Allen compiled a list of the most commonly asked questions he and Kellie get from their Podcast Family of listeners. Have you ever wondered about Kellie’s skincare routine or questioned how Allen gets his teeth so white? Would you like to know which resort in Mexico they recommend or find out how Allen finally stopped snoring? You’ll find out in this episode. After years of suffering in silence, Kellie finally lets Allen know how he’s been driving her crazy and, as it turns out, there’s an actua...
Jan 19, 2023•1 hr 9 min
A researcher went through newspapers from 1923 to see what experts predicted life would be like 100 years in the future….which is now! Kellie goes through some of the predictions, and some of them come creepily close! Allen goes through some Podcast Family Emails. One listener asks advice on starting a podcast while another wants to know why Allen always says, “Bring it home for Jerome.” And from one mom to another, a podcast family member has some advice for Kellie when it comes to parenting a ...
Jan 12, 2023•1 hr 2 min
It's the first podcast AND the first Kellie Claps Back of 2023! Kellie and Allen share their Christmas hits and misses from Santa Claus. Every December 30, Kellie and Allen go to a lovely dinner and write down their Bucket List for the year ahead. Spoiler Alert: The number one item on Kellie's list was learning to play golf, which led to her first golf lesson being taught to her by Allen. How do you think THAT went? You may be surprised. But you may be even MORE surprised when you hear what's nu...
Jan 05, 2023•1 hr 12 min
SURPRISE! The last podcast WASN'T the last podcast of the year, THIS is. Find out Kellie and Allen's last-minute holiday preparations, which are basically Kellie's last-minute holiday preparations. But the big question remains, Who's been eating all the honey buns? Why are the kids hiding food in the media rooms? And since when did Allen develop an aversion to whole milk? Allen reads tons of listener emails, followed by his recent "I was today year's old" when he found out a really helpful tip t...
Dec 22, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Is this the last podcast before Christmas? Unclear. But on this podcast, Allen lays out the podcast itinerary which Kellie immediately derails because her 16-year-old daughter called her out for her TONE. Have you ever just not wanted to MOM? Even though it’s off brand, Kellie tries to inspire other moms who don’t necessarily feel like MOMMING today. After going through their holiday wish lists for each other, Allen reaches way back to January of 2022 to read off the bucket lists he and Kellie m...
Dec 15, 2022•1 hr 13 min
As promised, Allen presents the findings from Spotify Wrapped, including where our podcast is heard around the world. If you have a long list of people to shop for, Kellie shares the Christmas lists from her in-laws, her nieces, and her kids that may give you some good ideas. To make things simple, Kellie added what she could to her Amazon “store” under the section #NotAnAd. You can find it at amazon.com/shop/kellierasberry. Allen had a triumvirate (look it up) of strange happenings involving bi...
Dec 08, 2022•1 hr 16 min
Kellie and Allen spent their Thanksgiving break in Mexico, checking out a new resort that could potentially be home to the next Podcast Family Vacation. They discuss and rank everything from the quality of the rooms to the quality of the shots. While Kellie and Allen make their final decision on the destination, Kellie’s participation in the next Podcast Family Vacation is still TBD. After hearing only a small portion of their travel horror story — some of which was self-induced -- you may under...
Dec 01, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Kellie just got back from the Kidd’s Kids trip to Disney World, but that’s not where she picked up her incredibly bronze tan. There’s a lot that goes into preparing for Thanksgiving in Mexico, and Kellie’s got about 8 hours to pull off a miracle. Everything a parent does embarrasses their teenager, but Emma Kelly asked Kellie to stop doing one thing…..and she’s actually right to be embarrassed about it! If you’re looking for some Thanksgiving Day entertainment that doesn’t involve watching a par...
Nov 24, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Like millions of other Americans who tried to get Taylor Swift tickets during the presale, Kellie failed. Thankfully, one of their very best podcast customers offered to sell Kellie two of her tickets at face value, but Allen might choke when he finds out how much that is. Allen was invited to speak to a PR class at his alma mater, Texas Tech. After his drama-filled motorcycle ride to Lubbock, Allen met the CEO of the Alumni Association and came to the realization that he’s the worst Tech alumnu...
Nov 17, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Allen has been invited to speak in a mass communications class at his alma mater — Texas Tech! He goes over his rough outline with Kellie, who questions his plan to break the ice with a few influencer jokes. Do you feel pressured to tip when you pick up restaurant takeout? Kellie found a survey that demonstrates how tipping has changed in post-pandemic America. And Allen found an article about lewd license plates being banned in Maine, which led him to share some of his favorites on the podcast....
