On the last podcast, Allen talked about lopping off dead branches from his tree of joy, but feels the need to clarify a few things. So before you start emergency tree surgery, let him explain! Kellie found a couple of new shows that are great to watch with the family. One of them has their 12-year-old son Dylan so excited that he and Kellie have committed to only watch it together. Allen has a few final words to say about the Cowboys season, but after that, he's lopping off that branch and picki...
Jan 09, 2025•53 min
Happy New Year! Kellie and Allen kick off their first podcast of 2025 recapping their Christmas and sharing some of the items listed in their highly disputed Bucket List ... or is it a To Do List? Either way, Kellie and Allen have things to get done in the year ahead. And Allen shares something that finally helped him realize how to let go of the things that bring him pain and concentrate on the people and things that bring him joy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Jan 02, 2025•44 min
The malls are picked over and you’re running out of time and ideas. Kellie has some thoughtful, last-minute, practically free gift ideas for the most special people still on your holiday gift list. Allen has been trying something new with his hair, which has been a major source of amusement for Kellie. Her father-in-law doesn’t think it’s so funny. Heading into the new year, Kellie wants to finally realize one of her much-talked about goals — doing another podcast! Would you be interested in her...
Dec 19, 2024•40 min
Kellie and Allen are in the throes of the holiday crush! But when it comes to the stress of holiday shopping, Jerry and Connie Rasberry have solved that problem for good. And while Allen has just a few things on his Christmas list, Kellie has even fewer. And who knew one of her gift request would cause so much drama? Did you know that Christmas carols can be dangerous? Because people love lists, Allen has the top 10 songs that are most dangerous to listen to while driving. And finally, Kellie ha...
Dec 12, 2024•35 min
Kellie and Allen’s marriage has survived another year of getting the Christmas decorations down from the attic. And if you're And if you’re sucked in to doing Elf on the Shelf, Allen shares some simple ideas to get you and your elf through the next few weeks leading up to Christmas Day. Kellie is still dragging from taking her daughter and her friends to the Jingle Ball in Fort Worth, which led to Kellie questioning her parenting decisions. Have you ever successfully sneaked in to someplace you ...
Dec 05, 2024•47 min
Christmas AGAIN?? Join the Grinch in stubbornly refusing the joys of the season with season 2 of ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast! Broadcasting straight from Whoville, with the help of his producer Cindy and loyal dog Max, Grinch is back to rant against Christmas cheer and roast celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire. Starring Saturday Night Live’s James Austin Johnson as Dr. Seuss’ iconic holiday hater! Grab your hot cocoa and cozy slippers to find out if the Grinch’s heart will triple ...
Dec 04, 2024•8 min
Kellie and Allen celebrate Thanksgiving with some of the people they're most thankful for -- their Podcast Family! Some of the best friends they have made over the past few years have been because of this podcast, and for that, they are forever grateful. In listener mail, Kellie answers questions about her veneers; Allen explains his closing catchphrase and shares a recipe for an espresso martini; they both try to help name a dog; and they send get well wishes to one of their VERY best customers...
Nov 28, 2024•45 min
Kellie has to pack for the annual Kidd’s Kids trip and is convinced Allen threw away her Disney World sweatshirts. As a Can-Am Ryker brand ambassador, Kellie was asked to film a promo video and Allen tagged along for the ride. He ended up in tremendous gastro-intestinal distress which led to another unfortunate public bathroom incident AND his second ticket in two weeks. Because of Allen’s tremendous stress and frustration over the Dallas Cowboys, Kellie finds an article from a doctor who has an...
Nov 21, 2024•55 min
Kellie got her final veneers today! You can’t see how white they are, but you can finally hear her talk lisp-free. Add this to the list of ailments! Kellie had a four-hour heart issue at an appearance in Fort Worth that had Allen pretty worried. After Allen gives an update on his speeding ticket, is it Christmas already??? Everyone in their neighborhood is already putting up trees and lighting up their houses, but Allen apparently threw away all their outdoor decorations last year, which is news...
Nov 14, 2024•55 min
Kellie is reeling from the double whammy of setting the clock back and election week. Then for some inexplicable reason, President Bill Clinton pays a visit to the podcast...or is that El Presidente? Allen can't help but risk embarrassment by forcing Kellie to join him in answering a Buzzfeed quiz about our political system. Right off the bat, Kellie finds a problem with Question1. Then for another inexplicable reason, Yoda joins the podcast....or is that Jerry Jones? Learn more about your ad ch...
