Wotzizname?
This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.
Episodes
What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label).
For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
Episodes
Elton John's wardrobe
This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fails to pull off a snakeskin jacket and they take a shower, but not together.
A Horrible Hellhole
This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate a classic rock song.
Fun with sausages
This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.
My wood is no-one's business
This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.
Language Alert!
In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.
Getting away with a wig
This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park
Worst. Bond. Ever.
This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone to be less nice.
How big is Brad Pitt?
This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pitt.
Just one squirt
This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.
Carry On Killing
This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.
Dionne Warwick was my dinner date
This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a terrific/terrible way to start the day
Getting flushed.
This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for the loo.
It was the chair!
This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie in the loo,and Chat GPT has them both bang to rights.
Minding our P's and Q's
This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bottle of shampoo.
What's the recipe today Carol?
This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.
A science experiment
This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.
It's a bar-tastrophe!
This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.
Things that go pffft in the night
This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.
Talking rubbish
This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.
Carol does Southampton
This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic bread, there's snoring neighbours and how not to kill your houseplants.
The Big Christmas Special
This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed and presents chosen. Plus, Carol has a confession!
A series of holiday nightmares
This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around some department stores and give good advice on where to live.
The eating issue
This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.
Who dealt it?
It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.
Let's get ready to rumble.
This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.
What's going on?
This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.
The problem with problems
This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees
The Good News Week
This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.
Carol gets a boost.
This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.