Kellie hit the big 5-7 and it caused her to do some serious reflection on her character. She shares what she believes she needs to work on and then Allen dared to share what he thinks…. After Kellie’s birthday party at a Def Leppard tribute concert, the party headed back to Evans Manor. Emma Kelly was awakened by all the commotion and was very upset by what she saw when she came downstairs. While Kellie’s best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean came to visit for Kellie’s birthday, Allen peaced o...
Apr 18, 2024•49 min
Allen challenges you to keep count of all the dimes Kellie will drop in this week’s podcast. He came up with $1.40 worth. How many will you math? After celebrating Easter, Kellie spent April Fools Day reporting for jury duty. Not only was she shocked by the way people show up for jury duty, she was horrified by what came blasting out of her phone while standing in the hallowed halls of the Collin County Courthouse. Kellie and Allen were honored to be invited to the ribbon-cutting ceremony for Dr...
Apr 04, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Kellie woke up from her nap long enough to talk about her recent string of doctor’s visits. For the first time since pre-covid, Kellie had a gynecology appointment — which came as a surprise to her! And for the first time ever, Kellie has a female gynecologist, which is a very different experience. The eclipse is approaching and Kellie and Allen happen to live in the direct path. Apparently, this is a really big deal! It’s been a roller coaster for teenage daughter Emma Kelly, who had a job inte...
Mar 28, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Allen spent a ton of time renovating his office because he has big plans for the A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ YouTube channel! Kellie and Allen are getting ready for a big photo shoot involving a makeup artist and a stylist. Allen isn’t worried in the slightest, but Kellie has come to the realization that her wardrobe is a sea of depression and she needs a complete overhaul. While out walking the dogs, a woman stopped to let Kellie know she’d done something highly inappropriate with the woman’s wa...
Mar 21, 2024•53 min
With Allen cracking down on expenses, the whole family is staying home for a little spring break staycation. But Allen is pleased with how all of his efforts are paying off so far. Kellie still isn’t on board. Kellie’s parents are celebrating their 59th anniversary, which somehow led to a poor customer service story that didn’t involve her parents. Emma Kelly has her heart set on going to a college that will wipe out her college savings by her junior year. She’s changed her mind about a career i...
Mar 14, 2024•56 min
Kellie is a bit irritable due to over-working her wisdom-teeth free jaw. That led to a very uncomfortable encounter at Aldi’s….as well as a great deal on Black Forest turkey! Allen has a stack of listener mail to get through, covering everything from advice for first-time tattooers to lewd husbands and a little constructive criticism for their podcast and YouTube channel. Everything is fine now, but Kellie and Allen thought for a minute there that their rescue mutt Larry was a goner. Don’t worry...
Feb 29, 2024•58 min
After taking a week off to share the love of reading God’s word, Kellie and Allen come back with an episode called “Redeem Deez Nuts”????? First up, Kellie and Allen recap their Valentine’s Dinner date, which was way more eventful for the couple sitting next to them. Kellie hosted her semi-annual swap party over the weekend. Allen attempted to get rid of a lewd t-shirt only to have it redeemed by his 15-year-old son. Kellie ended up having a little too much fun which led to her making a vow to G...
Feb 22, 2024•57 min
Join us in celebration of 100 years of the American Heart Association’s mission and 20 years of the Go Red for Women movement. During the month of February, Kellie will chat with survivors and doctors in an effort to increase women’s heart health awareness and serve as a catalyst for change to improve the lives of women globally. Kellie’s guests this week are: Nora is a third grade student and is a current Heart Hero at her campus. She loves sharing her story to inspire others during Kids Heart ...
Feb 18, 2024•28 min
Throughout her life, Kellie had attempted -- and failed! -- to read the Bible through many times. After putting that as a goal on her 2022 Bucket List, Kellie finally read the Bible in its entirety! And it was all thanks to The Bible Recap podcast hosted by Tara-Leigh Cobble. Tara-Leigh was a recent guest on the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) and it was such a great interview, Kellie wanted to make sure everyone has a chance to hear it. So in case you missed it -- or you love...
Feb 15, 2024•25 min
Join us in celebration of 100 years of the American Heart Association’s mission and 20 years of the Go Red for Women movement. During the month of February, Kellie will chat with survivors and doctors in an effort to increase women’s heart health awareness and serve as a catalyst for change to improve the lives of women globally. Kellie’s guests this week are: Dr Omar Cabrera, M.D. Ob/Gyn discusses issues common before, during, and after pregnancy. Taelur Littlejohn suffered a series of heart at...
