In today's episode, advice from The Adjudicator, "Never look up Chat Roulette!" Good advice! Every time The Librarian speaks another EU tale loses its canonization. Juneteenth. Star Wars is in the air with rumors of a new Clone Wars spin-off! Marvels: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Final Mission -vs- Season 6: Rise of the Coulson. The trio discusses the Star Wars: Squadrons trailer, and The Adjudicator explains this thing called...Nintendo, and "sharing is not caring". Some realities about the spac...
Jun 25, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, "Is Yapple a Kevin?" #BabyYodaIsYapple Is it true that all you need is a dollar and a dream, or does winning the Lottery mean that Death is going to come a-knocking? EA games drop the trailer for the next Star Wars video game, "Star Wars: Squadrons". Bill and Ted: Face the Music , Wyld Stallions! Aka, "The Return of John Wick and Marko, the lost boys. Does the Sith Librarian have the oldest email address in existence? Probably not, but it is really old. Stan Lee, Time Travell...
Jun 18, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, the Librarian remembers Alaska. Does the Mandalorian have the "Power" of Pine? Who is the Jedi Teacher's Pet? Ahsoka, Jedi school dropout, no graduation day for you. Bookstores of the past and the bookmobile of Staten Island! Is Jon Favreau the 2nd Coming of George Lucas?? And, in the Main Event, our impressions of the 4th episode of the Mandalorian Gallery; what "we" would do with one hour in "The Volume", and how Elon Musk changed the coolness factor of the spacesuit. So gr...
Jun 11, 2020•1 hr•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, "Is Mario Pebbles still alive?" Why doesn't Boba Fett take his helmet off? All his friends are doing it, I guess he doesn't want to be popular. In the Main Event, what's going on in the entertainment industry during Covid-19? The Librarian floats an idea for "Social Distancing" on set. We discuss the three faces of the Mandalorian, is he Voltron? Will CGI become the new 'norm'? The future of movie release dates during a pandemic. Here are some links to things we discuss: Dart...
Jun 04, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast On today's episode, we discuss Howard the Duck, and whether to just watch the entire Lea Thompson film collection. The truth of the Hive Mind. What?? The Mandalorian is going to explain the return of Palpatine? Say it ain't so Favreau..and how does Moff Gideon fit into the picture? A familiar face will be filling two familiar roles. And, in the Main Event, we discuss episode 2 of Disney Gallery and break down the Joseph Campbell's "Hero's Journey", how Han is ALWAYS shooting first, some common t...
May 28, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to Season 3 of Intercepted Imperial Transmissions! To paraphrase Elle Wood, “We made it!” In today’s episode, The Charismatic Trio try to decipher Elon Musk’s newest child's name….XÆ A-12. We’re all in lockdown mode still, how is life treating us two months in? Somehow Alan Alda & Burt Reynolds put in an appearance. Taika Waititi will be directing the new, stand alone Star Wars film. So far The Mouse is only batting .500 when it comes to stand alone SW films. Growing up Librarian! Things...
May 21, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome back! It's May the 4th, and we're so glad you could join us again. Social Distancing means that the Charismatic Trio are split between two States, so we're Zooming it! Although there is no video, rest assured that the three of us were all present and accounted for. During this difficult time, we hope to bring a little joy into your day. So sit back, make sure you washed your hands and adjusted your facemask, and relax to the soothing tones of the Intercepted Imperial Transmissions crew....
May 04, 2020•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to the Season Finale of Intercepted Imperial Transmissions, we're so glad you could join us! In today's episode, we discuss Covid-19; and James Bond gets put on the back burner. Did a virus do what Spectre and S.M.E.R.S.H could not? Does Solo take two? Clone...Clones...Clones, or "The Trouble with Palpatine". The Admiral Offers a reason why he believes that Yapple is being examined by a cloning facility. Detachable Penis (Music Video). Be warned! Roomba: First Blood Trailer...
Mar 12, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, Scum & Villainy....not the Heavy Metal Band from Naboo. With the cost of Coaxium so high, how does ANYONE afford to fly anywhere? Putting your money through the proverbial washer, or I am the Tax Man, Goo goo g'joob. Pharmaceutical good times in the Star Wars Universe, and the tax code for criminals. Law School for felons and we veer off the rail with Customs questions. So, grab a drink, make sure your Declaration is legible, and enjoy the show as we close in on the Season Fi...
Mar 06, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, a quick sojourn into the world of politics. Luxury Swiss timepieces and measuring time in Star Wars. Amber Heard, great actress, or GREATEST actress? The White House responds to a question regarding realistically building a Death Star; and the difference between the Amerikan and Soviet "Space Force"...hint, they had one first. A few "Do you know who "I" am stories, and a dog needs to relieve itself. And some links to the watches and book that we discuss, they're worth taking ...
