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100% Eat

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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?

Episodes

35 The Long Way? - Ride Along Chili's

Does advertising work? Just did. It's a short ride from Chili's but we're still giving you the best Ride Along possible. Relive RTX memories from a Double Tree and how the changes in Graysie occurred. Jack Bauer whisper style distractions aside, Jordan appreciates the whole thing. Go back and watch last week's Michael, Jordan Podcast to get the full experience. Nick's a freeK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 05, 202415 min

The Graysie Hangover %% Chili's Autumn Breeze Marg & Peanut Butter Pie

Our Heroes want their baby back baby back baby back margs? The day they recorded this is the day after they saw Graysie so this whole thing is a whirlwind. It's triple dipper time but everyone gets wings. Enjoy this easy one and grab a marg yourself. Eat the pie. And grab some merch before the holidays https://100percenteat.store/ #sponsored Control Body Odor ANYWHERE mandopodcast.com and use code EAT to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s 40% off) #mandopod Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Dec 03, 20241 hr 17 min

Graysie Eats 7 Fortune Cookies - Ride Along PF Chang's

Graysie really eats 7 fortune cookies and will become a doctor. Crumbs everywhere. We've got an axe to grind. Did you smoke something? Listen to Graysie open these zots. Is this doing ASMR? Nick hates it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 28, 202419 min

Graysie Throws Out the Format %% PF Chang's Golden Feast

Our Heroes take Graysie to their annual PF Chang's holiday menu feast. What's with all this fried chicken? Is this what the holiday menu is? At least there's drinks, sort of. Graysie plays with the food then looks up animated characters that look like their voice actors. She's in Kazooie mode for this one and she does ASMR. Viva La Vegas. Eat your heart out. Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Our next livestream will be Wednesday November 27 @ 6pm CT where we w...

Nov 26, 20241 hr 12 min

Nebraskin For Cinnamon Rolls & Chili %% Food Court

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about chili dipped cinnamon rolls, if soup is food, red wine and chocolate milk (wilk?) plus MORE! If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Saturday. Give the gift of 100% Eat this holiday patreon.com/100percenteat/gift Our next livestream will be Wednesday Novemb...

Nov 23, 202455 min

4 Giant Sandwich Reveal - Ride Along Jersey Mike's

Eric bought these big sandwiches and there was a guy at the shop that hated him. We get into a philosophical discussion of public embarrassment plus Jordan's mexico trip. What's up with Matt Gaetz head though? How is the news moving so fast? KEYS! That's on me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 21, 202419 min

4 GIANT SANDWICHES?!? %% Jersey Mike's Pastrami & Chipotle Pastrami

Our Heroes go to Jersey Mike's to eat pastrami but check out all this Super Smash Bros talk!!! And midnight releases. Eric is still talking about Wendy's and Michael breaks down actual New Jersey sandwiches. WHY did Eric get all these sandwiches?? Monkeyjuice is making the juice. A real disjointed episode but you love it and the monkey heavy facts. Rooster Teeth reference? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Our next livestream for Patre...

Nov 19, 20241 hr 13 min

Tempting Salmonella %% Food Court

From their livestream on 11/7/24, Our Honorable Hero Judges are back to rule on YOUR food crimes. Hear court cases about public use of Frank's Red Hot sauce, licking raw meat saucy fingers, and corn cob challenges. We've included the chat on screen so you can see the bald headed behavior you could be a part of if you're there live. If you want to be a part of these livestreams, become a Bug at least over on our Patreon and send in your priority Food Court submission. Part 2 will be out next Satu...

Nov 16, 202444 min

Squeen's Scrambit - Ride Along Taco Bell

Nick is gasping but its on him. Nick is fired up in this one and we go to Taco Bell and back. Michael has an AI girlfriend? Congrats! We take pictures in the car. There are dangers of the road and Michael is gonna help. There's a lot of debate about what's real food. Check out this slop and grab a shirt at https://100percenteat.store/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 14, 202423 min

Let the Past Die %% Taco Bell Decades Menu

Our Heroes go back in time to try the new Taco Bell Decades menu which includes "favorites" from the last 40 years. Nobody's favorite was a tostada. We just refuse to believe it. Is any of this worth trying or should you run somewhere other than the border for a taste of something new. Wait this isn't even everything? It's not even all out yet? What's the point of this thing? Maybe Taco Bell over played it's hand. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/fr...

Nov 12, 20241 hr 16 min

PRNDL & Graysie Gifts - Ride Along BJ's Brewhouse

Our Heroes are stuffed with pizza, pretzels, and pizookie so they're on the long ride home. Graysie gets to ride shotgun but she's got PRNDL-pinions and wants to keep waking Michael up from his nap. Big time little sister energy in this one, especially when we all get back to the studio and start giving her presents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 07, 202420 min

Graysie Gets Got %% BJ's Brewhouse Spooky Pizookie

Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE review the Spooky Pizookie the day before Halloween. Wait what do you mean you're out of the Spooky Pizookie? Why would you advertise it then? What are we supposed to do? Eat pretzels? Oh okay. Our Heroes WITH GRAYSIE eat pretzels and pizza from BJ's Brewhouse this episode. They still get a pizookie, in fact the closest pizookie you can get without it being spooky. Does this beer slinging pizza port have the goods or does it fall flat without the scary star of the show? A...

