Ho! Ho! Holy shit! It’s the Tuesday after Christmas and your inebriated friends in the TNCC have a very special present for you. Forget family, forget taking stock of your blessings, forget EVERYTHING that you thought would bring you happiness this holiday season. If you were genuinely happy, you wouldn’t be here now, with us, and we both know it. Having said that, prepare yourself for one hell of a good time. I’m not going to guarantee that you’ll piss yourself over the next 3 hours but it’s hi...
Dec 31, 2024•3 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Let’s imagine a scenario together, shall we? What would happen if an atypically handsome podcast host selected two movies for the show’s nightly film discussion that divided the podcast crew to such extremes that it changed the course, the future, of the podcast forever? Wouldn’t that be fucking crazy? Yeah, yeah it would. Links to the audio and video versions of this monumental episode are located at the bottom of this page. Enjoy. THE CIGAR – FLATHEAD RESONATOR by CAO Size: 8 x 60 Wrapper: Con...
Oct 08, 2024•3 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Who doesn’t like ninjas? I mean other than the dudes who are killed by ninjas, as they most likely hate(d) ninjas. Well, we here in The Corner Of No Hope love us some ninjas! And tonight that love, that passion for the hooded warriors, will be put to the ultimate test… the stakes have never been higher and you’re just going to have to click the links below to see how it all ends! THE CIGAR – POWSTANIE CONNECTICUT CORONA GORDA “JUSTICE” by POWSTANIE CIGARS Size: 5.5 x 46 Wrapper: Ecuadorian Conne...
Jul 30, 2024•3 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome everybody to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club episode 166! It’s our first ever Mother’s Day Love-Your-Mama-With-Everything-You’ve-Got Spectacular Bonunzo! Sorry, that should have been, Bonanza! No no… sadly we got drunk as usual and completely missed Mother’s Day so this will just be a random very weird episode of the podcast, the one podcast that always leaves you with something to latch on to, errr, something to think about! I’ll admit it, sometimes I program a podcast just strictly to fuc...
Jun 18, 2024•Transcript available on Metacast Oh boy… tonight’s show is a fun one! Way back in 2017, we tackled the original classic Road House and not only was it an epic episode but our beloved Yak Boy almost lost his life during the taping of it. Turned out he was just passed out drunk and not dead. Thankfully. So will anybody lose consciousness and topple off their seat tonight? You’ll have to click the links at the bottom of this page to find out. LET’S PARTY!!!!! THE CIGAR – BLACKENED S84 SHADE TO BLACK by DREW ESTATE Size: 6 x 52 (to...
Apr 30, 2024•3 hr 56 min•Transcript available on Metacast So, I suppose, tonight is our big AMERICA episode. We’re smoking Red Meat Lovers cigars, we’re chugging beers, and we’re time traveling back to sweet 1986 to talk about cute beach babes in bikinis. It doesn’t get more ‘Merica than that! Or at least that’s what our great nation was at some point in fairly recent history before everything got weird and everyone decided to be angry and pissed off at each other 24/7. But we here at the TNCC believe that if we hold those core values sacred (stogies, ...
Mar 19, 2024•3 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tonight is our 9th Annual Spooktastic Drinking & Drinking Some More Boorific Drunkathon Bonanza Spectacular! Bonanzas 1 through 8 must have been pretty damn spectacular because we don’t remember any of them. Ah precious alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems… THE CIGAR – BRICK HOUSE BRICKTOBERFEST 2023 by J.C. NEWMAN CIGAR COMPANY Size: 6 x 52 (toro) Wrapper: Ecuadorian habano rosado Binder: Nicaragua Filler: Nicaragua Price: $10.00 (and while these were submitted to us for...
Nov 07, 2023•4 hr 54 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re back! You know, it’s hard to leave a lasting impression if you never actually leave. So we’ve been doing a few less shows this year but when we do show up HOT F’N DAMN are the end results something special. Starting with our year-end visit from Steve Saka these latest episodes are all right up there with our most entertaining ever and we’re grateful that you keep watching, listening, and partying along with us. Let’s do it!!! CIGAR #1 – LA GLORIA CUBANA SERIE R NO. 8 MADURO by FORGED CIGAR...
Jul 25, 2023•4 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Do you loyal listeners remember, many years ago, when I was kicking around some alternate names for the show due to the sad fact that we can’t advertise or do much of any marketing promotion because of the word “cigar” being in our name? Well I was listening to a Metallica interview the other day and James was telling the story of how they wanted to name their debut album back in 1983 “Metal Up Your Ass” with album art featuring a hand emerging from a toilet bowl clutching a sharp dagger but Meg...
May 02, 2023•4 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club’s 8th Annual Puketastic Drinkathon & Drinking Some More For Some Reason Extravaganza!!! Or some shit like that. It’s special nights like this when I actually miss the 4 of us getting together in one room and clinking our pints together in revelry, in true friendship. But inevitably Tut would spill his Guinness all over the place so it would appear as if we all peed our pants and another St. Patty’s Day would end up completely ruined. Enjoy the show! THE CI...
Mar 17, 2023•3 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy New year and all that bullshit you say when you can’t think of any other way to start the episode page you’re typing up!!! No seriously, we’re glad you’re still alive and have managed somehow to find your way back to The Corner Of No Hope. I mean, let’s be honest here, if you are a longtime listener or viewer of our inebriated circus you probably have a raging alcohol or substance abuse problem and it really is cool that you’re still alive. GO YOU! THE CIGAR – CA0 BX3 by GENERAL CIGAR COMP...
Feb 21, 2023•4 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’ve had some epic conversations over the years with one of our favorite people in the cigar industry, Mr. Steve Saka of Dunbarton Tobacco & Trust. And tonight is certainly no different. As usual, no subject is off limits (anal beads, donkey dicks, Angela Lansbury, etc) and we feel that this chat will be equally entertaining and educational to both hardcore cigar nerds and casual listeners alike. But then again we’ve been wrong before… kind of like when we promised Steve that we’d only keep him...
Dec 27, 2022•5 hr 32 min•Transcript available on Metacast Trick or treat! Yes, it’s the final chapter in our 8th Annual Drunken March (aka Pathetic Stumble) To Halloween! Eight years of marching to Halloween means eight long years of seeing Tut squeeze in to his glorious bright orange pumpkin t-shirt. Check him out on YouTube, the ladies love him and you will too. Guaranteed!* THE CIGAR – HERRERA ESTELÍ TIENDA VINTAGE CIGAR LOUNGE EXCLUSIVA by DREW ESTATE Size: 6 x 52 (toro) Wrapper: Connecticut broadleaf Binder: Indonesian Filler: Nicaraguan Price: $1...
Nov 08, 2022•3 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club episode 156! Our 7th Annual Drunken March (stumble) To Halloween begins tonight!!! This is always our collective favorite part of the year and we kick things off in a big way this evening. So take a ganders below at what you’re in store for and then click the audio and video links at the bottom of this page to JOIN THE PARTY! THE CIGAR – NÚMERO UNO L’AMBASSADEUR by JOYA de NICARAGUA Size: 6 5/8 x 44 (lonsdale) Wrapper: Ecuadorian Connecticut Binde...
Sep 13, 2022•3 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast It’s summer time baby! Ugh just kill me now, it’s so fucking hot and miserable outside… Anyhoo, it’s been a while since we seduced our way in to your eye and ear holes and a major reason for that was your favorite podcast host finally got Covid after all this time. So that took forever to bounce back from, actually I think I may still have it… that shit lingers boys and girls. Covid’s like genital herpes only there was absolutely no fun involved with catching it. However, after watching tonight’...
