Hey guys! This week we're talking about Bad Boys For Life. It's a Will Smith movie that's actually slightly better than tediously shit for once! In the intro I talk about why I've had a shit week as usual with it this time involving me making an absolute tit of myself. Then I go on to compare the blog to having a massive wank. It's fun in the moment but with hindsight there were probably more productive ways to spend your time. I also compare Martin Lawrence's screaming to that of an old lady th...
Jan 21, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Hey! Wanna hear my controversial idea for tackling the nonce problem? Then check out my intro to this podcast which I'm already sort of regretting having said out loud. I talk about the new film 1917 after that and specifically how it's not one shot long. It's two fucking shots long if we're being generous. It's also a pro-war film because as I explain with reference to an actual book.. all war films are pro-war films. Anyway. Enjoy I guess. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've w...
Jan 11, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Hey peeps, happy new year and all of that shite. Today we'll be talking about Guy Ritchie's latest film The Gentlemen. It's another of his mockney gangster bollocks but without the sense of fun of some of his earlier efforts. I slag it off, I make fun of rhyming slang, and I call Guy Ritchie the king of turd hill. I stand by all of that. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again...
Jan 05, 2020•7 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Hey peeps, hope you're all recovering from Christmas although I couldn't really give a shit if you're not. This time I figured we could talk about Terminator: Dark Fate. Do you even remember that movie? I do because I thought I'd gotten a speeding ticket on the way to see it which was annoying. But somehow the camera hadn't caught me and so I guess that's a point to me in the war against the machines. Anyway. I waffle on about why this film is quite generic before getting into the more interest ...
Dec 29, 2019•11 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Hey peeps, happy Christmas! Today we'll be talking about the film Cats. Obviously I just slag it off for five minutes or so because what the fuck else are you going to do with it? Like it? I don't think so! I've become a little obsessed with watching making of clips for this movie because it's funny to see the cast and crew talking about it as though they think it's good. It's also funny to watch Judi Dench use her hands to wash her face like a drama student at a particularly shit college. So I ...
Dec 25, 2019•15 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the new Star Wars movie. That's exciting isn't it? It's just a shame that it's a completely muddled movie that panders to the worst kind of online twats. I talk about the various issues of the film whilst acknowledging in the introduction that I'll probably calm down on it in a few years time. I'm also deadly series when I say that I'll challenge any of you to a Star Wars off. Just name the time and place biiiiiiitch. Cheers. If you want to check out some of the ...
Dec 22, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Absolute drivel this week people. If you can work out what the fuck I'm talking about then send your suggestions in and we can see if you're right. I was meant to be talking about Jumanji: The Next Level, but a healthy combination of tiredness, nihilism, existential angst, and a stupid fucking election left me a little but twitchy and a little bit mad. I think I talk about the nature of reality but as the podcast goes on it probably becomes fucking obvious that I'm losing my grip on it. Have a l...
Dec 16, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Hey peeps! Hope you all have a Merry Christmas planned although I couldn't really give a shit either way. On todays podcast we have my good friend Graham pop in as our very special guest. Take for granted that I'm used the word 'special' in the insulting way there. Graham does the pictures for the A Demon's Voice Blog and even proof reads every single article before lying to me about the amount of corrections he had to do on it. Here we discuss our favourite Christmas movies for those of you won...
Dec 10, 2019•44 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Hey peeps, this weeks bloggy podcast thing is on Midnight Sun. Have you heard of it? It's on Netflix and has Arnie's son in it. It's basically pretty shit but I thought I'd share it with you because I'd hoped to talk about Knives Out until realising that anything I said about Knives Out would count as a spoiler. I'd written about this film on its release and so had the blog just sitting in the drafts and waiting to go. Also I had a busy weekend and so didn't have time to watch another new film a...
Dec 08, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Hey peeps! Sorry it's been a little while since I last uploaded a podcast. I explain why in the intro but to summarise.. my computer fucked up and broke. This week we're talking about the latest Martin Scorsese film The Irishman though which is pretty exciting. I talk about the mindset in which I watched it in which I was experiencing a mild descent into nihilism. I talk about the de-ageing techniques of the film and why they're better than our real life technique of blending up babies foreskins...
Dec 01, 2019•11 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Hey peeps, here's a bloggy/podcast thing on the latest film in the Zombieland saga! Will whatshisname get in on with that girl he likes and will the gang finally do that thing that they've always wanted to do. Look.. it's been ten years since the first movie. Does anybody really give a shit about this sequel? Here I talk about whether or not there's an appetite for the film, whether or not it's any good, as well as zombie films in general. I waffle on about a cup of tea that one of my many enemi...
Oct 19, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about Will Smith's latest forgettable film which I think was called Gemini Man? Yeah, that sounds about right I guess. Here I talk about how stupid the plot is, how convincing the effects are, and how overrated Will Smith is in general. I also get quite crude throughout which is a little bit unusual for me. I do tend to swear quite a lot but it's rare for me to bang on so much about people 'fucking'. In this case I happen to be yammering on about whether I'd fu...
Oct 13, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Hey peeps! This weeks podcast/blog thing is on the new film Joker. You know the one. It's the one that's likely to be cited as some crazy persons inspiration for their kill spree. But why is that? And is that the films fault? John Lennon's killer was obsessed with the book The Catcher In The Rye but I don't think anybody suggested banning that book? Or posting armed guards in libraries that stocked it. Well I talk about all of this and more. The 'more' being whether the film is actually any good...
Oct 06, 2019•10 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Hey peeps, I wrote about Martin Scorsese's Silence when it first came out. But with his The Irishman about to hit Netflix I figured that I'd revisit what I said and record it for one of these podcasty things. I talk a little about the themes of the film as well as it's pretty fair depiction of religion. I talk about the various religious people that I've tormented over the years and I make it pretty clear that I'm an atheist. I don't think that huge amounts of people have seen this film though a...
Oct 01, 2019•10 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Hey everybody! I'm here to talk to you about the latest horror-comedy Ready Or Not. It's actually pretty good which was a surprise. I pad out the bloggy podcast thing with rants about marriage and boardgames though? Have you heard of the game Girls In Love? It's nothing to do with this movie but I explain all about it here. It's a game that's designed for young children and is proof that life gets bleaker the older you get. I also start this blog with an introduction in which I rant about a digi...
Sep 28, 2019•10 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Hey peeps! You all seen the new Rambo film yet? Shit isn't it! Here I talk about the difference between both this and the very first instalment. My conclusion is that First Blood should have ended with Rambo putting a bullet in his own fucking head. I talk about how racist this movie is whilst pondering what might happen to its Trumpian fanbases dicks when watching. Oh and I talk about how the film has had to swap stunts for gore since Stallone is now so old that simply running to the bathroom b...
Sep 21, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Hey everybody! Are you excited about the new Downton Abbey movie? Then I have no doubt that you'll love it. Are you new to the world of Downton Abbey or even slightly cynical about it? Then stay away from this piece of shit which is exclusively for those who have already drunk the Kool-Aid. The movie is essiantly an act of class warfare designed to keep anybody that wasn't born to the right family or sat on a pile of gold in their place. Even the fans of the show needed to get fucking hammered t...
Sep 14, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Hey peeps! I saw It: Chapter 2 which is approximately four days long with plot threads going all of the place, too many characters, and a villain that looks like Mick Hucknall. Despite all of this however I'd say that it's still worth a watch. This podcast/blog thing talks about the films subtext, it's faults, it's triumphs, and why it's like a coin operated vagina. Enjoy. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com An...
Sep 08, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Hey everybody! Hope you're all well. This week I'll be talking to you about the latest in the Of Fallen Trilogy... Angel Has Fallen. And fuck me sideways too but it's actually pretty good. Who'd have thought it? Not me. I would genuinely prefer to roll around in shit for half an hour than ever watch the first two again so I was not expecting to like this. I guess this bloggy/podcast thing will explain exactly why I liked it. Enjoy. If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then yo...
Sep 01, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Hey everybody! Here's a chat about the latest film to be directed by some guy and produced by Guillermo Del Toro. Kind of like Mama I guess? In fact Mama is a really good comparison for how this film feels. I wish I'd said that in the podcast/blog thing. Oh well. I can't be fucked re-recording it now. I do take the piss out of the film though. It's about a bunch of kids that read a book that's written in blood.. it'd be wrong not to make a joke in which the punchline is "AID's". I also say the w...
Aug 25, 2019•6 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Hey everybody! This podcast/blog thing is on Tarantino's latest movie Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood. I know that most people worship at the church of Tarantino but I tend to find his stuff a little annoying which is my way of saying that I'm better than you. Kidding. Here we talk about his latest films buddy movie vibe, its depiction of Sharon Tate, its depiction of Bruce Lee, and it's use of movie violence. I also talk a little about the fact that in real life Tate was murdered by the Manson...
Aug 17, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Hey peeps, wondering whether the new Shaft film is worth seeing? It's on Netflix in the UK but may have been released cinematically elsewhere? Who knows? Who cares? I can tell you that it's pure bollocks though. I go into why in the above podcast but it mostly involves the incompetence of the filmmaking and the shitty characters that felt designed for me to hate them. Just take for granted that whenever I say the word 'Shaft' I'm making a dick joke. Even if it doesn't seem like I am. Anyway. Enj...
Aug 10, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the new Fast And Furious spin-off movie. We talk about how little sense these films make if you're trying to pay attention and how the original cast might not have been too happy about the announcement of this film. I talk about how The Rock and the Stath seem to be the only two main characters that understand that these films are comedies. Oh and I briefly mention the Shaven Twins. I guess I'll let you listen to find out who they are. Enjoy. If you want ...
Aug 04, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Hey peeps, today I'll be talking about a zombie film that came out a few years ago. In this podcast/blog-thing I'll be talking about the generational divide, why Stoke and Birmingham are the perfect places to film an apocalypse, and the films comparisons to George Romero's Day Of The Dead. Obviously there's constant references to dicks and an overuse of the word 'fuck' to stop it getting too pretentious. Enjoy! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them here...
Jul 28, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Hey everybody! Have you seen the new version of The Lion King? You haven't? But you've seen the original 1994 version? Then don't worry.. you've seen the fucking new one too then. In this bloggy/podcast thing I talk about how creatively bankrupt this lazy piece of shit movie is. I wonder at what point Scar got his name. I compare the film to a big-budget episode of Animal Magic. And I wonder why the lionesses are such undeveloped and lazy bitches in this movie. I also talk a little bit about the...
Jul 20, 2019•10 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Hey everybody! Today we're talking about Midsommar, the latest film from Ari Aster. In the podcast/blog I talk about how the film is really about two people breaking up as much as it is a mad cult. And that really all of the cult stuff is kind of just a metaphor for a break up more so than it is a source of horror for the film. I talk briefly about one of my own break-ups and discuss why being so shallow is slightly more beneficial than looking for true beauty inside. I say it ironically because...
Jul 14, 2019•6 min•Season 1Ep. 20
I talk about dicks quite a lot in this blog. I'm not sure why? But to counter it I also discuss the films use of role models, it's subtext of fake news, and how the villain is so well adapted from the comics. I use lowbrow language to hide the fact that I'm really giving you some highbrow bullshit. There's a brief mention of an Endgame spoiler in here too. But honestly, who the fuck hasn't seen Endgame yet? Enjoy! If you want to check out further blogs that I've written then you can visit them h...
Jul 06, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 19
So I have a particularly personal reason for being excited about this movie. Could it be that Danny Boyle is my favourite director? I mean he is but that's not the reason. I guess you'll have to listen to find out what that is. Beyond my connection to Yesterday I talk about the concept for the film and the message behind it. I talk about the filmmakers involved from Danny Boyle to Richard Curtis and I obviously chat about whether the film is any good. If you want to check out further blogs that ...
Jun 29, 2019•14 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Hey peeps! Do you love colourful characters and existential angst? Then Toy Story 4 is the film for you. In this bloggy podcasty thing I start by waffling on about an odd experience I had after the film had ended. It's a story that goes absolutely nowhere but I feel is worth telling because it was weird. Then I yammer on about the life lessons that this film has to teach us. Mostly it's that the only thing worse than dying is being forgotten. I talk about how Forky is an interesting new characte...
Jun 22, 2019•13 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Hey, hey chums! How are you all doing? Have you seen the new Men In Black film? It's pretty shit isn't it? Damn, it's not been a great year for blockbusters this year at all. Godzilla 2, Dark Phoenix, and now this have all been pure bollocks. Thank fuck for John Wick and The Avengers at least! In this bloggy podcast thing I talk about how the franchise has gone all corporate with its reboot. Where the original was kind of weird and charming this feels like an advert for a fucking credit card. Th...
Jun 15, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 16
