Join Lavish for his first ever solo show! Look Ma, no boobs! We had a very [REDACTED] time. Lavish goes over lucrative military recruitment ads, classic Russian Literature, The Art Of War, summoning a Succubus, and much more. Don't get spattered, your Excellency! If you're going to ask questions, don't do so to your higher ranking superiors! 612-263-SXXY Pan du Lavash (SHOW NOTES) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag...
Aug 24, 2021•1 hr 48 min
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, dudes named ben and dudettes named bernadette, please welcome to the stage... Sir Ryan Bemrose, Count of Curation! Trains to nowhere, with one nation under Live Nation. Didn't you get the memo? Behind the Sch3m3s, for one night only will serve all of your Boutique Consulting needs, for a modest tithe. Exit strategy. Boom. Anyone have bleach? There's blood on the floor. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER ...
Aug 17, 2021•2 hr 46 min
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, And welcome back to Behind The Sch3m3s! The Gates fling open tonight when Lavish kicks this party off diving thru some family history of "Oh Billy Boy!". Turns out even if you've been jabbed, the drummer for the Offspring can still be a threat, and someone please grab the AK from the monkey! Please!! Second 2nd Half of Show, Boo-Bury cracks open the millennial book of shadows to reveal the under currents of #...
Aug 10, 2021•3 hr 17 min
Live! From BadRadio.Live! It's Behind The Sch3m3s! Boo-Bury and Lavish roll the dice to determine the fate of tonight's show! Whether it be proffesional stabs at hunting ghosts in the Winchester Murder Mansion, or maybe you're some poor spook who didn't get the memo from HR; we got you covered. From the land of the 50 Cent Army, to the see of New Clear Silos, we're hear for you. Handfuls of bitter pills and our favorite presidents are all we have left for the Second 2nd Half of Show. Boundless S...
Aug 04, 2021•2 hr 58 min
It's one for the books tonight as Behind The Sch3m3s...heads to the mountains. The legendary Spaz (aka Papa-Bury) joins Lavish and Boo-Bury for an episode exploring all things West Virginia. Mountain Mama. Take Me Home. Country Roads. LOL just kidding, we didn't actually bring this song up. What we did bring however was some good ole fashion dialect, and exploring some ancestor slaughterin'. Second 2nd half of show focuses on Virgin Forests and Secret Bunkers! This was an episode that had to hap...
Jul 27, 2021•2 hr 51 min
Get excited comrades, you're in for nonstop laughs tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s! Derek, co-host of The Double Thought Dimension podcast joins Boo-Bury and Lavish for unending Biden gaffes! Quite literally we make a lampshade out of that leathery coyote aka the Dusty Old Shadow of a Cardboard Cutout Man. What's that? Oh, we got Brian Seltzer Water getting buried? Nice. Look over there! Hollywood is resurrecting another dead man. Spooky. This is an episode that rips it up! Oh, btw Kamala Harris s...
Jul 21, 2021•2 hr 31 min
Or how I learned how to love Big Brother. Cretched from OBDM joins Boo-Bury and Lavish on tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s! Talks of Covid 1984, Interdimensional Beings, and mostly peaceful protests are on the docket for this one! Click those Zuby Slippers three times, wish you were here. BYO3-DG https://ourbigdumbmouth.com/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The ...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 57 min
Somewhere. Beyond the sea. Out there. Waiting for me. It all came down. On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish and Boo Bury open the door to Atlantis. How close to the fall are we? It's gonna get wet. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 58 min
Join us for holiday devices, cigarettes, and pancakes on Behind The Sch3m3s! Dame Duhlaurien and Wolf Cub John from Bowl After Bowl joins Lavish and Boo Bury, illuminating the green room on just how badass it can be to be a Mother, and to boot totally rails on Buzzfeed's Top 33. We here at Behind The Sch3m3s approve of such things. Chill vibes for chill minds on this episode, and Boo Bury finally learns the answer to a burning question about a certain curtain. Dr. Jill Biden couldn't have planne...
Jun 29, 2021•2 hr 12 min
How did we get to Wax Jack? Stay Tooned! I.T.S.E.P.I.S.O.D.E.5.0. SirSpencer from Bowl After Bowl screams into the Green Room tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s. With Lavish and Boo-Bury, they try to determine if they're smarter than slime. They shall ask what would happened if you planted a cocunut in a chest?! Mushrooms pills are just as effectice as sugar pills! For the 2nd Second Half of Show we play with some crypto and just have ourselves a grand time. Don't get me started on this HAARP... P.S....
Jun 23, 2021•2 hr 33 min
By the light of the moonshine of the dark knight, You know what to write, It's not wearing Mickey shirts, Stonehenge was an inside job. Flat Earth Dave joins Behind The Sch3m3s with Lavish and Boo-Bury tonight to throw down the law of the stationary land! It's pedal to the falsified theories from everyone's most favorite letter agency NASA as we corkscrew blitz by faster than a speeding bullet! Consider this the crash course as we take the 2nd 2nd Half of Show digesting and postulating, and chew...
Jun 16, 2021•2 hr 35 min
Standby floodlights, standby dry ice, and standby crushing riffs behind blatant truths. Dry Ice...GO Crushing riffs...GO Blatant Truths...GO Floodlights...GO Behind the Sch3m3s hits the stage with a man calling it then, from the Chicago Thrash Punk Underground comes Kyriakos, Vocalist and Lyricist of AFTERMATH. Three. Hours. Hard. In. The. Paint. Where METAL and ILLUMINATION coalesce! Kyriakos breaks down just exactly how We The People are played like fools for endless wars, traumatically entert...
Jun 08, 2021•3 hr 6 min
Back on the attack and ready to drop $999! It's Behind The Sch3m3s, now with added schemes! More schemes than you could shake a stick to! CLAIM=6430a45fb6c8396817d98964bd1ff1710b68989a=CLAIM Lavish and Boo Bury cut wide and cut hard across more news about jabs. Need a shirt? Friends got you Covered. We got...fuckin...zombie fires! DNA on the Moon! Microsoft-84! And finally a trendy way to wear your third eye on your sleeve. For 2nd half of show, the note turns more somber as a mass grave was dis...
Jun 03, 2021•2 hr 6 min
Watch out left coast, prepare thyself, cuz in comes the best coast! Host? Most. Ghost. It's BillyBon3s, here to lay down not THE truth, but his very own estimation of the truth! It's that good shit we're coming back for more of. From bad policies to bad extraspacial deals, BillyBon3s walks Boo-Bury and Lavish thru all the corridors, but we very much ensure not to film any of it. Grab your "invisibilty blankets", and enjoy one hell of a show tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s! Hahaha a pharma company ...
May 26, 2021•2 hr 2 min
Find out what lurks in our cellar! See horribly confusing numbers! Come for the Great Unzipping! It's a butchered 100 day review of the Most Popular President of All Time and Malachi steps out from the cellar to tell us exactly how it is! Sir SirSeatSitter from Abs n' a 6-Pack comes in swinging with the statistics that count! Lavish surprise us all for the Second Half of Show! Damn! How did we ever manage to pack so much excitement into tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s?! It's 15 Billion Trillion lau...
May 19, 2021•2 hr 31 min
You might want an umbrella tonight, for the mayo and history and androids and aliens and all the most obscene shit from the sewers of Brooklyn NY! It's Nick the Rat let loose in the Green Room here on Behind The Sch3m3s! We're slathered, rather honored to be join by this beast of trailblazer in the paraspooky, and with Lavish and Boo-Bury hitting the jars as hard as they need. It's a little grotesque almost, but yet somehow still so satisfying. Lavish dug up some history and Boobs brought a sex ...
May 15, 2021•2 hr 16 min
I got something to say! I froze my semen today! That's gross! But, it's what we gots to do tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s if we decide to get that vax! Nah, we're kidding we wouldn't dare go that far. Papers Please! Hahaha kidding again! No seriously, punk is dead! Aha got you! Pokin a sleeping wolf? Now that you can bet on. There's something spooky goin round these here parts! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Soci...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 58 min
Will it be the left hand path, or the right hand path? Either way, our brains are still spinning! Tonight is a weird one. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in yo mind as we look at all the weird ways we think, and analyze just what in the fuck is this thing talking to you in your head? Is it a Daemon? An Imp? We love hopping into void, in fact we cherish it! It's a weird one for sure, but that's what you love! Be sure to grab a Bicameral from the dish on your way in for a brainy treat. It's all langu...
Apr 28, 2021•2 hr 19 min
"I got a hunger, and the only cure...is more bootprints!" Lavish and Boo-Bury are joined by a new contender to chew on what really gets authoritarians going! It's a Battle Royale of Blood Suckin' Hunger Games Gates of Faustus Three Pointy Fingers Up In The Air sort of grand ole' time you always expect from Behind The Sch3m3s. And of course, there's always your Scream-Mails that keep us going! Bad Pharma, Big Bro Tech, what's not to love as long as it's at the circus! BYO3-DG Call in and leave yo...
Apr 20, 2021•2 hr 20 min
The Midlife Crisis Special! Sit back with Boo-Bury and SirSeatSitter as everclear and memories are enjoyed of where Behind The Sch3m3s was, is, and where it's going. It's a chillax-max sans any hardcore 2nd Half of Show. It gives us plenty of time to play with our brand new and exciting Cr33p Phone! That's right True Deniers, if you know any ghouls or fools, crypitds or monsters, frƎaks or CrƎƎps have them call in at 612-263-SXXY (7999)! Leave a screammail! We wanna hear all the sweet swinging g...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 4 min
ArrgGGGhhHhhh!!! You gotta get your ass to Saturn!!! It's a planet, 3 from the last, 6 in line. Two suns later and we're still totally spinning! There's so much crammed and slammed into this episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury carpet scour (not for paremensan) all sorts of CRAZY details tonight. Rings! Crowns! Hammers! Sickles! And so many moons. We put on the the Golden Aged glasses and decipher how much belief flows back and forth on the cosmic scales. Two Second Half of Show's later, swarms and cu...
