Allen really messed up by bestowing presidential status to the wrong Elizabeth on the last podcast and tries to make amends with the right Elizabeth on this one. Allen tells all about his new favorite place to hang out on the weekends, which leads to Kellie's hot sports opinion that people should leave their dogs at home. With two sons playing sports, Kellie and Allen have seen a lot of cringe-worthy behavior among some parents at the games. Allen shares an article he found, "The 5 Worst Things ...
Apr 29, 2021•57 min
In the last podcast, Allen insisted that kudzu is a common theme in country music. Kellie disagreed vehemently. Thanks to the promise of a free hat, Allen got tons of emails to back up his claim, or so he believes. In other listener emails, Allen bestows Presidential Status to one of the Podcast Family members and immediately strips it away. And in what's becoming a very common theme of this podcast, Allen presents another Kellie Claps Back. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! We want you to start...
Apr 27, 2021•38 min
Kellie and Allen are excited to announce the winner of Maybe Baby 3.0! And thank you to Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody of Care Fertility for allowing us to give away another cycle of Effortless IVF. For more information, visit embryo.net. Allen has listened to a lot of country and metal music and found there are some common themes in both. Allen compares and contrasts the themes and then Kellie debates him on almost every single one of them. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Download Best Fiends fo...
Apr 22, 2021•53 min
Kellie thought Big Al couldn't top the year he gave her a Vanilla Ice concert for her birthday, but he did! Hear all about how Big Al arranged for Kellie's best friend since fifth to fly in and surprise Kellie for her birthday this year. Allen tells all about his big day of fishing with his youngest son, Dylan. Dylan and Allen share a love of nature, which somehow takes a turn and leads to another Kellie Claps Back. Allen found an Instagram account devoted to one man's flatulence and Kellie has ...
Apr 20, 2021•55 min
Kellie and Allen break down all the details from Kellie's prolonged birthday celebration. Let's just say she remembers MOST of it. And after the birthday buffoonery, Kellie's friend Kristen put her and Allen on a program to get them fit for the Podcast Family Vacation. But next up? Allen's big 5-0! And things are starting to fall apart. Who knew 3 gray eyebrow hairs could cause so much anxiety? Allen shares his finds from his latest dumpster dive. And don't forget! If you're struggling with infe...
Apr 15, 2021•1 hr 4 min
It's the first birthday of the very first Show Baby, Asher! Kellie and Allen talk to the winners of the very first Maybe Baby contest -- Kellie and Luis -- about their infertility journey and the joy of finally having a baby boy! To enter Maybe Baby 3.0, go to KellieandAllen.com/MaybeBaby. With celebrities getting more involved and outspoken about politics, and with several running for and winning an office, would YOU vote for a celebrity? Do you think they should even run? Kellie found a survey...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr
It’s time for MaybeBaby 3.0! Thanks to the generosity of Drs. Kevin and Kathy Doody, Kellie and Allen are giving away another Effortless IVF cycle. All you have to do is go to KellieandAllen.com/maybebaby and tell us about your infertility journey in 100 words or less. Entries will be accepted through April 20, 2021, with the winner announced on the April 22, 2021, podcast. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Amazon Prime Members can save on prescription medication when not using insurance and ge...
Apr 08, 2021•34 min
Kellie has been very burdened about her daughter's wish to go live with her dad, but has an update that's given her a glimmer of hope. "It's so fun!" they said. "Your kids will love it!" they said. But after a brutal game of Throw Throw Burrito, will the game ever be played in Evans Manor again? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Try OSEA risk-free for 30 days and get free shipping on orders over $50. They even send free samples with every order! And get 10% off your first order with our promo c...
Apr 06, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Allen has been going through all of 2020 getting ready to pay the tax man and after seeing what they spent going out to eat last year, Kellie saw a look in his eyes she never wants to see again. Do you often compare yourself to other couples you see posting all the time on Instagram? Maybe you shouldn't. Kellie found a study that shows things aren't always what they seem on social media. And Allen reads some fantastic listener mail that has Kellie promising to do her first blog post since 2019! ...
Apr 01, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Allen is all twisted up over a new claim by those rebel Millenials. Have you heard that the flat sheet is out? Believe it or not, this is a topic ripe for debate. Kellie's day was a non-stop Comedy of Errors, which culminated with her on her hands and knees cleaning up dog mess AGAIN while the rest of her family watched. After Allen bends the truth for another Kellie Claps Back. Kellie gives an update on the Shrimp Tail Cereal guy. Get a review -- but no spoilers! -- about the new movie, "Nobody...
