Our Heroes have never done a proper review of Chick-fil-A and that changes TODAY unless they don't have the food which immediately sends Eric into a spiral. It's okay, they have it, Eric just almost runs some people over to get it then can't stand still in line. It's a whole thing. They also talk cooking hats, what things used to be, toasted buns, and chicken sandwich. FACT! Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at http://shadyrays.com - code EA...
Jul 23, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Our Heroes are deep in the heart of fast food for this week's offering of Whataburger's Buffalo Ranch Chicken Strip Sandwich and Sauce Monkey Nick couldn't be happier. Is this saucy sandwich worth your time or is this deep fried chicken off the deep end? We also talk about Gavin shaving outside, filming Rocco, What-A-Burger, an extra piece of cheese causing problems, and so much more. This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at shad...
Jul 16, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Our Heroes braved two different Subways, with Eric living his worst nightmare, to bring you a review of the new Subway Dippers. Are these little wraps everything they're cracked up to be or should you go literally anywhere else so you don't witness a fight behind the counter? This dude is a real space cadet and he's causing problems on this week's episode of 100% Eat. This episode is brought to you by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 50% off of 2 pairs of polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - ...
Jul 09, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Our Heroes held their first livestream Food Court for Patrons and this is just part one of the proceedings. Join Our Hero Judges as they go through the cases of 100%er Chris's wife's pizza crime and a guy we just call Nutdog. Plus mustard ramen, sugary eggies, and whatever bilk is. BILK! Bilk Origins. Terrible. A genuinely wild start to a new format. From the Food Court Livestream on 6/19. Be there live for our next one by signing up on Patreon at any tier, sending in your case, and awaiting you...
Jul 06, 2024•2 hr 31 min
Our Heroes left it up to you, once again, to vote on what they should eat, and You (and Nick) chose THIS?! The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger melt is a por excuse of a pizza and comes with a pickle sauce that really sends the gang reeling. Learn about a gun that makes sharks swim weird. Suggy Stavern Tyle pizza. Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com we're working on international shipping (coming soon hopefully). If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out:...
Jul 02, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Our Heroes do their first live episode from Homebrew Austin at the Sunset Room where they tackle Culver's venture in the pretzel pub game. Enjoy our static camera that gets interrupted because someone (Nick? Eric? JORDAN?) forgot to clear the card but have no fear, Big Ray is here to save the day with his gorgeous footage. We talk business to Dean the lawyer, Stinky Dragon with Pasta Pete, and finally we have special guest Bret from Hawaii who YOU helped with your donations to send his class to ...
Jun 25, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Our Heroes venture back to Wendy's, not for the illustrious pretzel pub, but for the 7 new saucy nuggs offerings. Eric seems confused about how many flavors there are, almost as confused as people who think they're being tricked by fast food employees. There's also a lot of Dune talk, none of it relevant, all of it about the God Emperor of Dune. GET SAUCY! Don't forget to grab a shirt at store.100percenteat.com and let people know you used to listen to Face Jam. If you could fill out this anonym...
Jun 18, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one. We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt to support Our Heroes and show your 100% Eat p...
Jun 11, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one. We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt t...
Jun 04, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other ...
May 28, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more. Check out Good Lord: https://goodl0rd.bandcamp.com/album/good-lord. If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/star...
May 21, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Our Heroes launched their Patreon with their new exclusive Discord. Emboldened by the news, Michael, Jordan, and Eric jump in the deep end and let these early bugs lay themselves at the mercy of the Food Court. Would you eat The Slop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 18, 2024•52 min
Our Heroes launch their first episode of 100% Eat by eating at the much maligned, at one point blacklisted restaurant: Jack in the Box. Will Michael and Jordan embark on a Tiny Taco quest or will they once again shun the clown headed king of late night munchies. This episode has it all: a ran over rat in the drivethru, a drink that looks like you shouldn't drink it, and much more. 100% Eat is now LIVE! If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtra...
May 14, 2024•1 hr 11 min
Our Heroes are completely independent and on Patreon! Here's a rundown of what you can expect from them and what they're doing. We 100% appreciate your support, even if it's just listening to the podcast. Thank you. Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord, stay up to date, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 11, 2024•5 min
In the final episode of Face Jam, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Wraps so you know if they're worth eating. But what's this? From the ashes rises a phoenix. 100% EAT lives. Our Heroes are continuing the Face Jam legacy under a new banner, completely independent and they're doing it FOR YOU! You can support 100% Eat as they launch their direct support avenue (we don't think we're allowed to talk in all detail about it yet) THIS SATURDAY. Are you 100% in? Follow @100per...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 117
Our heroes are back for one final Spittin Silly. We eat a plethora of Wendy’s items including the new Dreamsicle Frosty and Cinnabon Pull-Apart while we chat about our vacation plans and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 30, 2024•36 min•Ep. 44
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's New York Style Pizza so you know if it’s worth eating. They also give an update on Brett’s class trip to Disney and talk about Brooklyn Style Pizza, Charles Bronson, mobile ordering, boroughs, and more. Follow @facejampod. We'll have news soon on what's to come. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 116
Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down with some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 16, 2024•34 min
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Cornucopia, Hulk demolishing the store, Jimmy being a bad guy, Graysie’s surprise gift, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 09, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 115
Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dipping bread in hot chocolate, PB&J in Chicken Noodle Soup, table crumbs vs. feed bag style, meat tasting pretzel combos, microwaved ice cream, and condensed milk sandwiches. Sponsored by ExpressVPN Go to http://expressvpn.com/facejam to get an extra 3 months free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 02, 2024•38 min
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more. Sponsored by Bespoke Post http://boxofawesome.com code facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 26, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 114
Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread. Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 19, 2024•37 min
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 12, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 113
Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid. Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 05, 2024•36 min
The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving. Special thanks to Katos Koffee for sponsoring Jamsgiving. Visit http://katoskoffee.com and use code FACEJAM10 at checkout. They are the reason this was free for you to watch. Also their coffee & teas are very good. Tha...
Mar 02, 2024•1 hr 16 min
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 27, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 112
Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 20, 2024•34 min
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 111
Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Kato’s Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE JAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 06, 2024•38 min
In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more. Sponsored by Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 30, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 110
