We go alias Sloane Peterson in this pre-Scientology Tom Cruise vee-hickle. Unicorn dreams, glitter lung, and Big Daddy D listening to the rhythm of his heart. Take some elderberry wine shots, get your crispy Jheri curl on point, and get loved by the sun. Legends can be now and forever on Doom Generation.
Dec 04, 2021•55 min•Ep 26•Transcript available on Metacast Happy slaughter night! It's episode 25 and a holiday so let us help you celebrate with this incest and sex heavy episode. Sibling homicidal ideation intensifies, we shall seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (when we retire). Debbie, you nasty bish. Red flags and background checks, the Fester and Thing "connection", firm proof of incest, and Cousin Itt's long silken pubes. Wednesday goes hard on wypipo, Gomez is ageist, unforgivable pastels, and more! We are thankful for all o...
Nov 26, 2021•1 hr•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast This week we find out whether Tessa knows our social media handles. We have a new research assistant with us in the garage, welcome Liana! We relive our Anne Rice (Ms. Rice, if you're nasty) vampire romance teen fantasies on this episode. We discuss the possible alternate castings (Rutger Hauer as Lestat?). We discover that Melissa Etheridge is like Candyman. We make Dave Navarro abortion jokes and hope we don't get sued by Carmen Electra. We discuss the "pommes frites incident", Claudia gets tu...
Nov 20, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast We (along with our Brownie guide Kim) revisit this early childhood dream/nightmare from Ron Howard and George Lucas. Warwick Davis tells the world's most expressive baby to kick rocks. Burglebutt can eat a bag of dicks. We found Richie Cunnigham's long lost brother. We thirst over Val Kilmer at his peak. Nicole discovers that Madmartigan married Sorsha. Wagon chase (get into it). Raziel, you old queen. Kael is not good for your health. The Gorgeous Old Ladies of Wrestling. Bavmorda, you stupid b...
Nov 13, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep 23•Transcript available on Metacast Taking it back to when Batman was simple, straight up, no nipples. Our one and only Batman....Michael Keaton. Grissom breaths intensify as we journey into Dark City, we mean New York, we mean Gotham. We are joined by our first research assistant, Kim the Oracle! Batman works Alfred to the bone (someone call his union rep). Vicki Vale is a stage 5 clinger, Alfred is NOT your wing man, a moment of silence for Mickey Rourke's original face, Mitch Hedberg jokes, Adam West went down on Tessa, Nicole ...
Nov 06, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast It's Devil's Night and Tessa's 40th birthday and it's time to FIRE IT UP! Join us in reliving our teen goth fantasy in this beautiful tragedy of a film. The bad guy's name is "Top Dollar" (really??) and he and his half-sister (who he is sleeping with) freebase eyeballs?! I mean between that and the beauty that is Brandon Lee, what else do you really need?
Oct 30, 2021•45 min•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast For our 20th episode and to continue the Halloween theme, we get into the horror-comedy Fright Night. Full of amazing practical effects and campy horror-humor, welcome to Frrright Niiiight! Disgusting kissing noises, if you dry hump on the floor it doesn't count, jump hump Judy's, always call ahead when confronting a vampire, thirsty moms, fuck pearls and Bloody Mary's, Jerry gets his vampire nipples out, Tessa has never been drier, vampire puberty, Peter takes it up a notch, and a fruit bat, se...
Oct 23, 2021•51 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast We continue our month of Halloween fun with our first actually scary movie. Casanova Frankenstein does John Waters doing Vincent Price in this look inside rich people games. Is it flirtatious banter or homicidal intent? How did Lisa Loeb get wrapped up in this? Haunted emails, poor gun etiquette, cheekbone glitter, getting your face melon balled, tiddies & monstrosities, karma for fingering a corpse, Mango's attorneys will contact you, Debbie Mazar's best day, and we discover that being...
Oct 16, 2021•58 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast Nicole says "yeah" 37 times, our mystery "hard no", the perfection of Angelica Huston, put work into your Gomez game, Cousin Itt loves hair hoppers, pay attention to your furniture Gomez!, true crime moments, attempted sibling homicides, auction horniness, are Morticia and Gomez second cousins, we get Pinderschloshed, spilling the tea on Calpernia Addams, bumpin 2 legit 2 quit in Itt's little whip, never live next door to a judge, Green Jello references, MC Hammer ruining romantic moments, and m...