Nov 05, 20241 hr 8 min

Chocolate Pineapple Frosty & the Broke Water Cooler - Ride Along Wendy’s

Sprite! Powerade! Nick lists all the sodas that Wendy’s is out of while drinking a pineapple chocolate frosty and Michael tries to fix a broken water cooler. This is all for the place. They’re out of straws! Powerade Zero! Eventually we get to the burger but Our Heroes know a Chum Bucket switcheroo when they see one. Jump in, it’s Ride Along. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 202417 min

Why Bother, Wendy's? %% Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab

Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub and now they're relying on brand crossovers for new audience. Does this burger have what it takes to get back in our good graces or is this another failed attempt to get you in and take your cash. WHY is it square? Are they going for it or not??? And don't forget to check out our merch at 100percenteat.store now. Support us directly https...

Oct 29, 20241 hr 15 min

Flags of Many Colors - Ride Along McDonald’s

Our Heroes take it to McDonald’s and back to get some breakfast. Listen as Nick falls apart, can’t get the app to load, then Michael can but doesn’t want the points until Nick finally gets it going. We talk about city flags and Nick doesn’t get the same thing as everyone else. This is a mess but at least it’s long? If you don’t want to watch on YouTube, we upload these to our RSS feed now. Either way. It’s Ride Along. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 24, 202432 min

Bagel Breakfast Beats Baldheaded Behavior %% McDonald's Breakfast

Our Heroes are once again up at the crack of dawn for YOU, but mostly for them, to get a brekkie bite at McDonald's. Jordan has been throwing shade on the steak bagel breakfast sandwich so its time to settle it once and for all. They also talk about the Egg McMuffin being the support beam of breakfast, Osama Mark Nut, Nick is Eric's mom, and confused You Review leavers. We also have our new merch out NOW on 100percenteat.store so go check it out and support Cinnamon (RIP) Support us directly htt...

Oct 22, 20241 hr 7 min

Nick "Didn't Vote" and Throws Graysie Under the Bus - Jack in the Box Ride Along

This place is 90 degrees inside and they're out of every drink, they won't serve us breakfast and Nick won't stop saying "jalapenos." This Ride Along is a long one because we're inside for a lot of it. We're going to start uploading these on our RSS feed so you can listen if YouTube isn't your thing. Also YOU did this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 17, 202427 min

It’s Worse Every Time %% Jack in the Box Mummy Wrapped Monster Taco

Because of YOU (through your vote on Patreon.com/100percenteat exclusively) Our Heroes have to return to Jack in the Box. What is with this place? There are no drinks, it is 90 degrees, jalapeños. It’s not banned anymore but we’re not allowed to get breakfast from here even though it’s served all day? This whole thing is confusing and Nick is making it worse. But wait, what’s this shake? Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals at HelloFresh.com/freepercent. Applied across 7...

Oct 15, 20241 hr 11 min

Where's the Maple? %% Einstein Bros Bagel Maplehouse Egg Sandwich

Our Heroes wake up at the crack of dawn (like 10am) to have a bagel, sort of. Einstein Bros new Maplehouse Egg Sandwich has most of it's namesake but seems to be lacking in certain areas. Maybe it's just because it's early but we're not even really sure if this is a bagel. It's a sandwich, sure, but we thought this was a bagel sandwich? No? Yes? Where's the MAPLE?! Plus do you like Tomb Raider? Welcome to the fandom. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? We'll have a LIVESTREAM right here on Youtube this S...

Oct 08, 20241 hr 5 min

You Still Can’t Go Inside %% Sonic Witch’s Brew Slush Float

Our Heroes go outside the Sonic Burger to order the new Witch’s Brew Slush Float. Does this Sonic drink cause toil and trouble or is does this potion spell magic for the burger chain. Jordan gets into a very special You Review in this one that you’re not gonna wanna miss. Also have you seen Terminator 2 dude? It’s so good. NEW MERCH coming soon. Announcement incoming. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to da...

Oct 01, 20241 hr 14 min

Eating a heroes meal %% Firehouse Subs Captains Club

Our Heroes take it to the Firehouse to get the new Captains Club sandwich but what’s getting pumped out? It’s gotta be from the deep fryer, right? RIGHT? This place is way too big and it stinks. What’s happening? And are we getting this pickle bucket, it’s only $3. What a meal. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitte...

