Kellie is mad at Ben Affleck and gets it ALL off her chest. How DARE Ben blame Jennifer Garner for ANYTHING!! Allen reads some listener mail, and gives advice on building a new home, to a mom who just wants all her kids under one roof for Christmas, and what to name a baby boy. And Allen shares his huge parenting fail and how he tried to make it right. Does a snowman cookie hold magical healing powers? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Now is the time to prioritize your health. Go to ZocDoc.com...
Dec 16, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Kellie and Allen share a letter from a podcast family member who lives just minutes from Mayfield, KY, which was demolished by a tornado. Jana shared some of the devastating stories of what she'd witnessed and asked for our prayers. She also shared a link where our podcast family can donate much-needed funds -- catalystcenter.churchcenter.com/giving. Kellie and Allen went to multiple Christmas parties over the weekend, two of which held a White Elephant gift exchange. What were the most popular ...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Time is ticking! If you're struggling to find the perfect gift in time for Christmas, Kellie and Allen share their favorite gift ideas that should hopefully cover everyone left on your list. Kellie also does a podcast called "Love Letters to Kellie," but gets so many letters, she can't answer them all! Kellie brings a few letters to the podcast to see what advice Allen would give. And in a followup to the parenting fail Allen shared on the last podcast, listener "Britney" shares a parenting fail...
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast talking about the 30th anniversary of Kidd's Kids -- the charity founded by the late Kidd Kraddick that takes a plane filled with chronically and terminally ill children and their families on an all-expenses paid trip to Disney World. Find out more on kiddskids.org. With the end of the year fast approaching, how are Kellie and Allen doing on their Bucket Lists? Is there enough time to check off a few more items or was 2021 a complete fail? Speaking of fails,...
Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 6 min
A chatty Kellie kicks off the podcast describing her run-in with a Post Malone knock-off who offered her bootleg vodka and warns about the dangers of failing to follow your pharmacist's instructions. Allen reads some listener mail that not only covers Kellie's disgust for Christmas tree fluffing but also how much the Podcast Family truly means to them. And Kellie asked teachers to let parents know what they really want -- and DON'T want! -- for Christmas. Some of their answers may surprise you! ...
Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Amid much grumbling, Allen dragged down Christmas from the attic, threw up some holiday cheer, and is a better man for it! Find out about Kellie and Allen's almost turkey-free Thanksgiving, why Kellie is now an official mouth-breather. and how Troy Aikman is interfering with their marriage. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to BuyRaycon.com/sandwich today to unlock exclusive deals up to 30% off your Raycon order! But hurry! This offer is available for a limited time only, and you don’t want ...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Happy Thanksgiving! After Allen tells about his most recent purchase, Kellie reminds him that the Year of Allen is about to come to an end. And to mark the occasion, she had a special song created just for him and it's SO GOOD!!! Allen reads some really great listener mail, followed by a special appearance by Kellie and Allen's sons, Cole and Dylan, and a new bit inspired by Dylan's constant questions. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! A personalized song from Songfinch is the perfect gift for ...
Nov 25, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Kellie is having major issues -- with paint colors, with the size and shape of her head, the anti-Christ, her highly allergic dog and her husband. Plus, Allen gives more details about his neck lift procedure, and then Kellie gives him more details about the food he forgot he ate and the things he forgot he said in front of one of our very best customer's 16-year-old son. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Try Theragun for 30 days starting at only $199. Go to Therabody.com/LOVIN right now and get...
Nov 18, 2021•59 min
From the "Plastic Surgery Uncensored" podcast, Kellie and Allen welcome Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Rady Rahban! Kellie and Allen asked tons of questions submitted by our podcast family members and Dr. Rahban doesn't hold back. He covers everything from botched nose jobs to deadly Brazilian butt lifts to dog ears -- yes, it's a thing! And Kellie gives Allen major credit for keeping it classy during the vaginal rejuvenation discussion. Be sure to check out Dr. Rahban's "Plastic Surgery Unce...
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Kellie and Allen often debate which decade had the best music -- the 80s or the 90s? Kellie gives the list of top three songs on the Billboard charts for each year of each decade. Did music evolve or digress over the years? After a so-so attempt at Kellie's Game of the Month, Allen tweaks it a little and comes back with his own version of the same game. On the next podcast, Kellie and Allen welcome fellow YEA Networks podcaster Dr. Rady Rahban from "Plastic Surgery Uncensored." Dr. Rahban tells ...