Jul 26, 2022•3 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast This evening we celebrated 4/20 the responsible way… by getting nice and drunk. But seriously folks, tonight’s show is a true contender for our best episode ever. You’re in for a treat. First up is our exclusive interview with Bill Gould, legendary musician and founding member of the greatest band to ever take the stage – FAITH NO MORE! Bill joins us to discuss his amazing rakija plum brandy Yebiga, his career, and the special experience that is learning something new from others and honestly co...
May 06, 2022•4 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast Before we get started tonight I’ve got a bit of BREAKING NEWS to share with everyone. I, Matt A. Cade, chairman-in-chief of The Tuesday Night Cigar Club have just issued a No Fly Zone order for the air space directly above The Corner Of No Hope here in Central Texas. As of this evening at 9pm CST any Russian aircraft that dare fly over The Corner Of No Hope risk seeing me standing outside taking a rockin’ piss while giving their pilots two incredibly passionate middle fingers. You’ve been warned...
Mar 15, 2022•3 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast So tonight’s show conversation covers everything from sex, vegetables, sex with extraterrestrial vegetables, and naturally there’s some baseball talk as well. Ok, we don’t really discuss the sport of baseball so much as we focus on the controversial Twitter posts of “Dillon” the Portland Pickles minor league team mascot… Apparently Dillon got a little risqué recently and in a world full of daily bullshit in the news, even more bullshit on social media, Jesus there’s just seemingly ENDLESS BULLSH...
Feb 15, 2022•3 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome everybody to the 26th annual Tuesday Night Cigar Club Shitfaced Bowl sponsored by Four Loko Malt Liquor! No no, welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club episode 151, it’s actually our 6th Annual Ho Ho Ho-rrific Christmas Special and Yuletide Celebration Extravaganza Bonanza! Or something festive like that… happy birthday Jesus! THE CIGAR – SIN COMPROMISO PALADIN DE SAKA by DUNBARTON TOBACCO & TRUST Size: 7 x 50 (box-pressed Churchill) Wrapper: Mexican San Andrés negro “cultivo to...
Dec 28, 2021•5 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast Everybody have a nice Thanksgiving? Well loyal listers of the show will know that it’s been a rough stretch here for me this year, going all the way back to 2020 when this whole shitshow began, so I have something to tell you all and I hope that maybe by me sharing this it can help one of you out there who’s going through something similar. So the day after Thanksgiving I checked myself in to an outpatient rehab program. It turns out I that I just can’t quit cold turkey… I love cold turkey sandw...
Dec 13, 2021•3 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Coming out of our “March To Halloween” horror movie marathon, there is no better palate cleanser than a brand spanking new Bronzi movie. And when you mix in some strong beers and a highly enjoyable cigar… well it truly doesn’t get any better than that. So click the links at the bottom of the page and JOIN THE PARTY you scum sucking punks! Viva la Bronzi!!! THE CIGAR – FARCE MADURO by ROOM 101 Size: 6 x 52 (toro) Wrapper: Mexican San Andrés Binder: Ecuadorian Sumatra Filler: Pennsylvania & Connec...
Nov 23, 2021•3 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club Episode 148! Tonight our “7th Annual Spooktastic & Booriffic Drunken March To Halloween” sadly comes to end BUT we conclude things in epic fashion with our spin on the latest Halloween movie and we have a blast doing it. It’s all treats and no tricks, so click the links at the bottom of the page and join the party! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! THE CIGAR – COHIBA SERIE M by GENERAL CIGAR COMPANY Size: 6 x 54 (toro) Wrapper: Nicaragua (corojo) Binder: Nicarag...
Oct 29, 2021•3 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is it, the episode where the TNCC boys finally lose their shit. Welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club Episode 147! Tonight our “7th Annual Spooktastic & Booriffic Drunken March To Halloween” continues full speed ahead and something definitely stinks here in The Corner Of No Hope. So put a clothespin on your nose and click the links below to JOIN THE PARTY!!! THE CIGAR – DELIVERANCE PORCELAIN by BLACK LABEL TRADING COMPANY Size: 5 1/2 x 48 (corona gorda) Wrapper: Connecticut Binde...
