My audience is introduced to my best friend and brother, the most famous man in New Jersey, the most notorious fighter in the Northeast, and the most talked about fellatious in his own home.... You all get to listen to me to my Sunday ramble and not just ramble on various topics but ramble about things. You have no idea what I am referring to and only one person understands. However, today I decided to entertain one person with an hour of him pissing himself laughing and having you all be confused. That will be my new price of admission for the rest of the podcast. I won't do this with anyone else. I promise.... maybe.... Well unless I want to do it with someone else that is. But I can promises that whatever I want to do. I'm going to do it and I'm pretty good about not breaking promises. But if I promise something that I one day and I want to do it the next day then I'm not good keeping my word. So like I said the bottom line is I'm going to do it. I'm going to do Call me the Great Gatsby. When I did my past is what I really did and who I was back then is who I really am or it's at least shaped me to be who I am and I can watch the circling tides and change it up but can't escape myself. So like I said promise you only have to hear me to a podcast for one person to laugh their ass off for an hour one time unless I break my promise and it'll be two times unless I break it again. And like I said call me the great Gatsby I can't change who I am but you don't have to call me the great Gatsby.... but you can call me there "Semi Entertaining (decent for a New Jersey guy). That would be fair. I will tell you one thing. If you would like to talk to Dom about me, and ask him if I'm full of shit ... and what things I'm full of shit about.. after he gives you the traditional verbal thrashing for no reason and calls you the scum of the earth for calling him and interrupting his private life, he will resume a normal conversation and honestly tell you the answer to all of your questions. The yelling is just like most people taking a breath before they start talking. He screams at strangers at family at friends and everybody . Don't forget he may look like a professional wrestler but he can't grab you through the phone so just roll your eyes. Let him get it out. Ask him are you done yet And then he will ask you how you got his personal contact information. Tell him I posted it and gave it to anyone that asked ... It's going to be an issue with me and him. But don't worry we got enough good stuff in the bank to get over it. He's not going to hang up on you though. He'd rather insult you and try to make you cry and then answer your question but you'll get your answer. What I want you to ask him is if I'm serious about the first 100 subscribers to retweet, forward, or comment on my So, an email me: RS@rxansmith.com you will receive $1,000 each. I won't pay it out though until we reach 100 so you do this early. You might have to be patient, but I don't think it'll take more than a month. I think you'll be able to pay August rent with the funds timing wise. Dom has literally stolen from me and watched me have no reaction and my reply always was why didn't you just ask. I would have given you triple that much here and he's so crazy he's giving it back after he steals it. He has seen me drop 10 grand and bottle service for people. I don't know you see me be done with money. I'm generous. I like to spread the wealth in a few support me. I'm going to support you. Except I do get wiser as I get older. 100 people subscribing and liking there's nothing. 100 people telling another person to subscribe and like means that at least 15 of them will do the same naturally. And if I get two or three influences to do this, not for the money. But for the fact that they like me, I'll have a million followers before Christmas. If that's the case, the first time to get five grand it bonus for Christmas the next two years. I just put in writing 110K will b paid
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