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It's about time we hear from Elijah (not wood) and his totes spectacular demonstration against Baal! Also some light pub quiz knowledge about measurements of wine. You're welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This weeks episode is as hot as a jalapeno pepper! We cover the sexy Song of Solomon, which apparently is about God's love for his people... but nah, seriously it's about bangin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bit of a different episode for you this week - we're looking at the Psalms and Proverbs, reading some of Tom's favorites and wondering what on earth some of them mean. It's another episode of Sojpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's time for a new king! And we've gone with Solomon, the wisest guy in the land! Except for when it comes to women. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
David is dying! About time too, but first, he's gotta abuse just one more woman. Join us on another grim adventure into the bible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Enough about David for a bit, let's have a look at some of his brood - what are they up to? Enjoy a classic tale of brotherly rivals and a pretty funny death - it's your favorite bible themed podcast, Stories of Jesus**as told by atheists Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the original girl next door story! Can David keep it in his pants? Spoiler, no he can't. To summarise, it's a woman having a bath, she's seen, then there's a metaphor about her being a sheep - ba. Bath-She-Ba. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Alice finally realises a big thing this week. We're chatting about David and how he becomes king of... umm... not where you'd think... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
That's Saul Folks! Saul is dead, and so is Jonathan, how will David cope without his best friend? All this and more on SOJPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We're back to David this week and we're chatting all about how he keeps making mini skirts! Also, why on earth are the Philistines happy to have him about? We find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Could you live inside a whale? Was it even a whale? Why does Alice hate fish so much? All these questions will be answered today, on SOJPOD! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ok, this is the gay story of the bible. This week we cover the special friendship between David and Jonathan and try to figure out what Saul did with the 200 foreskins David brought him. It's another riveting episode of Stories of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How big was Goliath really though? Why does Alice know so much about cows and cheese? Do you know what a truckle is? All this and more on todays Stories of Jesus! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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It's time for another meaty story! Samuel is just your average kid, but little does he know when he goes to live with the weird old priest Eli, he's gonna get God's ear! Weird dreams, hemorrhoids, and golden mice, all this week on Stories of Jesus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Alice tries to force a lesbian storyline where there isn't one, there is a lot of talk of barley, and Tom reveals the secret of how to get the guy you like. It's the stories of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus yet) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Eglon wasn't a long omelette, and Jael was a badass. A couple more short stories from the book of Judges before we head on to Ruth! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Okay, just a warning that the last story on this episode is literally horrible. The other two are classic bible fodder though. Seriously, I'm not joking, the last story is so grim. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why would anyone call their child Delilah? Without Tom Jones and the Plain White T's the name would've completely died out by now we think. It's the story of Samson, a relatively okay veggie guy who had a lot of hair Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Gideon heads to Midian and comes up with the most epic chant ever! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Time for the Nativity story! In a bit of a switcheroo, Alice tells Tom her version of it this week, as it's one of the few stories she knows from the bible... or so she thought... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Just a little episode this week, about the battle for the AI! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Almost time for the land of milk and honey but first - let's do some more slaughtering! Time for Joshua to take Jericho and just totally mess up all the people who live there - but don't worry, it's in God's name so it's chill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Yep - they haven't learnt their lesson yet! We here some more little stories before a big ole' battle next week - get ready for some death! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We're in the desert now, having a walk, but life hasn't turned out quite as good as they were promised, so naturally, they want to complain. God's not chill with that and death ensues. Join us for another Stories of Jesus, not yet staring Jesus. It's sunday school for sinners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
So we've made it to the 10 commandments, the 10 main rules that God gave to moses, only there was actually another 10 bonus rules which don't get taught very often. There's a reason for that, they are all awful. Tune in to hear the 10 rules sunday school won't tell you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Moses has made it back to egypt, determined to get Pharoh to let his people go! We have all kinds of fun with plagues and slaughter and all that kind of bible jazz we love so much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We start the story of Moses, the one Alice sorta kinda knows a bit of.... we think... maybe not so much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We missed a little bit of Joseph! But it's here now, so stop panicking, we also talk about Dinah and how her brothers were generally pretty good, and also about how the bible doesn't really say anything about masturbation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
J-J-J-Joseph you know what they say! (Actually I don't) Alice learns the story of Joseph and his long sleeved coat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
