Allen shares a very disturbing story that was DM'd to him multiple times by podcast listeners. It involves lewd content, so be prepared to hear Allen's voice change A LOT. Kellie shares the latest FBI warning about an internet scam and shares tips about how to avoid being the next victim. She also talks about her hacking story from several years ago and what the hackers demanded. In listener emails, Kellie gets called on the carpet for not following through with a promise. And get some home reme...
Apr 07, 2022•1 hr 10 min
More lessons are learned through failure than through success, right? Kellie and Allen learned A LOT after a full weekend of failures at a baseball tournament. A member of the podcast family known for being a bit of a prankster sent a mystery box to Kellie and Allen. Find out what's inside and get some great ideas for your Easter baskets! In listener emails, a former bartender asks if she was in the wrong when dealing with a rude customer. And what exactly IS ambrosia and why does Allen hate it ...
Apr 05, 2022•59 min
Allen isn't typically a fan of celebrity gossip or entertainment stories, but Kellie insisted there were three stories in entertainment that simply had to be addressed immediately. Bruce Willis' family releases a statement about his recent health diagnosis. Eric Church thanks his fans for allowing him to be selfish, but did he even ASK?? And Chris Rock has his first stand-up performance since Will Smith slapped him. Find out what he did -- and didn't -- have to say. Thank you to our podcast spon...
Mar 31, 2022•52 min
Nobody's talking about who wore what or who won what, but everyone is talking about the slap heard round the world, including Kellie and Allen. Hear their take on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock for a joke he made at the expense of Will's wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith. And in listener mail, one podcast listener shares what happened during her husband's vasectomy. Another fears Kellie may be suffering from a yet-to-be-diagnosed syndrome! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! This podcast is sponsored by B...
Mar 29, 2022•46 min
Allen was behind the wheel when a scary incident happened and honestly, he's really lucky to be alive. Was it divine intervention? Because right after that, Kellie had a run-in with a stranger who had a message for her FROM THE HOLY SPIRIT! And by popular demand (or because of one listener asked for it) enjoy another round of Love Letters to Allen. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download Best Fiends free today on the App Store or Google Play. That’s friends, without the r—Best Fiends. See th...
Mar 24, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Kellie kicks off the podcast describing the events from the final few days of her spring break. She did a couple of things for the very first time, and one of them had her face down and bare cheeks up! And then hear in great detail about how Kellie fell AGAIN. Allen shares a HORRIFYING story about how wrong things went for a woman seeking a little pleasure. And another listener asks for advice about how to handle tens of thousands of dollars in missed child support payments. Thank you to our pod...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Kellie is back at home base and has some concerns about Allen's decorating choices while she was away. Allen had a run-in with a woman in the parking lot that let him know FOR SURE that he'd been scammed. Allen shares 9 signs your dog is super connected to you. Kellie shared the results from an Instagram survey that left Allen feeling quite annoyed. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Our audience can now save 35% percent on Cozy Earth bamboo bedding. Thirty-five percent! Just go to CozyEarth.com...
Mar 17, 2022•59 min
Through the miracle of modern technology, Allen is able to plug in a cord and record a show from podcast headquarters in Texas while Kellie is visiting her family in SC. It turns out Allen isn’t the only one who gets hit with bad customer service. Kellie shares her own experiences as she eats her way through her home state. And Allen reads some listener mail, including one from a podcast family member who reminds them that sometimes their buffoonery and bickering makes a difference. Send your em...
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 3 min
It's spring week break with the boys! Allen took their sons to Great Wolf Lodge while Kellie stayed home for a solo girl's night in. You may be surprised how she spent the evening! Has the Tooth Fairy visited your house recently? Kellie and Allen's 9-year-old son Dylan lost another tooth and requested $20!!! Way back when she was 13, Kellie won a car. If you've never heard the story before, you'll hear it now. Plus, you'll get the Go West jingle, to boot! And Allen read some listener emails and ...
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 7 min
On this episode, Kellie injured herself over the weekend and ended up posting up in a big comfy chair bingeing tons of reality shows and one updated fairy tale. Unfortunately, that led Allen to open his mouth as wide as he possibly could and insert his size 12 foot. And when not being interrupted by their spring-breaking sons and a loose Schnauzer, Allen goes through stacks and stacks of some great listener emails! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to HelixSleep.com/sandwich to take the 2-mi...
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 4 min
It's our 400th episode!! Kellie asked her Instagram followers, "What's the hardest part about being an adult?" There were a lot of really thought-provoking comments, but you may be surprised by the number one answer! And in what's become a podcast favorite, Allen shares the latest installment of "Kellie Claps Back." Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Don’t suffer another second paying a pink tax for a bad shave. Go to MyBillie.com/LOVIN to get the best razor you will ever own, while supporting t...
Mar 03, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Kellie is finding out real fast what it means to be a parent of a child in select sports. She is asking for guidance from parents who've been down this path before her. Kellie and Allen's 15-year-old daughter Emma Kelly had her first archery tournament. Kellie has now been banned from all future competitions. Where does EK get her bad attitude when it comes to playing sports? She got it from her mama. Find out what happened when Kellie and Allen enjoyed a little date night putt-putt competition....
Mar 01, 2022•42 min
Allen's social media identity has been stolen AGAIN. And in an ongoing debate, Allen finally puts to rest the debate, "Is it a sport if it doesn't have a ball?" Helpful podcast family members had some vacation AND colonoscopy suggestions, and one listener going through a hard season of life asks for Kellie and Allen's advice. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play. That’s friends, without the r—Best Fiends. Try 5 pairs of glasses at hom...
Feb 24, 2022•58 min
WOW. What a weekend! From a near-brawl at a kids' basketball game to another incident involving Chili's and Splenda packets to a debate over the definition of sports to Kellie's colonoscopy, this podcast is all over the place! But seriously, is Allen threatened by Kellie's adoration of her colon doctor? SHOULD he be? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Get both style AND comfort this spring with Rothy’s. Plus, get $20 off your first purchase at rothys.com/SANDWICH. Go to Grove.com/SANDWICH today ...
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Find out more than you ever wanted to know about Allen's personal hygiene habits and recent diagnosis. Kellie is finally feeling better about her workout class and may not be asked to leave after all. Allen is easily confused, but it turns out, he's not the only one. Because people love lists, Allen shares one of what a lot of people get mixed up. And after some listener mail, Kellie and Allen give their thoughts on "Tinder Swindler." Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Sunday can help you grow a...
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Kellie has never celebrated Galentine's Day before, but this year, she celebrated in overdrive! She actually won a prize at one of the many Galentine's events, and you may be shocked to find out why and WHAT she won! Kellie and Allen's 9-year-old son Dylan asks a LOT of questions that they just don't have the answers to. Allen did a little research on his most recent rapid-fire round of questions and shares his findings. Finally, Kellie and Allen do a little Super Bowl recap and then go down a b...
Feb 15, 2022•53 min
One "Whoa!" almost derailed the entire podcast, but Kellie pulled herself together. After an angry quilter accused Kellie and Allen of bickering too much, Kellie shares some statistics about the amount of arguments couples actually get into and the top 10 triggers for those fights, which are actually surprising. And if you're planning to look for love online, Kellie shares results from a survey on how Americans communicate online which may prove helpful in your search for "the one." And in a fol...
Feb 10, 2022•53 min
Kellie binged the second season of "Sweet Magnolias" on Netflix in one sitting and shares all the reasons why. Kellie and Allen's 9-year-old son Dylan is ready to do chores to raise money for V-bucks. Kellie found a list of age-appropriate chores for kids ages 2 and up, and Allen shares the list he and Dylan came up with. Allen had an unusual incident involving a restaurant server and a handful of Splenda that still has us scratching our heads. And Allen shares details about his pre-Kellie life ...
Feb 08, 2022•56 min
On this bonus episode of the podcast, Kellie welcomes Sheena Fannin -- a busy wife and mom who seemed to be the picture of health, until she collapsed on the kitchen floor. Sheena sought help from doctors who basically told her it was just stress and that she is far too young to worry about having heart issues. Rather than accept that answer, Sheena found a doctor who discovered that not only did she suffer from heart disease, she also needed life-saving surgery. Sheena is lucky to be alive and ...
Feb 04, 2022•29 min
Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast celebrating the Year of the Tiger! What does that even mean? And in case you missed it, National Unclaimed Property Day was this week. This is the time to find out if your state is holding money that belongs to you! Kellie STILL has money sitting out there she can't get her hands on, but find out how much she DID get! And also, receive a powerful life lesson from Allen....JUST SAY NO. Allen reads some listener mail that causes Kellie to say the "F" word. And...
Feb 03, 2022•49 min
Kellie hosted her first Swap Party of 2022, but her friend Amy decided it was time to step it up a notch. Now, the Swap Party has a brand new logo and its own Instagram -- @SwapParties! Allen was quite helpful in setting up for the party and scored some pretty cool stuff. Kellie suffered her first Swap Party injury! And Kellie's mama got her feelings hurt when some of her things were left un-swapped. While Kellie was hosting the party, Allen took off to watch the football game and ended up makin...
Feb 01, 2022•44 min
In honor of National Spouse's Day, Kellie and Allen share what they love about each other and what annoys them about each other. They also attempt to hold hands the entire podcast, but you'll hear how that turns out. Allen just heard about the Wordle craze and plays for the very first time on the podcast. How many guesses will he make before he gets it right? And how annoying is he in the process? Thank you to our podcast sponsor -- Best Fiends! Download Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store o...
Jan 27, 2022•41 min
On today’s inaugural Season two episode, Lauren is inviting on psychotherapist and New York Times bestselling author of Maybe You Should Talk to Someone, Lori Gottlieb!The two dive in right away as Lauren asks Lori if she always envisioned being a counsellor and how to create incredible connection with others through storytelling and music.The pair also chat about: what Lori believes drives the narrative of isolation, Lauren’s personal story with counselling and mental health, how to identify wh...
Jan 26, 2022•6 min
Who are you gonna believe -- Kellie or Allen? Allen suffered an injury in the kitchen and feels like Kellie wasn't there for him. Kellie has an entirely different version of what happened and it's up to the listener to decide whose version is closest to the truth. Allen is then inspired to list the multiple ways you can be injured or killed in the home. And they may have finally discovered what caused Elvis to die on the toilet. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! I love how my smile feels and lo...
Jan 25, 2022•52 min
Kellie and Allen did a lot of Amazon shopping in 2021. Out of everything they bought, what did they absolutely love AND what did they absolutely hate? It's quite a list! #NotAnAD Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to HelloFresh.com/sandwich16 and use code sandwich16 for up to 16 free meals and 3 free gifts! HelloFresh: America’s #1 Meal Kit. Don’t suffer another second paying a pink tax for a bad shave. Go to MyBillie.com/LOVIN to get the BEST razor you will ever own while supporting this sho...
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 10 min
If Kellie has had to listen to Allen rant and rage over the Cowboys loss to the 49ers for the past 24 hours, the podcast listeners do to! Allen gets it ALL off his chest and then shares a list of Cowboys jokes to help him transition to a lighter subject....Listener emails! Find out where to send free sausage and the new secret code word for podcast listeners to use when you run into Kellie and Allen in the wild. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Start living a happier life today. Join over one ...
Jan 18, 2022•52 min
Kellie comes to the podcast cranky and sore after taking her third workout class of the new year. How long before the gym owner asks Kellie not to come back? Kellie loves the NextDoor app but Allen is still on the fence. But Kellie actually found a fun thread someone started where you provide a movie quote that gives away the movie without saying the title. How many will Allen know? How many will YOU know! Allen got into a battle with someone in his DMs and somehow innocent Kellie gets dragged i...
Jan 13, 2022•1 hr
Kellie and Allen are afraid they're the real life version of the Progressive commercials and turning into their parents. And an incident in the bathroom made Kellie realize it may be time for a bathtub remodel. Have you ever thought someone else was the a**h*** and it turns out YOU were the a**h***? And after a dad fail, Allen is excited to share a dad WIN! Also get details about the Podcast Family Vacation. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Join the millions of parents accelerating their kids’...
Jan 11, 2022•49 min
Kellie and Allen have a few things to get off their braless chests, including literal dirty laundry, etiquette at the dog park, and Allen's most recent experience with customer service. While trying to return sunglasses for a second time, Allen got into an epic epic Battle of the A**holes, aka BOTA. Who do you think won? And we finally learn the word Allen chose to represent what he wants more of in 2022. Thank you our podcast sponsor, HelloFresh - America's #1 Meal Kit! Go to HelloFresh.com/san...
Jan 06, 2022•55 min
To wrap up the Year of Allen, Kellie gave Allen one final blowout trip to Jamaica where Allen kicked back and let Kellie handle every mini catastrophe that came along. And during one last romantic dinner on the island, Kellie and Allen whipped out a pen and paper to come up with their annual Bucket List -- or is it a To Do List? -- for the year ahead. And apparently, the new trend is to come up with a word to inspire and transform you for the year ahead. Kellie's picked hers, but Allen is having...
Jan 04, 2022•1 hr 3 min
