You know, it can be challenging to come up with witty and biting episode descriptors with how fucked shit is...but it's not gonna stop us from trying! Join Boo Bury and Monty tonight as they catch up with what's happened (what was the big news anyways?). Times can be frustrating, but we have never attempted to inject mushrooms straight into the blood stream. That's what the chemovax is for! Masks? We got 'em sopping moist. Mask-hole Hysteria? Simply shooked (clutches pearls tighter). Enlightenme...
Jan 15, 2021•2 hr
Tonight, Behind the SchƎmƎs gets in some free fuckin' speech while the going is still good. Will our gallant heroes Boo Bury and Malachi be labelled as dangerous enemies to the Hivemind? Indubitably. And for good reason. Much mindcrime is explored tonight as we tackle some recent minor events and the overreaching arm of censorship. We celebrate some mindcrime exploring ten years of hate, and ask ourselves, "Are we Washington, Jefferson, or Adams?". Is Mr. Bean the savior we really all need? How ...
Jan 12, 2021•2 hr 6 min
Things tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs contains: 1: Monty 1: Boo Bury 1: Malachi 2: Dlrow Orazzib 3: Ǝnigmas 4: Intrigue 5: G Metal Zone Pecs 6: Don't Expect Immediate Results 7: Words You Shouldn't Say 180: Days Till Alien Disclosure 9: WWLT (What Would Lin Tweet?) 10: Dancing the Skynet Away 11: Lists 12: Reasons I Love To Lockdown 13: What "Mute" and "Solo" Does P.S. Check out other great shows from the No-AgendaVerse! Grumpy Old Bens ABS 'n a 6-Pack Rare Encounter SHOW NOTES Found: A...
Jan 05, 2021•2 hr 52 min
You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one! Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade. As our potential final episode for 2020 (damn, guess we should have mentioned that) we ponder on who the good guys are. An open lett...
Dec 29, 2020•2 hr 48 min
It couldn't have come at a better time. Dark days do indeed loom on the horizon and it seems apt that this episode arrived at the Winter Solstice under a mighty Conjunction. Boo Bury and Malachi welcome a very special guest, a scholar of history and professor of badassery, Patrick O'Kelly! Now this is a guy you'll wanna immediately get in here and hear what he's got to say! You'll have to duck from all the truth that's being thrown down. Pat gives the guys a history lesson and perspective that r...
Dec 22, 2020•2 hr 44 min
Today, Behind the SchƎmƎs gathers together to mourn and remember the heir apparent to the "best timed fart" produced by Malachi. The passing was located during an epic rant laid out by Tom Cruise on why stagehands will be the death of the film industry. Sadly, Boo Bury was unaware that this was occuring as he had the mic muted. It will greatly be missed by all. Anywayzzz...Monty, Boo-Bury, and Malachi conduct what they have deemed "the most fun epsiode yet"! And boy, is it a full one. On top of ...
Dec 18, 2020•2 hr 24 min
On tonight's episode of Behind the SchƎmƎs, three's a crowd but four is a party! We welcome one Cody to the airwaves, as he guides us thru stories of mischief, madness, and mayhem! A hell of a time to be had by all. Topics included but not limited too: Why the ATF sucks, how to protest, stamps (not the fun we're gonna make some cards kind, the kind we're gonna tax the crap out of you and turn you into overnight felons kind). Don't forget the small little group of CCP members runnin around doin' ...
Dec 15, 2020•2 hr 26 min
Tonight marks the triumphant return of maybe not the three most talented, smartest, handsome, successful, thoughtful, or wittiest but by far your favorite hosts with the ghosts! That's right everyone; Monty, Malachi, and Boo-Bury are back to knock some good ole' fashioned common sense into the ether. A myriad of topics are covered. Dickhead Doctors (Lookin' at you Faustus), Doctors without masks, Quack (Real) Doctors, shots in the arms, and the general coverage you'd expect about Covid-1984 from...
Dec 11, 2020•3 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 22
ISO: Legal Drinkin Age Podcasters for exercising the devil out of Draconian Guv'ners. Must be able to lift at least 5...oh wait. That was supposed to be "exorcising"? Who in the hell comes up with this stuff? That's right! We have a name for YOU, the one reading this! A "True Denier! Feels pretty good to be party of the party. The good fun havin party, not the capital T capital P kind of party. More discussions about lockdowns, what would happen if Bernie was in Trumps shoes, and catch up about ...
Dec 08, 2020•2 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Level 20 Unlocked! Who coulda thunk we'd make it this far but here we are! On tonight's BTS, Monty and Boo Bury get rich quick takin' pricks, smuggle X-Ray Records, and appeal to deez stones. The new jingle board gets taken for a spin, and the BTS React-A-Tron 3300 gets booted up for a myriad of clips. Telescopin' our way to the future we're just as excited as you brave listener for the next twenty! P.S. We know it's you Shia... Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Inst...
Dec 05, 2020•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Back so soon from Dimension X, Malachi Jr. joins us again to dissect a slew of conspiracies, or better stated, why experts say conspiracy theorists are off their rockers. We get yelled at by psychologists over Flat Earth, The Pizza Conspiracy That Shall Not Be Named, Why The Moon Doesn't Exist, Doctors Chasing Grant Money, and....an Amsterdam Subway Line? Laughing all the way we find out exactly why we're so anxious and afraid thanks to SCIENCE! Order! Chaos! Space Mushrooms! This episode has it...
Dec 01, 2020•2 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Malachi, Monty, and Boo-Bury welcome a very special guest to BTS: Malachi Jr. of Dimension X! Well, not really Dimension X. That gives Commie-fornia too much credit. On this episode, we discuss more dirty politricks by politickians, Covid-1984 shenanigans/ the handing of the lockdown keys to authoritarians, and a mysterious metal pole in the desert. We even answer the burning question about taxation, and secure a fool proof solution to everyone's woes. Just kidding. We're just as lost as you are...
Nov 25, 2020•2 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 18
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Nov 20, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 17
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Oct 30, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 16
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Oct 27, 2020•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 15
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Oct 24, 2020•2 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 14
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Oct 20, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 13
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Oct 13, 2020•2 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 12
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Oct 07, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 11
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Sep 22, 2020•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 10
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Sep 18, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 9
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Sep 16, 2020•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 8
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Sep 08, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 7
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Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 6
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Sep 01, 2020•2 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 5
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Aug 27, 2020•2 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 4
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Aug 25, 2020•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 3
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Aug 21, 2020•2 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 2
The first official official episode of Behind The SchƎmƎs. Today we talk about all sorts of stuff (even some conspiracies!) in a free form flow of conscious conversation between two decade long friends.
Jun 30, 2020•3 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 1
The Old Theme Song
Jun 29, 2020•2 min
