A Sandwich and Some Vagal Regurgitation

Kellie got her final veneers today! You can’t see how white they are, but you can finally hear her talk lisp-free.

Add this to the list of ailments! Kellie had a four-hour heart issue at an appearance in Fort Worth that had Allen pretty worried. 

After Allen gives an update on his speeding ticket, is it Christmas already??? Everyone in their neighborhood is already putting up trees and lighting up their houses, but Allen apparently threw away all their outdoor decorations last year, which is news to Kellie. And if you’re planning on getting a new puppy for Christmas, Kellie has the list of the top dog names of 2024. 

Allen goes off on his Cowboys rant of the week, which leads Kellie to tell him about a new product coming next year — Crier-Ball Whiskey! 

And the pool guy saved their dog Larry from drowning, which led to a shocking statement from Kellie. 

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