The boys have been missing in the jungle for the last 3 months battling an alien that hunts men for sport, and at long last they made it home. …they also watched Predator. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...
The boys are out in the wilderness working on their tans and sculpting their soft bodies so no new ep this week. Instead we have the super violent and steroid infused Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Commando!
On this weeks mini ep the boys are talking about actors who got big…and I mean real big, big ole beef cakes boys…the boys are talking about actors who clearly took steroids to prepare for a movie role. Topics include Chris Evans with his youth medium t shirts, Chris Hemsworth’s chicken legs, Mickey Rourke looking like a quintessential goon, and Chris Pratt selling out. Off topic topics include Boston racism, lion hearts, nose candy and Florida energy! If you want to be part of the show, or you j...
As many begin to transition back to normal life in the states one thing remains the same....and that's spending way too much time finding something to watch. So Max and John made it easy for you and will be breaking down their unconventional streaming recommendations. If you want to be part of the show, or you just want to yell at a stranger, email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com . You can also follow our minimal efforts at social media on Instagram , Facebook and Twitter !...
To close out Space Month, the boys watched the film where Bugs Bunny is held at gunpoint and threatened to be enslaved, so he kidnaps a retired Michael Jordan and forces him into playing basketball vs a bunch of violent monsters in Space Jam! This movie had some odd casting choices, so Max lists the 7 players in the 1995-1996 NBA that would have been better than Shawn Bradly and Muggsy Bogues, and two very odd choices: dull and monotone Larry Bird alongside Bill Murray and having the guy who voi...
Space truckers from the East India Company are woken from their nap too early AND THEN THINGS JUST GET WORSE! For week 3 of space month, the boys watched the other 70’s space movie that completely revolutionized the sci fi genre in the sticky, sweaty, chest bursting, cult classic Alien! The boys talk about Ash’s decision to try and kill Ripley with a magazine, Dallas’s marital problems, this Xenormorph being the Rudy of space, blow job trauma, and butt bursters... If you want to be part of the s...
t’s week 2 of Space Month, and Timmy boy is back in the captain’s chair as the boys watched the Ron Howard classic: Apollo 13. Strong opinions are made. Is Tom Hanks’s character a jerk? Is Bill Paxton character the most useless man to ever go into space? Did Kevin Bacon give the crew the clap?! All that and actual movie discussions! If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John, check out our Instagram , Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com...
It’s May the 4th, so the boys watched one of the most influential films ever made: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope! Sit back and scream at your phone as the boys discuss Jawa’s being the crackheads of the galaxy, R2D2 being a sassy teenager, C-3PO being a baby back bitch, Leia coming in hot with some big dick energy, Obi Wan acting like a drunk Bob Dylan impersonator, the empire’s missed opportunity to turn the destruction of the Death Star into their Pearl Harbor, and those horrific added CGI ...
Has anyone ever looked cooler than an early 70’s Clint Eastwood? The boys watched the gritty San Francisco neo-noir thriller Dirty Harry; the Timster is in the driving seat, so buckle up! If you want to be part of the show, or want to scream at John check out our Instagram , Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com...
The boys are back, and they watched the action-adventure-comedy-Kung Fu-ghost- monster movie that could only be made in the 1980’s: Big Trouble in Little China! We’ve got ancient Chinese soccer feuds, Kung Fu machine guns, several San Francisco streets being taken over by Mortal Kombat characters, horrific in-your-face exposition by Kim Cattrall, lethal wind turbine back scratcher weapons, weird man eating catfish monsters, and a confused and clumsy Kurt Russell doing an intentionally bad John W...
An adventure 100 episodes in the making: That’s right for their 100th movie episode the boys are going back to where it all started and rewatched the Spielberg classic Jurassic Park! Where were the parents of that effeminate boy that Grant threatens to gut with a raptor claw? How did they bring back the extinct plants? How did Sam Jackson keep that cig in his mouth? How drunk was Malcom when he lit that flair inside of the car and thought he could outrun a T Rex? Why didn’t we get a Jaws/Quint l...
It is the last film before their special 100th movie episode, and the boys watched the family-friendly story of a divorced, unemployed actor who dresses up as an old woman in order to manipulate his ex-wife and kids into loving him in Mrs. Doubtfire! Lot of movie stuff to talk about such as: unexpected hostility towards interior decorators, Tom Hanks being the pizza gate ringleader, unorganized petting zoos, low blows at case workers, the rare occurrence of a blockbuster movie without a single v...
It’s that time of year again where the ladies are picking the movies for the month, and first up is the cult classic story of a rich white woman whose biggest problem is that too many handsome men love her unconditionally in the film based off Nicholas’s Spark’s romance novel:The Notebook! This movie got the boys real nostalgic for their high school years as they share a few personal stories from their past. They also talk about the odd connections to the classic film The Great Escape, Noah’s mu...
This week Max, Bill, and John break down their selection of movies to watch on Valentines Day. You don’t need to like romantic movies to enjoy this episode, so break out the wine and chocolate, turn on your favorite streaming fireplace video, and get the lube ready because this episode is going to be HAWT AND SWEATY.
Two brothers separated at birth. One is a prissy-karate-kicking-LA-aerobic-instructor who only wears pastels. The other is a karate-kicking-cigar-chewing smuggler from the mean streets of Hong Kong…..and both have horrific Belgian French accents with 0 body hair. Strap in because this week the boys are wrapping up their “It’s New to Me” mini series with the ADR filled, Johnny Walker-snot rocketing, roundhouse kick JCVD classic in Double Impact! If you want to be part of the show, scream at John,...
