Allen finally did it. He cut the cable cord. But it happened a little sooner than Kellie thought it would! How's she handling the shock?? We've got another sign that Kellie is losing her mind, and it involves a fight with her dentist. Last podcast, Allen read some emails from disgruntled listeners and one of them wrote back to explain a few things. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! Go to MyBillie.com/LOVIN to get their starter kit, which includes their award-winning razor, two refill blades,...
Jan 19, 2021•1 hr 12 min
After her TMI segment from the previous podcast, Kellie heard from other women who've experienced the same pain and decided to do some research on her search engine so you don't have to do it on yours! Fight out all you never thought you wanted to know about Protalgia Fugax. After some punch-in-the-gut information about international travel, Allen shares another "Kellie Claps Back" and reads some complaint letters from some dissatisfied podcast listeners. Thank you to this podcast's sponsors! Th...
Jan 14, 2021•56 min
Kellie starts out the podcast with a little TMI. If she hadn't been operating on next-to-zero sleep, she probably would have kept quiet, but oh well. Allen went to happy hour with Bad Influence Jeff at 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON. You think that will affect the podcast? After a debatable "Kellie Claps Back," Allen shares a bit of inspiration from former Dallas Cowboy Darren Woodsen. And then the big payoff from The Adventure Challenge is revealed when Kellie and Allen do a little picking and grinning....
Jan 12, 2021•1 hr 5 min
You hear it all the time. If you’re comfortable, you’re not growing. And that goes for everything – from your career, to your relationships, to the people you meet, to the conversations you have. Talking It Out is a new podcast hosted by Bachelor alums Mike Johnson and Bryan Abasolo where they’ll dive into a variety of topics. They’ll talk about love and relationships -- and as former Bachelor contestants, they’re kind of experts. They’ll cover the ins and outs of dating, marriage, family, caree...
Jan 11, 2021•8 min
Kellie and Allen got The Adventure Challenge for couples and decided to scratch off one for the podcast. Now they have to write a song using words pulled out of a hat. The final product will be revealed on the next podcast. Plus, they both started watching "The Chosen" -- the largest crowd-funded movie ever made -- and they love it. It really brings the story of Jesus to life. Along with that, Kellie has decided to read the Bible through in 2021 and shares an app that's helping her get it done i...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 14 min
Allen is forced to turn on the ceiling fan and don his Nanook of the North hat and gloves for the podcast as Kellie is suffering from hot flashes. Kellie and Allen review EVERYTHING they watched over Christmas break, which included bingeing but not finishing "The Office" and starting "Breaking Bad." Kellie also reviews "The Queen's Gambit" and "Bridgerton," which is basically porn. And SPOILER ALERT, Kellie and Allen have serious problems with "Wonder Woman 1984." Find out what Kellie and Allen ...
Jan 05, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Kellie and Allen were very excited about the Christmas Star, which was visible in the night sky for the first time in 800 years. Why is it called the Christmas Star? Is it even a star? How many times will Allen make jokes about Uranus before Kellie finally acknowledges him? And is "Throop" even a REAL last name? You have to listen to the podcast to find out. Allen shares a list of aphrodisiacs that we promise you have NEVER heard of before. And he's also got some pretty incredible animal facts y...
Dec 22, 2020•1 hr 8 min
How much do Allen, his dad and Kellie's dad compare to other dads when it comes to saying "dad" things? Kellie got an email from a dating website which has Allen raising an eyebrow. And after Kellie had exhausted every year end list she could think of, Allen one-ups her with the most-searched terms by each state during election week....on a porn site. Sigh. Allen reads some listener mail which led to an exciting first! Kellie and Allen will serve as the matron of honor and best man at a podcast ...
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Kellie gave a commencement speech and the theme was "Say Yes More." But the anxiety is way too much so if anyone asks her to give another speech, the answer is no. And because people love lists, Kellie shares the most searched subjects, people and things of 2020. Will Allen know half of these? McRib is back! Have you ever looked into the history of this fast-food delicacy? It's VERY interesting! But it also led to a conversation about milkshakes and french fries that had Allen throwing up a litt...
Dec 15, 2020•1 hr 18 min
Kellie and Allen are getting in the Christmas mood! Trying to buy gifts for each other seems to be getting harder and harder every year, but one thing is for sure -- Allen is NOT getting another pressure washer. And in the spirit of giving, Kellie shares some ideas on how you can give back during the holidays and get back to the true meaning of Christmas. Allen shares some of the Dad Christmas jokes that came in, with the winner receiving a $500 gift card to Living Spaces. And somewhere in betwe...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 32 min
Kellie and Allen have been singing a Christmas song all day and they don't even know the words. So Allen decides to make up his own! We apologize in advance for the Christmas ear worm. Allen has decided to grow out his hair, which Kellie said gives off a "Kenny Rogers" vibe. Do his Instagram followers agree? Who DO they think Allen looks like? And one follower checking out Allen's hair noticed something about him that could have serious health consequences. All Kellie's daughter Emma Kelly wants...