Nov 10, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Kellie’s best friends since fifth grade came to visit! Hear all about her long weekend with Tomi Jean and Diana, which included lots of eatin’ and visitin’. But Kellie did have to apologize for making her friends watch what is possibly THE worst movie of all time. While Kellie’s friends came to visit, Allen seized the opportunity to take off on his motorcycle. Hear all about his adventures through Hill Country. A podcast listener took the time to write a letter by hand, stick it in an envelope, ...
Nov 03, 2022•57 min
It’s the last podcast before Halloween! Are you still scrambling for a costume? Might you be interested in going as Kellie and Allen? Kellie’s two best friends from SC are flying in for the weekend so Allen is getting the heck out of town. On the last podcast, Kellie was having a meltdown over Emma Kelly’s upcoming homecoming dance, but thankfully, it’s all behind her now. However, Allen sent Kellie and article he thought would be helpful, but it only ended up punching Kellie in the emotional gu...
Oct 27, 2022•1 hr 1 min
BREAKING NEWS!! Parenting a teenager is frustrating, aggravating, infuriating and depressing. If you don’t mind, just sit back and let Kellie get a few things off her chest about it. Allen reads a letter from a listener who has a love/hate relationship with the podcast. Allen takes it as an insult, but Kellie takes it as constructive criticism. What’s the golden rule? When someone says, “I got you,” they don’t got you. Allen shares yet another Starbucks story that left a barista in tears, Thank ...
Oct 20, 2022•55 min
Kellie has been afraid of losing her mind for quite some time, but now her forgetfulness had her THISCLOSE to ruining her niece’s bridal shower. But at least Kellie and Allen both remembered to follow through on their promise to share some of their favorite things in #NotAnAd. And to make it super simple, Kellie set up a section of her online “store” where she will link as many items they talk about as possible. You can find it at amazon.com/shop/kellierasberry. Allen’s love of motorcycles led h...
Oct 14, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Kellie gives a recap of her interview with Tyra Banks. Thanks to the prayers of one particular listener, it wasn’t so bad! And it’s spooky season! What does your Halloween costume say about YOU? And why is Kellie so opposed to dressing up while Allen insists on making her do it anyway? Big Brother is listening….is that always a bad thing? Especially when it could potentially save your life? And after reading some 5-star reviews, Kellie thinks the podcast is over, but then Allen brings up the new...
Oct 06, 2022•1 hr
Before the Swap Party leftovers were donated to charity, Allen insisted on going through everything and he SCORED. We all forgot that Allen made himself available to do Cameos until someone requested a birthday video for one of our Very Best Customers. That made Kellie curious to find out who else is on Cameo and what they charge. Allen shares a list of all the TV shows he wants to watch and in listener emails, Allen gives advice on where a couple can hang out in the Dallas area. Thank you to ou...
Sep 29, 2022•54 min
Are you feeling thirsty? Allen came up with the A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ drinking game that could very well leave you with alcohol poisoning! Wow! What a weekend! Allen had an off-roading ADV motorcycle class that almost had a tragic ending. A group date to Top Golf went sideways when someone asked Kellie for a picture…..and then Allen. Or DID they ask Allen for a picture? Kellie hosted another swap party, which she enjoyed a little TOO much. (You may hear it when she tries to pronounce “Andre...
Sep 27, 2022•58 min
Kellie wants credit for showing up to the podcast after her rough day at the dentist's office. to add to her pain, Kellie is totally freaking out over having to moderate a conversation with Tyra Banks, which stirred up memories of horrific celebrity interviews from her past. When Kellie’s not flapping her sore gums, Allen chimes in with what he plans to do this weekend as Kellie throws her bi-annual Swap Party. Thank you to our podcast sponsor, the Upside App! Download the FREE Upside App and us...
Sep 22, 2022•41 min
Kellie finally realized that she is not a driving instructor and signed Emma Kelly up for driving school. Allen got to witness the great meltdown over that. Are you chomping at the bit to get a new iPhone? Find out if the new iPhone 14’s features are worth the money and what the latest iOS update allows you to do with your iMessages. If you’re like Kellie and you drive around rich people neighborhoods wondering, “What the heck do these people do for a living?” this episode is for you. Kellie fou...
Sep 15, 2022•57 min
After the Cowboys’ season opener, Kellie had to suffer through Allen’s complete and total meltdown. And if Kellie had to listen to it, SO DO YOU. In addition to getting a load off his chest, Allen reads some listener mail that he believes supports his theory that everyone has an unfortunate story involving bubble guts. And in a new bit stolen completely from another podcast, Kellie reads some of the podcast’s glowing 5-star reviews! Thank you to our podcast sponsor, BetterHelp. When you want to ...
