Bring in the Yellow Cake Big Cocaine Energy An American Man in an American Sitcom Why Do You Say But? Take turns and twists tonight as we only come out at night! Correction: We only come out for pi! Indeed, it is a Pieday, and we've stuffed ourselves. From comedians, to Nancy Regan's personal psychic, come see how easy it is to make that money. Needle, Meet Groove. Not to be confused with Diamond Dave. BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ...
Mar 15, 2022•3 hr 18 min
What If John H. Rolling In The Benjamins Deny Yourself Femur Fever Bow to the Terrible Lizard Queen! It's Moon Madness on tonight's show when space junk "legend has it" makes it mark. Hopefully it's not your parcel of moonland that it hits. BTS gets wheatey with it as we examine one of the worst years to grow some grain. Don't fear however, there's a National Emergency for that. We only want clean seed in these parts. My sippy cup is bigger than yours. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail ...
Mar 08, 2022•2 hr 51 min
Wild Irish Rose Enabled We Are Now Ass King Time To Heel Let It Rain Something The anon Anonymous has issued a warning to Putin, and the non-anon founder of Anonymous is a lunatic. Wouldn't want to be trapped in a bus with a chainsaw in that dudes hands. The propaganda machine engages in a far away eastern land, and Behind The Sch3m3s has the telephone transcripts to prove it. Are ya complying yet, son? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Sh...
Mar 01, 2022•2 hr 20 min
Raunchy Letters Cheesy Kisses Aunt Fancy The President of Smash Happy Birthday to G Wash! On a President's Day Special, we invite you to a Pizza Party! Please list out your favorite toppings, and don't cry too hard about silver. Freak in the sheets, POTUS on the streets, and one very large smokable monument. Man, I Miss You. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informe...
Feb 22, 2022•2 hr 36 min
Here lies the recorded livestream from the No Agenda Nashville Valentine's Day meet up. A merry evening was had by all.
Feb 20, 2022•32 min
Peppermint Colored A Real Life Dragon Denying Learn To Garden BTS is honored to be joined at the table by @SirSpencer @Laurien @sirseatsitter @NetNed @Tjunta, @Medus@social.medusmedia.com and @SirMittens. It's like a party. That Big Bone Lick tho... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Insta...
Feb 16, 2022•2 hr 56 min
Incestry.com Demons Ghosts Ghouls and Goblins MK Ultra Cool There's a Pro Pain Shortage In space, no one can hear Communism finally working as Behind The Sch3m3s is guided by the light of reason. That Devil man, he got us to the Moon. It's Black Bag Vibes around the '22 Winter Olympics SmokeStack Edition. We need to talk to your entire family and friends about an outbreak of deepfakes. 90 percent humidity, zero percent of hope. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-2...
Feb 08, 2022•2 hr 37 min
Back and to the One Censored Track Marks Are Ya Sweatin' Yet Son? You're the Pig Head Now We have evidence of weapons of blasts from the pasts as it trumps the M5N. Add some helium, you got a special case of Jack and Jill with Ford and Kavanaugh. Judd Apatow doesn't sweat it. Chasing the Spoon with the great Magnet in the sky, this is Behind The Sch3m3s. Do a big job? Talk a big price. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you l...
Feb 01, 2022•2 hr 29 min
You Can't Touch Me Soft Talk You Know This Is Gonna Be Fun Riding the dip, and only trusting the ayyy-lites it's time for another Behind The Sch3m3s! That's short for SOAB. You will bow to Robo-Brain, and you will be happy. The Queen hates me, because I had the bigger Xenomorph rock. You know...meta means dead... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Fol...
Jan 25, 2022•2 hr 23 min
Even Degenerates Can Make History We Been Robbing Trains Since Day One At The Mouth of Broadway, It's The Dvorak Gang. BTS gets flash frozen in place by a 12.4 mile tall plume of ash, and watch as most of France is taken. Find us afterwards for arthritis pills we snagged from the tracks, ever giving to the tunnels. Can you boost the dog? Who would Stalin shop? The fake knife, the real blood, dying a death onstage and the thrill of doing it. God said that, "I don't want ice skates." BYO3-DG Call ...
Jan 18, 2022•3 hr 6 min
It's Ice She's Vicious On the Internet of Trash I'm The Golden God Bitch Fire And Metal From The Sky You will eat the happy tomatoes as China ignites it's second son. Try not to spend long thinking about the persistentt threat, but never fear because there's an implant for that. Big Cat Dick litters the big place known as space, and cutaway before we get too good a glimpse of the sky donut. AKA I already know what happens. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SX...
