisure break down at the temple but mind the crocodiles; it's a battle royale at the coliseum! Please, I need to drink water. The condemned man is pissed. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (S...
Apr 19, 2022•2 hr 58 min
Sister Sister 88 Kelvin A Humble Brag Double or Triple Mummy Tonight was the biggest episode of BTS his/herstory! We are joined by the one and only Stephen Spielburg! It was so nice for him to join us and tell us almost nothing about Ready Player 100. Does this manifesto smell weird to you? Later, SirSeatSitter makes an appearance for some pure Mystery Babylon. Amun-Ra, and Awoman. Just have fun, it'll be fun. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revu...
Apr 12, 2022•3 hr 36 min
The Path Between The Original Stoic Shadow of the Triumphant Little Banana Man Check our papers, we're LIT. Winter will soon loosen it's grasp, and there will be time to breath in right before the whole thing goes up. Until then tho, let Behind The Sch3m3s entertain you with glowing movie reviews and a tale of a scientist pulling the trigger. Look into the Eye of the Sahara, see the shared the outcome. It's comes full circle. I think we're outta time. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you li...
Apr 05, 2022•2 hr 53 min
City of Darkness Echo of the Scream Slumnation Under State If You Need The Pull It's a Special Edition Post No Agenda Sunday Broadcast that's LIT baby. Live item tag in hand, we go exploring the history of Hong Kong. Get lost in the maze of the Walled City. Tune in for an honest chat about good, evil, and everything you got inside yourself. Manson's got a gun on loan from the President. It's gonna get primal. F BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our rev...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 53 min
Behind The Yearbook Stopped It Cold Visceral and Trashy I Have Ze Rockets Celebrating schemes merrily in the spring, raining down cheer like meteorites on Mercury. Diamonds are forever baby. Daffodils tho? Not as long, but at least you know where they come from. Fearless journos face the LAPTOP FROM HELL, and weirdly enough it kind of mimics Sin City. 30 Minutes Or It's Free BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow u...
Mar 22, 2022•3 hr 6 min
