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Athletico Mince

Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawsonathleticomince.com
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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Episodes

Ep. 66 - Catering Bacon

It’s a welcome return for the landlord AND Barry Homeowner, Mick McCarthy brings his dog in, we find out what’s inside the drawer, Andy tries to find out more about the showbiz centre while Bob teaches him some Beardsley… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 03, 201834 min

Ep. 65 - Like A Chicken Wing

Including a revolutionary, world-changing pan-based business idea, Corbyn raining on Andy’s multi-wash and Peter Beardsley, the Alderman and a psychotic South African chef all convening at the same function. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 20, 201834 min

Ep. 64 - Briefcase Droppings

Bob's vacuuming heartache, a look back at happier times for the England squad, Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, and we hear from Peter Beardsley and Dominic Littlewood as well as some other stuff and that. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 13, 201834 min

Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz

Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 21, 201830 min

Ep. 62 - Specific Beef

Ruminations on carvery portions and hair transplants, some observational comedy from Mick McCarthy, more revelations from England's World Cup camp and a return to management for Steve McClaren... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 11, 201840 min

Ep. 61 - No Jukebox!

Some insight into the pumice stone, an update from Peter Beardsley, a report from England's training camp, more Fake Or Legit, what happens when you touch an electric bear, and loads more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 01, 201844 min

Ep. 60 - I Don't Want A Cot

A Manchester gang showdown, some hot pudding chat, Andy's encounter with a bearded man at a petrol station, and Mick McCarthy joins us with a song... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 11, 201825 min

Ep. 59 - The History of Whistles

Whistles, Steve Wright’s boot, Beardsley, eggs, BT, TV chat and Adam Lilliana visits South Africa. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 04, 201834 min

Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch

Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an expanded Who’s The Prick…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 20, 201835 min

Ep. 57 - Ping Ping!

We meet Mick McCarthy, receive a new message from Peter Beardsley, wonder about Squeeze and their junction, hear from Harry Kane, endure Andy's catchphrase comedy, return to the world of Mark Lawrenson and enjoy another song about Sunderland... as well as some other stuff Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 13, 201837 min

Ep. 56 - World King Fighter

An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 29, 201839 min

Ep. 55 - Mouse on the Bonnet

Another trip to the British Manager's Club, a Sunderland Tourist Board anthem, Dom Littlewood's highly acclaimed 'Who's The Prick?' game, Acker Bilk, a two-stroke ambulance, Peter Beardsley, a Scottish tale and more of the usual stuff. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 21, 201846 min

Ep. 54 - Crunch Crunch Ooops

German shampoo, vending machines, Harry Kane goes up against the Klopp Tops, Dom Littlewood hosts a brand new quiz, an update from Peter Beardsley and loads more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 19, 201842 min

Ep. 53 - Long Legs, Short Bodies

A big meeting of the Gangs of the EPL, more Fake or Legit, Peter Beardsley reacts to recent events and loads more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 201846 min

Ep. 52 - Three Foot Christmas Tree

We've got car-scrapping chat, a look in on the British Managers Club, Lenny Biscuits visits Argos, Barry Homeowner sings his CV and there's an update from Peter Beardsley… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 22, 201739 min

Ep. 51 - Black Pudding To The Rescue

Loads of stuff in this comeback episode - EPL, Fake or Legit, South Africa, Alderman, Lenny Biscuits and more, more, more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 01, 201759 min

Ep. 50 - The Guy Rowland Salvage Job

This episode was almost destroyed by microphone-knack during its recording and only exists thanks to the painstaking sound restoration work of Guy Rowland. If you encounter him in real life, give him a little kiss from us. Or thank him on Twitter at @guyrowlanduk. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 25, 201748 min

Ep. 49 - Rafa and the Spherical Lump

The White Harts head to the Toon, Barry Homeowner sings for us, Bob has another frustrating cinema visit and some other stuff happens. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 201740 min

Ep. 48 - Milk's Off!

An upsetting cinema visit, a kidnap, the kiss of life, some chocolate bar bother, the return of Vince Parsnips and much more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 11, 201743 min

Ep. 47 - Lawrissey's Ironmongers

Lawro and Morrissey team up with a new business, the Liverpool gang share some grooming tips, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns and Bob spies on Pierce Morgan again... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 29, 201746 min

Ep. 46 - Democracy In A Capsule

More EPL holiday fun, Pierce Morgan meets Alan Brazil on a train, Bob has another crack at the South African tale, and we end with a beautiful duet... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 14, 201745 min

Ep. 45 - Yes Please!

We're BACK with a bumper hour-long episode - and there's more stuff in it than we could possibly list here. Enjoy... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 01, 201759 min

Ep. 44 - Dinner With Morrissey

Bob talks about dining with superstars, there's a Man United gang update, Barry Homeowner calls round, and Andy tries to get Bob to invest in a chesty health product. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 12, 201734 min

Ep. 43 - New Potato Season

Updates from Steve and Casper, the Boro gang, Barry Homeowner and much, much more... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 05, 201734 min

Ep. 42 – Ding Dong, Landlord Here

Fresh tales of the Alderman and the Man United gang, a flurry of songs, and more from Barry Homeowner. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 28, 201741 min

Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner

A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 24, 201732 min

Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For?

More from the unruly mangos, the Boro gang arrive, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, and there's an exciting announcement... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 17, 201734 min

Ep. 39 - Instanbul

More Manchester United gang activity, Christmas tree cage fighting, an agnostic ballad and another run-in with a South African maniac... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 10, 201741 min

Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody

Fake news, a shoulder injury origin story, some robot war, and the end of the road for a much-loved character... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 03, 201743 min

Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two

The second half of our Christmas offering, with Steve & Casper, the Alderman, Corbyn, some tit and heart chat, and ambitions for 2017. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 31, 201640 min