Feb 11, 2024•37 min
Kellie and Allen have differing opinions when it comes to Super Bowl parties. One loves them, the other doesn’t. So guess what they’re doing on Super Bowl Sunday? During Mondays with Mama, Kellie and her mama got into a discussion about eating on a plane that put Kellie on a mission to find out why those danged Biscoff cookies taste so good at 30,000 feet! Kellie and Allen reveal the secrets hidden in their nightstands, share non-materialistic Valentine’s Day gift ideas, and try to figure out no...
Feb 08, 2024•1 hr 3 min
Join us in celebration of 100 years of the American Heart Association’s mission and 20 years of the Go Red for Women movement. During the month of February, Kellie will chat with survivors and doctors in an effort to increase women’s heart health awareness and serve as a catalyst for change to improve the lives of women globally. Kellie’s guests this week are: Tara Yell – a heart survivor that shares her story. Dr Anezi Uzendu is in Cardiology and shares his story. Karen Springs shares the impor...
Feb 05, 2024•29 min
Allen not only drank the Dave Ramsey koolaid, now he’s sipping on Elon Musk’s nectar. Allen is now the proud owner of his first electric car, which he lovingly named Bruce. You will hear ALL about it on this podcast. Kellie and Allen kick off their eating-out budget challenge this month, and asked their social media followers to share their budget strategies. They also asked their followers to age themselves by naming stores that no longer exist, which led to a nice little walk down memory lane....
Feb 01, 2024•50 min
On last week’s podcast, Allen accused Kellie of lechery when he overheard her playing matchmaker for her daughter and a teenage boy. The mother of said teenage boy finally heard the podcast and we’ll get the reaction. Kellie fell AGAIN. As best as Allen and Kellie can recall, this would make the seventh time she’s fallen in the 8 years they’ve known each other, and that doesn’t include the times she fell before they met! Allen is drinking the Dave Ramsey Koolaid and now Kellie’s afraid he’s goin...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 2 min
In life, you have negatives and you have positives. In this podcast, Kellie and Allen try to give you a very balanced negative and positive sandwich. Even though Kellie is chanting the Serenity Prayer on repeat, she can’t help but share details of her horrific work conditions. The next layer of our sandwich is a mini celebration! Kellie finally found a show that Allen is willing to watch with her! But then it’s back to the sour with Allen’s summarizing his disgust of another failed Cowboys seaso...
Jan 18, 2024•51 min
For listeners of the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show, Kellie gives an update on Big Al’s wife Aimee, who’s been hospitalized for two weeks. In a completely awkward transition….Allen’s public restroom incidents are legendary, but Kellie finally has a story of her own to share. Make sure you’re sitting down for this one because Kellie takes her time painting the picture. Allen wrapped up his holiday break by taking their sons to their first Mavericks game. And with the NFL playoffs this weekend, Kellie...
Jan 11, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Kellie and Allen kick off the new year with their annual tradition — revealing their Bucket Lists for the new year! But before that happens, Kellie and Allen recap their Christmas vacation, try to remember what they gave each other for Christmas, and then review their Bucket Lists from 2023. How did each of them do? Who came closer to reaching more of their goals? And who barely succeeded at accomplishing just one thing they wrote down, and even THAT is debatable! And while discussing their Buck...
Jan 04, 2024•1 hr 3 min
After seeing the social media post flashing back to their first show of 2023, Kellie decides to start this podcast off as cheerfully as humanly possible! Kellie and Allen recap their pre-Christmas getaway to New Orleans and Rosemary Beach. While they were away, their dear friend Carolyn house- and dog-sat for them, which led Allen to share his favorite Carolyn story EVER. Carolyn also got some intel on Emma Kelly for Kellie that may improve their mother/daughter relationship! Kellie and Allen sh...
Dec 21, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Kellie and Allen are busy preparing for Christmas! Well….KELLIE is busy preparing for Christmas. With more shopping and baking and Christmas partying on her To Do list, she is a bit overwhelmed. But to help listeners who are struggling with gift ideas, Kellie shares the wish lists her kids have given her this year. Allen gives his thoughts on Kellie’s office Christmas party. Was this the year Kellie FINALLY won a prize? Was this the year Kellie FINALLY walked a way with a decent White Elephant g...
Dec 14, 2023•1 hr 1 min
This podcast is basically all over the place! First, the Grinch made her holiday debut on the podcast. Kellie isn’t exactly thrilled with her Christmas tree, but will she let it kill her holiday spirit? Should the Elf on the Shelf be worried? Kellie’s office Christmas party is this weekend, which led to stories of office hookups, which led to Allen having a hoochie box, which led to Kellie getting drunk on cough syrup…which led to Phil Collins hurting his back….This will all make sense when you ...
