After flying solo, Allen is back with Kellie where he belongs! Hear all about his adventures in Sturgis, including his encounter with a very talented dancer from Denver named Young Aries and his Top 10 list of T-shirts you should never wear around your mama. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Join over one million people who have taken charge of their mental health. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at BetterHelp.com/sandwich Stop wasting time going to th...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Kellie does the podcast solo this week as her husband Allen continues his week in Sturgis, SD. You'll hear all about that next podcast. But for THIS podcast, Emma Kelly started her first day of 9th grade today and Kellie was beyond stressed out about it. However, based on the text messages she's been getting all day, things are going better than she had hoped! Thank you to our podcast's sponsor! Download the 5-star rated puzzle game Best Fiends free today on the App Store or Google Play. That's ...
Aug 12, 2021•26 min
Kellie and Allen are separated by 1000 miles, but thanks to the miracle of modern technology and Kellie not completely screwing it up on her end, we have a podcast! Hear all about Allen's motorcycle ride to South Dakota to join the biggest biker rally in the country AND raise money for Operation Once in a Lifetime. Also hear about the big surprise party Kellie pulled off for Allen's 50th birthday. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! We want you to start living a happier life today. Join over one ...
Aug 10, 2021•51 min
Allen came THISCLOSE to telling the story behind "Hello, hand." But then he dived right into movie quotes that should never be said in the bedroom and before you know what's happening, Allen is asking Kellie to describe what he's like in the bedroom.....and she did! And Kellie brought something home from work that she assumed was going to provide some innocent fun for the family, but it led to huge controversy on social media. And who do YOU think tried to steal Kellie's belated New Year's gift?...
Jul 30, 2021•52 min
Hosted and narrated by John Stamos, The Grand Scheme: Snatching Sinatra is a complicated, nuanced story of one imperfect man trying to redeem himself by pulling off the perfect crime. Did you ever feel like everything’s broken, and it’s your job to fix it? That’s how Barry Keenan was feeling back in 1963. He was broke, unemployed, hooked on booze and pills, and his family was falling apart. Barry needed a miracle. And against all odds, he got one. One day the voice of God came over the radio in ...
Jul 28, 2021•10 min
Kellie still feels bad about the last podcast, so she did a little research and found out that she may be suffering from anxiety. In fact, there are several symptoms of anxiety that you may be unaware of. Allen wasn't exactly supportive to Kellie during the first part of the podcast, but he has a lot that he's dealing with all at once, so we're going to forgive him. But to pull himself out of his funk, Allen brings a new game he calls "Lewd or Not Lewd?" Thank you to our podcast sponsors! If you...
Jul 27, 2021•1 hr 5 min
In all honestly, Kellie should've let Allen handle this podcast alone. Have you ever had one of THOSE days? Kellie is having one. But Allen is here to pick up the slack! Allen left Kellie home alone to have her hot flashes while he took the boys on a fishing trip. Hear all the details about their big fishing adventure while Kellie continues to fan herself. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Stop wasting time going to the Post office and go to Stamps.com instead. There’s NO risk. And with our pro...
Jul 22, 2021•45 min
Kellie and Allen welcome a VERY special guest -- Dylan Evans! Their youngest son is obsessed with fishing and loves to talk about it every waking second, so Kellie and Allen invited him to talk about it on the podcast! In a previous podcast, Allen asked for advice on dealing with a child who wants to quit a sport he's really good at playing. He reads letters from listeners who've been there, done that. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! To express a little love for our show, go to MyBillie.co...
Jul 20, 2021•48 min
Kellie is still trying to convince Allen to join the NextDoor app. Will her story about the man coming to the door with no pants be enough to get him to sign up? When you have a kid in multiple sports and he's pitching a fit to stop playing one, how do you handle it? Allen asks for our podcast listeners to share their experiences at podcast@kellieandallen.com and we'll follow up on the next podcast. Thank you to this podcast's sponsor! HelloFresh is America's #1 meal kit! Go to HelloFresh.com/sa...
Jul 15, 2021•40 min
Kellie and Allen posted up in the car for this episode of the podcast. Despite Kellie almost derailing the entire show with a single look, find out what happened during the second half of the 2021 Podcast Family Vacation. Who got engaged? Who won the Mr. Valentin pageant? Who caught what on the deep sea fishing trip? Get the answers to these questions and more! And even though she's not starting a book club, find out what's next on Kellie's reading list. Thank you to this podcast's sponsor! To e...
Jul 13, 2021•36 min
There's so much celebrity gossip that it's impossible to keep up. From the twists and turns of #FreeBritney to the latest Royal family dust-up, there’s a new podcast that has you covered. From Wondery, RICH AND DAILY delivers laughs and all the latest celebrity gossip. Hosts Brooke and Aricia are comedians, besties and the perfect guides to give you your daily dose of pop culture. They'll keep you up to speed on all of the secrets, scandals, and news in the entertainment world. Is that rumor you...
Jul 12, 2021•10 min
Kellie and Allen are in Mexico with over 120 Podcast Family members! News of airport lines and snafus freaked Kellie and Allen out, but was the travel really as bad as they'd feared? Hear about all the buffoonery from the trip so far and.......did Allen follow through with his Cocky Show Stealer Speedo reveal??? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at BetterHelp.com/sandwich...
Jul 08, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Kellie and Allen are in deep preparation for Mexico. In addition to Kellie's waxing and tanning and manicuring, Allen has some personal grooming he needs to attend to, as well. To celebrate their 4-year wedding anniversary, will Kellie and Allen recreate the Kourtney Kardashian/Travis Barker pose from the desert? And how do Kellie and Allen feel about Britney Spears' finally speaking out about her conservatorship? Thank you to our podcast sponsor! Upgrade your closet with washable, sustainable, ...
Jul 01, 2021•35 min
Kellie and Allen are prepping for Mexico -- or as Kellie refers to it, her own personal Hell Week. Not only does Kellie have a LOT of personal grooming on the agenda, Allen does as well! In fact, Allen paid a little visit to a wax establishment that opened up his eyes to a lot of possibilities. But is he going to follow through with wearing his "Cocky Show Stealer" speedo in Mexico or not? Kellie had an almost religious experience with her daughter that she can't wait to share, but it also broug...
Jun 29, 2021•58 min
Allen is back on the podcast, which means everything will get recorded like it's supposed to! Allen gives ALL the details of his fabulous Father's Day Weekend in the RV with his father and sons. Not only did they see a professional baseball game, catch a ton of fish, and stink up the RV, Allen won a freaking car! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at BetterHelp.com/sandwic...
Jun 24, 2021•47 min
With Allen off on and extended Father's Day RV trip with their sons, Kellie invited her longtime best friend Amy to join her for the podcast. Kellie asked her Instagram followers to submit their questions and they responded! Find out everything from how Kellie and Amy met to their advice for getting rid of dark circles under your eyes to how each of them puts the spark back into their relationships! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 6 min
The number one thing Kellie and Allen fight about is the temperature -- both in the car and now in the house. With Kellie trying to conserve energy, Allen has reached his boiling point. Literally. But even if you're in the grumpiest of moods, Kellie's found some things you can do to make yourself feel instantly better. What does a father want most for Father's Day? And why are dads impossible to shop for? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download the 5 star-rated puzzle game, Best Fiends FREE ...
Jun 17, 2021•50 min
Kellie and Allen had a jam-packed weekend, filled with barbecue, motorcycle classes, packing and moving Bad Influence Jeff, and poor customer service. Also, do you and your spouse ever get into a huge argument over the noises that each of you make? How did a simple clearing of the throat turn into all-out war? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! If you want an easier job search, sign up for free right now on ZipRecruiter.com. It's absolutely FREE to put ZipRecruiter to work for you. To express a ...
Jun 15, 2021•45 min
After updating her iPhone, Kellie discovered some big changes that could have a big impact on your privacy. If you're concerned with keeping your personal information private, Kellie shares the 7 apps you may want to consider deleting for your phone ASAP. Kellie also shares a hack to call 911 and the people in your emergency contacts with a quick, simple action. And to close out the podcast, Allen shares some good news that should encourage us to all look for more opportunities to help each othe...
Jun 10, 2021•43 min
Dating back to her childhood, it's hard to believe how many times Kellie has fallen. Allen recounts all the times he can remember since they started dating up until the near fall this past week. Kellie and Allen saw a man running through the park which led to this week's Kellie Claps Back. And Allen shares a list of phrases you'd have a hard time saying without sounding sarcastic. Thank you to our podcast's sponsors! We want you to start living a happier life today. Join over 1 million people wh...