Nov 07, 2024•43 min
Kellie kicks off the podcast solo, sharing all about her fantastic week that included a private airplane, a costume optional Halloween party, a police-led motorcade, and shooting a TV commercial, all with her best friend since 5th grade Tomi Jean along for the ride! You’ll also get a temporary veneer update. Allen pops in halfway through the podcast to share not one, but two BOTA matches he experienced within a 24 hour period. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Spice up your fall look with Thriv...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Kellie has a noticeable lisp and she’s sharing the reason why exclusively with her podcast family. Kellie and Allen voted early, and for the first time ever, so did Emma Kelly! In listener email, Kellie gets chastised for sharing bad information….a teacher actually uses something she learned on the podcast with her class…and one listener turns the tables on Kellie with his own clap back. Then Allen brings it home for Jerome with a fresh new Kellie Claps Back, and Kellie’s not denying she said it...
Oct 24, 2024•35 min
Kellie and Allen have somehow formed a biker gang with the working title of “The Chitlin Gang.” They are open to any and suggestions on alternative gang names, as well as nicknames. Kellie and Allen are also honored to be the grand marshals for the Children’s Advocacy Center of Collin County Teddy Bear Ride, happening on Sunday, October 27, 2024. If you’re a rider, we’d love to have you join! If you don’t ride, you can still join the party afterward or make a donation. For more information and t...
Oct 17, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Right before recording the podcast, Kellie bit Allen's head off over the most ridiculous thing and it spilled over into a complete meltdown that has Kellie promising to call somebody tomorrow for therapy, meds or both. Kellie and Allen went on a fun date to the Eagle Gun Range in Farmers Branch, Texas, and WHOA. They each got to fire some pretty amazing firearms. One had Kellie literally screaming. In listener mail. Allen settles a friendly dispute between a married couple and Kellie is forced t...
Oct 10, 2024•43 min
Kellie and Allen did a food crawl through the State Fair of Texas— the biggest state fair in the entire US. country! Just hearing them talk about everything they ate may give you a belly ache, but it sure was fun going in. But an incident with Big Al Mack from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) led to the first Kellie’s Clap Back of autumn. A Honey Do list left Allen extremely cranky, which could’ve led to a huge fight, had Kellie’s perky personality not prevailed. It’s Homec...
Oct 03, 2024•50 min
Kellie kicks off the podcast recommending some of her favorites — a new TV show, an upcoming documentary and two podcasts. Allen dives into listener emails, offering parenting advice to a sleep-deprived mom of two and getting Kellie to cave into the pressure of pleasing a podcast listener who delights in hearing Kellie change her voice almost as much as Allen does. And after attending Tucker Carlson’s speaking tour, something resonated with Kellie that she just has to get off her chest. And Kell...
Sep 26, 2024•45 min
Another week, another gift from podcast listeners for Allen! Kellie has been following the collapse of Diddy since last November, when his ex-girlfriend filed a $30M lawsuit against him filled with accusations of sex-trafficking and abuse. They settled, but it opened the floodgates that culminated in Diddy’s arrest this week. Kellie catches you up on the latest. Then Allen talks about the onstage fight that stopped a Jane’s Addiction concert and ended the tour. Allen also the opportunity to intr...
Sep 19, 2024•1 hr 2 min
Kellie and Allen started the podcast talking about buying a homecoming dress before getting a little derailed over hot feet. Allen was horrified by Kellie’s condition and position which led to an unfortunate photo that may or may not be shared on social medial. Allen then somehow managed to correct course and broke down Dak Prescott’s new contract with YOUR Dallas Cowboys. Allen happened to be listening to the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) when he heard that Big Al has taken...
Sep 12, 2024•40 min
Kellie and Allen didn’t get the memo that their brother-in-law was celebrating a milestone birthday and showed up with a shameful gift. And right after Kellie promotes God and Bible study groups, Allen decides it’s a good time to share the list he’s been sitting on for 2 previous podcasts now — the Top 10 Lewdest T-shirts Seen in Sturgis. That’s followed by another list Allen found — the Top 3 Things That Make Men Less Attractive, and it turns out Allen made the Top 3! In listener emails, Kellie...
Sep 05, 2024•56 min
Allen is once again off on an adventure, leaving Kellie keeping things running at home base. After a mysterious trip to Canada and weeks and weeks of secrecy, Allen is finally ready to reveal that he is the new face and brand ambassador for Can-Am Canyon! Follow along on Instagram @canamonroad! Play the Price is Right and guess how much Allen spent on room service. And if you were an uber driver, how would you feel if your passenger checked NO TALKING on his list of preferences??? In addition to...
