We Are The Main Character
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Episodes
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Episodes
Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]
Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Games Are Getting Older
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]
Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's Okay, We're Engineers
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This Is Our Roman Empire
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]
Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Council of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade Games
They conquered the Escape Room, they outsmarted the Riddle Realm, but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the Wade Games? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We're Getting Older
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade Wins
You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]
Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
How Do You Know?
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]
Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What Distractible Stands For
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We Forgot To Stretch
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
New Year, New Brain
Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We Hate Christmas
Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Confusing Christmas Words
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices