Allen not only went to the 85th annual motorcycle rally in Sturgis, he completed his third Iron Butt! What’s an Iron Butt, you ask? Allen explains it all and talks about his next potential challenge. Kellie dropped Emma Kelly off at college where she is in the throes of rush week! Was their drama? Were there tears? Was this the moment Kellie always envisioned? Long story short, no. Actually, there’s a lot more to the story that you’ll get to hear. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Switch up you...
Aug 14, 2025•51 min
Kellie is too busy to cry, but it’s coming! Emma Kelly is heading off to college and preparing for it hasn’t exactly been what Kellie dreamed. But EK did do something that brought Kellie close to tears, but those will have to wait for the long drive home alone from Fayetteville. Allen made the last-minute decision to head to Sturgis for their 85th anniversary AND to help Sgt. Patrick Sowers raise money and awareness for Operation Once in a Lifetime, a charity that provides wishes and more for me...
Aug 07, 2025•48 min
In honor of their upcoming birthdays, Allen shares a list of the Top 10 most audacious, shocking, and inappropriate things Bad Influence Jeff said on their vacation to Mexico. It's the new horoscope! Ask ChatGPT, "With all the data you’ve collected about me, tell me who you think I am at the core." Find out what happens when Kellie and Allen ask and see what ChatGPT got right and wrong. Send birthday wishes to Allen and Bad Influence Jeff at Podcast@KellieandAllen.com. Thank you to our podcast s...
Jul 31, 2025•31 min
Kellie and Allen’s marriage is so solid, they went on separate vacations! For her high school graduation present, Kellie took Emma Kelly on a mother/daughter cruise to ports in Italy, Spain and France, while Allen went south of the border to Mexico with Bad Influence Jeff! And a couple members of the Podcast Family actually tagged along! Hear all about their adventures on this episode. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! The Fourth of July sale continues at HelixSleep.com/Sandwich , where you wil...
Jul 17, 2025•57 min
Kellie and Allen are looking forward to the next Podcast Family Vacation by taking a look back at one of the biggest and best! For Allen's 50th birthday, he celebrated in a flesh colored Speedo with "cocky" on the front and "show stealer" on the back. Will he explain why? Listen and find out! Should Kellie and Allen plan another Podcast Family Vacation in 2026? Let them know at Podcast@KellieandAllen.com. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! Try your trusty favorites with an exclusive set for our l...
Jul 10, 2025•58 min
Kellie and Allen celebrate their 8th wedding anniversary with a little off-key crooning to their wedding song. Does this mean they should bring back a little Pickin' & Grinnin'? Hmmm.... Kellie had an encounter with a TV star from her childhood, while Allen rubbed elbows with some of the biggest names in golf. Find out all about Kellie and Allen's separate vacation plans and the intensive grooming process that went into it. Should Pickin' & Grinnin' return? Should there be another Podcas...
Jul 03, 2025•40 min
WHO KNEW there was so much passion about bidets??? Kellie asked, “To bidet or not to bidet?” and the podcast family answered! You’ll hear all the reasons why bidets are the must-have accessory for your toilet with a little side of TMI. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! Having a personalized nutritionist used to cost big bucks, but not any more with Fay ! Listeners of A Sandwich and Some Lovin’ can qualify to see a registered dietitian for as little as $0 by visiting FayNutrition.com/SANDWICH . L...
Jun 26, 2025•35 min
To bidet or not to bidet? THAT is the question. As maturely as possible, Kellie and Allen discuss her desire for getting a bidet and his reluctance to do so. Then all that maturity goes to hell in a hand basket when Allen shares his ChatGPT history, which includes alternative names for toilets and the most creative ways to say you need to take a poop. Time is running out if you want to join Allen and Bad Influence Jeff at Mexico! This is NOT an official Podcast Family Vacation, but if you’d like...
Jun 19, 2025•43 min
It’s our Father’s Day episode!! Allen is a little rattled from being forced out of his podcast office and his itchy head, but it leads to a story that he wants to add to the list of Kellie’s Ailments. She doesn’t think it qualifies. Allen is highly disturbed by the use of AI to recreate biblical figures — especially our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. With Emma Kelly heading off to college, Kellie and Allen contemplate what life will be like as they get closer to their empty nest phase of life. W...
Jun 12, 2025•59 min
We have a high school graduate! Emma Kelly graduated from high school and you’ll hear about graduation night. Kellie stumbled across a poll asking people who graduated years ago about their experiences and if they would go back and do it again. This led to some stories about Kellie that Allen never heard before! Allen and Bad Influence Jeff are heading to Mexico! If you want to tag along on a non-official podcast family vacation where you have to make your own reservations, then come on! Thank y...