Nov 11, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Before hitting the record button, Kellie fixed her man his supper, took a long, luxurious, skin-wrinkling bath and then wrapped herself in a robe that has a little history behind it. Then Allen dives right in to some listener mail, followed by Kellie's Game of the Month. And get details on the upcoming Podcast Family Pre-Holiday Meetup happening Nov. 13, 2021, at Oak's BBQ in Dallas! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Protect your online activity today with the VPN rated #1 by CNET. Visit our ex...
Nov 09, 2021•58 min
Allen is back to co-host the podcast and there is a LOT to cover. First, what are the odds Kellie and Allen will get divorced? What should be banned from every child's Christmas list? (unless you don't like the kid...) Then after Kellie and Allen have another dustup over storage issues, things take a serious turn as Allen discusses a scary incident that happened to him on the wet roads today. Thankfully, he's okay! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to BuyRaycon.com/sandwich today to unlock e...
Nov 04, 2021•58 min
Kellie's best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean is in town for a visit so Allen stepped aside to let her co-host this podcast! Find out about how Kellie and Tomi Jean met, a few tidbits about their upbringing in a strict Christian school, and as much of their weekend with Vanilla Ice that Kellie can remember! Thank you to this podcast's sponsor! Let ZipRecruiter make your job search easier. Sign up for free on ZipRecruiter.com/easy today and put ZipRecruiter to work for you. Learn more about yo...
Nov 02, 2021•53 min
It's the Halloween episode of the podcast! And who loves lists? Kellie and Allen! Find out the hottest costumes and candy of 2021. But that's enough Halloween talk because Kellie isn't into it. Allen loves the Progressive Halloween commercials with Dr. Rick, so he shares what signs he believes show that he and Kellie are turning into their parents. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Try Theragun for 30 days starting at only $199. Go to Therabody.com/LOVIN right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun to...
Oct 28, 2021•1 hr 3 min
In case you haven't heard, Allen has a new hobby and spends every waking moment on it. And this weekend, when Kellie decided to host a sleepover for 7 teenage girls, Allen seized the opportunity to get out of Dodge and take his Harley out on the open road. There were a LOT of lessons to be learned and more than one public bathroom to be destroyed. And you'll hear all about it on this podcast! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! We want you to start living a happier life today. Join over a million...
Oct 26, 2021•54 min
After a 3-hour power nap, Kellie is ready to come back from an unintentionally lewd podcast with palate-cleansing topics. But she's working with Allen, so we'll see how long that lasts. Allen shares his story about going to the DMV, and the shocking part is.....it was delightful! His trip to the Starbucks bathroom, however, was most definitely not. And in listener mail, Kellie tries to make a new best friend while Allen tackles a listener's question about leasing over buying. Thank you to our po...
Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Fifteen years ago, Kellie gave birth to a beautiful baby girl she named Emma Kelly. What does a 15-year-old girl want for her birthday? Everything. But Kellie gives you the highlights from EK's list. Kellie and Allen play a game called "Who Is?" -- the game for couples to find out who's who in the relationship. Things did NOT go as expected, and Kellie may have ended up over-sharing. You can order your "Who Is?" game at TheCouplesCompany.com. Allen talks a little football and surprises Kellie wi...
Oct 19, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Kellie was irrationally angry after losing a peach cobbler baking contest. Will it affect the entire podcast? One things that soothes her nerves is Zillow surfing, and it turns out Kellie isn't the only one. Have you ever snooped on your neighbors to see how they decorate or checked out your boss' house to see how much it's worth? Allen's fanny pack has become quite a controversial fashion statement. But it turns out Allen actually commits quite a few fashion faux pas that he's not afraid to adm...
Oct 14, 2021•59 min
Every day a package shows up on their doorstep and it's not for Kellie. Allen is obsessed with all things motorcycle but he may have taken things a little too far. Will he choose function over fashion when it comes to wearing a fanny pack? Kellie has some thoughts. While going through some listener emails, Allen reads one that leaves mortified. And get details on the Second Annual Podcast Family Meetup at Oak'd on Nov. 13! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to HelloFresh.com/sandwich14 and us...
Oct 12, 2021•57 min
Kellie retells one of Big Al's more pointless stories and ends up turning into the message of salvation. And why is manipulating someone to get them to do what you want them to do considered to be a bad thing? Kellie explains why it most definitely is not. Allen goes into great detail about picking the perfect toilet seat, only to find out he made a bum pick. (Get it?) And what do you do when your pre-teens have a crush? Kellie takes it way more seriously than Allen does! Thank you to our podcas...
