EPISODE #113-- On today's episode Cruz and James wade into the classical-meets-trash adaptation of William Shakespeare's Titus. Directed by Julie Taymor it. . . Goes places. I don't know. Give it a listen yourself. We also briefly talk about Akira Kurosawa's Sanjuro and Mel Gibson's Hacksaw Ridge. Theme song is "Eine Kleine Sheissemusik" by Drew Alexander. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gi...
Mar 27, 2017•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #112-- Cruz and James are joined by Alex Smith, Ratking, to discuss Marvel's latest humdinger. Check it out, why don't you? Theme song is "Eine Kleine Sheissemusik" by Drew Alexander. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Donate to the cause at Patreon.com/Quality. Review us on iTunes. Tell a friend. Warn an enemy.
Mar 20, 2017•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #111-- Today we mourn the death of Bill Paxton, while at the same time, we celebrate his life. Instead of doing one of his more obvious movies (that we've also probably done before), we decided to watch one of the movies that Paxton actually directed. It also stars Powers Booth and Matthew MacConaughey, so you know we all about that movie. We also talk about John Wick Chapter 2 and From Here to Eternity. And probably some other things. Theme song is "Eine Kleine Sheissemusik" by Drew Ale...
Mar 13, 2017•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #110-- Cruz and James tackle the sequel to the incredible Three Musketeers with the slightly less good, but still awesome Four Musketeers. They then get into it about. . . Well, that's about it. It's a short episode. Expect more later this week with our episode on the Bill Paxton movie "Frailty." Now there's an episode. Theme song is "Eine Kleine Sheissemusik" by Drew Alexander. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You ...
Mar 07, 2017•32 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #109-- Do you like fun? Do you like adventure? Do you like Faye Dunaway? Then, boy howdy, have we got a movie for you. Richard Lester's Three Musketeers is why movies exist. It's why rapiers exist. It is so good, my dudes. We then talk about The Spy Who Loved Me, When Marnie Was There, as well as the unmade works of Norman Jewison and the actual made works of Hayao Miyazaki. Theme song is "Eine Kleine Sheissemusik" by Drew Alexander. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits....
Mar 03, 2017•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #108-- We didn't come here to muck about. We came here for one reason and one reason only: Because Moonstruck is the best movie ever. YOU HEAR THAT. PROVE ME WRONG, AMERICA! Cruz and James are joined by favorite guest, Alexis Smith. We also talk about The Accidental Tourist, the legacy of The Shaggs, Frasier, and Netflix's new show: The Santa Clarita Diet. It's good times. Theme song is "Eine Kleine Sheissemusik" by Drew Alexander. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. Y...
Feb 20, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #107-- Overcoming technical maladies and LA traffic, Cruz and James convene to talk about the only thing that matters: John h*king Wick. This movie, yo. This. Movie. We get into it. We also get into FX's Legion, Author: The JT Leroy Story, Founder, Preacher, and Norma Rae. And probably other things. We talk about a lot of movies. It's a long one, folks. Get it. Everything is a mess. Theme song is "Eine Kleine Sheissemusik" by Drew Alexander. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kisli...
Feb 14, 2017•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #106-- Cruz and James dive back into the ouevre of Brian DiPalma with the spy thriller Mission: Impossible It's a real good one. All of it. So good. Then we talk about Under the Shadow, Chuck Norris Versus Communism, Chimes at Midnight, and Terminator 2. Sorry about the sound. Everything is a mess. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Donate to the cause at Pat...
Feb 06, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #105-- Cruz and James get back into real quality films with the Vincent Price lead murder mystery "Theater of Blood," which is also titled "Much Ado About Murder." It's as classy as it is trashy. But in a good way. The boys then talk about Princess Kayuga, Chimes at Midnight, Into the Inferno, Valhalla Rising, and, of course, Suicide Squad. Because why not? Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' rambli...
Jan 30, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast #104-- With Cruz recuperating from the acting bug, James will take his place and his own place to make a super compact solo episode! That's right! Feel free to skip this one! James goes over his top ten films of 2016 with you, the listener (that's you!). Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Donate to the cause at Patreon.com/Quality. Review us on iTunes. Tell a friend....