Jun 05, 2025•57 min
A lot has happened since Kellie and Allen’s last podcast! Big Al performed a HUGE party foul at Emma Kelly’s graduation party. Kellie interviewed Tom Cruise at a screening of Mission Impossible and is still trying to decide whether she bombed or not. Kellie and Allen took a weekend road trip on their Can-Am Ryker and Canyon down to Texas Hill Country to ride the 3 Twisted Sisters. And Allen learned a hard lesson about eating overeating Chinese food mispronouncing the names of small Texas towns. ...
May 29, 2025•1 hr 2 min
On today’s episode Kellie digs into the world of canine nutrition with none other than Dr. Dennis Black, the founder of Ruff Greens. From veteran to pet health advocate, Dr. Black shares his miraculous backstory behind launching Ruff Greens, the skepticism he faced, and why he believes most dog food is failing our furry companions. Kellie asks the tough questions—like whether any of this stuff really works and shares her own experience and the life-changing results it’s had on her own dog Larry....
May 22, 2025•33 min
Kellie is putting scrambling to put together Emma Kelly’s graduation party doing as much DIY as possible while her mother recovers from surgery. But her best friend since fifth grade Tomi Jean is flying in to save Kellie’s sanity! After the highly successful #MondaysWithMama, Kellie and Allen are bringing back #TuesdaysTogether! The first one went great, complete with a 3-hour nap…..together! Allen finally tells the story he teased and forgot to tell last podcast about how we almost had a third ...
May 15, 2025•41 min
Kellie comes flying into the podcast by the seat of her pants after some miscommunication over picking up her cousins from the airport. Meantime, Emma Kelly and her best friend are off to a free concert ahead of the ACM Awards. Allen reads a backlog of listener emails, including one from an actual member of the Starbucks Knitting Circle Allen loves to eavesdrop. And if you’ve got sleep apnea or a bum foot, Kellie and Allen have suggestions for you! Kellie gives her review of Another Simple Favor...
May 08, 2025•50 min
It’s the home stretch for Emma Kelly, as she celebrated her senior prom AND received a very prestigious award….which we weren’t really sure was for. But it’s still cool! Allen noticed something that potentially saved him from becoming a victim of fraud. He’ll share a tip that can hopefully save you from that nightmare. Allen has entered a tattoo contest that could win him a huge cash prize, but he may have relied a little too much on ChatGPT to help fill out the form. Kellie heard a huge ruckus ...
May 01, 2025•54 min
Allen kicks off the podcast by listing Kellie’s ailments as a precursor to ……Kellie’s new ailment! Despite the mockery and her pain, Kellie plows through an explanation and shares her fears about the possible cure. Kellie has admittedly been in quite a funk lately, but Allen breaks the circle of trust and shares her once-in-their-marriage meltdown. To make it up to Allen, Kellie invited him on a lunch date where tripe may or may not have been served. And because people love lists, Allen shares t...
Apr 24, 2025•51 min
Kellie is another year older! So the Chitlin’ Gang lead by their fearless leader Allen, aka Big Sausage, headed to the bluebonnet capital of Texas to take some pretty pictures. It turns out finding those bluebonnets was more difficult than they thought. After the bluebonnet search, Kellie and Allen raced back home to watch the last couple hours of The Masters. If you were wondering why Rory McIlroy’s wife seemed a little icy, Kellie AND ALLEN share all the gossip and speculation. Kellie’s daught...
Apr 17, 2025•49 min
Kellie finally made a recipe Allen liked so much that he had her share it on the podcast! With his suggested tweaks, of course. The Wacky Marketing Department has listened and Kellie and Allen responded! Whatever happened to…………….that ugly hat Kellie got on a girls wine trip that Allen hated so much? The dead patch of grass that led to Allen’s BOTA match at Home Depot? Allen’s plates Kellie tried to get rid of at a Swap Party — or did she??? These questions and more will be answered. And in a tw...
Apr 10, 2025•51 min
Kellie was so terrified by a persistent doorbell ringer that she had her neighbor intervene, only to lead to multiple apologies and humiliation. Who knew Kellie would be so good at picking the March Madness Bracket, which ultimately led to a new segment called……What are the odds?? Do you believe in an actual Angel of Death? Kellie’s Daddy Boy sure did. But Allen only believes in the Slayer version. In leftover listener mail, Allen tries to salvage a recipe and gives an update on the ongoing tech...
Apr 03, 2025•48 min
Emma Kelly won’t start college until late August, but Kellie found out the first parents weekend is the same weekend as Emma Kelly’s birthday! EK’s reaction to that news was not at all what Kellie expected. Will this be her first and/or last parents weekend? Allen finally gets to a stack of listener mail that leads to talk of toe tubes and Kellie’s poodle panties from Jon Bon Jovi! And a scammer using Allen’s photos ended up adding a new member to our Podcast Family! Thank you to our podcast spo...