Oct 09, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast Uptight wypipo on staycation, we hate Jane, Adam Maitland can't read, stanning for Delia Deetz, goth queen baby Lydia, vermillion vs. viridian, bad bitch Barb. Szechuan snobbery, Jane's a c*nt, pussy cow, lil' Zagnut for ya, GOU-LAY, $300 sheets?!, sweaters as pants, "Don't talk to Elvis about me", fuck off Jane, gravedigging lifehacks, musical harmonies galore, a tribute to the boredom of the businessman, leisure suit nightmare, and more!
Oct 02, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast Space lasers, child geniuses, nerd Zabka, hot Val Kilmer, Rayann's mom is a cougar, auditory hallucinations, aaaaaand POPCORN! Follow us on IG @doomgenerationpod On FB @doomgenerationpod On Twitter @doomgenpod And buy a sticker to support the show here! https://doomgenerationpod.bigcartel.com/
Sep 25, 2021•50 min•Ep 17•Transcript available on Metacast Weez some juice and cruise the Mountain with us! Get lost in the beakness of Matt Wilson, enjoy some disgusting weasel noises, discover Dave is totally crUsty, buddy! And let's praise Brendan Fraser (yes, we know it's not Frasier), let's get stoney with Encino Man!
Sep 18, 2021•58 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast So let's talk about Fight Club. We've just lost cabin pressure. Confusion, delusion, explosions, and a yellow dish glove. Do not fuck with us or we gotta get those balls. We sweat our bitch tits off for y'all in this episode!
Sep 11, 2021•2 hr 35 min•Ep 14•Transcript available on Metacast This week civil blood makes civil hands unclean...or some shit. We cover our first romance flick and work super hard for y'all (as per usual). A surprise Paula Abdul reference, were R+J Gen Z? NEON! Fuck Shakespearean English, no it's not Ann Cusack, NEON, and how many times can we say banish-ED? We're gonna pop a Capulet in that ass. Get doom-ED with Romeo + Juliet.
Sep 04, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast This week we remember our introduction to our Lord and savior, John Waters (or was it Crybaby?). Hair hopping, overprotective moms, big is beautiful, casual integration, permanent punishment, and the usual chicanery on this weeks episode.
Aug 28, 2021•52 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast This week we party in the Valley! Fender benders, fashion, rhinoplasty, rollin' with the homies, teenage lust, crunchy granola college girls, matchmaking, step-sibling make out sessions, and more FASHION!
Aug 21, 2021•1 hr•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast For our 10th episode we journey back to another of our earliest memories, Labyrinth. We get into David Bowie's loose cock (we wish), the magic of puppets, the trauma of the Fireys, falling in love with Ludo, and the bubbling sphincters of the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Aug 14, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast Let us dazzle you with our top-notch sound effects as we discuss Judgment Day, badass women, and furries (for some reason). Terminator 2, we'll be back!
Aug 07, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast This week we've got sax sex, punky mullets, Rob Lowe's bare midriff, questionable takeout, Feldman defense, widow strange, stinky bat feet, Weist infections, LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER, Jami Grrrtzzz, and MORE!
Jul 31, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast This week we travel back to our earliest memories of doom. We discover that Major Dad is a terrible father, Atreyu was used and abused, and Gmork was the worst (yet scariest) puppet ever. And "Moonchild", really?!
Jul 24, 2021•56 min•Ep 7•Transcript available on Metacast Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet! It's a Scream, baby! This week we chat about the 90's teen horror classic Scream. What could encapsulate this generation better than unsupervised teens, a lack of caller ID, short-sleeved turtleneck midriff tops, and MURDER?!
Jul 17, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast This week we delve into our lifelong memories of MTV. From music videos and news to original comedy and reality programming, MTV is a huge part of what doomed us to be who we are today. Check out the playlist we assembled here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_9ynL2zyEQ75Z8j0_Czizg/playlists to refresh your memory about some of the subject matter herein!
Jul 10, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast This week we strap on our rollerblades, latex, and 25lb laptops and head down to Cyberdelia to hack the planet! Bisexual teen fantasies, electronic music, the tech of the 90's, and our first Doomer Rumor!
Jul 03, 2021•52 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast On this episode we discuss our beloved childhood classic, Wayne's World. The ultimate quotable quotes, thirsting after Michael DeLuise, and misremembering Cassandra's band name. As per usual, lots of laughs and lots of mistakes. Party time, excellent!
Jun 26, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Join us down under tonight as we discuss Tank Girl 1995. Just think of it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?
Jun 19, 2021•58 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast For our first episode we delve into the movie that doomed us to be best friends. Chaos ensues...it will be very.
Jun 13, 2021•2 hr 38 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast Jun 12, 2021•30 sec•Transcript available on Metacast