Sep 13, 2022•44 min
Kellie has retirement on the brain! She spends hours on Zillow looking for the perfect retirement home that she’ll never be able to afford. So in the meantime, she found an article that list the 10 best states to retire and the reasons why. Allen had an incident that Kellie highly encouraged him to keep to himself, but he insisted on over-sharing. It involves a Harley Davidson bathroom and a pocketknife. Listen at your own discretion. Allen has decided to follow an intermittent fasting program, ...
Sep 08, 2022•57 min
Kellie was gifted with some last-minute tickets to Duran Duran and now….Allen is a convert! But getting to the concert proved quite the adventure with those three famous words being uttered again, “I got you.” Allen just completed Day One of his 12-week intermittent fasting journey. WHY would Dairy Queen come out with their new fall menu at the exact same time?? And Kellie talks Allen out of sharing a story involving a Harley dealership, a pocket knife and Hanes, but it may only be a temporary v...
Sep 06, 2022•52 min
Kellie and Allen went to a podcast convention and DID THEY LEARN ANYTHING??? Will you hear the difference in this podcast? And why was Kellie late for the nationally syndicated Kidd Kraddick Morning Show? The answer may be considered TMI. Allen reads some listener emails that take some very different twists and turns. Kellie shares some scary prison letters she’s received and a listener asks for help with her son who suffers from migraines. Allen is less than enthusiastic about the upcoming Cowb...
Aug 30, 2022•52 min
Kellie took Emma Kelly to New York City for the weekend to see Phantom of the Opera on Broadway and Harry Styles in concert. But a lot of what they loved about the Big Apple has changed since their last visit, and not necessarily for the better. But overall, things went pretty well….until it was time to fly home. You’ll hear every single detail about the canceled flights that led to Kellie and EK spending the night at LaGuardia, and how Kellie’s Instagram followers saved her from another cancele...
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 5 min
When Emily Gellis hears rumors of people suffering horrible side effects from a trendy diet she springs into action. Armed with over a hundred thousand Instagram followers, Emily launches a social media crusade to expose F-Factor and its founder, Tanya Zuckerbrot. It’s the start of a feud that will attract trolls, lawyers, and, eventually, national media all because of fiber. From Wondery, this is a story about wealth, wellness, and influence hosted by Casey Wilson. Listen to Fed Up: wondery.fm/...
Aug 19, 2022•6 min
Allen is accused of being an imposter, which leads to another BOTA incident. But Kellie has her own drama to deal with after trying to walk four miles in 100 degree weather. And you can be a part of the podcast if you follow us on Instagram @asandwichandsomelovin! From time to time, we’ll ask you questions and read your answers. This podcast we asked, “What are some bonding activities that almost ruined your relationship?” Of course, Kellie and Allen had PLENTY of examples to share from their ow...
Aug 18, 2022•45 min
Kellie has been following #BamaRush very closely on TikTok and is excited to share which house was smart enough to invite her favorite — @kylan_darnell. Allen is back from Sturgis! In last week’s podcast, Kellie and Allen had some questions about rider chafing and potentially lewd t-shirts. Some of their very best customers were happy to answer those burning questions in listener emails. On his way back home, Allen attempted the Iron Butt Challenge. First of all, what the heck is that and how di...
Aug 16, 2022•39 min
One year later, Allen is back in Sturgis for the big motorcycle rally, raising money for Operation Once in a Lifetime. You’ll hear about his adventures on his 2-day, 1000 mile motorcycle ride. And after one official day at the motorcycle rally, Allen shares some of the more interesting t-shirts and patches he’s seen so far. And with the arrival of Bad Influence Jeff on the scene, things are about to get a lot more interesting. Kellie has never been able to be there for Emma Kelly’s first day of ...
Aug 11, 2022•56 min
When does Kellie falling all the time stop being funny? NOW. Believe it or not, Kellie fell again and you get to hear all about it. Allen is hitting the road for Sturgis for the big motorcycle rally, and he’s also raising money for Operation Once in a Lifetime. Find out how you can help make dreams come true for members of our military and their families. Kellie and Allen got to see a sneak peek of “Bullet Train” before it hit theaters. Now that the movie is out, how does their review compare to...
Aug 09, 2022•55 min
Unbeknownst to Kellie and Allen, Kellie and Kidd Kraddick Morning Show co-host Ana have inspired a podcast family member to get her very first tattoo. Hear the moving story behind her decision. Speaking of tattoos, Allen entered his tattoos into a contest at the Harley Davidson dealership. Find out how he did. And at his recent birthday party, Allen received a book called "What Would Keanu Do?” Listen as Kellie reads some of Keanu’s words of wisdom and inspiration. Thank you to our podcast spons...
Aug 04, 2022•37 min
