This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out." But with an accent. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesO...
Dec 03, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Ep 224•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.faceboo...
Nov 26, 2019•2 hr 40 min•Ep 223•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- Check out the Truth & Transparency foundation here: https://truthandtransparency.org/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode ...
Nov 19, 2019•2 hr 31 min•Ep 222•Transcript available on Metacast This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://pat...
Nov 12, 2019•2 hr 32 min•Ep 221•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and per...
Nov 05, 2019•2 hr 45 min•Ep 220•Transcript available on Metacast This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment. --- *starring as in... in the movie enough for them to put them at the top of the cast list on IMDb --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.face...
Oct 29, 2019•2 hr 42 min•Ep 219•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board. --- Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable . Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K --- --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGira...
Oct 22, 2019•1 hr 24 min•Ep 218•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, che...
Oct 15, 2019•2 hr 31 min•Ep 217•Transcript available on Metacast This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It's about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music...
Oct 08, 2019•2 hr 36 min•Ep 216•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, Aaron Rabinowitz joins us to review one continuous setup with no punchline. --- Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space ! --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music...
Oct 01, 2019•2 hr 7 min•Ep 215•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it's crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it. --- Check out more of Thomas Smith on Opening Arguments , Serious Inquiries Only , and Philosophers in Space . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick ...
Sep 24, 2019•2 hr 35 min•Ep 214•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the notoriously faith-based film "Rocky V", in which Heath and Eli swear up and down that they're not just going off assignment because Noah was taking the weekend off. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebo...
Sep 17, 2019•2 hr 56 min•Ep 213•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of "The Healing"; the story of a successful doctor who becomes an alcoholic after a terrible tragedy. But after losing his job, his money, his home, and his dignity; he finds out that if he becomes Christian, he can be a homeless, broke, unemployed, undignified person without the alcohol. Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable . Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episod...
Sep 10, 2019•2 hr 51 min•Ep 212•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochist Pixie Turner joins us for a skeptical review of "That the Health?", the story of a grown man arguing with real doctors based on 'stuff he done found on the googles.' Be sure to check out Pixie's Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/pixienutrition/ And get Pixie's book "The No Need to Diet Book" here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1788547152/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : ...
Sep 03, 2019•2 hr 42 min•Ep 211•Transcript available on Metacast This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Overcomer; the latest Kendrick brothers offering that leaves us longing for the competent acting of Kirk Cameron. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was w...
Aug 27, 2019•2 hr 54 min•Ep 210•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Andrew Torrez joins the gang for an atheist review of "Come What May", the story of a fake law school losing a fake competition with fake arguments. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written ...
Aug 20, 2019•2 hr 54 min•Ep 209•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "7 Reasons"; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say "sure whatever" as a condition of him leaving them alone. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars...
Aug 13, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Ep 208•Transcript available on Metacast This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke...
Aug 06, 2019•1 hr 28 min•Ep 207•Transcript available on Metacast This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our oth...
Jul 30, 2019•2 hr 47 min•Ep 206•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, we might just find a new worst movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 Hear more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance . If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www...
Jul 23, 2019•2 hr 5 min•Ep 205•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast ( listen here ) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d lik...
Jul 16, 2019•2 hr 43 min•Ep 204•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of "Beyond and Back" ... the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don't almost die. And don't do anything similar to that. --- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com --- Come see us live...
Jul 09, 2019•2 hr 36 min•Ep 203•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews." --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If...
Jul 02, 2019•59 min•Ep 202•Transcript available on Metacast This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our othe...
Jun 25, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Ep 201•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "The Best Two Years", the story of four Mormon missionaries being too naive to realize they're being taken advantage of and having a terrible life. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Pag...
Jun 18, 2019•2 hr 48 min•Ep 200•Transcript available on Metacast This week, Mormon Movie Month continues with an early Anne Hathaway role that I bet Anne wishes she could take back. It's the story of a Mormon missionary who doesn't get that colonialism was a bad thing, and a bunch of movie makers who didn't realize that either, even though the movie was made in this century. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes o...
Jun 11, 2019•2 hr 50 min•Ep 199•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochist Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to discuss the revisionist history of the Mormon church, as told by Mormons to children who aren't allowed to use Google. --- Hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, ch...
Jun 04, 2019•2 hr 37 min•Ep 198•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Abby", the 1974 Blaxploitation remake of the exorcist that, despite having a sex demon in it, was not called the sexorcist. That being said, we'll have very little else to complain about as we review this absolute masterpiece. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to ...
May 28, 2019•2 hr 37 min•Ep 197•Transcript available on Metacast This week, guest masochists Thomas and Aaron from the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about alien abduction, and whether or not that thing the aliens keep sticking in people's butts might be a demon penis. Check out Philosophers in Space here: https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to he...
May 21, 2019•2 hr 5 min•Ep 196•Transcript available on Metacast On this week's episode, we respond to the fans that have been asking for another secular review since we dropped our Patron-only review of The Core last December. So this week, we review the arm-wrestling, trucking, father and son reunion classic, "Over the Top." If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Fa...
May 14, 2019•2 hr 44 min•Ep 195•Transcript available on Metacast 