Apr 07, 2021•2 hr 46 min
And I saw truth fall like hail from the Midnight Son. It's back to back second half of shows tonight True Deniers! Why so serious? Why so heavy? Be with us tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s as Lavish joins the fray! Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep into illumination as we gaze without sunglasses into the Urban Sun. Take our hand as we pass thru the Gates of Light! Refreshen with a beverage at WaterLicht! It's quite the lovely trip thru the rose garden. Please leave your kicks at the door so we can exami...
Mar 31, 2021•4 hr 1 min
Is this Behind The Sch3m3s or an organizational meeting tonight? ....Both! We're slam PACKED (Like a bastardized more handsome rat pack) tonight with guests. And what do we want?? A conversation on unions! Dean Reiner of the Up Is Down Podcast joins Boo Bury and Malachi (and a surprise contender to the throne joins in later!). It's a riveting coming of minds you never asked for but still we provide. Think of it like insider baseball but instead of balls its cards. Bad joke. Regardless, we explor...
Mar 17, 2021•4 hr 11 min
Greetings Greetings fellow True Deniers! Tonight is a banger on Behind the Sch3m3s! It's the one Boo-Bury fell asleep on...sorta at least... Monty and Boo-Bury for first half of show gobble up some Alphabet Soup, which weirdly enough sets part of the theme for the episode: butt stuff (On a religious text Boo-Bury swears it was unintentional). Cancel culture cancels itself. Finally! Not to mention, we even summon a little Zozo. Oh oh oh! And! Fisher Price My First Plandemic Playset! On the second...
Mar 12, 2021•2 hr 13 min
Behind the Sch3m3s is back and about as obscure as it gets! We even had a sick ass tag line suggested, "If you don't get Bhind the Sch3m3s, the Sch3m3s get Behind you!" Categories! Categories! Categories! Come hell of high water we WILL be a force to reckon with...buuuuut in the meantime here's but just a TASTE of what's in store for you tonight!! We cancel the Muppets, or maybe we cancel ourselves for playing racist Muppets bits? Or course we have the crowd favorite, "Pregnant Doctor Fear Porn"...
Mar 03, 2021•2 hr 27 min
Behind The Sch3m3s with some categories? Say it isn't so! Well, we got something at least tonight. Dinosaurs Splattered Across The Moon? X Culutural Norms? X V? X NOB pt2? X Is Tim Dillon A Prophet? (Jury's Out)? X All This And A Little More? X Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 54 min
Viewers Beware! This Mother is LIVE!!! That's right True Deniers, Behind the Sch3m3s is now LIVE at 10:30est/9:30c pm on Mondays! Go to https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/thescalyshow/ to drop out and tune in. On tonight's episode, we are joined by the powerful Sir Seat Sitter of ABS n' a 6-Pack. First half, we argue who is more shocking, and can you even shock an audience anymore? Tim Dillon understands Dimension A and Dimension B, which both beat being a fucking snitch. Arm yourself with the kno...
Feb 16, 2021•2 hr 21 min
Big things are in store, stay tooned! As we approach episode 33, Behind the Sch3m3s takes some TIME reading out how 2020 came together to protect our brave new world. Well, no, the story isn't as exiciting as Brave New World, but it is rather illuminating in many telling ways. Good news for you however, we'll be able to chat with you well into the 22nd Century as our corporeal mind would be a forgotten bot somewhere floating in the dead of internet. Sounds like a bummer. You know what's not? Lis...
Feb 11, 2021•1 hr 24 min
Dr. Gates turns to Faustus. "No, I am your father." Damn, if only Behind the SchƎmƎs sequels could be as exciting as that! Malachi, Monty, Boo Bury are rejoined by Atlas Agent to round off the two parter on Plandemic 2. In 100 years, this is gonna be as much Gates Strikes Back meets the Games Warriors. Think of it like comedians getting co-opted and have a slumber party. Tune in, turn on, and grab your glasses! SHOW NOTES Circuit City Games Warrior PLANDEMIC 2 - INDOCTORNATION Bill Gates has a w...
Jan 28, 2021•2 hr 37 min
BTS tonight welcomes an Earth shaker, one Atlas Agent! Was it something big planned? Along with Malachi and Boo Bury, we jump into the first of two episodes covering the Plandemic 2 movie. It's one for the books chocked full of questions, technical difficulties, and real emotional bearing. Stay tuned for Part 2! FREAKS OF HAZARD Sir SeatSitter Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ SHO...
Jan 27, 2021•2 hr 57 min