Oct 07, 2021•36 min
Allen shares some super cute stories about their boys and they went back and forth on who loves Troy Aikman more. But then Allen launched into a story about his most recent purchase that Kellie kept her mouth shut about UNTIL THIS PODCAST. With what little a** he had left, Allen then quizzed Kellie on some things he was sure she'd get wrong, but she surprised everyone, including herself. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Receive 20% off your first purchase plus free shipping on all orders at Dr...
Oct 05, 2021•1 hr 12 min
Kellie can't hide her excitement over the latest developments in the Britney Spears' conservatorship. On the last podcast, Kellie expressed her love of naming things -- cars, businesses, and babies! And on this podcast, Allen reads letters from listeners who need help naming BABIES! Allen has finally downloaded the NextDoor app, but he somehow missed this spine-tingling story of a stalker who could potentially be a black-eyed kid! It's a story so scary, Kellie should've waited to tell it on Hall...
Sep 30, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Kellie was horrified to learn that Mercury is in Retrograde for the next three weeks, but at least it's the last time for 2022. Who will this go 'round affect the most? Allen took a lesson in motorcycle safety and shares what he learned. Kellie knows what's coming next..... And Kellie LOVES coming up with names for stuff -- businesses, babies, cars, wedding hashtags, whatever! What can Kellie name for YOU? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Now through November 30, 2021, go to FastGrowingTrees.c...
Sep 28, 2021•44 min
Kellie's ex-husband had a baby and she took Emma Kelly to the hospital to meet her new sister. Why do some people think it's weird for exes to get along? Isn't that better than the alternative? But boy! Have things changed since Kellie gave birth! Allen loves to ask his social media followers to judge stuff, so find out the answers to his latest query, "Name something that a lot of people like that you can't stand." Then Kellie opens a big can of worms when she asks Allen, "What's the most annoy...
Sep 23, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Kellie and Allen's youngest son turned 9 and unfortunately, he's going through a bit of dental trauma. But they still tried to make his birthday fun with lots of fishing! And there are lots of changes going on with Kellie and Allen's soon-to-be 15-year-old! Emma Kelly is suddenly into makeup, fashion and ARCHERY? Big Al shared a story on the nationally syndicated Kidd Kraddick Morning Show that Allen insisted Kellie share on the podcast. We hope you like stories about flying poop! Does one win m...
Sep 21, 2021•1 hr
Kellie is an official football mom! Kellie and Allen watched their son Cole play football for the first time, but it stirred up some strong feelings in Allen regarding his favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. And that stirred up some strong feelings in Kellie for her favorite Cowboy, Troy Aikman. And a listener favorite is back! Allen shares what he considers to be an entry for "Kellie Claps Back" although Kellie doesn't think it counts. You be the judge. And also, get details on the next Podcast ...
Sep 16, 2021•51 min
Kellie and Allen had a day date that ended with Kellie sleeping off two margaritas. Allen is giving Kellie permission to say "I TOLD YOU SO!" after he finally checked out the NextDoor app. There have been some big changes in the #FreeBritney movement, and Allen sat back and let Kellie talk about it to her heart's content! Finally, Allen spent a fun weekend with the boys which led to several rounds of "King Of!" It's a great game to play with your kids. Listen to the podcast to find out how it wo...
Sep 09, 2021•40 min
Kellie and Allen cover A LOT on this podcast. Their 14-year-old daughter caught COVID and Kellie tells about their experience and what helped them get through the worst of it. Allen loves a good innuendo and shares the story of an epic prank pulled off at a school board meeting. And finally, Allen shares some of the 129 Ways to Get a Husband from a 1958 McCall's article, and shockingly, Kellie agrees with them! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Step up your summer wardrobe with washable, sustai...
Sep 02, 2021•1 hr 6 min
It may be 100 degrees outside, but Starbucks is trying to fool us into thinking it's fall by bringing back the Pumpkin Spice Latte. It's like nails on a chalkboard to Allen, but he was real excited when Kellie told him about a new seasonal flavor Starbucks debuted, as well. Would you ride a roller coaster that goes so fast it could break your bones??? That's what happened on the world's fastest coaster in Japan. The baby on the iconic cover of Nirvana's 1991 album "Nevermind" is now 30 years old...
Aug 26, 2021•34 min
They dated in her 20s, her 30s and now in her 40s. Big Al from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show and The Black Planter podcast finally proposed to his girlfriend and Kellie was there to witness it ALL! Allen received an email who started from the very first podcast and is up to July of 2020. She has a few questions to get her all caught up and Kellie and Allen are happy to answer. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! Go to HelixSleep.com/sandwich, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match yo...
Aug 24, 2021•38 min