Jan 28, 2017•24 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #103-- Cruz and Jame (finally) get around to watching Gareth Edwards' debut film. It's. . . Okay? Alright? Fine? It's fine. It's whatever. More importantly Cruz and James talk about The Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016), TV's Supergirl, and 12 O'Clock High (1949). James also has to insert an appology into the episode because he's a loud mouthed dumb-dumb. Sorry, everyone. He's trying. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit....
Jan 23, 2017•2 hr 31 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #102-- Washing away the stink of last episode, Cruz and James launch into Richard Donner's 1978 classic Superman (The Movie). After that they get into Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. It's a long one, folks. Buckle up. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Donate to the cause at Patreon.com/Quality. Review us on iTunes. Tell a friend. Warn an enemy.
Jan 12, 2017•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #101-- Instead of watching the Golden Globes or involving ourselves with awards' season at all, we decided to watch Die Hard, a film so burnt into the American sub-conscious, that one would almost hesitate at the redundancy of involving ourselves with such a movie. Well, not us. Today Cruz and James launch into the classic John McTiernan action class staring Bruce Willis. It's also maybe our most unlistenable episode. Which is why I'm burying it behind a good episode! Hey! Look at that! ...
Jan 09, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 100-- We made it, you guys! We have (technically) finally arrived at our centenntial. To celebrate, Cruz and James are joined by World's a Mess' own Alex Smith. We watched Wes Anderson's Rushmore. It's one of our personal favorites and we figured it was time we take a good, hard look at it. I don't know. Also, it's got Christmas stuff in it. Which is nice. Also, try to pin-point when James runs out of beer. Bet you can't! Then we talk about a bunch of other movies. Probably. Follow us on...
Dec 27, 2016•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 99-- We're almost there, folks. Almost. There. Cruz and James (and the wee baby Henry) indulge in the most tangentially connected to Christmas film that they could think of-- Tomas Alfredson's 2011 thriller Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. It's so good, yo. Then Cruz and James talk about other things. Not sure what. Probably not Star Wars, though. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedter...
Dec 23, 2016•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 98-- The boys are joined once again by the effulgent Lauren Bruniges. Today they discuss a Christmas classic: Gremlins. Directed by Joe Dante, Gremlins amounts to what would happen if Quentin Tarantino directed a Christmas film and he wasn't allowed to use the n-word. Anyways, we discuss that, Moonlight, The Search for General Tsao, and a few other movies and TV shows (including Search Party). Watch movies. They're cool. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can foll...
Dec 12, 2016•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE #97-- We exit the long dark night of our series on Shane Black. What hve we learned? I think we learned not to do an entire month of depressing, cynical Christmas movies. I think we learned we should have just watched The Nice Guys and called it a month. Ugh. Anyways, here we are. Happy Christmas. Enjoy Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, staring Robert Downy Jr, Val Kilmer, and Michelle Monaghan. Next up we're doing ACTUAL Christmas movies. I swear to god. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kisl...
Dec 05, 2016•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 96-- We're nearing the end! We do our fourth (of five) Shane Black movies. Today: The buddy cop masterpiece Lethal Weapon by Richard Donner. It's a real humdinger of a movie. After that, we talk about Venture Brothers, The Crown, Tarzan, X-Men Apocalypse, and, most importantly Arrival. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Donate to us at Patreon.com/Quality. Re...
Nov 21, 2016•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 95-- Cruz and James continue their mini-series bout Shane Black with his (partially) penned action-comedy-madnessfest, Last Action Hero. This is a real crazy one. Also, we have our audio back. That's some good news. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Donate to us at Patreon.com/Quality. Review us on iTunes. Tell a friend. Warn an enemy.
Nov 14, 2016•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 94-- Well, I'm sorry, but we have another BS episode. I mean, it's a good one. I really good one. But the sound quality is crap. CRAP. That's my fault (me, James). We talk about Shane Black's 1970's caper The Nice Guys. It's so good, you guys. We might even do a do-over. Watch it. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Check out Cruz' pilot on You Tube. It's call...
Nov 14, 2016•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 93-- We enter into another creator's series with Shane Black (previously we've done Steven Spielberg and, let me tell you, if you ever do that, stick to the classics). We quickly realize that John McTiernan's [sic] sci-fi action movie is no Terminator. Or Aliens. Or Diehard. But it's not Alien Versus Predator, at least. Anyways, Shane Black is great and we're all excited to watch a bunch of Shane Black movies. Join us, won't you? Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You...