Dec 07, 2023•1 hr 24 min
Cuddly as a cactus and charming as an eel, he’s your new favorite snarky talk show host. Join The Grinch (and his faithful dog Max) each week as he rants against Christmas cheer and roasts celebrity guests like chestnuts on an open fire. Starring Saturday Night Live’s James Austin Johnson as the notorious curmudgeon and broadcasting straight from Who-Ville, will The Grinch send these famous folks back down Mt. Crumpit, or will they soften his stance against Christmas and grow his heart three siz...
Dec 04, 2023•7 min
Kellie and Allen unpack their 10-day trip to Orlando. So how was that 22-hour road trip to Orlando for Allen and their boys? After FINALLY arriving, Kellie and Allen and their kids enjoyed non-stop adventures at Disney World, Discovery Cove and Universal Studios. They’ll share their honest opinions about the parks and rides, which could be helpful if you’re planning a family vacation there, as well. We all know family vacations can lead to some pretty tense moments. Kellie got busted having one ...
Nov 30, 2023•1 hr 14 min
Kellie is taking a deep breath and pausing to record this podcast because she’s still got to pack for the Kidd’s Kids trip to Disney World! As the last house in the cul-de-sac that has yet to add a single Christmas decoration, Kellie is pushing for more NOW while Allen is reconsidering his whole holiday approach. In listener mail, Kellie and Allen try to help a stepmom with hurt feelings, Allen gives marketing advice to a new business, and after Allen’s recent AWFUL experience at a new vet, a fo...
Nov 16, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Kellie and Allen are pumping themselves up for the most dreaded time of year — dragging the Christmas tree down from the attic. In the meantime… Allen titillates us with some Interesting Stuff, which leads to a huge debate about time travel. Then Kellie shares one of the most humiliating experiences in her recent memory. Allen tries to make it better, but somehow it ends up worse. Have you heard who was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive? Why NOW?? And of course Allen can’t let a podcast go withou...
Nov 09, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Kellie welcomed Tomi Jean and Annette from SC and they did ALL the things. In fact, according to Allen, you’ll hear practically every single thing they did minute-by-minute of their 5-day visit. While the girls played, Allen went away! Allen hopped on his motorcycle to check off the last remaining items on his state-wide scavenger hunt. He met some really interesting people — and creatures! — along the way. Thank you to this week’s podcast sponsors! ReliefBand: Go to Reliefband.com and use promo...
Nov 02, 2023•1 hr 8 min
Kellie and Allen have been busy preparing their house for company coming from SC, but Kellie still found time to say something sassy enough to make another episode of Kellie Claps Back. This time, she admits to all of it. Kellie has yet to get a copy of Britney Spears’ memoir, but one excerpt she’s read online has her feeling much better about what was supposed to be Britney’s comeback performance at the 2007 VMAs. A woman went viral for posting a video shaming a man for taking her to Cheesecake...
Oct 26, 2023•45 min
A Sandwich and Some Memoirs Kellie is overwhelmed by the amount of celebrity memoirs coming at us right now. Is it okay for people to tell ALL their business when it can negatively impact the lives of others? Kellie dives into some of the upsetting excerpts released ahead of Britney Spears’ and John Stamos’ upcoming tell-alls. And why are people ready for Jada Pinkett-Smith to stop talking about hers?? Kellie and Allen have barely made a dent in listener emails, so Allen dives back in to answer ...
Oct 19, 2023•41 min
Kellie posted an Instagram Story wearing her new heart monitor which led to a lot of concerned DMs. In case you missed the story about the incident leading up to this, Kellie will explain. On the last podcast, Allen asked for listener questions and the podcast family delivered! In Ask Allen Anything, Allen gives his advice on getting a lazy husband to pitch in with housework, his review of “Ahsoka,” and is asked to make a choice that may or may not involve a diaper. And on his recent walk, Allen...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr 12 min
Kellie went on a whirlwind girlfriends weekend to Nashville! What started out as the Nashville 9 became the Nashville 7 and eventually the Nashville 6, but DANG, those girls had as much fun as moms can have before 9pm. Among the highlights you’ll hear — Kellie got hit on at the airport bar and performed the Go West jingle for a captive audience at a boot store. Then the focus finally turned to Allen, who is extremely suspicious of all these celebrities suddenly becoming Kansas City Chiefs fans. ...
Oct 05, 2023•42 min
Kellie and Allen celebrate the 500th episode of the podcast! In addition to the celebration, of course you’ll hear the usual bitchin’ and bemoanin’ of their every day lives. Kellie had an unexpected root canal today, which led to a supper of prescription strength Tylenol and wine….just like the old days! Allen had an infuriating incident at the veterinarian’s office. But besides all the usual daily drama, Kellie and Allen got to celebrate their 500th podcast with some of their Podcast Family Mem...
Sep 28, 2023•1 hr 4 min
