Kellie and Allen’s son Dylan turned 11 over the weekend. Dylan got every single thing he asked for, which is how things usually go whether it’s his birthday or not. That’s because Allen always says, “If Kellie says it’s okay ….” Kellie is hosting friends from SC next month, so Allen is getting the heck out of Dodge. Not only does Kellie have to come up with an itinerary to keep three women entertained — one of whom has never been to Texas — she also has to be a good sport and dress up in a group...
Sep 21, 2023•40 min
A Sandwich and We Dem Boys! Football season is in full swing and Kellie is actually enjoying it and participating in the banter! Even though this isn’t a sports podcast, bear with Kellie and Allen as they bask in the glow of the Cowboys’ first win of the season. And learn more about Aaron Rodgers’ personal life than you probably ever cared to know. Right smack dab in the middle of football on Sunday, Kellie and Allen made a very necessary run to the hardware store. And we want YOU to be part of ...
Sep 14, 2023•48 min
You have to forgive Kellie on this podcast. Allen was out of town and the smoke detector went off at 2:30 in the morning and she’s been up ever since. Allen recaps the story of a tragic flight from Atlanta to Barcelona that had to turn around mid-flight due to an unfortunate case of explosive diarrhea. And THAT led to another Kellie Claps Back! Kellie and Allen are both excited about football — both college and pro. Allen shared a list of the most unusual names in college football that you won’t...
Sep 07, 2023•51 min
Kellie's misophonia rears its ugly head after Allen dares to eat right before they start recording this podcast. Allen then dives into the listener email inbox. We'll all learn a cool movie theater popcorn butter hack, meet another Black listener of the podcast, hear Kellie answer a love letter about long-distance love AND get a new Love Letter to Kellie jingle! But things come to a screeching halt when Allen's armpits come into play. Also, get more details about the highly controversial 500th p...
Aug 24, 2023•55 min
It’s only been in theaters for well over a month, but Kellie and Allen finally got around to seeing “Oppenheimer.” If you want to hear what two cranky senior citizens sound like going to a movie theater these days, this is the podcast for you. And you’ll also hear their review of the movie! Allen is still basking in the afterglow of Sturgis and shares some of the most semi- to downright lewd things he saw. He also posted a top 10 list of reasons to be with a biker, which Kellie re-posted and com...
Aug 17, 2023•57 min
Allen is on the road for the motorcycle rally in Sturgis and the trip there was eventful to say the LEAST! You’ll hear all about his adventures so far and get a full run down of how Kellie spends a week without her man. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Helix - is offering 20% off all mattress orders and wo free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/Sandwich. Reliefband - right now, we’ve got an exclusive offer just for A Sandwich & Some Lovin' listeners. If you go to Reliefband.c...
Aug 10, 2023•56 min
Kellie and her best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean are in Florida for the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (*nationally syndicated) Family Vacation. So Kellie gave Allen the week off to hang out with their boys, and Tomi Jean graciously agreed to join Kellie as a guest on this week’s podcast. This isn’t Tomi Jean’s first time on the podcast, but thanks to Kellie not being in control of the audio, this time, you’ll actually be able to HEAR her! And you’ll end up loving her just as much as everybody...
Jul 27, 2023•36 min
The podcast almost gets derailed REAL early when Allen tries to mess with Kellie’s knee. SHE DOES NOT LIKE THAT. But that leads to a story about Kellie’s Aunt Lacey, whom Allen insists doesn’t exist. Allen’s Bucket List for 2023 included taking Dylan on a guided fishing trip and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. You’ll get a recap of their overnight adventure, which included a rare occurrence of Dylan hearing the word no. It was a shocking story — a young woman pulls over to check on a toddler walking alone...
Jul 20, 2023•1 hr 9 min
After some hopefully stimulating orthodontia talk — is there REALLY a difference between pulling and extracting a tooth? — Kellie and Allen dive into their trip to Mexico! When told they had no hotel reservation, do you think A) Allen took complete charge of the situation, or B) Kellie went full-on BOTA with the hotel guy? After that temporary snafu, Kellie and Allen enjoyed Ana and Ryan’s beautiful wedding celebration while celebrating their own 6-year “IRON” anniversary. After the wedding, Kel...
Jul 13, 2023•59 min
Kellie and Allen are heading to Mexico for the Podcast Family Vacation 3.0! While there, Kellie and Allen will not only celebrate their friends’ wedding, they’ll also celebrate their 6th wedding anniversary. Kellie has tried to set Allen up for anniversary success, but she’s also packing a few extra special things, just to make sure. It’s been a while since Allen checked the inbox, and when he did, he discovered a massive pile of listener emails. Kellie answers questions about everything from Re...
