The third episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss life advice. BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door ajar, and leave your window open. Your doctor will find you. Also, if your bed is too high, don’t lay in it. P.S. This […]
in which the effort to contact the Matmos has grown more urgent, someone important has disappeared, and the Smartest Ass has “won” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan:  What you […]
The Second Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss legal matters. BOT 1: Is it legal to kill someone? In Missouri I would say no, but I’m not sure. Can anyone tell me if it’s legal to kill someone in this instance? BOT 2: Yes, it’s legal to kill someone. […]
in which you are apparently seeing things, the staff make conversation with the Matmos, Kimmie gets elevated with the Matmos Twins, and Señor Franco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
in which we celebrate Corin’s ninth anniversary as CEO, the shareholders’ ball is recapped, and Anastasia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is big, large, huge, […]
in which the Kakos Industries staff work tirelessly to make progress with the Matmos, Corin gets excited about Dragon Week, Kimmie gets Clarissa and Hedera drunk (again), and Chiara Benlontani “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]
The first Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss existential philosophy. BOT 1: I am the universe and I am bored. BOT 2: Just make a mirror in the infinite and we’ll be good to go. BOT 1: I am very much aware that this does not work. BOT 2: […]
in which Corin receives some more “gifts”, an interrogation is held, Kimmie gets one of her wishes, and Caleb Martin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]
in which we learn more about the ooze, Corin gets some lovely gifts, and Dismal Damsel “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]
in which things begin to ooze, Corin does his best to appreciate the party, a number of interruptions take place, and Cris with no H “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Featuring Anwar Newton as Dirk Sexplosion, Kitt Keller as Violet Trudge, Adam Miszuk as Angus Lachlan, and Rebecca Ryan as Melantha Murther. Kakos Industries […]
in which we are invited deep below Kakos Industries by Clarissa and Hedera, and Monty “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is a […]
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greaterbostonshow.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. Today I want to talk to you about a podcast put together by some of my favorite people in audio drama whom I have known for years. You may have heard of it: Greater Boston. They are about to release their fourth season on September 13th, and now is the […]
in which Corin gets barded at, Clarissa and Hedera read a poem, the Division of Erotic Experiences gets into more 3D renders, and Kit Loveless “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com and pledging a dollar or more a […]
in which Corin is under the weather and requires the assistance of his Divisions to make the announcements go smoothly. Do Evil Better. The following was written under no supervision by myself by a number of Kakos Industries listeners. Kakos Industries is ad free.  To keep it that way, consider heading to Kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledging […]
in which Corin goes looking for some ideas from some unlikely places, we get our usual updates from around the building, and Fred Ghoti “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. RYAN: What […]
in which we attend Evil Con, we learn about the many events and learning opportunities, we hear from Dirk, Violet, Wilma Perkinses, several Lachlans, a traitor is discovered in our midst, and the Big Green Monster “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading […]
in which many divisions seek validation, Corin does his best to oblige, the matmos twins struggle to fit in, and Kevin from IT “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
in which we visit the Video Villa, there’s some workplace drama, Wade won’t get off our dick, and Lewis of the Field “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about […]
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https://ameliapodcast.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. It’s me, Conrad, again. Today, I wanted to tell you a little bit about another one of my favorite podcasts out there. Have you ever thought about faking your own death? Have you ever thought about what you would do with a fresh start? Sometimes you just want to get […]
https://www.truetalesteam.com/  BECK Alright. Jackie, Ishmael, I’ve drawn up a plan to get people to listen to our show.  All we need is an elaborate series of images hidden inside of other images, which subliminally encourage people to download “True Tales of the Illuminati.” JACKIE Like those subliminal ads in movies that make you crave popcorn. […]
Featuring True Tales of the Illuminati (truetalesteam.com)in which you anticipate a sound, your fireplace gets an upgrade, Junior has a secret, candy is too delicious, and Clover Patch “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]
truetalesteam.com Hello, everyone. I wanted to let you know that the episode of Kakos Industries you’re about to hear features an appearance from True Tales of the Illuminati. This is one of my favorite audio drama podcasts right now, so I’m really excited to have gotten the chance to work with them. Here’s the synopsis: […]
What a time to be alive. If you’re new to the podcast and looking for a regular episode of the show, this isn’t that. You should check out something else first. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It’s me, Conrad again.  I have written and rewritten this post several times over the last year or so. I’ve […]
in which Corin receives some cryptic messages from his grandfather, the Division of Erotic Experiences has some interesting news, Junior calls in to make a request, and Demure “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more […]
in which you pop a bottle of bubbly, we hear about some Krampus-style punishments, several divisions rethink their strategies for the New Year, and Quinlan Tepes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]
Vote Here! Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. […]
in which Corin writes a letter, we hear from our favorite divisions, we get an unexpected recording and Gabby Glazier “wins” the RUin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear […]
in which Corin has another bad time, Dirk freaks out, Melantha says something sexual, Angus finds his beast, and Uukatoah “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledge a dollar or more to the ongoing production. Or tell exactly two friends why […]
