It’s Allen’s birthday! And while it’s not the Year of Allen, he still gets thoroughly celebrated with a pool party, complete with Bad Influence Jeff, yard signs, inappropriate presents, 99 proof shots, and lots of cake. Allen has Kellie read one of his birthday cards regarding flatulence that he found to be exceptionally humorous. Kellie and Allen are invited to a special early screening of “Bullet Train” starring Brad Pitt as a gentle assassin named Ladybug. And with school starting back next w...
Aug 02, 2022•32 min
Hell hath frozen over! Don the Engineer makes a guest appearance on the podcast to talk about a subject near and dear to his heart -- Apple AirTags! In addition to that, Kellie shares some exciting news that could affect future air travel for women who love their full-sized products. And it's the return of Things That Make You Go 'Huh!' Find out the latest trends in baby middle names, an upcoming mixed cocktail in a can, and why Kellie has to admit that Allen was right. Thank you to our podcast ...
Jul 28, 2022•46 min
Kellie and Allen podcast from Orlando where the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) is broadcasting for their annual family vacation! Kellie is continuing her 4 miles a day personal challenge in Florida, but everyone wants to know -- Is Kellie noticing a difference on the scale? As a matter of fact, yes! But it's not exactly what you think. Hear about Allen's first day on the KKMS family vacation, which included alligator wings, a shot of tequila, and lots of pictures Kellie may o...
Jul 26, 2022•39 min
Kellie and Allen want to create a space in the house that their kids will want to hang out in. Kellie is hoping to get an air hockey table while Allen is pushing for a pool table. Who do you think is going to win that battle? Allen discovered an iPhone hack that is LIFE CHANGING. So pull out your phone and get ready to be amazed! And if Allen had known this hack a couple years ago, it would've prevented the most embarrassing picture he's ever taken with the one and only Troy Aikman. In listener ...
Jul 21, 2022•51 min
Much to Allen's disinterest, Kellie kicks off the podcast with her sheer joy over the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez elopement! She also shares her opinion on @HouseInHabit's conspiracy theory that Sam Asghari isn't with Britney Spears for the right reasons. Allen brings another edition of Dylan's Impossible Questions, answering, "Which fish have no scales?" Who knew it would take a biblical turn. And then the Dylster himself pops on the podcast to share a riddle and panics! Kellie and Allen's 1...
Jul 19, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Kellie kicks off the podcast with some money-saving information for educators, while Allen gives an update on his ongoing battle with their internet and cable provider. Their youngest son Dylan asks Allen a question that neither he nor Kellie have ever been asked before. As a result, you'll find out everything you never knew you wanted to know about pinkies! And in listener mail, Kellie and Allen answer questions about tattoos and vacationing in Mexico. Plus, some listeners have a few things to ...
Jul 14, 2022•55 min
A LOT happened during Kellie and Allen's one week of vacation. KELLIE GOT A TATTOO??? How the heck did THAT happen? And what did Kellie's mama, daddy and daughter have to say about it? Kellie and Allen also celebrated five years of wedded bliss. Find out their anniversary gifts to each other and how their celebration dinner left a bad taste in their mouths. While Kellie through a ladies sleepover for her friend Dianthe's 50th, Allen and Bad Influence Jeff hit the road for Choctaw! It turns out t...
Jul 12, 2022•1 hr 4 min
With holiday travel upon us, Kellie shares a list of what she thought were helpful travel tips from a flight attendant, but who knew it would get Allen so fired up? To lighten the mood, Allen and Kellie open a great big box sent to them by one of their very best customers, Amy Wilkerson, in honor of their fifth wedding anniversary. But after this podcast, let's hope they make it to their sixth. Thank you to our podcast sponsor, Stamps.com. Stop wasting time and start saving money when you use St...
Jun 30, 2022•43 min
The house is a little quieter now that Kellie and Allen's boys have gone back to their mom's house, but a gift landed on the doorstep that put some pep back in Allen's step and gives us yet another reason to love Troy Aikman. Hear the wrap-up of Kellie and Allen's two weeks with the boys which included Dylan's World Series. Dylan asked Kellie what she learned from her first year in select baseball and she shared it with him and on the podcast. Kellie and Allen have each started on a separate hea...
Jun 28, 2022•35 min
Allen took the boys and his parents to a Rangers baseball game for dollar hot dog day, and he got WAY more than he bargained for. In Listener Mail, Kellie may finally have the answer to her canker sore woes! Plus, Kellie and Allen get content ideas and answer a burning question for a forgetful listener. Kellie grew up in a very religious household but she found a Reddit feed that blew her experiences out of the water! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download Best Fiends for free from the App ...
Jun 24, 2022•1 hr 13 min
Allen had an action packed Father's Day weekend at the lake with the boys, fishing, filming a commercial and destroying thousands of dollars worth of electronic equipment. Nobody trips more than Kellie Rasberry Evans, but Allen is doing his best to catch up. Hear all about the eyeball drama that led to Allen's dramatic fall in the Kroger parking lot. And if you think Kellie Claps Back is entertaining, wait till you hear what Allen's mother had to say. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! BetterHel...
Jun 21, 2022•58 min
Kellie and Allen celebrate fathers, father figures and wannabe fathers on this Father's Day edition of the podcast. Or at least Kellie does. Allen basically poo-poos the whole holiday. But Kellie rallies to share some Father's Day facts, followed by testing Allen's knowledge in Father's Day trivia. After a quick diversion reading a letter from a slightly perturbed father embarrassed by lewd content, Kellie gets the podcast back on track again with Things That Make You Go "Huh!" If you're ever st...
Jun 16, 2022•50 min
While Kellie hosted a baby shower for Podcast Family Member Laura, the Tank Top Twins -- Allen and J-Si from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show -- hit the road to Henryetta, Oklahoma, hoping to hang out with Allen's man crush, Troy Aikman. Were they successful? Hear all the juicy, manly details. Allen's office away from home could be facing a major policy change that could have serious consequences for Allen's delicate system. Kellie and Allen's boys are back for two weeks! First on the agenda: chic...
Jun 14, 2022•57 min
Kellie was talked into buying a bright orange dress that pretty much takes over the podcast. Speaking of clothes...Kellie spent a good chunk of the day helping Emma Kelly clean out her closet and posting stuff for sale on Poshmark, just so EK can have more money to go buy more stuff she'll wear once and decide she'll never wear again. Kellie and Allen were invited to an advance screening of "Jurassic World Dominion" and you'll hear their reviews. Allen has written a parody song so vulgar that Ke...
Jun 09, 2022•1 hr
Kellie and Allen had a very full weekend with their Podcast Family and give the full recap. Find out what happened in the Uber ride that ended up on YouTube, and if Allen won another car at this year's Operation Once in a Lifetime Rock for the Troops event! In listener mail, a podcast family is having a major - and hilarious! - issue with getting a vanity plate for her cars, plus someone finally has Kellie's back on the Troy Aikman mixup. And finally, hear all about Allen's latest modeling gig! ...
Jun 07, 2022•1 hr 6 min
Kellie could've been in the dog house but was mercilessly let off the hook after causing Allen to miss his opportunity to meet Troy Freaking Aikman! However, Kellie getting a little lost on their way to Big Al and Aimee's wedding caused him to have a mini-meltdown that he still hasn't gotten over. Hear all the details about the big wedding, including how Big Al pulled a stunt that is so typically Big Al. And hear Kellie and Allen's thoughts on the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard verdict. Thank you t...
Jun 03, 2022•45 min
After a mountain of paperwork, some clarification and notarization, Kellie has some big news about Emma Kelly's journey towards a learner's permit. That's followed by Allen giving another update on the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial. After all we've heard, is it possible for someone to have compassion for Amber? In another round of Podcast Family Emails, we get a helpful tip, a funny gag, and utter shock and horror that Allen still refuses to see "Top Gun." Don't forget the next Podcast Famil...
May 26, 2022•55 min
Time is running out for the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial, and Allen has lots of thoughts. Plus Kellie has an update on some sad news about the Americans who died while vacationing in the Bahamas. It could change the way she travels from now on. National Burger Day is a thing. Find out how your incredible burger recipe could win you $25K. And Time magazine is out with their annual list of the 100 most influential people from the past year. Will you agree? Allen hosted a birthday party for th...
May 24, 2022•53 min
Allen has been watching the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial non-stop, and if Kellie has to hear about it, so do YOU! Has the publicity from the trial affected Johnny and Amber's popularity? Diving into the listener email bag, you'll get a little insight into Kellie's love of lists and also a very sweet letter from a listener who just started listening to the podcast. She's only up to Episode 35 and is in for some very huge surprises. That stirred up a lot of raw emotions in Allen that he's kep...
May 19, 2022•1 hr 1 min
On today's podcast, Wound Care Alanzo makes an appearance to share how to handle nasty blisters obtained through manual labor. Kellie took her 15-year-old daughter to the DMV in an effort to obtain her learner's permit. "EFFORT" is the key word. What happened that made the DMV employee bow up at Kellie, leaving Emma Kelly with no learner's permit and an appointment to come back 3 months later?? Allen spent all day glued to CourtTV and has some thoughts on the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamati...