Oct 19, 2021•3 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club Episode 146! Tonight our “7th Annual Spooktastic & Booriffic Drunken March To Halloween” continues full speed ahead and I have a feeling that you’re gonna have some fun with this one. Y’all ready to rock? I thought you might be, so click the links at the bottom of the page and JOIN THE PARTY!!! THE CIGAR – ROSE OF SHARON DESERT ROSE by SOUTHERN DRAW Size: 6 x 44 (lonsdale) Wrapper: Ecuadorian Connecticut Binder: Nicaraguan Habano Filler: Dominican...
Oct 05, 2021•3 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is the second episode this month that I have to issue this statement: TONIGHT’S FEATURED FILM IS NOT A PORNO. I had to explain ourselves with the selection of Teen Lust a few shows ago and then I’m minding my own business and stumble across the movie Girls With Balls… and I don’t know what it says about me that I keep finding (and watching) these flicks with questionable titles but, fortunately, they’ve both resulted in some very entertaining podcasts. So you’re welcome, folks. Now click on...
Sep 21, 2021•3 hr 43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Boy oh boy, are you folks in store for a fun ride tonight! The TNCC crew is firing on all four drunken cylinders this evening and the end result is one hell of a good time. Don’t believe me? Well click the links at the bottom of this page right now to JOIN THE FUCKIN’ PARTY!!! THE CIGAR – T110 CAPA ESPECIAL by TATUAJE Size: 4 3/8 x 52 (short robusto) Wrapper: Ecuadorian Sumatra Binder: Nicaraguan Filler: Nicaraguan Price: $10.00 (And please remember when purchasing some Tatuaje or other fine pre...
Sep 07, 2021•3 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast No, tonight’s movie Teen Lust isn’t a porno and, yes, it does feature a ton of zany satanists. It’s also a very funny flick and you’re going to have a great time hanging with us for the next few hours while we talk about it. These are undeniable facts and if you filthy sinners don’t believe me just CLICK THE LINKS BELOW and JOIN THE FUCKING PARTY!!! THE CIGAR – WUNDER|LUST by ROMA CRAFT TOBAC Size: 6 x 52 (toro) Wrapper: Brazilian Mata Fina Binder: Indonesia Besuki Filler: Undisclosed Price: $10...
Aug 24, 2021•3 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast I for one think we’re going to have a bee-utiful show tonight, I really do. Despite some weird technical problems that cropped up last episode and took a big dump all over our good times, I bee-lieve tonight’s going to be different. And I’m fuckin’ excited! Welcome everyone to The Tuesday Night Cigar Club Episode 142. Yes folks, it’s finally here – our big BEE episode! You’ve bee-n asking for it and now it’s here. Or maybe you haven’t bee-n asking for it but it’s still here nonetheless… So we ar...
Aug 03, 2021•3 hr 45 min•Transcript available on Metacast I always tell people when they ask about what we do here at the TNCC that each episode we take you through a film scene-by-scene like an old-timey radio play and this evening our show actually sounds like an old-timey radio play due to some occasional audio static that pops up unfortunately. I mean that static was intentional, totally intentional. I should have fucking known when Tut pulled out a White Claw hard seltzer from his fridge that tonight’s show was going to go south quickly. Regardles...
Jul 20, 2021•3 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast Are you ready to clown around? Well I hope so because we sure are! Yes folks it’s our big CLOWN EPISODE and things get a bit nutty on tonight’s episode as expected. You see, our boy Tut is a bit terrified of both clowns and creepy dolls so the stars aligned when we found this film which combines both terrifying subjects right around the same time a company called Cigar Clowns released a new cigar called “The Ron” which just happens to be Tut’s first name. Crazy right? Oh it gets much crazier… TH...
Jul 06, 2021•3 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