Aug 22, 2024•54 min
Kellie is keeping it locked down at home while Allen makes his annual pilgrimage to the Motorcycle Mecca known as Sturgis. Allen uses the trip as a fundraiser for Operation Once in a Lifetime, which grants wishes and provides services and support to active and retired members of the military and their families. You can find a link to Allen’s fundraiser on his Instagram @thealanzo1971. And thank you for your donation! By the grace of God, Kellie decided to do one of Allen’s dirtiest jobs around t...
Aug 08, 2024•59 min
Three weeks shy of starting her senior year of high school, Emma Kelly’s sole focus was snagging a senior parking spot in Lot A. NOTHING else would do. If EK couldn’t park in Lot A, her senior year would be ruined and somehow, it would all be Kellie’s fault. Find out if the mission was successful. After working with hundreds of couples in crisis, a marriage therapist has come up with a list of 7 patterns belonging to couples who make it. Things get a little contentious and it may have you wonder...
Jul 25, 2024•1 hr
Kellie and Allen celebrated their 7th anniversary in separate states. Kellie went back home to visit family in SC while Allen stayed behind to take care of Honey Do’s. Kellie and her 17-year-old daughter Emma Kelly took their first mother daughter road trip — EK’s first time driving on an interstate! After a trip filled with family, crab legs, and boiled peanuts, EK is ready to move to SC! Kellie’s best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean suffered a nasty fall, which wasn’t funny AT ALL. But ALLE...
Jul 12, 2024•41 min
Allen returned from his top secret mission in Quebec. But don’t ask him about it! He signed an NDA. But hang on till August and he’ll tell us all about it. But after bonding with all the French Canadians, Allen has decided to learn French, which is Kellie’s favorite language on the planet. But can the two of them actually learn it TOGETHER??? In listener mail, we finally get to the bottom of the lingering mystery — does Allen own 2 motorcycles or 3? And thanks to a disgruntled listener turned Al...
Jun 27, 2024•1 hr 5 min
At the beginning of 2024, Allen made a commitment not to buy a single article of clothing. He made it six months. He has -- what he believes is -- a valid excuse. But for those who want to attempt their own no-buy year/month/week, Kellie has some helpful tips. With Father's Day this Sunday, Kellie shares the early Father's Day surprise that brought her daddy to tears! And Kellie and Allen's 16-year-old son made a major life decision....he got a perm! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Refresh yo...
Jun 13, 2024•39 min
Kellie and Allen had one of the coolest experiences of their married life so far…..they met Jason Freakin’ Momoa! Hear all about Jason’s new Meile vodka, their uncomfortably long conversation and the lewd jokes that apparently flew right over Kellie’s head. Last podcast, Allen was brought to tears over Red Lobster’s letter announcing their bankruptcy. This podcast, he’s devastated over the death of one of his sports heroes, former Dallas Cowboy Larry Allen. In listener mail, Kellie is asked if s...
Jun 06, 2024•55 min
On the last podcast, Kellie and Allen teased they had a big announcement coming soon — and the time to announce it is now! To Allen’s shock and utter disbelief, Kellie said she wanted to learn to ride a 3WV and become the only female brand ambassador for Can-Am Ryker! As part of the deal, she took a 3WV safety class and is now certified for on-road riding! You’ll hear about Kellie’s class….and Allen’s cautious excitement for her. In listener mail, Kellie gets support for her “ailments” while All...
May 22, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Kellie and Allen hit up the driving range for the first time in 2024! After 3 golf lessons last year, Kellie tried to pick up where she left off and is already getting comments from the peanut gallery. What qualifies as a sport anyway? Allen is up for the debate. Kellie is freaked out about the upcoming Planet of the Apes movie, and the conversation takes a strange turn that leads down a path that includes Anna Nicole Smith, Kellie’s eccentric Aunt Lacy and Allen making up a joke on the spot. Ke...
May 09, 2024•40 min
Kellie and Allen were lucky enough to go to an early screening of the new Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt move “The Fall Guy.” You’ll hear their honest review, but zero spoilers! We promise! Allen found a list of over-used sayings and wonders if they bother Kellie — or anyone! — as much as they do him. There are two things Kellie doesn’t excel at — cooking and sports. She took a swing at both and one was way more successful than the other. That led to a deep, dark walk down memory lane and some une...
May 02, 2024•46 min
Please forgive Kellie for being a little slap-happy/punch-drunk, but she had quite a day! Kellie was honored to be a guest at a live taping of the Inside the Moms Club Podcast, where she was honored to receive a very prestigious award. Do you want to know why Allen REALLY married Kellie? There are actually a few reasons, but none of them are what you think. Allen was so intrigued by a knitting circle sitting at Starbucks that he eavesdropped on their conversation and shares what he overheard. An...
Apr 25, 2024•50 min
