Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the controversial Netflix film Cuties. Have you heard of it? You must be a nonce then. If you've heard of it, seen it, watched any promotional material for it then as far as I'm concerned you should be locked in prison with your balls cut off. Or am I being a bit over the top about that? Perhaps the film is actually a pretty sensitively directed story of young girls and the reality that they exist in. Could it really be that the outrage around Cuties is really a ...
Nov 02, 2020•12 min•Season 1Ep. 74
Hey peeps, this week I'm yammering on about the latest film to be released that's called Les Misérables. Although for clarity I should mention that it's not a new adaptation of that classic Victor Hugo novel but I social-realist cop drama that's centred on the dramas of small town on the outskirts of Paris. I just want you to know that I didn't even have to google that Victor Hugo wrote that original version. That's just a fact that I have in my head because I'm surprisingly very clever. I'd che...
Sep 13, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 73
Hey peeps! I think this podcast may be one of the most profound pieces of art that I've ever created and so I'm glad that you're here to experience it. I basically did a blog on The New Mutants in the style of Doctor Manhattan. Why? I honestly have no idea. I'm aware that this X-Men spin-off has literally nothing in common with Alan Moore or his groundbreaking graphic novel that I'm ripping off. I think it was because there was so many delays for the movie that I thought it would be funny to do ...
Sep 06, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 72
Hey peeps. A lot of you have been asking why I've not uploaded in a while and so I thought I'd explain in the opening why I've been so busy. Just kidding. Literally nobody has asked why I haven't uploaded in a few weeks. I could have been dead and moulding up in a fucking ditch and you cunts wouldn't care would you? Well this week I'm talking about the film Tenet and you should listen up because I'm an informative and entertaining motherfucker and well worth your piece of shit time. For those of...
Aug 30, 2020•14 min•Season 1Ep. 71
Hey peeps, this week I talk about my noncey facial hair and an old shark movie. I also rattle off an anecdote about the time my friend tried to make cheese on toast and somehow managed to really fuck it up. What more could you want from a film podcast? Stuff about films? I guess I take the piss out of the movie too if that'll keep you happy! Apparently Deep Blue Sea 3 has just come out which is shocking because I hadn't even heard that there was a second one. The real question is whether the fir...
Aug 02, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 70
Daddy the cash cow, smoking weed, step-mum shitting, and mouldy cheese. What more could you want from a vaguely film related podcast?! That's right folks, this is another one of those episodes in which I stage a faux-mental breakdown for performative and artistic reasons. What an excellent way of expressing myself and what an excellent experience for you to have to endure. I do talk about a film which in the case of this weeks podcast is the new Netflix film The Old Guard. Thinking of watching i...
Jul 18, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 70
It's the 69th episode.. waheeeeeeey!!! In honour of that I thought I'd do a podcast/blog about what happens when you do a 69er wrong and somehow get the other person pregnant. I guess that would be so wrong in fact that you haven't actually done a 69er at all! Prevenge is all about a crazy pregnant lady that believes her unborn baby is telling her to murder people. It's a good film and I'd like to tell you why I like it. So sit back and shut the fuck up as I explain why you should watch it. Enjo...
Jul 13, 2020•8 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Hey peeps, you really need to see the film that I'm talking about this week. It's called The Vast Of Night it's on Amazon and it's incredible. Also I managed to record this podcast in one go without the need edit it. Wow. I know that's only exciting for me but I'm also sure that the only person who reads this section and it's only now as I write it. So well done me. I also bitch about the new website cameo that I've been obsessing over recently but I guess you'll hear all about that when you lis...
Jul 05, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Hey peeps, this week I'm talking about the film Disturbia. It's a film about a man who is stuck in his room and slowly going crazy. Sound familiar? No, not just because that's what we're all fucking doing during this stupid fucking lockdown but because it's also a bit like Rear Window. I discuss the similarities between the two films, make fun of Shia LaBeouf, and conclude with a story involving some nudity I once witnessed. How sexy. Enjoy! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've w...
Jun 28, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 67
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the film Snakes On A Plane. Do you remember that film? Why does nobody talk about it anymore? Do you not like the idea of a film in which a snake bites a man in the dick? What's wrong with you?? Here I ask if the film is actually quite good or if the lockdown has started to do some genuine damage to my mental health. Have a listen and try to enjoy!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademons...
Jun 21, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 66
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the new film Artemis Fowl. I talk about how it's a bit like a shit Harry Potter whilst banging on about my hatred of the main character. Enjoy. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.com And most importantly, again, don't forget to follow me on twitter here... https://twitter.com/ADemonsVoice Of course some of you might not be on twitter in which case I've got Facebook for you... h...
Jun 14, 2020•8 min•Season 1Ep. 65
Hey peeps! How are you all coping? I watched John Carter (of Mars) this week so clearly I'm having a shit old time. I rant about the movie here. I'm told that I should include some sort of trigger warning because if a joke I make involving abortion at the start of the blog. But I'm quite proud of that joke so I think you'll probably be okay with. Anyway. Have a listen and please God let everything start to get better soon!! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you ca...
Jun 07, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Hey peeps, this week I ramble on about a new film on Netflix called The Wrong Missy. It had David Spade in it and so I guess I should have known it was going to be shit. It was shit. It was fucking god awful. But you have to go in with an open mind. Most of Adam Sandler's work is shit but every so often he does something genius. Before watching it I wondered if The Wrong Missy might be David Spade's Uncut Gems or his Punch Drunk Love. It's not. It's the same old shite. In this podcast/blog I sla...
May 31, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Hey peeps! This weeks podcast/blog thing is on Duncan Jones's film Mute. It's the one on Netflix that everybody seemed to hate. Well I didn't hate it and I'm here to tell you why. Feel free to let me know why it is shit if you've heard my points and still disagree.. but be aware that you are wrong and I will come straight to your house to give you a more extensive three hour lecture explaining why. If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http:...
May 25, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Hey peeps! How are you all doing. This week I'm waffling on about a film The Rover. Or at least I'm waffling on and occasionally remembering to talk about that film as well. It came out a few years ago but has been relatively forgotten which is a shame. I wrote this blog before the current pandemic which is why I keep having to interject with added opinions about how things have changed. Mostly because I'd originally written it whilst hoping for an apocalypse to happen. I knew I should have been...
May 17, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 61
Hey peeps! Pacific Rim: Uprising is on Netflix now and is an absolute piece of shit. Just figured I'd let you know in case you hadn't seen it and had exhausted every other film on the streaming service thanks to the lockdown. I talk about why I hated this movie although really it boils down to the fact that it seems to have been made by people that didn't understand or respect what made the first one so good. I also introduce the blog with a story about when I met a guy that looked a bit like me...
May 11, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 60
Hey peeps! There are no new films to talk about at the cinema again so I decided to ramble on about Color Out Of Space. It's a reasonably new sci-fi film in which Nicholas Cage drinks milks from an alpaca's tits. In the blog/podcast I talk about how batshit the movie is, Cage's three types of performance, and I discuss the insane history of director Richard Stanley. Enjoy! If you want to check out some of the blogs that I've written then you can visit them here... http://ademonsvoice.blogspot.co...
May 04, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Hey peeps! Hope you're all surviving. This week I'm talking to you about Chris Hemsworth's new from Extraction. I seem to talk a lot about porn and spaffing and stuff like that though. Is it obvious that we're into week 6 of lockdown do you think? Anyway the film is pretty average but probably worth checking out if you've got a few hours to kill... which clearly we all do. I recorded this podcast in my car outside because it's weird to be shouting about wanking in a house that other people live ...
Apr 26, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Hey peeps! We're all stuck in but don't worry as Netflix is slowly spewing more and more shite onto their streaming service to keep us 'entertained'. One of their most recent piles of bollocks in the rom-com Love Wedding Repeat which I slag off in this weeks podcast-thing. If you listen to the introduction you'll hear me thinking out loud about how we all owe our lives to the Nazi's. I'm saying it out loud as soon as the thought is coming into my head and so I'm not entirely sure if I stand by i...
Apr 19, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about a film called Mark Of The Devil. If you've heard of it it'll only because Netflix is showing it off so prominently on their channel though. It's honestly a piece of fucking shit which I explain in this podcast here. I also talk about my dog dying because this podcast is the closest I can get to therapy right now. Does that sound relaxing? Hearing somebody rant about a crap film whilst mourning the loss of their dog? Because I think it'll be a perfect pick...
Apr 12, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 56
Hey peeps, are you all enjoying the coronapocalypse? It's a bit fucking boring isn't it. If you're looking for something to do between wanks though I might have a suggestion for you. It's a new film on Netflix called The Platform and it's pretty fucking brilliant. Some people have claimed it's kind of like the 1997 film Cube but I'm going to compare it to Snowpiercer for the sake of sounding a bit more niche! It's also pretty conveniently timed if you're looking for a dystopian-horror-satire tha...
Apr 05, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Hey peeps! Welcome to the end of the world as we know it. How is the apocalypse treating you? I didn't think the end of the world would involve me looking for chicken super-noodles as much as it has but here we are. Today we're talking about the last blockbuster that humanity was able to produce. How exciting. It's a Vin Diesel movie. Oh. Well there's that excitement instantly crushed. I basically slag him off before turning on one of the writers that I have a particularly dislike of. I also ope...
Mar 22, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Hey peeps. This week we're talking about The Hunt. That's the 2020 film in which a group of liberals try to murder a gang of red-necks and not the 2012 film in which some kid accuses Mads Mikkelsen of being a nonce. Although the Mads Mikkelsen film is so much better to be fair. This is the closest I ever get to an actual film review and so naturally I spend most of the piece drawing parallels to the now dead columnist A.A. Gill. I talk about the various different messages of the movie whilst com...
Mar 15, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Hey peeps! Today I'm talking to you about the latest Pixar film... Onward!! Well, mostly I talk about dicks to be honest with you. There's a cock-centric character in the movie and so it's hard not to linger on that subject. I do talk about how the film is slightly 'meta' too but that's only so I can give the illusion of a person who understands film before getting back to chatting about cock. I'm aware the intro's to these blogs are getting longer and longer too. I'm even more aware that I talk...
Mar 07, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Hey peeps! I'm talking about The Invisible Man this week. I also start off by telling you a story about how I nearly killed a woman this week. I can't tell if it's entertaining or not though. I can't afford a therapist and so I just yammer into this podcast these days. If it's boring then the actual movie-talk will likely start at about two minutes in. Feel free to skip ahead. I won't take offence. You prick. When we actually get to the film I mostly chat shit about what it'd be like to be invis...
Feb 29, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Hey peeps! This week we're talking about the Sonic The Hedgehog movie. I talk about my apathy for the character and why it's a shame the little blue bugger didn't spend the movie sucking his own dick. I talk about the initial backlash to the characters design and talk about how I'd have remade him out of dogshit if I was the director. But then I turn that into a comment about art and the dangers of mob mentality... "oooooooh I'm so clever", I thought when I wrote it. Enjoy. If you want to check ...
Feb 23, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Hey peeps, this week I'm talking to you about the film Okja. It's from director Bong Joon-ho who you might have heard of due to the fact that he just hoovered up a fuck load of Oscars with his new film Parasite. I had planned to talk about Parasite instead but literally anything I could say about it would count as a spoiler. So I figured I'd talk about one of his other films instead. Although do drop whatever you're doing and go to see Parasite right now of course. It's the masterpiece that ever...
Feb 15, 2020•11 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Hey peeps! This week I've convinced my gym that I'm a pervert, discovered I look like a terrorist, and been reminded of the time I farted in work. But we're here to talk about The Lighthouse right? In my in depth analysis of the movie I talk about my ongoing issue with boners, the confusion between mermaids and sea-cows, and the time my friend found his Mum's sex toy. I do mention the films connection to Greek myths and David Lynch's Eraserhead in passing. But I'm fully aware that I don't share ...
Feb 08, 2020•9 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Hey peeps! This week we're talking about that new Mr Rogers film staring Tom Hanks. Never heard of Mr Rogers? Then I guess you don't live in America because they fucking love him. The podcast goes into detail about how the British equivalent of that person might be... here's a clue... they're a massive nonce. But really I'd like your main take-away from this podcast to be that you're a scumbag and it's about time you accepted it. I also talk about ASMR and why I don't wank to it for some reason....
Feb 01, 2020•8 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Hey peeps, are you ready to listen to me yammer on about The Shining sequel Doctor Strange? I hope so because that's pretty much what's going to happen here. I talk about how I love the director and enjoyed the film despite it's cosplay-feeling third act. I think I ramble on about my own Dad's alcohol problems as well as a few terrible childhood holidays. I also discuss the time I stayed in a hotel in Rome and a friend asked me to check his balls out for him. All good fun I guess. Anyway. Hope y...
Jan 26, 2020•10 min•Season 1Ep. 46