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Kellie had a Halo laser procedure today and gives all the details. Then she breaks down the biggest viral story of the week -- the Twitter tirade of a man who found shrimp tails, dental floss and what seems to be rat poo in the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Allen isn't buying it for a minute. How do you stack up financially with the rest of Americans? Kellie stumbles her way through the breakdown, but it may make you think about getting your finances in order! And finally, Kellie and Alle...
Mar 25, 2021•1 hr 12 min
For the first time in history, Kellie tells a decades-old story about her first experience with porn. It's not what you think....or is it? Allen goes through the Podcast Family's emails, covering everything from self-tanner to baby names to Dallas tourism to vow renewals. We also have a followup from the First Ever Podcast Family Meetup. And it's nice when your kid loves a show that's fun for the parents to watch, too. Kellie and Allen recommend one that literally had Allen doubled over in laugh...
Mar 23, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Kellie and Allen wrap up their week in the RV with a fabulous sunset dinner at Doc’s Seafood in Corpus Christi. Hear about their incredible adventure at the Texas State Aquarium! Get all the details on Kellie’s first shower in the RV! Where did Allen’s middle wiener go? What shocking thing did Kellie and Allen see happen outside their RV window? What should you name your next baby? All these questions and more are answered in this podcast, made possible by some pretty awesome sponsors. Get 15% o...
Mar 18, 2021•52 min
Kellie and Allen take A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ on the road! Where have they been so far? How many Podcast Family members have they come across? How many fights have they had? What did they forget to pack? How many showers has Kellie taken so far? Who’s basically putting the RV on his back and carrying the entire trip? The answers to these questions and more may or may not surprise you. Thank you to this podcast’s sponsors! Kencko makes seriously nutritious smoothies for seriously busy people. ...
Mar 16, 2021•53 min
While Allen is off enjoying Hardy, Kellie invited her longtime friend and trainer Stephany Acosta of Elevate Fitness to be her cohost. After the year we had, we all need a reset physically, mentally and emotionally. Stephany talks about the proven health benefits of exercise, not just for the body, but also for your brain! Plus, how do you find motivation to get started from square one, and what should you look for when you're ready to hire a trainer to help you reach your fitness goals? Stephan...
Mar 11, 2021•1 hr 19 min
After Kellie recovers from a momentary bout of midlife crisis, in honor of International Women's Day, Kellie and Allen both share the stories of women they find to be inspirational. For spring break, Allen is taking Kellie on her first-ever RV trip. Will Allen follow through on his threat of dropping her off for a one-way flight home and finishing the trip on his own? And you decide -- Did Allen win Battle of the A**Holes? Thank you to our podcast sponsors! You deserve to feel happier, and Heads...
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Kellie is having haircut remorse, but what does the length of a woman's hair say about her? What fictional characters' deaths have had the greatest impact on you? Allen shares what may be one of the emotionally depressing lists EVER. And raising teenagers is hard. Duh. But Kellie shares a quiz you can give your teenager that could help improve your relationship. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Style and sustainability meet to create your new favorites! Check out all the amazing shoes, bags an...
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Kellie and Allen go over all the fun from their Podcast Family Meet Up, and then Kellie fills in Allen on all he stuff he missed after he blacked out. Allen shares some lingo from those crazy Gen Z kids. And then Kellie tells about how she lost her mind and tried on a bathing suit in front of Allen, but he made the smartest husband move ever and potentially saved their marriage. But even after Kellie brags on her man, he still decides to share another Kellie Claps Back. Thank you to our podcast ...
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Allen tweeted, "What annoys you most about your man?" He did not anticipate the response. Not only does he share what the podcast family finds most annoying about their men, Kellie chimes in with what annoys her most about Allen. Kellie gives an update on Operation Get My Kid to Like Me Again and Allen shares the inspiration behind his two most recent tattoos. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Four out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. And rig...
Feb 25, 2021•1 hr 6 min
Allen is very excited about the upcoming Podcast Family Vacation, and if at least 50 rooms are booked, he's promised to show off a very special flesh-colored speedos custom-made for the occasion. Will Allen be escorted from the premises? Kellie is very concerned. For some reason, Allen and the kids mock Kellie for her love of flavor. So Allen found a list of rather unique food combinations the internet swears are delightful. And Kellie is working hard to improve her relationship with her 14-year...
Feb 23, 2021•1 hr 2 min
Kellie and Allen start off the podcast with a welfare check on Allen's parents, who've been suffering through this unbelievable arctic blast. Then after a brief squabble over his habit of irritating Kellie, Allen's dives into a box of gift's sent to them by one of their very best customers, Amy Wilkerson! Allen reads some listener mail, and then -- thanks to another one of their very best customers, Andrea Gulledge -- Allen reads a list of the 50 things he needs to do before he turns 50 in Augus...
Feb 18, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Kellie and Allen spent what was supposed to be a romantic weekend in Nashville that turned into a real nail-biter! Maybe they'll pay more attention to the weather forecast moving forward? Anyway, find out how they spent their Valentine weekend and the drama that unfolded as they tried to get back home during one of the worst winter storms in Texas history. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! Making the switch to natural products has never been easier. For a limited time, when our listeners go ...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 20 min
Allen stepped aside to let Kellie host the podcast with her good friend, the Face Matriarch, Chelsee Maxwell! Chelsee answers ALL your questions about Botox, anti-aging treatments, body treatments and MORE. You can DM her your questions on Instagram @FaceMatriarch, and coming soon -- FaceMatriarch.com. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors: Treat yourself to ultimate comfort with Brooklinen’s comforter collection. Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code kellie to get $25 off, with a minimum purch...
Feb 11, 2021•1 hr 19 min
Kellie and Allen give their take on the Super Bowl. Kellie had an issue with a pre-game performance AND the English language. Past tenses are hard. Also, find out how they felt about the Bucs' win, the streaker and Allen's favorite ad. And did anyone but Kellie stick around to watch the new "Equalizer" starring Queen Latifah? Allen describes an awkward incident at the gym, followed by a list of things Gen Z finds annoying about Millennials, but Kellie and Allen still find to be quite cool. Final...
Feb 09, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Kellie and Allen celebrate the 300th episode of the podcast! Take a trip down memory lane. How did the podcast get started? What are some of the listeners' favorite memories? Learn some never-revealed-before secrets from Kellie and Allen's most private moments! Share some laughs and tears as we toast 300 and look forward to 300 more. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! Join the Moink Movement today! Go to MoinkBox.com/SANDWICH right now to get FREE ground beef for a year! That’s ONE YEAR of th...
Feb 04, 2021•1 hr 24 min
Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee, moms and creators of The Pump and Dump Show, are bringing you a new podcast: Band of Mothers. With no topic off limits, the Band of Mothers podcast explores women’s lifestyle subjects with honest, hilarious and entertaining conversations through the lens of being a mom in today’s world. This is a podcast for every mom, because every mom should have a Band of Mothers. Listen at wondery.fm/BOM_SandwichLovin. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Feb 02, 2021•6 min
When Kellie was a child, her parents refused to let her watch "Three's Company" because a man was living with two women. She also wasn't allowed to see "Grease" because her parents heard there would be a mooning scene. That led Kellie to ask her Instagram followers what TV shows and movies were banned by their parents, and the answers are pretty wild! Allen has a collection of approximately two dozen empty Apple product boxes. Why?? He put the question to his Instagram followers, and they had so...
Feb 02, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Allen has bad allergies and after hearing this podcast, you may feel sorrier for Kellie. Sweet Ana from the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show and the On Cloud Wine podcast is inadvertently responsible for a majority of this podcast! What did Kellie and Allen learn about themselves during quarantine? And how did an innocent question -- What do you not like for no reason? -- lead to a complete meltdown?? And what started out as a complaint letter to Allen has led to an invitation for a fabulous vacation ...
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Kellie and Allen's marriage has survived a lot....but will it survive Kellie damaging Allen's truck? Allen brings not one, but TWO entries to Kellie Claps Back. And then while reading Podcast Family Mail, Allen answers a question about finally cutting the cord to cable and has some information that could actually help you make the decision to cut the cord yourself. Thank you to the podcast sponsors! Amazon Prime Members can save on prescription medication when not using insurance and get FREE 2-...
Jan 26, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Allen has designed a T-shirt for Kellie and now needs help deciding what to design for himself. Thanks to our podcast family, they have 10 fabulous suggestions and now need your votes to decide the winner. If you plan to attend a wedding reception anytime in the near future, you'll most likely hear one of the 10 most requested songs of all time, according to Brides.com. And believe it or not, hate mail for Allen has led to a full-on bromance! Find out the latest in the saga of Allen and "Luke." ...
Jan 21, 2021•58 min
