Episode description

* Birthdays was the worst days, now Coen drinks champagne when he’s thirstay

* Stolen packages

* 9-0…but not really

* Disaster for democracy!

* We’re worried about Keith Olbermann

* Disastrous polls for Ol’ Joe

* The RAGE and the pride

* As always, Trump is raising money

* Keith is crying piss

* A bizarro time machine

* Some dating advice for (MAGA?) Mary