Since the boys watched Demolition Man last week they thought it would be appropriate to watch the other dystopian sci fi action movie that unfortunately costars Rob Schneider in Judge Dredd! This might be the most basic, tame, and lazy rated R action movie of all time where the most interesting thing is seeing Stallone with beautiful blue eyes. The boys cover the entire sloppy plot as well as the logic of gunfire slowing down when you are shooting from high ground, the misfortune of women never ...
The first movie of the already awful 2021 takes us to the futuristic year of 2032 where the liberals have made America so soft that they need to defrost Sylvester Stallone in order to fight a black criminal, in Demolition Man! The boys go into specific detail regarding that amazing action packed opening as well as Stallone’s freakish physique in this movie, the odd no touching social distance high fives, random yabbos, the amazing swearing machine that John hated, loaded guns inside a museum, wh...
Recorded on 12/22 but who really cares because what’s changed between then and now? Timmy leads a night that most of the hosts already forgot as Max, Bill, John, and Mike battle it out in 3 rounds of bar trivia to see who will win the coveted price of a 45th anniversary Jaws DVD Box set. Trivia Topics include: Classic Christmas Movie Trivia Hollywood Trivia Sports Great Hollywood Turtlenecks Bob Kraft Improv Is it in Austria or Australia? Rudy Giuliani/ Mike Pence The boys get real punch drunk a...
Nothing gets you in the holiday spirit more than a rouge Special Ops Colonel hacking Dulles Airport’s communication systems and crashing a plane with 250 Brits onboard; the boys watched the festive and extremely violent family-friendly sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time in Die Hard 2! This was a huge hit back in the day in an era where Bruce Willis, producer and cocaine-in-its-human-form Joel Silver, and screen writer Steven E. de Souza were all at the top of food chain and were ba...
Santa isn’t sick; he’s just depressed, and now, he refuses to work on the 1 day a year he’s expected to: that or he has The Rona. Either way, he’s coughing on everyone. Mrs Claus wants to take her husband’s job, but unfortunately, she doesn’t have the stones to follow through. The elves, Jingle and Jangle, are a complete liability, the Miser brothers look a lot like Joe Biden and Donald Trump, and neither of them are getting along. Also, Max shares a bunch of awful stories about Mickey Rooney, a...
Cops. Robbers. Pacino. De Niro. Cocaine. Ashley Judd’s Ass. Gunfire. Cocaine. A few nouns that capture the ultimate divorced dad movie: Heat! Max and Tim loved this movie while John acted like a burnt out 20 year homicide vet and didn’t really care for it because the boys had to wait 2 weeks to actually record this episode. Pacino’s over the top coke fueled performance keeps you engaged in this 3 hour movie, Buffalo Bill dies for the second time in four episodes, Val Kilmer is a top notch Robin ...
Timmy boy jumps in the captains chair as the boys discuss the movie where no one understood the IRA’s plans in Patriot Games. Topics include hot red head wigs, satellite images of tits, book worms, old men running, murdering the Irish so they can be your slaves in the afterlife, nefarious wives, the Irish in Africa, Sam Jackson being oddly calm, cross referencing the same pair of tits, and Sean Bean dying in the most Sean Bean way possible Patriot Games stars Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick ...
The boys start their annual “movies we are thankful for” and first up is the 2001 good cop/bad cop classic, Training Day! Quite the exciting morning where Alonzo robs a few college kids, forces Jake to smoke PCP at gunpoint, drinks a few beers, and threatens everyone he sees with rape…and that’s all before lunchtime! If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram , Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com...
Halloween might be over, but there are plenty of things to scream about as the boys watched the last movie to win the big 5 Oscar categories, and the only best picture where the best actress got semen thrown in her hair: The Silence of the Lambs! The boys talk about crappy southern accents, Lector eyeing that pen like Tim eyeing the last egg roll, Joe Dirt, Buffalo Bill’s fatal flaw being that he kidnapped a rich, white girl, and shockingly, the boys hyper focus on that tuck dance. If you want t...
No new ep this week, just Dr Dan. Enjoy
Second to last movie of the Halloween season and the boys watched Critters…which was much better than they expected! Never seen Critters? Never plan on watching Critters? No worries we did it for you! If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram , Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com...
It’s week 3 of their Halloween movie month, and the spooky boys watched Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow! Topics include: resting fat face, Dutch waffle/pancakes, porn titles, Alfred once again being a liability, and yaboos….oh yea and the actual movie. Sleepy Hollow stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, the second Dumbledore, Uncle Vernon, Rita Skeeter, Alfred Pennyworth, Emperor Palpatine, Mr Rooney, and Christopher Walken. If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our...
For week 2 of their Halloween movie month, the boys watched the oddly sensual vampire cult classic: Fright Night! The boys were shocked by how sexy Chris Sarandon was in this movie, and that’s all we can say for now…so download the episode and just listen to it! If you want to be part of the show, or you want to scream at us, check out our Instagram , Facebook and Twitter pages, or email us at tdbackrow@gmail.com...
Tis’ the season for scary movies even if 2020 has been one big nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! For week 1 of our Halloween Movie Month, Jon Gabrus ( High and Mighty / Action Boyz ) joins the show to talk about his favorite Freddy movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. The boys talk about the vascular Freddy penis monster, TV face smashing, Taryn being an underrated smoke show, the lack of cocaine to stay awake, Nancy being a magnet for dead kids, Kincaid being a cross between Mik...
Timmy boy got married and Max had to travel for work so we are re-releasing the movie that killed the Batman franchise in Batman and Robin! This neon nightmare was directed by Joel Schumacher and stars George Clooney as the action figure that was once Batman, a mouth full of puns and glow sticks Arnold Schwarzenegger, an even older Chris O'Donnell, Clueless and useless Alicia Silverstone, and an overacting Uma Thurman...boo