Jun 29, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Last week, Allen did the podcast from Florida, where he’d taken their 15-year-old son Cole for a baseball tournament. Allen shares the drama that took place on the road trip back home, which included a BOTA match that Allen finally lost. And during all that father and son bonding time, did Allen create a monster? Allen’s Father’s Day celebration included a day at the ballpark, a surprise present, and a card from The Donald. With his baby blue eyes and dimples, 10-year-old Dylan can pretty much g...
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 5 min
Kellie is sitting solo in one of Allen’s 3 man caves while Allen calls in from Florida, where he’s taken their 15-year-old son Cole for a baseball tournament. It’s led to lots of bonding time and dad jokes, but when Allen tries to share one of those jokes on social media, it goes very wrong. But then, why does he feel the need to share it in the family group chat?? When talking about all that father/son bonding, Kellie asks Allen if he’s had “the talk” with Cole. It turns out Allen had already h...
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 14 min
A Sandwich and Some Pickle & Dickel Kellie is a bit emotional this podcast after binge-watching “Firefly Lane” and finishing it about 5 minutes before Allen pressed the record button. Thankfully, Allen took the reins for this podcast. First order of business — Allen reads a letter from a listener who was offended by him on the last podcast. Will this be another Battle of the A**holes? And why did someone slide into Kellie’s DMs to call her a Karen??? One of the dogs is in trouble after destr...
Jun 08, 2023•48 min
Emma Kelly is sick. With what? Pretty much everything was ruled out, but Dr. Allen thinks he’s got it figured out. You’ll also get an update on Larry’s mouth surgery. Kellie and Allen hosted their 5th Annual Memorial Day Pool Party and it was……………..a success? They’re not completely sure. Kellie and Allen attended their daughter’s high school graduation and OF COURSE there was drama……for Kellie. Allen may have finally given up on The Mandalorian, but in her never-ending search to find a show they...
Jun 01, 2023•49 min
There have been some major changes in the Evans household! We now have a 15-year-old chomping at the bit for his learner’s permit, one kid going off to college, another going into 11th grade, a new 9th grader and a 5th grader! Poor rescue dog Larry had to have surgery and Kellie is super frustrated over the whole experience. After she lets off some steam — and hopes she doesn’t offend anyone in the process — Allen shares some things he learned when he was Today Years Old. Kellie has another podc...
May 25, 2023•52 min
On her quest to learn how to golf in 2023, Allen gave Kellie her third golf lesson, and then gives her his honest assessment. After a little whining about both being sick, Kellie talks about going to a Tiffany concert, which led to Allen performing a Debbie Gibson tribute. While Allen has yet to recover, Kellie’s had a lot of time to catch up on her favorite Housewives shows and learn some random trivia. She also came across some fascinating research about relationships. Do you want to know why ...
May 18, 2023•1 hr 10 min
In late breaking celebrity baby news, Kellie reveals the name of Rihanna and A$AP Rocky’s 1-year-old son. And is 79 too old to father a child? Allen appreciates that Kellie does 100 percent of the grocery shopping, but he still has a stick up his butt about the size of her cans. Allen wasn’t born in Texas, but he got there as fast as he could. And while Kellie was born in SC, she’s now spent more than half her life in Texas. So are they Southern or Texan? They’ll play a game that will hopefully ...
May 11, 2023•53 min
A Sandwich and Some Ear Crystals After two weeks of dizzy spells, Kellie finally did some research and shares what she found with fellow sufferers. Did you know there may be loose crystals floating around in your ear? Thanks to YouTube, Kellie found out how to fix it! Allen is taking part in another motorcycle challenge. But before he left for his journey, he suffered yet another VERY unfortunate incident. You get to hear them dance loosely around the details.... The couple chosen for Maybe Baby...
May 04, 2023•54 min
In this special episode of the podcast, Kellie and Allen choose another winner for a free cycle of effortless IVF from Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility. Things don’t go as expected, and it leads to a deep conversation about religious beliefs and IVF. For all of those who entered Maybe Baby 5.0, the doctors have a special offer. Listen to find out how to receive a free AMH (egg count and blood test) and a follow up consultation with the doctors’ PA. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! E...
Apr 27, 2023•47 min
Kellie took Emma Kelly on her first unofficial college visit. For the 6-hour drive there and back, Kellie had dreams of having deep, thoughtful and loving conversations with her 16-year-old daughter. Any guesses how that went? Speaking of college, Kellie found an article highlighting the 12 most useless college degrees, and it turns out she and Allen have two of them! Allen gives his review of the latest Metallica album before finally digging in to a story about an uncomfortable Easter brunch in...
Apr 20, 2023•49 min
Kellie and Allen welcome Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility, who once again are generously donating a free round of effortless IVF to a couple dealing with infertility. For complete details, please visit KellieandAllen.com/MaybeBaby . Entries must be received by 5pm Central on April 25, 2023. The winning couple will be announced on the podcast airing April 27, 2023. Dr. Kevin Doody is the reason Kellie has Emma Kelly today, and you’ll hear some of Kellie’s infertility journey. Also lea...
Apr 13, 2023•30 min
Kellie and Allen start off by apologizing for last week’s podcast, and yes, it was all Allen’s fault. After whining and complaining and trying to get out of going to see Taylor Swift, find out how Kellie feels now after going with her daughter Emma Kelly. Because Allen refuses to watch anything with Kellie, he has plenty of time to come up with lists. This podcast’s list includes things Allen was Today Years Old when he found out. While Kellie was with Emma Kelly at Taylor Swift, Allen was with ...
Apr 06, 2023•1 hr 2 min
To kick things off, we have a followup to last week’s podcast. Thanks to Podcast Secretary Andrea Dowling Gulledge, we now know for sure who said “I love you” first. Find out what Kellie got for her birthday which led to a huge blowup over the word “gutted.” Please email Kellie and Allen at podcast@kellieandallen.com to let Allen know that Kellie is right. Are you an extroverted introvert? There are 12 signs that could prove you are. Then Allen shares a new Instagram account that has him literal...
Mar 30, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Right out of the gate, the podcast takes a strange turn when Allen discusses his unique genetic mutation. Kellie asks Allen, “Who said ‘I love you’ first?” Does he remember? Does she?? After a recap of Kellie’s gluttonous spring break back to SC and Allen’s surprise for her when she got home, Kellie reveals the reason for her extreme fatigue — a combination of hormone imbalance and a parent group chat. Allen brings another entry for Kellie Claps Back, which leads to a live Kellie Claps Back. Aft...
Mar 23, 2023•52 min
Allen starts off the podcast getting on Kellie’s good side with a little praise for a rare occurrence in Evans Manor. They may sound old, but who cares! Allen takes a walk down memory lane and Kellie follows right behind him. You’ll hear what they miss the most from their childhoods. Handyman Alanzo gives an update on his man cave construction, followed by Landscaper Alanzo’s tips for a beautiful lawn. What is up with Allen and his bathroom incidents?? He shares yet another embarrassing bathroom...
Mar 09, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Kellie and Allen have a new driver in the house, which comes with a whole new layer of stress. Kellie’s just hoping that Emma Kelly figures it all out without getting into a fender bender. That led to a long trip down memory lane involving Kellie’s driving history, which led to Allen’s big auto reveal. In a somewhat scattered podcast, you’ll hear about Kellie and Allen’s midweek date at a speakeasy and Allen’s latest home improvement project. And after another installment of Kellie Claps Back, K...
Mar 02, 2023•50 min
Kellie went to Florida for her niece’s wedding, but all the drama was in getting there and getting back! And find out why a woman at the airport walked up to Kellie in the airport and yelled out, “Yogurt!” Allen shares all the details of the upcoming Podcast Family Vacation 3.0, happening the week of July 3, 2023, at the Valentin Imperial Riviera Maya! Find out who, what, when, where, how and why by going to KellieandAllen.com/Vacation ! Ken Holladay will be happy to answer any and all questions...
Feb 23, 2023•36 min
Kellie and Allen recap their very exciting Valentine’s Day weekend, which may or may not have included a Grumpy Octopus and a game of Hide the Hammer. Part of Kellie’s Valentine gift was an icy cold, slightly dirty martini, and Allen shares her favorite recipe. Allen also gave in to Kellie and agreed to go to a Super Bowl party, but HE’S the one who ended up having a better time. Find out how Emma Kelly did on her driver’s test and how Allen got through the pain of an extensive back tattoo sessi...
Feb 16, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Knowing how much Allen keeps up with celebrity gossip, Kellie filled him in on the ongoing drama between Shakira and her ex-lover Gerard Piqué. Allegedly, Shakira found out Gerard cheated on her because his mistress left a half-eaten jar of strawberry jam in the fridge. So Kellie asked her Instagram followers to share the strange ways they caught somebody cheating, and they delivered! Allen is getting started on transforming a section of the garage into his personal man cave, and Kellie caught h...
Feb 09, 2023•1 hr 3 min
After a major technical snafu, Kellie and Allen are back with a hot, fresh podcast. Thankfully, Allen had a week to calm down since the Cowboys lost to the 49ers, but he still has a lot to get off his chest. But to lighten the mood, he finishes his diatribe with some Cowboys jokes. Lots and lots of Cowboys jokes. A wintry blast has hit Texas, which has Kellie working from home again. That’s not necessarily a good thing. But right before they got shut in, Kellie and Allen went to their favorite p...
Feb 02, 2023•48 min
