Hold on to your butts! We're spending the weekend with Doctors Sattler (Laura Dern), Grant (Sam Neill), and Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum). We'll be walking the dinosaurs in nature through Jurassic Park. Try not to get eaten on this episode of Doom Generation. Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod Support us @ patreon.com/doomgeneration for merch and bonus audio content
Jun 11, 2022•58 min•Ep 53•Transcript available on Metacast We're getting out of the city for a few days with our friends Larry (Andrew McCarthy) and Richard (Jonathan Silverman) to join the boss Bernie's (Terry Kiser) floating beach party! Join us for a wacky posthumous romp on the beach for Weekend at Bernie's. Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod and Twitter @doomgenpod Join our Patreon at patreon.com/doomgeneration for rad merch and bonus audio clips Check out masfuntv.com to thank them for sponsoring this ad-free episode!...
Jun 04, 2022•56 min•Ep 52•Transcript available on Metacast People trusted us and they died, we gotta go down. To the beach! With the help of hot surfer chick Tyler (Lori Petty) FBI agents Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) and Angelo Pappas (Gary Busey) are hot on the trail of the Ex-Presidents bank robber gang (James LeGros, Bojesse Christopher, John Philbin) and their looney mooney leader Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) as they get radical along the coastline. Be here for the 50 year storm with Point Break. Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod Join our Patr...
May 28, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 51•Transcript available on Metacast Saturday, 8:00am, Shermer High School, Shermer Illinois: A brain (Anthony Michael Hall), an athlete (Emilio Estevez), a basket case (Ally Sheedy), a princess (Molly Ringwald), and a criminal (Judd Nelson) meet up in the library to do their time for whatever the fuck it is Dick Vernon (Paul Gleason) thinks they did wrong. Doom Generation is serving detention for our 50th episode. Don't you forget about us! Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod and on Twitter @doomgenpod for free bonus content...
May 21, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep 50•Transcript available on Metacast To celebrate the new series, we got girl drink drunk and talked about our favorites from the original run. We dig into some voodoo ham, head out to Buddy's gay bar, find our lost pen, get sexually harassed by Cabbage Head, and lay an egg-gasm with Chicken Lady. Listen NOW, or we will be forced to CRUSH YOUR HEADS! Find FREE bonus content on Instagram @doomgenerationpod Get PAID bonus content at https://www.patreon.com/doomgeneration
May 14, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep 49•Transcript available on Metacast Slide into the 70's with us. A time when humpin' meant sweatin' and cults were easy to start. It's a boy, Mrs. Walker! Mrs. Walker (Ann Margaret) raises a deaf, dumb, and blind kid (Roger Daltrey) with the help of stepfather of the year Frank (Oliver Reed) to become a pinball messiah. Tommy is a bizarre rock opera featuring the musical talents of The Who, Tina Turner, Elton John, Eric Clapton, and more. Find out why this one is for the mamas. Happy Mother's Day. Love, Doom Gen. Follow us o...
May 07, 2022•57 min•Ep 48•Transcript available on Metacast Christian Bale walks into a bar, the bartender says...nothing. In our horniest episode yet we're taking the whole shebang. Follow Brian Slade (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), his wife Mandy (Toni Colette), and his lover protégé Curt Wild (Ewan McGregor) as they serve luxury, mystery, and intrigue to the masses. Maybe you could be our new main man. Let your cigarette trace a ladder. Doom Generation is looking at you kid, celebrate. Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod and Twitter @doomgenpod for FREE...
Apr 30, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep 47•Transcript available on Metacast We fail to heed Dr. P. Theodore Warning, Esquire and head back to Australia this week. Hexxus (Tim Curry) is loose, thanks to human destruction aided by young Zak Young (Jonathan Ward). Crysta (Samantha Mathis) and Pips (Christian Slater) have to stop them with the help of the Beetle Boys (Cheech and Chong) and Batty Koda (Robin Williams). Feel your fairy fantasies, celebrate Earth Day with Doom Generation! Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod for FREE bonus content Join our Patreon @...
Apr 23, 2022•47 min•Ep 46•Transcript available on Metacast Are you high?! We are! It's almost time for the East-uh Bunny so let's get Shelby (Julia Roberts) to drink her JUICE!. M'Lynn (Sally Field), Truvy (Dolly Parton), Clairee (Olympia Dukakis), 'ol Ouiser (Shirley MacLaine), and the Doom Generation gals laugh through tears (their favorite emotion). If you listen, we promise we won't talk about you like you're not here. Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod for FREE bonus content Join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/doomgeneration fo...