Sep 24, 20241 hr 11 min

We Blaze, Hot Ones %% Panda Express Blazin Bourbon Chicken

Our Heroes venture to Panda Express to take on their new fiery fare. Does the Blazin Bourbon Chicken bring the heat or does this Hot Ones collab end up a dud fit for a salt mouse? Spice Rats unite, it's a hot one tonight. We also talk about Blockbuster, trash pandas, and if actual pandas rip your arms off based on a You Review segment. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Mic...

Sep 17, 20241 hr 11 min

Graysie makes Eric lose it %% Carrabba's Calabrian Wings

Our Heroes take Graysie out for a fine Italian meal at Carrabba's. With plenty of wine and pricky pear margaritas to go around, this episode is messy. Marvel at how everyone wears Eric down to a nub and then they learn that Graysie knows the Carrabba's family. Just casually forgot to bring that up and drop it mid episode. Normal stuff. Graysie is back so it's unhinged. Enjoy. 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Support us directly https:...

Sep 10, 20241 hr 12 min

We Eat the Entire Denny's Beetlejuice Menu %% Denny's Afterlife Beetlejuice Menu

Our Heroes venture to a motel adjacent Denny's for a ghastly afternoon delight in the new Beetlejuice Menu. Do these terrifying treats unlive up to our expectations or will these fiendish foods end up 6 feet under. Gotta listen to this one and find out about the Fun Zone if ya know what I mean bud heh heh heh. Prepare your ears for a podcast but your mouth for a special tip as we take on Denny's once again. Good fright! New merch coming to http://100percenteat.myshopify.com Support us directly h...

Sep 03, 20241 hr 10 min

Eric doxxed us? %% Rudy's Jumbo Smoked Potato

Our Heroes get stuffed and smoked at Rudy's when they take on the jumbo smoked potato. Does this brisket filled spud stand on its own two feet or does the fast food BBQ go up in smoke then come out bone dry? Also who came in to grab our tortilla chips? How do we sponsor a car? Why did Eric dox the 100% Studio? Can't believe it's called Fuddruckers dude no way. New 100% Eat coming your way after hours of slow cooking. New shirts on their way at https://100percenteat.myshopify.com/Support us direc...

Aug 27, 20241 hr 9 min

Colonel Sanders Shot a Guy? %% KFC Saucy Nuggets

After a false start (check out this Friday's Michael, Jordan Podcast for more,) Our Heroes get into the long and short of KFC's newest sauce covered offering: the Saucy Nuggets. Why is everyone doing specifically this food right now? Anyway there's a whole thing with a fan and keys and Nick eating like 38 wings as a Personal Record that you'll see. We think the bigger question is can anyone stop The Stewart and what are you being for Halloween? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100perc...

Aug 20, 20241 hr 7 min

BK is Pro-Michael, Anti-Eric %% BK Fiery Menu

Our Heroes, thanks to YOUR votes (and 2 votes from Nick,) take it BACK to BK to get their mouths around the new BK Fiery Menu. Can these Bug Kings handle the heat or should they stay out of the combination Burger King & 7/11 that doesn't sell an eyeglass repair kit. Either way, they 100% hate Eric, fully. Grab a spicy chicken fry and bite into this week's episode of 100% Eat. Check out our Olympic Soda taste test on Patreon. http://patreon.com/100percenteat 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. G...

Aug 13, 20241 hr 17 min

Graysie in the New Studio %% Cheesecake Factory Triple Berry Bliss Cheesecake

Graysie (and Our Heroes) head to Cheesecake Factory to get get a bite of the Triple Berry Bliss Cheesecake. And the buffalo blasts. and the avocado eggrolls. and who had the two orders of fried mac n cheese? some artichoke dip for the table? It's a lot and it's compounded even more because Graysie is FIRED UP when she's paying attention. Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE shopmando.com and use code EAT to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s 40% off). Check out http://100percenteat.m...

Aug 06, 20241 hr 17 min

BONUS: Ride Along Taco Cabana

Our Heroes decide that because it’s a short drive to the Taco Cabana from their rented studio, they’ll just record hanging out inside the restaurant while they wait for their food. Peep the time on this one. The drinks are wrong, the salsa bar is small, what’s with the tv, what’s happening across the street, why are we still here. If you want the video version, check it out on our YouTube but we figured this is just like a bonus podcast so enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

Aug 01, 202449 min

Who is the Naughty Boy of the Week? %% Taco Cabana Street Food Fest

Our Heroes don't know how long they've been recording but they do know they spent a long time at Taco Cabana trying to get the Street Food Fest offerings. Wait isn't it hot cheetos? Sort of. Wait isn't this supposed to be a Mt Dew rum punch? Yeah it is. Wait does Taco Cabana suck? You gotta listen to find out because we're also really getting in the weeds of Donkey Kong. Snag a lil shirt at http://100percenteat.myshopify.com which is NOT your shopify. It's ours. Learn more about your ad choices....

Jul 30, 20241 hr 14 min