Mar 27, 2025•54 min
Before Kellie and Allen flew off to Mexico for Spring Break, Allen recorded another entry into for Kellie Claps Back. Kellie and Allen share all their adventures in Cancun, which included Allen partying like a rock star with room service and Kellie partying like a rock star to the point she doesn’t remember doing shots. And no, Allen is not allowed to post the pictures. And with Emma Kelly now in Mexico for her first spring break as an 18-year-old, Kellie’s just hoping she doesn’t party like her...
Mar 20, 2025•52 min
While the cat’s away, Kellie will play! Kellie flies solo on this episode and dives deep into the celebrity lawsuit that’s consumed her thoughts for the past three months. Kellie will get you all caught up on the Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively lawsuit, and share not only why she thinks this will never make it to court, but how Blake will try to save face getting out of it. Thank you to our podcast sponsors! Go to OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off site-wide during their Semi-Annual Sale. And use Pr...
Mar 13, 2025•39 min
Kellie was invited to speak and a women in tech happy hour, which brought up old memories of lewd radio conventions from 90s. Kellie and Allen had big hopes for the season finale of Paradise, but did it live up to their expectations? While Kellie is excited about The Traitors finale this week, she also has some new recommendations for your viewing pleasure. And after the Gabby Petito documentary, there's a conspiracy theory building steam that her murderer boyfriend Brian Laundrie is actually al...
Mar 06, 2025•52 min
Kellie wants to do better on TikTok, but not at the risk of her health and safety. The latest TikTok trend could lead to broken feet, which leads to Kellie’s cautionary tale about foot doctors who insist on doing surgery. And that’s leads to Allen sharing his own foot doctor story. It turns out, EVERYONE has a foot story. A study shows that having close friends could increase your life expectancy. But if you don’t have any friends, is AI a good substitute? What makes you roll your eyes? That que...
Feb 27, 2025•56 min
Kellie is crying tears of joy — and tears of despair because she gets too invested — because she and Allen finally found a series they LOVE and binged 6 episodes in one sitting! And while she’s not known for her cooking skills, Kellie managed to screw up what should have been a simple recipe. Allen manages to eat some of it and is actually very nice about it. Allen gets put on the spot with an impromptu spelling bee. Play along and see if you can do any better! And not only is there an official ...
Feb 20, 2025•50 min
In lieu of Valentine’s Day, Kellie and Allen celebrated their engagement anniversary, only to end up disappointing a table of lovely ladies sitting next to their dinner table. Allen is on a mission to stop scammers from using his social media photos to dupe women out of money. If you’re planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day, you’re in a shrinking minority. Kellie shares some interesting Valentine’s Day tidbits that will have you tingling in your tidbits. Pizza, anyone? Allen promises to give Kel...
Feb 13, 2025•53 min
Allen takes care of some house-cleaning by answering listener mail that's been piling up. And then -- back by popular demand! -- Ask Allen Anything! And boy, does he! Questions cover a wide range of topics, from the lighthearted question about Valentine's Day plans to the pain Allen feels over losing Luca Doncic to the Lakers. Allen also answers a question from a listener whose father shared an unthinkable secret, and also his most-asked question over the relationship status with his daughter. A...
Feb 06, 2025•57 min
Allen has been wearing a new hat. A lot. And Kellie has some thoughts. In frustration, Allen asks AI why the Cowboys haven’t been to a championship game in 30 years, and AI has the answers. It’s time to update their wills, and Kellie is looking for a godmother — or dog mother? — to take Larry should she reach her demise before Allen. Kellie also got to meet Emma Kelly’s new college roommates and their moms, making this leaving the nest thing get a little too real too quick. Kellie and Allen talk...
Jan 30, 2025•54 min
Kellie may be on a work trip, but that's not stopping her from calling in to do a podcast with Allen! Winter is hitting Florida, but Kellie and the rest of the Kidd Kraddick Morning Show (nationally syndicated) are finding creative ways to spend their time that don’t involve the water. And there’s even a surprise appearance by one of Kellie’s radio co-hosts. And BIG NEWS in the Evans family as their son Cole accomplishes a hard-earned goal that will end with a hibachi celebration! Thank you to o...
Jan 23, 2025•30 min
Kellie and Allen have made a resolution for the podcast. They’re going to have more STRUCTURE! It may not be in the original order intended, but on this podcast you’ll find out how a woman was scammed out of her life savings and divorced her husband over an AI-generated A-list celebrity. The Mayo Clinic says men and women should be able to do a certain amount of pushups, based on their age. The results are pretty shocking! Allen has proclaimed a new family mantra to keep their home organized, bu...
Jan 16, 2025•1 hr 5 min