Apr 16, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 45•Transcript available on Metacast This week we go back to school, back to school, to prove to y'all that we're no fools. The head of Madison Enterprises (Darren McGavin) must decide to leave his company to his loser son Billy (Adam Sandler) or his evil junior partner with no business ethics (Bradley Whitford). Billy, with the help of his third grade teacher (Bridget Wilson-Sampras), a horny principal with a secret past (Josh Mostel), and friends (Norm MacDonald, Mark Beltzman, and Larry Hankin) goes back to complete grades 1-12,...
Apr 09, 2022•1 hr•Ep 44•Transcript available on Metacast Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? That's right, we're taking a screwy Bennie Cab to Toon Town this week! Join Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins) as he faces Judge Doom (Christopher Lloyd) with the help of Dolores (Joanna Cassidy) and Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) to find out who framed Roger Rabbit (Charles Flescher). Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod for FREE bonus content Join our Patreon @ https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration for PAID bonus content Invasi...
Apr 02, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep 43•Transcript available on Metacast Thank Drebin, our audio engineer is back! Enjoy the audio goodness as we laugh our tits off (so we can be 11 again to enjoy this one). Join Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) and Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presley) as they take on a man with a $20k rat fish (Ricardo Montalban), who is trying to take out the QUEEN! Disclaimer: We're talking OJ. Also, the ankle bracelet thing is kind of a let down. The Naked Gun: From The Files of Pollice Squad - this is our hill, and these are our beans. Follow...
Mar 26, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep 42•Transcript available on Metacast We found the magic to break the spell, the Leprechaun is out of the well, and Doom Generation is raising some hell. Happy St. Patrick's Day! We found this early episode in the bottom of the Leprechaun's (Warwick Davis) gold bucket for you. Leprechaun tries his luck against L.A. gal Tori (Jennifer Aniston) and three guys (Mark Holton, Ken Olant, and that little shit Robert Hy Gorman) in the original installment of this eight film series. We managed to bring it to you despite our audio engineer be...
Mar 17, 2022•51 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast We managed to tame the savage heart and survive the burning blade in order to bring you this episode on time. We find out what Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) always says in this action-packed John Carpenter cult classic. Put on your utility Muk Luks (don't forget the boot knife) and your six demon bag because black magic is real. Lo Pan (James Hong) uses his spirit medium powders palette to transform Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall) and Miao Yin (Suzee Pai) into his green-eyed dream brides. Wang Chi (Denni...
Mar 12, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast What do you do when you accidentally (?) murder your bestie on her birthday? You act like everything is PEACHY FUCKING KEEN. Courtney (Rose McGowan) is the leader of this brat pack. Julie (Rebecca Gayheart), Foxy (Julie Benz), and Fern Mayo (Judy Greer) discover how cruel the politics of high school can be. Det. Vera Cruz (Pam Grier, no relation) does NOT PLAY in this dark comedy that picks up the Heathers torch. If kidnapping your girlfriends, framing Marilyn Manson for murder, teenage psychoti...
Mar 05, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast We are so lucky to have landed in the Valley, the baddest place on Earth! When Valerie's (Geena Davis) tanning is disturbed by a spaceship full of furry aliens (Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans) in her pool, the only solution is to call Woody the pool guy (Michael McKean) and her best friend Candy (Julie Brown) for help. Hijinx and musical numbers abound as we discover that split ends are universal, what a great makeover can do for you, and that a Dr. Love personalized license plate i...
Feb 26, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast Wow, did we really do this? Yeah, we did. We taint this beloved American Greetings childhood classic with our brand of Doom. Come with us while we spirit a couple of unattended orphans to Care-A-Lot. We experience casual teleportation, surly little orphans, magical books, and one Canadian child who cannot care. Journey down a forgotten river, to forgotten lands, to meet some forgotten cousins who must all unite to defeat an eyebrow monster and its bald, book headed master. We lose count of how m...
Feb 19, 2022•50 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast This week we travel from Romania to London and back again as we follow Count Dracula (Gary Oldman) as he tries to reunite with his true love, Elisabeta/Mina (Winona Ryder). Keanu Reeves plays dry as a biscuit fiancé, Johnathan Harker (so you know we had to go extra hard on the accents this time). Nicole channels her inner Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins). We discuss whether Lucy (Sadie Frost) had a left tiddy clause in her contract. Will we eat a baby? Find out! Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerati...
Feb 12, 2022•2 hr 31 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast Boring, BISH! That's right, we're adding two B's to the squares mantra. This week we jump into another John Waters classic, Cry-Baby! A juvenile delinquent (Johnny Depp), dodges the biggest panties in existence while Allison (Amy Locane) tries to dodge those charges. We join the Cry-Baby girls (Ricki Lake, Traci Lords, and Kim "Hatchetface" McGuire) to shed a lonely teardrop and mack down at the Redneck Riviera. Come to Turkey Point man, if you dare! Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod Twi...