Jan 11, 2022•2 hr 32 min
Anthrax Fog Juice Prolific Liberation And the End of Meth and Cocaine Sports What Dancing Fun BTS looks down, around, and behind the fat sack of babies Cooper doesn't currently eat from. Less drugs, more heart attacks and enough omicron to shake a stick at. The schemes get the BAD END, Don't Look Up this info. A True Blue-anon's They Live as Queen Meryl makes a black joke. See you in 2031. Bang a few presidents on the way in. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263...
Jan 04, 2022•2 hr 36 min
When you See's It You See's It Lepers and Lawyers It's The Picklemancer For the first time ever, BTS has an in person episode! Medus from http://meduspod.com/ joins us for tonight! We frolic in the Open Fields, we dance thru the RNA spray, and we even get Christmas ruined for us by SCIENCE! Seriously tho, if Santa was a necromancer following the Roman Eunuch Model, that only make him cooler. How do Catholics find bones in the winter? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone!...
Dec 28, 2021•2 hr 26 min
Extra Extra! Mostly Harmless Lunatics Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought! It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally. Like Who's They? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (I...
Dec 21, 2021•3 hr 17 min
Needle Needle Needle Banjo's + Satan = ? Blood Acid Ouija Low and Steady It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch. Rinse your mouth with tin foil. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you lik...
Dec 14, 2021•2 hr 19 min
Smooth or Rough This is real Unevidence based Suit-O-Science! Get yours for $9.99! On this special episode of Behind The Sch3m3s we followed No Agenda's Sunday Service! Boo-Bury eats from the Book of Knowledge. What does genocide even mean? Quirkess teaches mindfulness and breath-fullness, electrifying the synapse with prana! Lavish gets behind the trial of Jizzlane as she doodles his likeness. Even young Epstein smirked. Keep killing him, strongest possible delete. BYO3-DG Call in and leave you...
Dec 06, 2021•2 hr 44 min
Blink Out. The Call of Heaven. Blood I Scream. Boo-Bury wraps up a dream, and toasts to Dan Cooper. All the meanwhile he's totally not selling copies of Squid Game in North Korea. Lavish dives into the Red Shield "You Will Fuck The Bugs" Klaus Schwab. And Quirkess brings a new meaning of peace to the green room. Now please, stay inside the lines. I just wanna tickle a dragon. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what y...
Nov 30, 2021•3 hr 5 min
Trust Only in Mr. Velvet. Good Jokes Vice Jokes? Sounds Like Conglomerate Commie Fucks. Happy Patsy Day! Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to be joined by Larry Bleidner, a man with a masters in Take No Shit. On the anniversary of JFK's assassination no less! We cover what makes a cult successful, how much of a joke Jooooe-y is (not a joke!), and a special message from the shows favorite hypnotherapist Bjorn! Also special shout out to all the Freaks of Hazards calling in and leaving their scream mai...
Nov 24, 2021•2 hr 26 min
Greetings Greetings under the Moan Day Moonlight, Come one saucy sage, come all Cthulhi! Bet bet bet chill bet it's another spooky packed episode filled with the Decline of Western Seed, and A BOTG report from Lavish hits the greatest Rock and Roll mausoleum. Quirkess and Boo-Bury blast down to Astroworld, with the 808 pumping! Flipping off the ambulance, it's Behind The Sch3m3s! Atlas said "Fuck it". #jk. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER ...
Nov 17, 2021•3 hr 6 min
It would have been worse with that Department of Death crippled since the betaverse. Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to have the powerful Graham and Darren from the Grimerica Podcast tonight! We run the gamut passing over social ranking sound effects out like mandatory candy! Wanna get in on some underground Sasquatch orgies!? THIS is the place to be! Stories of U.F.O.'s, paraweird happenings, inside jobs, BTS was full steam ahead for this one. GET SOME. Cut the fleshy part underneath of your tong...
Nov 10, 2021•2 hr 44 min
You might be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper. Behind The Sch3m3s welcomes Quirkess backs for a proper celebration exploring Día de los Muertos! Boo-Bury courts La Catrina, Lavish has a spread prepared, and Quirkess explores the customs of this amazing tradition. We also have a little fun with the recent knighthood donation Boo-Bury sent in to No Agenda. Death is democratic baby. Everyone gets a piece. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail ...
Nov 03, 2021•2 hr 47 min
Defieing Definitions and Spanking The Academy Clown Pilled and Hella-Dazed And one sloppy 6IX Quirkess enchants Behind The Sch3m3s with screams and dreams that will haunt your taint! We spend the following three hours talking all things No Agenda Stream, Screams, and Creams. Literal cream. Holding on to that feeling makes you more alive when you're afraid. It's a robust blend of 69 authentic Dark Americana flavors. You'll find this comedian is temporarily Alex Jones. Sorry for the convenience. Y...
Oct 27, 2021•3 hr 23 min
The Taste of Fresh is Upon Us. Behold, From the Land of The Rising Grey Area. Sounding a little porn-y... Japan WUT? storms Behind The Sch3m3s! Joining us tonight it's the guys from the future, OneTwenty and Matt Bigelow! Special guest star Sir SirSeatSitter puts on his best lavish face as East and West collide. Discussions of alternative media in Japan, Fresh (Not more, Fresher!) Biden clips, Wuhan shipping kerfuffles, J-Anon, V4V, goddamn there's so much crammed into the first Second Half of S...
Oct 20, 2021•2 hr 49 min
Straight from the rabbit hole, the man the myth the Moe. Moe Factz. Now sit back, and pour yourself some Moe Shine. One for the ages, the podcaster who can leave your floor stuck to the jaw, Moe joins Behind The Sch3m3s to breakdown the age old debate: Pro Choice vs Anti Choice. He takes us down hole after hole exploring the binary schemes that bind us together. The rap group formally known as Boo n' Lavish cut straight lines of truth as we have an honest and empathetic conversation about the na...
Oct 12, 2021•3 hr 33 min
Here ye, Here ye, For a limited time only, Behind The Sch3m3s will film the blackmail YOU wanna see YOURSELF in on a golden VHS tape! Silicon Mercs need not apply. Supplies are limited. Terms and Conditions apply. Visit your local newpodcastapps.com today for more information. It's an abusive love type of episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury lay out the sch3m3s of your dreams. The Wicked Witch of Oz flies by, "I'm retiring, retiriiiiinnnng!". Hey babe, how about me and you propaganda and chill? FeedBa...
Oct 05, 2021•3 hr 3 min
It's the 2nd Sunday of the week! Er...2nd Thursday? Sonday? Thorsday? Fuck it! We're going on strike! On tonight's Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury touches on a looming strike by the kin in black I.A.T.S.E. and Lavish shows us a potential Manchurian candidate drinking bear piss. Straight from R. Kelly. Or maybe R. Kelly was pissing on the bear? Did the bear piss on R. Kelly? Now I really can't remember. Keep your eyes out for Hunter Biden NFT's commissioned for BTS by the man himself! BYO3-DG Call i...
Sep 28, 2021•2 hr 38 min
Enter the Paper Tiger, Hidden Podcaster. Riding atop (or inside) the Antifa Cannon. Klaus plows and Blue Tube Harvest. You will eat the lettuce. Boo-Bury cracks open the cellar door, and none other than Malachi returns! On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish has the blood of the Hawk, and will shred gnar. It will be hard going into the New Norm without Norm. Riptorn. Malachi dives arm first into his first Covid illness, and for 2nd Second half of show Boo-Bury hits literally every piece o...
Sep 22, 2021•3 hr 18 min
Desk fires can't melt steel beams, Left tracking the Pope of cover-ups. Are you a Lizardist, or some other Office Weasel? Either way, we recommend therapy adjacent debunking. Tonight on Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury and Lavish explore some parallels with Covid-19/11. Mostly because a Politico article told us not too. What's it like trying to find footage from the time? Strange times get even more strange. It's an episode so hot molten steel is pouring forth from the headphones! By the way, if you...
Sep 14, 2021•2 hr 31 min
lol the CIA used fake vaccines to try and catch Bin Laden. Be High. Sell High. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/...
Sep 08, 2021•2 hr 18 min
Rusty Weak, the Ivermectin of Wands You're the Captain of the S.S. Go Fuck Yourself History Rhymes and Snip Snip That's It A Gram Is Better When You're Damned This is the throwback episode to the goring 20's, and the Great Repression. Let's step back in time to the Black and White days. Very sterile. Almost...too sterile. Boo Bury and Lavish dive into California's obsession with Despairium. And not paying up. It's for your own good. Trust us. We're the authorities. Ever heard of a little thing c...
Aug 31, 2021•3 hr 5 min
