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Distractible

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

Episodes

Profession Confessions

One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep 47•Transcript available on Metacast

Friendship Test: Mark Edition

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep 46•Transcript available on Metacast

Wade's Silly Choices

A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep 45•Transcript available on Metacast

Bob's Baby

Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 23, 2023•2 hr 32 min•Ep 44•Transcript available on Metacast

The Ick

Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 16, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep 43•Transcript available on Metacast

You Member?

Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 09, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Ep 42•Transcript available on Metacast

Good Bad Habits

You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 02, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast

The Perfect Day

Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! Its completely risk free with Nords 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 26, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast

Don't Say Christmas

Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! Its completely risk free with Nords 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 19, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast

We're NOT Getting Old

Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast

One Paw In The Grave

Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! Its completely risk free with Nords 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Dec 05, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast

I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter

Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! Its completely risk free with Nords 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 28, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast

Thank You

Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! Its completely risk free with Nords 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 21, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast

Would You Rather

Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 14, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast

Devil's Advocate

Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors. - Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! Its completely risk-free with Nords 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 07, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast

Candy Tier List

Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 31, 2022•2 hr 30 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast

Change

Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast

Big or Small

What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 17, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast

The Bait Debate

Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 10, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast

Naked

The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 03, 2022•2 hr 53 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast

Video Game Tier List

Bob's hot take on Pokmon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 26, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast

Broken News

In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 19, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep 26•Transcript available on Metacast

Solving The Unsolvable

Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep 25•Transcript available on Metacast

Musical Memories

First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 05, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep 24•Transcript available on Metacast

Go With Your Gut

Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 29, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep 23•Transcript available on Metacast

Bob Doesn't Know

Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep 22•Transcript available on Metacast

The Distractible Gameshow

Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Ep 21•Transcript available on Metacast

Fast Food Tier List

The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 08, 2022•2 hr 31 min•Ep 20•Transcript available on Metacast

The Boys Bet It All

Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 01, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep 19•Transcript available on Metacast

Before We Die

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep 18•Transcript available on Metacast