Feb 28, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, we learn the 'word of the day', and we learn the identity of the elusive 'Omega Man'. Are 'voice' actors... ' actors' ? And who should play Ahsoka Tano if she appears in The Mandolorian Season 2? Sonic the Hedgehog runs out of steam, and the Birds of Prey get taken down by the raptor called box office sales. If you're looking for up to the minute geek news, take a swim with the Clownfish . The new James Bond theme to A Good Time to Die , and never judge a Bond by its Broccoli...
Feb 21, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast We introduce a new sponsor, Blastech. For all your rebel scum needs. In today's episode, we start with a short anecdote, and then move into the "new" Vader #1 from Marvel, not to be confused with the other Vader #1's that are floating around. We speculate on who can/should become the next Audrey Hepburn. It only took a month, but a new cinematic bomb was released WORSE than Cats. *Meow...spay me!* Should we define the "Blockbuster"? Adam Sandler, comedian or serious actor. The redesigning of a b...
Feb 14, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast So, first, off we're discussing art, both the pop-up and concept art kind, so we go a little longer than usual! We WILL be implementing a strict time limit in Season 3! In today's episode, we introduce a new sponsor! We delve into ancient technologies when we talk VHS/VCRs and old videos from the '80s. We have a quick and not too boring discussion on tariffs (Yay!). In the main event, The Adjudicator shows off the latest in Pop-Up technologies and the Sith Librarian dazzles you with the "Episode...
Feb 07, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast First a word from our sponsor... In today's episode, we discuss the secret word...Shhhh. What would have happened if Bruce Wayne had decided to get a "real job" after his parents were murdered? Howard the Duck L'Orange is sent back to the kitchen without the possibility of a doggy bag. Some possible Disney shakeup in the future, and Apple food for thought. A bit more racism in Star Wars and Scott Ackbar tries to show the same level of racism in the OT. And in the Main Event, we dissect the new S...
Feb 01, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, the trio starts off by reminiscing about days of yore. The Return of Jar Jar? The not so subtle racism in Star Wars. Why, oh why does Admiral Scott think Jar Jar is a scientist? We discuss some potential (and unconfirmed as of yet) deaths in The Rise of Skywalker. Rey, the reason LifeLock was created. The Librarian calls BS! And, in the Main Event, we talk McGuffin's, lazy storytelling, or just the way movies roll. And we look at the famous movie McGuffins....
Jan 24, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, are we jumping dimensions, 'cause the Adjudicator is talking 007 on 007 action! Weird. Has Hawkeye been bumped from the 2020 Marvel redeye? Why, oh why does Burt Ward talk about the junk in his Bat Trunk? Last time we discussed "Victim blaming the dead", apparently people...Burt...like to "Junk shame the dead". Why you need to read EVERYTHING new in the Star Wars Universe to understand what's going on. The Adjudicator gives us all a lesson in Star Wars Geneology. Are we getti...
Jan 17, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, we continue our discussions and dissection of The Rise of Palpa....I mean Skywalker. **Here there be Heavy Spoilers, Matey!" What, a Mandolorian/Skywalker merge in the road? "In her satin tights, fighting for our rights, and the old red, white, and blue." It's the Wonder Woman 1984 trailer! Does the Adjudicator start a rumor? Why doesn't anyone like my RoS Visual Dictionary? It's CANON baby! What's up with victim-blaming the dead? Just accept it, JJ, you messed up. So sidle u...
Jan 11, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Everything, including New Year! We're back with a vengeance! In this episode, we discuss The Mandolorian Season Finale, aka "What, where, how?" The Charismatic Trio presents our long-awaited review of The Rise of Skywalker...HEAVY on the spoilers! The Sith Librarian presents his charges against JJ Abrams, and we start to unpack the thirteen room mansion of the Star Wars Saga into the one-bedroom mobile home. Will the Adjudicator and Admiral change the Librarian's mind? Stay Tuned, this may...
Jan 03, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, Yapple voice by Sam Kinison or Paulie Shore? What were we thinking? The Adjudicator watches Star Wars: Rebels and the Mouse gains a new fan. How Yoda should have taken out Palpatine when they battled in Revenge of the Sith. The Charismatic Trio continues to sing the praises of Jon Favreau's "Mandolarian". What?? Why are we talking about Dr. McDreamy? And, in the Main Event...The "Trilogy Meter" and how we think they stack up....
Dec 13, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast In today’s episode, we discuss the 6º of separation between The Charismatic Trio and Lt. Col. Vinderman. What is the military Uniform Code, and why does it matter? The rules you MUST learn if you’re going to walk in NYC, especially during the holidays, The Bushido Code, and the Mandolarian. We go off on a tangent and discuss Grand Theft Auto tactics. What ARE ‘whistling birds’, and why did the Mandolarian waste them? And in the Main Event, we discuss the differences between the Guild Code and th...
Dec 06, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast Hello Loyal Listeners, and Happy Thanksgiving! The boys wanted to take the day off to be with their families, but I run the roost with an iron fist. In today's episode, a warning that we whisper! The Disney+ app crashes on the first day, what can we say but we told ya so, Mouse. Is George Lucas the $300 Million Dollar Reshoot Man? David, Paul, or Kevin Feige? You decide because we're confused. The results of the three test screenings are in, and the results are far from promising. The Adjudicato...
Nov 29, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, we discuss the possibility of the Netflix Marvel characters getting moved, rightfully, into the MCU. Should actual martial artists play TV martial artists? We discuss our opinions and the history of Marvel martial artists. And, in the main event, Jon Favreau's entrance into a "Galaxy far, far away, with The Mandolarian! Nick Nolte as an Ugnaught? IG-11, as the "Turret"ator? Who Is "Yapple"? So sit back, grab a Carbon Freeze at Enceri cantina, and enjoy yourself....
Nov 22, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep 26•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, we discuss the joy that is full-service only gas stations in New Jersey. Why would anyone want deli meat put DIRECTLY on the scale? Because the wax paper throws off the "true" weight. The Charismatic Trio discuss "Movember" and grooming. Is Disney padding The Rise of Skywalker ticket sales? We veer off into "Adventures in Accounting". And we touch briefly on why some people don't want their children growing up to be Stormtroopers. So, grab a frosty mug of A&W rootbeer, add a ...
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 18 min•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, Adam Driver 3 time "Oscar" nominee, or "Oskar" nominee? What happens when Jeremy Renner gets pulled into the "Me too". Fashion in the Star Wars Universe: Jakku Rags vs. Dapper Lando. And, in the main event, we watch, discuss, and breakdown the new Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer. Poe/Chewie=Bandolier Buddies? Does 3PO need Visine for dry eyes? Grab a mixed drink and enjoy our latest ramblings.
Nov 08, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Samhain! In today's episode, we sort of play it fast and loose. The Charismatic Trio goes to the Rhinebeck Sheep and Wool Festival and walks around chatting, while our wives and the rest of the Knitterati shop for all things yarn and wooley. We used our old recording equipment, so it does jump around a little bit, but we think that adds to the ambiance. So sit back, grab a pair of knitting needles and a couple of balls of yarn and knit 1, purl 1....
Oct 31, 2019•43 min•Ep 23•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, how DOES Darth Vader go to the restroom? Wedge Antilles returns to Star Wars, but will he be the same man he was at the end of ROTJ? Gamer issues, we've got em? Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker | The Final Trailer What? Can we hear the pitter-pat of Rebels characters showing up on the big screen? Freddie Prinze Jr. goes loco, and shows that his best days are far behind (at least he's married to a talented actress). Freddie shows us the wrong way to use an analogy. And in the ...
Oct 24, 2019•1 hr 13 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, the Adjudicator returns from Deutschland and regales us with stories of Oktoberfest. Will the Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer be dropping before the film is released in December? We discuss our opinions about why trailers are dropped at such odd times, and what a trailer should be. Star Wars, 1977 Trailer Dame Maggie Smith versus Dame Helen Mirren, and what would erotic stock certificates look like???? The Adjudicator and Scott Ackbar get a kick out of the Librarian ...
Oct 17, 2019•1 hr•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast In today's episode, the Librarian et al. discuss the joys of collecting and what it takes to search for the Holy Grail of collectibles. The Charismatic Trio will, hopefully, be at the Westchester Sheep and Wool Festival, in Rhinebeck, NY. If you happen to see us and want to say hello, come on over. Schnappen Sie sich einen Stein Ihres Lieblings-Weißbiers, eine heiße Brezel mit Senf, und genießen Sie die Show. **Grab a stein of your favorite weissbier, a hot pretzel with mustard, and enjoy the sh...
Oct 04, 2019•59 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast On today's episode, we discuss reshoots and the effects of reshoots on the quality of the final film. Row, row, row your boat gently down the streaming service. We're Tom Cruising it! Has George Lucas lost the Pulse of Star Wars? What do you get when no one tells you no? The answer, unchecked hubris. So grab a pint, a fish & chips, or maybe some bangers and mash....our favorite Adjudicator is across the pond in Merry Olde England.
Sep 26, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast Some people call me the Dark Knight yeah Some call me the Terror of the Night Some people call me Bruce 'Cause I speak of the pompitous of love People talk about me baby Say I'm doin' Joker wrong, doin' Harvey wrong Well don't you worry baby, don't worry 'Cause I'm right here at home 'Cause I'm a Playboy I'm a Gansta I'm a lover And I'm a sinner Playin' with my goofy ward in the sun I know a Joker I know a Freezer I know a Penguin, he’s a smoothy Gets his lovin' on the run Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!...
Sep 19, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast 