Dec 08, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Allen set the tone for the podcast by reading off a list of all Kellie's ailments. Apparently, she's falling apart at the seams. In fact, Kellie somehow managed to injure herself during the podcast. Kellie and Allen started off their night doing a scratch-off challenge from The Adventure Challenge for couples and decided to finish it on the podcast. The challenge was to discover their love languages and then come up with 2 or 3 ways to speak to each other in our love languages. What could possib...
Dec 03, 2020•53 min
Allen may be a bit grumpy from putting up Christmas lights and quarantine weight gain, but Kellie does her best to turn him around. Will Allen and Kellie be inspired by Rebel Wilson's "Year of Health"? Is Allen looking more like Kenny Rogers or is he morphing into The Most Interesting Man Ever? Or will they just continue to blame weight gain, funky hair and everything else that's gone wrong in 2020 on quarantine? After expressing her disdain for putting dogs in costumes, Allen busts Kellie for b...
Dec 01, 2020•53 min
Kellie and Allen celebrate Thanksgiving with their podcast family! Kellie cracks herself up with Thanksgiving DAD JOKES!!! Allen counterpunches with some questionable turkey facts and wild accusations about Benjamin Franklin. What celebrity is Allen slowly starting to resemble? When will the next Podcast Family Gathering take place? These questions and more are answered in today's podcast. Thank you to the podcast sponsors! Find out why Glamour named Rothy's one of the top "gift ideas you can’t ...
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr
Allen is finally getting into the spirit of Christmas, but Kellie has BEEN there. And Kellie has some big shopping news to share! For women looking to find love on dating apps, there are certain things you need to know going in. Kellie shoots it straight, much to Allen's shock. But once you do find love, one author believes there are 8 things you have to do before marriage to give you your best shot at Happily Ever After. And then Allen shares a really random gross story and Kellie still doesn't...
Nov 24, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Kellie's head is pounding, but she pounded through another podcast thanks to the heavy lifting done by Allen. Allen finally got on the NextDoor app and you won't BELIEVE what he read. And then he shares a list of 7 overrated things you've given WAY too much importance to in life, which somehow leads to an argument over Words With Friends, flatulence and a real-time Kellie Claps Back. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/SANDWICH and the first 1,000 people ...
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 4 min
It's a miracle any marriage survives taking the Christmas decorations down from the attic, but Kellie and Allen somehow managed. Who is the Scrooge when it comes to holiday decorating? Who won the fight over the Christmas tree? Kellie gets so much joy from the NextDoor app that there's no way Allen could ruin it. Until this podcast After watching "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix, Kellie and Allen believe this is something all parents with teenagers should watch together. And Allen reads some list...
Nov 17, 2020•1 hr 24 min
On this podcast, Allen shares the ten things he may or may not do in the shower. Are all of these appropriate shower behaviors??? Kellie hosts another podcast called Love Letters to Kellie. Flipping the script, Kellie asks Allen to answer some of the letters she wasn't able to get to and vows to keep her opinions to herself. Thank you to the podcast sponsors! EverlyWell! With 30+ at-home lab tests like – Food Sensitivity, Thyroid Health, B Vitamins, STD, Heart Health, Indoor and Outdoor Allergie...
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Experts say listing what you're grateful for is a great tool in reducing stress. And with November being National Gratitude Month, it's a great time for Kellie and Allen to take inventory. Kellie also has a great idea for Thanksgiving that could be passed down for generations to come. Goop is out with its annual list of holiday gift items and who knew Gwyneth Paltrow was so kinky?? Allen's ears perked up over one especially lewd gift idea. And Kellie loses it over one gift that should NEVER be g...
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 18 min
Waiting to find out who our president will be for the next four years is causing a lot of people to have a lot of anxiety. Kellie found some great suggestions to lower your stress level and even burn off some of the pounds you may have gained from stress-eating. And Allen goes through a batch of listener mail. They answer questions about spider vein removal, neck botox, and barbecue! And then a listener finds out the man who raised her wasn't her biological father, but this story has a big twist...
Nov 05, 2020•55 min
After getting off to a rather sassy start, Allen delivers some fascinating facts that may make you say, "Gee whiz!" Also, find out just how many live Kellie Claps Back moments can be squeezed into one podcast. And pick a key! Any key! Kellie and Allen bust into something that sounds like a patriotic anthem. And no...they haven't been drinking. Thank you to this podcast's sponsor, Backcountry! The outdoors is calling and if you want to answer, Backcountry.com is the place to go. You can actually ...
Nov 03, 2020•44 min
In the spirit of Halloween, Kellie brings a list of the QUINTESSENTIAL horror movies -- and we all know how much Allen loves lists. But before we get to that, if you have an elderly family member, they are at high risk of getting scammed. Kellie shares a story of what happened to Big Al Mack's mother that should encourage us to ALL have a talk with our older loved ones. Plus, Kellie and Allen have a murderer in the house. Hopefully, you don't suffer from a weak stomach. Thank you to the podcast ...
Oct 29, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Kellie and Allen are looking forward to winning this sanitized Halloween for the masked Trick-or-Treaters who venture out this holiday. Kellie loves to give out full-size candy bars so she found a list of the most popular Halloween candy in America. Allen completes his list of douchey things guys do that guys don't realize make them douchey. And in the spirit of equal time, "Vice President Joe Biden" stops buy to roast George Trump. And finally, a listener letter sent Allen on a rant of epic pro...
Oct 27, 2020•1 hr 3 min
If someone you love is diagnosed with cancer you want them to get the best treatment from the best doctors. In 2013, patients in Michigan thought Farid Fata was that doctor. Between his prestigious education, years of experience and pleasant bedside manner, Fata was everything you could want in a doctor. But he was not who he appeared to be. From Wondery, this is the story of hundreds of patients in Michigan, a doctor, and a poisonous secret. Laura Beil, returns with a second season of the award...
Oct 27, 2020•6 min
Kellie shares tons of tidbit news, from politics to sexy chores to bathroom habits. And even though you may see fewer people dressed up this year, find out what the most popular Halloween costumes are for adults and kids. And back by popular demand, it's #NotAnAd! Kellie and Allen tell you some of their most favorite things, and they're not being paid to do it! Finally, Men’s Health came up with a list of douchey things men are doing without realizing it makes them douchey. Will you agree? Will ...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 5 min
Kellie found a shocking story on Twitter that sent the podcast a bit off the rails from the start. But honestly, haven't we all done enough Zoom calls at this point to know when the camera is on and when it's off?? President Trump wrestles the mic away from Allen to try out some new material for his standup routine. And Kellie's daughter Emma Kelly celebrated her 14th birthday over the weekend. What caused her to morph into Veruca Salt while complaining, "But it's MY birthday! Why can't I do wha...
Oct 20, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Allen gives an update on his cleanse. Missing out on sweets has led him to seek out other alternatives, which can lead to some pretty messy and embarrassing consequences. Kellie has the latest on the HUGE drama unfolding on the NextDoor app. Has one of her neighbors taken things too far when it comes to disciplining the teenage boys who stole his political banner? And after Kellie gives the second half of her 20 Christmas gift ideas, Allen reads some listener mail and then challenges Kellie to s...
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 7 min
After a weekend of gluttony, Allen decided he's going on a very strict, 10-day cleanse and invited any podcast listener who wants to join him. Kellie is just excited that Allen will be cooking for her again! (And there's no way she's giving up her Diet Pepsi and dirty martinis...) Allen also started an Instagram bit on men's fashion choices that are huge No-Nos, which you can follow @thealanzo1971. He sneakily photographs men who may be veering down the wrong fashion path ad invites his IG follo...
Oct 13, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Was golf invented so men could get away from their wives? Should Allen take Kellie out on the course to hit some balls? That's debatable. But Allen quizzes Kellie on her golfing knowledge and schools her on the blatant innuendos in the game. And Kellie and Allen pay tribute to the late Eddie Van Halen, who played a big part in the soundtrack of their high school years. Thank you to the podcast sponsors! Make getting dressed the easiest part of your routine at JennieKayne.com, and get 20% off you...
Oct 08, 2020•1 hr 2 min
Kellie won’t let Allen take anything to the dump when there are perfectly good people on the NextDoor app who would love to come take it off your hands for free! And Kellie is breaking her own rule by going to a stranger’s house to pick up some art that was such a good deal that it sounds too good to be true. Maybe it IS… And Allen finally has an entry for Kellie Claps Back, and she comes ready to defend herself on this one! Thank you to Backcountry.com for sponsoring this podcast! If the outdoo...
Oct 06, 2020•40 min