May 17, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Don't miss the next Podcast Family Meetup at Oak'd BBQ in Dallas, Friday, June 3, at 6:30pm. And the following night, June 4, Kellie and Allen would love for you to join them at the 10th Annual Rock For the Troops at Lava Cantina in The Colony, TX. The event is from 5-8:30pm and there will be some incredible raffle items. This is where Allen won his Chevelle last year! Proceeds benefit Operation Once in a Lifetime. Kellie's 15-year-old daughter Emma Kelly has a big weekend ahead of her. First, s...
May 12, 2022•56 min
Allen has become fascinated with CourtTV and he'll update us on the latest court proceedings. And it's another round of BOTA at Home Depot when Allen encounters a know-it-all landscaper who has an issue with Allen's seed. Kellie went to see Coldplay and had a once-in-a-lifetime chance to meet Chris Martin! Hear her tell the story in real time, or until Allen got bored and made her move on to something else. And in listener mail, one of our Podcast Family members has a very "Allen" thing happen t...
May 10, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Kellie and Allen bring you a buzzy podcast after enjoying the soft opening of a new Japanese restaurant in town. Allen is very invested in the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial. While he doesn't want to take sides, Allen shares his list of things he trusts more than Amber Heard. "Bossman George" pays a visit to the show because he gifted Kellie a new iPhone for her birthday. How much do you love your iPhone? You won't believe how much one woman loved hers. Allen shares a very special letter and ...
May 05, 2022•1 hr 9 min
It was another baseball weekend for Kellie and Allen! Kellie is feeling very welcomed by the moms on the baseball team, but is afraid she might be turning into a Single White Female. Allen came home to an unwelcome surprise from beloved dog Larry. And thanks to Allen's creative juices, dictatorial directing, acting abilities and stunt work, Kellie was able to deliver a pretty cute PSA for motorcycle safety, which you can check out on her Instagram @KellieRasberry. And original MaybeBaby winners ...
May 03, 2022•57 min
Thanks to Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility, Kellie and Allen give away another round of Effortless IVF in Maybe Baby 4.0! Before that, the very first Maybe Baby winner Kellie Flores shares her story, which now includes TWO Maybe Babies! You can see their precious faces and follow Kellie and her husband Luis' fertility journey on Instagram @asherandaylahsmom. Plus, Kellie makes a very generous offer that will blow everyone away. Then Kellie and Allen surprise the winner of Maybe Baby ...
Apr 28, 2022•37 min
Kellie and Allen discuss the news of the day, including Elon Musk buying Twitter and the ongoing Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Then things take a sharp turn when Kellie gives details on how you can vote for your favorites to potentially be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And Allen shines a spotlight on how bad Kellie is at geography when he decides to get in on Things That Make You Go 'Huh!' Also, get details for last minute entries into Maybe Baby 4.0 and a round of Effortles...
Apr 26, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Kellie and Allen start off the podcast by clearing up a couple things. First, the next Podcast Family Meetup is coming up on Friday, June 3, at 6:30pm at Oak'd BBQ in Dallas. And the following day, Kellie and Allen ask the Podcast Family to join them at Rock For the Troops, benefiting Operation Once in a Lifetime. Details to come. Allen shares a Love Letter to Kellie that was written specifically for the podcast. Then after asking his Instagram followers to chime in, Allen shares the list of mos...
Apr 21, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Kellie and Allen welcome back Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody for Maybe Baby 4.0! To highlight National Infertility Awareness Week, Dr. Kevin and Dr. Kathy are giving away a free cycle of Effortless IVF. Get all the details on how to enter at KellieandAllen.com/maybebaby. Deadline to enter is 5pm on April 26. The winner will be announced on the April 28 podcast. Also on this podcast, find out what advancements that have been made in the field of infertility treatment. Dr. Kevin and Dr. Kathy will als...
Apr 19, 2022•41 min
Find out what Kellie got for her birthday, including a super thoughtful and creative gift from Allen. New bit alert! In "Things That Make You Go 'Huh!' Kellie explains why buying new clothes for Easter is considered good luck, why you get gassy on planes, and the worst professions to marry. If you were born after the year 2000, there are some things you will never hear again. Kellie shares a fun thread she found on Reddit that makes us all feel old. But hey! It's her birthday. And after dropping...
Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 6 min
A stranger approached Kellie at the mall last month and said she was going to receive a Holy Spirit blessing on April 11th! Did it happen? Was it Britney Spears announcing she's pregnant? Get a full recap of Kellie's birthday weekend at Choctaw Casino & Resort! From being overserved at Loverboy to the horror of uninvited guests showing up for dinner, it was an absolute blast. Kellie and Allen are even considering a Podcast Family Trip to Choctaw! In celebration of National Pet Day, Kellie an...
Apr 12, 2022•1 hr 2 min