Feb 05, 2022•55 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast Aww, shit! We're heading down to the Goondocks this week. Join us for some unsupervised latch-key mayhem. Learn important life lessons such as kids suck, moms love dicks, don't let people who smell like phys. ed. feed you chocolate, and (most importantly) make sure One Eyed Willie gets his cut. Don't be a stiff, find out if we're good enough to be Goonies. The real rich stuff is the friends we make along the way. Follow us in Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doomgenerationpod/?hl=en Listen t...
Jan 29, 2022•1 hr•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast Quick! Before they electro-shock our adolescent brains! We take an anti-aging tornado to Oz with Dorothy and her pet chicken, Billina. Flashback to your childhood nightmares of the Wheelers and Princess Mombi and her hall of heads. The Nome King shows off his ruby slippers and the gang ventures inside his stone arsehole to discover which ornaments are their friends. Wonder along with us about why Dorothy would ever return to the dust bowl that is Kansas instead of being the princess of Oz. All t...
Jan 22, 2022•54 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast This week we revisit our favorite babysitter, Nickelodeon! From Pinwheel to Pete and Pete, get ready for some green slime bukkake all up in your ear holes. Visit this YouTube playlist we compiled https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbSv-YQCRYhQJcTDRHFr-gmzbQT6VxPc
Jan 15, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast Calm your tits, it's only a Bras Off bonus up! It's back to school season! We remember Jansports, lunch boxes, passing notes, being teacher's pet, and so much more. One of us liked school, one did not. One of us was bullied, one was a bully. If you went to school in the 80's and 90's, this episode is sure to bring back some memories (fond and not). KIT and leave us a message about your school memories! Link in description.
Jan 11, 2022•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast We pay tribute to our favorite holiday, Halloween! We remember our favorite costumes, candy, TV specials, movies, and commercials from our childhood. Enjoy our chat about (among other things) the death of River Phoenix, traumatizing toddlers, pumpkin tiddy nipples, the full size candy bar myth, McDonald's Nugget Buddies, our mutual hatred of haunted houses, the Fall book fair, the Hallmark Boo Bazaar, Disney's Halloween Treat, Garfield's Halloween Adventure (including fat shaming Binky the Clown...
Jan 11, 2022•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast You've let your Doom in through the front door, but we won't leave that way (we're more back door gals). In our tiddiest episode yet, our non-tweaker butterfly takes us into Robin Hood times for The Last Unicorn. Enjoy a Gershwin break, a Paul Lynde skeleton, forehead orifices, magical bulls, and a talking ass pirate cat. We fondly remember the Summer of Scrumptch and Nicole calls the last unicorn a bitch, and we give you the three tiddy jinx on this episode of Doom Generation.
Jan 08, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast Happy New Year! Put on your pleather and join us for industrial night as we enter The Matrix. Who needs a sequel when we have the original? A car so cool, Nicole actually bothers to look it up. Cowboy Curtis and his trickery. Why so many ports?! Keep your hands off our belly buttons! Dejá vù still makes us think there is a glitch in the Matrix. AI becoming more human than human. Joey Pants was right, blue pill all the way. A red pill never helped with a New Year hangover, but Doom Generation can...
Jan 01, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast It's a holly jolly episode of Doom Generation. Christmas is here (If you survived the night)! Jerry Goldsmith is redeemed, we put some respect on Michael Winslow's name, DG goes ACAB, Montgomery Ward memories, mass hysteria, the reason Nicole's husband's parents made him leave the room, mass hysteria, the cuteness that outweighs the trauma, and MORE on this episode! HO HO HO!
Dec 25, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast An ad-free extra holiday episode as a gift for you! We go back in time and remember our favorite commercials, specials, treats, and movies (and a few that didn't hold up so well). Visit our YouTube playlist to refresh your memory along with us! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbSv-YQCRYgJ7ALQhyT542d__Kc3m-oH
Dec 20, 2021•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Commish is BAACK! We go Walken in a Winter Wonderland with a plethora of FREE Christopher Walken impressions by Tessa! We ponder whether a bird in the mouth is worth two shits in the throat. Alfred continues to get NO breaks! Let's jump into the skinny dick-mobile, crack that whip, and throw a baby in the river. All of this and more on this episode of Doom Generation, because when you a lick a man...you KNOW what he tastes like. Find links to all our socials, to buy stickers and pins, ...
Dec 18, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast Come with us to the apple isle of Tasmania as we try to figure out if Yahoo Serious is actually Rosanna Arquette and discuss his big dick energy. Discover the many regions of Australia and make the connection between beer atoms and bombs. Tip your "Prince-as-fuck" chapeau and get into Young Einstein on this episode of Doom Generation.
Dec 11, 2021•57 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast