Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants COME ON DOWNNN!!! Youre the next contestant on The Cost Is Correct! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Together, we can Make America Wade Again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It's all fun and games until the sweaty lawyers come out and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months ago, and is now being released to work with the host schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
