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Athletico Mince

Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawsonathleticomince.com
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Episodes

Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You

Here's a collection of the very best songs from 2016's episodes. 24 hot hits - everything from Little Mouse to the Scottish dirges. Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 25, 201645 min

Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One

The first half of our Christmas offering, with Lawro & Robson, Gangs of the EPL, observational comedy, the Secret Soccer Superstar and a Scottish song. Part two... soon... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 23, 201643 min

Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick

Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 25, 201638 min

Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown

McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 18, 201647 min

Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot

Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 04, 201638 min

Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective

A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 28, 201632 min

Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble

A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 14, 201640 min

Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance

Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 06, 201633 min

Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie!

A couple of new catchphrases, Robson & Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 29, 201632 min

Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers

A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 23, 201632 min

Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs

Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 201638 min

Ep. 25 - Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style

Mark Lawrenson’s pest control exploits, some carvery analysis, the latest Casper news and a strange visit to a Jeremy Corbyn rally… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 201634 min

Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash

A Casper update, some pocket money chat, a racist ping pong ball act and a preview of a Gregg Wallace musical. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 19, 201634 min

Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper

An encounter with Jeremy Corbyn, funeral-based homoeroticism and elephant-racing in this week’s episode of the UK’s top gas-powered podcast. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 12, 201635 min

Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest

Bob and Andy compare the weight of their chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 04, 201634 min

Ep. 21 - An Airborne Kissing Mix-Up

A £21m bell, Steve McClaren's special visitor, chadwick-weighing and a revelation about Bob's ice rink. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 201639 min

Ep. 20 - Consumer Special

Bob and Andy answer listeners' consumer queries, plus air-fryer sock-drying, Steve McClaren goes on holiday and the Alderman has a kissing rival. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 21, 201635 min

Ep. 19 - Shopping List Special

Bob and Andy forensically study each other's shopping lists, the Alderman takes Bob for a ride and there's more observational comedy. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 14, 201634 min

Ep. 18 - Kiss The Buckle

The Alderman gets a new belt, Andy gets some dubious legal advice, Steve and Roy are on the decks and there's some red hot grouting chat. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 08, 201642 min

Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth

McClaren and Hodgson’s beans on toast supper, a mink onesie, a game of London Tig and an upbeat party song. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 29, 201629 min

Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee

More observation comedy, the snake goes to the supermarket, ladder chat and poorly slave disposal. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 22, 201631 min

Ep.15 - My Jambon Hell

Observation comedy from Bob’s Marseille hotel room, McClaren’s sunbathing woes, a charity do with the Alderman and loads and loads and loads of ham. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 15, 201633 min

Ep.14 - The Susanna Hoffs Motorbike Incident

Jamie Vardy’s massive piggy bank, a Tabitha Huntley Mystery teaser, Steve McClaren's night out at the theatre and more revelations about Bob’s relationship with the dirty alderman. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 08, 201639 min

Ep.13 - BobFest Revealed

Reaction to Top Gear, a canned chicken, a song that isn’t even new, socks, and some genuine listener feedback. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 201640 min

Ep.12 - Bob's Crime Club

Knacking, a horse-related low, Robbie Savage’s home interiors and the horrors of blind servant abuse. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 201636 min

Ep.11 - Tom Jones’s Gold Extravagance

Kitchen tap tips, Steve McClaren’s snake, autopsy etiquette, a recipe, and a song about ‘Yellow Sticker Hour’ up the Asda. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 201639 min

Ep.10 - Return of the Buttered Weetabix

Fishing with a slipper, memory foam, Leicester, Bob's servant confession and a song about Didier Drogba. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 201638 min

Ep.9 - Mashed Potato Fireworks

Steve McClaren’s birthday, a ruthless assessment of Chris Evans, a story about when Bob got shot and another song. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 03, 201639 min

Ep.8 - Mickey Drink Retrieves The Keys

Heart tips, drinking Dolmio in the cinema, Steve McClaren’s nasal hair, Andy’s fungalow, Bob’s millionaire lifestyle and a lovely song about a bird. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 26, 201639 min

Ep.7 - Bonus Mince: Bob's Garden

Slightly shorter than usual, an episode recorded next to Bob's water feature and definitely not done on Facetime or anything. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 18, 201624 min