Episode description

Dave and Brad rip into the government's creative accounting practices, uncovering how USAID managed to misplace millions of your hard-earned dollars faster than a politician can say "national security." From funding gender-transitioning groundhogs to shipping pricey condoms, to twerking lessons in Africa (probably), our hosts expose the theatrical absurdity of federal spending. They dive deep into Trump's government audit initiative, FEMA's hotel financing scheme for illegal immigrants, and Ohio lawmakers' attempt to regulate male proclivities. Plus, a juicy update on those never-before-seen JFK assassination documents that the FBI apparently forgot existed for 60 years. Spoiler alert: The truth isn't out there yet…it's probably being stored in a five-star hotel room in Manhattan, courtesy of your tax returns.