Hey, hey everyone! Today we're talking about the latest X-Men movie and the last one before it gets sucked into the giant belly of the MCU. Did you enjoy it? I didn't. Well not overall anyway. I talk about how I was tricked into enjoying the first third like a frog in a boiling pan. I also discuss why the film is hypocritical in terms of its female characters by acknowledging their lack of attention and then promptly ignoring them. Don't worry though, as before I get too pretentious about things...
Jun 08, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Hiya peeps! Hope you're all having a good day? If so I can only assume that you didn't spend it watching this Godzilla sequel as it was total shite. In this podcasty bloggy thing I get into the real issues of the film such as why my bollocks hurt the other week, my dietary requirements, and why you should consider me when in the mood to bang. In terms of the actual film I explain why the characters are shit, the plot was riddled with holes, and the message made no sense. I do this whilst mention...
Jun 01, 2019•13 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Hey everyone! This time we'll be talking about the new live action adaption of Aladdin. Because the real problem with the original was that the characters were made out of ink instead of meat I guess? I talk about how pointless the whole thing, how shite Will Smith's singing is, and lament that Guy Ritchie didn't go full Lock Stock on it. I also ask a question about my right testicle which I still need answering. Thanks in advance if you can help. Anyway, sit back, relax, enjoy, and then add me ...
May 26, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Do you love John Wick as much as I do? Did you think that his latest film was the pinnacle of human achievement? Because that's exactly what I rant about in this podcasty blog thing. I love this franchise as much as a mother loves her most favourite child and apparently expressing this love makes me sound quite angry. But if you want to hear somebody ranting about why John Wick is the best thing ever then this is the podcast for you. Enjoy! If you want to check out further blogs that I've writte...
May 18, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Have you seen the new live action Pokemon movie? Did you wonder what would happen if the trainers and Pokemon wanted to fuck each other too? Did you also assume that most of the film took place in the main characters head as he lay dying on the floor? These are just some of the things I talk about in this podcast. I also chat about how my friend once shivved somebody for threatening his cuddly Pikachu and how I accidentally encouraged a colleague to commit sexual harassment on Tinder by telling ...
May 11, 2019•9 min•Season 1Ep. 11
So I'm guessing you'll have seen Bohemian Rhapsody by now because it seems that every other fucker in the world has been banging on about it. I didn't hate the film at all. I thought that it was perfectly average. Kind of dull but nothing worth getting too angry about. But because I'm hearing Queen everywhere now and because some people think it's the best film ever it kind of distorts my memory of my true feelings. So this blog that I'm reading was written at the time and I'm glad that I wrote ...
May 10, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 10
So that Mel Gibson is a naughty boy isn't he? What with his hatred of basically every minority group on the planet. Still. He does make good films from time to time. Dragged Across Concrete is his latest one and it's hard to know what his motivation to do it was because his character is a massive fucking racist. Does he think that we'll think that this is proof that he's not a racist? Or is it simply his way of telling us that he is and he doesn't care who knows it? Either way it's a hell of a f...
May 04, 2019•10 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Did you see the film If Beale Street Could Talk? Did you spend most of the film feeling like a racist? Because I did. Want to know why? Then listen to this latest episode of the ADV Movie Podcast in which I discuss the film and my experience of viewing it. Basically I told a black lady to get out of my seat. But you know.. I didn't feel good doing it. Anyway the podcast is only short so if you're looking for something to do between power wanks then I can't think of anything better than listening...
May 02, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Hey peeps, have you seen Avengers: Endgame? Did you love it as much as me? Here I talk about what made the film so great before descending into some pretentious existentialism about the current state of our society. Thor was funny here though wasn't he? Shame a casual reference to The Big Lebowski ruined the entire series for me. Oh and did you wonder why they were trying to undo the peaceful world that Thanos had created or was that just me? Either way, have a listen, follow me on twitter, and ...
Apr 27, 2019•11 min•Season 1Ep. 7
So this podcast/blog thing is on the twenty-first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel. In case you can't keep track of who each character is then she's the one with tits and a lot of super-powers. For some reason the tits thing has annoyed a lot of online virgins who decided to bombard all involved with abuse because I suppose they need something to do in between their cry-wanks. Anyway, I talk about this and why the film is so good in general. Also if you want to read the blo...
Apr 27, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 6
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up, walking to the shop, or taking a dump. This week I'll be talking to you about the film Missing Link which is really quite good. I do take the piss out of my friend Graham in this podcast too because being mean is the only way that I know how to express myself. I also talk about the children in the ...
Apr 20, 2019•8 min•Season 1Ep. 5
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up, walking to the shop, or taking a dump. This weeks blog is on the new Hellboy film which I really fucking hated quite a bit. I talk about my hatred of the terrible characters, the designs of the creatures, the performances, the writing, and the effects. Basically every aspect of the movie if I think...
Apr 13, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 4
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up, walking to the shop, or taking a dump. This weeks blog talks about the film Dumbo by director Tim Burton. I yammer on about dicks quite a lot this time for some reason and definitely share too much information about my new pissing habits. I do however mention that the film is better than people are...
Apr 07, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 3
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast version of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washing up, walking the shop, or taking a dump. This weeks blog talks about the film Ouija: Origin Of Evil which is a horror film from a few years ago. I yammer on about my hatred of psychics and religion whilst occasionally mentioning that I did like the film. I also talk a little about the audience that was i...
Mar 31, 2019•7 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Welcome to ADV: Movie Podcast.. or A Demon's Voice Movie Podcast.. or whatever the hell we end up calling it. Whatever it'll be we'll mostly be chatting shit about movies and insulting each other. In this first episode Graham and I do a run down of our top ten films of what was otherwise a completely dogshit year. But what did with both place at number one? How many have you seen? Do you agree with us? And is it me or Graham that's completely wrong about A Star Is Born? Personally I couldn't car...
Feb 02, 2019•56 min•Season 1Ep. 1