Jun 08, 2021•48 min
Allen is back for this podcast and explains why he was absent from the last one. Are you cool with people borrowing your swimsuit? After what happened to Allen, he may never be okay doing that again. And Allen brings not one, but TWO incidents of Kellie clapping back, and one of them leaves Kellie in tears. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Upgrade your closet with washable, sustainable, stylish shoes and bags from Rothy’s. Plus, they just launched men’s shoes, so make sure to check them out fo...
Jun 03, 2021•51 min
Allen had a little too much sweet tea vodka, but Kellie jumped at the chance to host the podcast solo so she could talk about "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette!" Does everyone really sign up to do the show "for the right reason" or is it all about the money? Kellie breaks down just how much some of these contestants get paid. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Get 15% off your first CUTS order by going to cutsclothing.com/sandwich. That’s cutsclothing.com/sandwich for 15% off the Only Shirt W...
Jun 01, 2021•43 min
Kellie shares a couple of news items that caught her interest, including a disgruntled passenger incident that led to two missing teeth and an arrest and an apparent attempt at a selfie that led to death. And on the last podcast, Kellie said that she and Allen aren't necessarily a lewd podcast, but they're not exactly doing Barney for kids, either. Allen didn't understand what she meant by that because it turns out that the man beneath that purple costume had some lewd leanings himself. Thank yo...
May 27, 2021•36 min
Allen finally gets to tell his BOTA story -- and you have to listen to the podcast to find out what BOTA means...Who wins the battle? Listen and decide. Kellie doesn't necessarily like watching golf on TV, but she really got into watching history being made at the PGA Championship. And find out what Americans do that non-Americans think is weird or downright gross. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Never buy off the shelf, just to be disappointed, ever again. Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/sandwich...
May 25, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast with things that can be said at the family dinner table AND during sexy time in the bedroom. You've heard of underboob. Well! Allen shares an article from Gothamist.com regarding the legality of underBALLS. And it's time for another dive into the listener email bag! Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download the 5 star-rated puzzle game, Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play. That’s FRIENDS without the R – Best Fiends! Try ZipRecruiter for ...
May 20, 2021•1 hr 5 min
After debating the pros and cons of having a podcast with an actual schedule, Kellie shares the cringe-worthy drama from her recent Swap Party, which led to Allen having a Swap Party of his own. Allen shares a list of the most influential movies in history, leaving Kellie shocked that neither "Grease" nor "Grease 2" made the Top 100. However, she was even MORE shocked by what made the Top 10. And finally, Allen shares the results of a Japanese study involving noses and penis lengths that sends K...
May 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Kellie and Allen take a dive into listener emails, covering everything from tummy tucks and flesh-colored speedos to friend zones and Grease 2. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! Stop wasting time going to the Post office and go to Stamps.com instead. There’s NO risk. And with our promo code, SANDWICH, you get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the h...
May 13, 2021•43 min
Kellie finally found a way to get exactly what she wanted for Mother's Day. She flat-out asked for it. Find out what happened on Kellie's perfect Mother's Day weekend, which included a trip to a tattoo parlor, a bogus farmer's market, and a narrowly missed catastrophic crash. Allen brings a new bit to the show that's he's calling "Kellie and Allen's Unstable Relationship.....Corner." On this podcast he covers the relationship of Jeff Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez. Also find out who bribe...
May 11, 2021•51 min
Kellie's running super late so Allen takes charge of the podcast with the most random topics ever. Have you seen that photo of President and Jill Biden with former President Carter and Rosalynn? Do you have thoughts? What are those holes at the bottom of your sleeves for and should men put their thumbs through them? After the podcast is interrupted by a 12-year-old's joke break, Allen gets into the other woman in Bill Gates' marriage and Kellie's take on it might surprise you. Thank you to our p...
May 06, 2021•59 min
Kellie and Allen kick off the podcast discussing the idea of soulmates and the rise in the divorce rates among people in their 40s, 50s and 60s. And with news that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing, Kellie lists the top 20 most expensive divorces in history. For 25 years, Kellie has given love advice in Love Letters to Kellie, which now has its own podcast. Kellie turns the tables and lets Allen give the advice in Love Letters to Allen. In the spirit of May the Fourth, Allen lists his most fa...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 9 min