Nov 07, 2016•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 92-- Sure, we're late, but so what? Some things are evergreen. And I don't know about you, but I don't stop being spooky just because it's not October anymore. THE SPOOKTAGON IS FOREVER. Today we handle the wonderfully insane Return of the Living Dead, a movie among movies. A psychotic classic that really needs to be experience. Then we probably talk about other movies. I don't know. It's been, like, two weeks. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James o...
Nov 07, 2016•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 91-- BOO! Gotcha! Ha. Never gets old-- Especially not during our VERNAL EQUINOX-RELATED HORROR EXTRAVAGANZA. Today Cruz, James, and special guest Alex Smith watch the Arnold Schwarzenegger/zombie picture Maggie. And. . .It is not good. It is a bad movie. We also talk about Westworld and Die Another Day. Those are much better and one of them is kind of really bad. I don't know. It's been a hard Spooktember for all of us. Unfortunately, I think I paid to rent Maggie, too. Ugh. Follow us on...
Oct 25, 2016•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 90-- We step back into the world of the SPOOKTEMBERTACULON for a second time with David Cronenberg's classic remake-- THE FLY. It's a good movie and we mostly spend our time talking about how gross the whole movie looks. Also, that Gina Davis, though.Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblings at Gildedterror.blogspot.com. Check out Cruz' pilot on You Tube. It's called "They Live Together." E-mail...
Oct 18, 2016•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 89-- We enter into the first episode of our yearly SPOOKTEMBERTACTIGON, in which Cruz and James dwell upon the reason for the season: Bad monster movies. Today they are joined Lauren Bruniges and they talk about Clive Barker's utterly baffling Nightbreed. Ick. This movie. . . Then they talk about other things. But mostly Nightbreed. It's not a good movie! But it is on Netflix! Think about it! Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislin...
Oct 10, 2016•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 88-- We aren't screwing around this month. . . I mean, we are, but hey. ANYWAYS, today we attack the cult classic/regular classic The Terminator. It's. . . An incredible film. We had so much fun talking about it, we might do a second podcast with a guest just so we can talk about The Terminator more. . . Man, remember when James Cameron made movies? Then James talks about how bad Hell or High Water and Chappie are. Don't watch those movies. Do watch The Terminator. Follow us on Twitter @...
Sep 23, 2016•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 87-- HAve we really not released an episode since August? Jeese. Sorry, everybody. We're in the midst of getting our act together here. Really. We're trying. Things are nuts. Anyways, today we take on the science fiction "classic" "Silent Running." It's about an astronaut farmer and his murderous journey through time and space. Then we talk about a bunch of bad movies beyond that. Probably. I don't know. I'm tired. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow Jam...
Sep 23, 2016•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 86-- The crew handles their first documentary in the form of "Death of Superman Lives," which concerns itself with one of the many Superman-related cinematic disasters. Unlike most of the other Superman cinematic disasters, this one didn't actually come to the big screen. Tim Burton, Nic Cage, Kevin Smith. What could go wrong? Everything. Every. Thing. Then we rap about The Last Emperor, Stranger Things, and The Night Of. Probably some other stuff. I don't know listen to it.Follow us on ...
Aug 31, 2016•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast World's a Mess Episode #3-- James and Alex return with a two month old batch of news. As we figure out how hot the mics are and how to format the title of this show, we can safely say that we've figured out one thing: We have our own RSS feed and host, which means that this program will be on iTunes as a standalone show soon. Soonish. In the mean time, lay back and get ready for some white hot Florida News. #Florida #Sandbar #Blowjays
Aug 21, 2016•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast EPISODE 85-- Cruz and James get back to the basics (ie: John Carpenter) with the film "THEY LIVE." The film features show favorite Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David (David Keith?). It's exciting. They also pine about vagrants and the squatting of said vagrants. They're a little more knowledgable about this than they are of East Coast gang culture. . . But, barely. Follow us on Twitter @goldenagecruz and @kislingtwits. You can follow James on Instagram @kislingwhatsit. You can read James' ramblin...
Aug 18, 2016•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast