Rhubarb and Refrigerator Safety

Adobe's New Hardware

Robots for the Elderly, Redux

On Seriousness and Elk Sex

Adobe and Software Subscriptions

Preemption, Drones, and Bad AI

XBox One Games Regret

XBox One

Videogames, the NRA, and Constitutional Rights

The True Purpose of DRM

Runza Yelps and Elder Grifting

On Chris Hecker's GDC Rant

The Evils of Non-native Programming

On Google Morals

Life Process Optimization

GDC Good/No-Good

Emasculating Google Glass

Client-Server Rats

Windows 8 and What To Do About It

Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part II

U2. The United Nations. Happy November. Underwater resort. Woodstock. Lost keys. Summit meeting. The Who. Chewing gum. The Luxor Hotel. The Rolling Stones. WikiLeaks. Sexual harrassment. Les Paul. iPhone. Railing kill. The Spin Doctors....

Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part I

The Pope. Phoenix Jones. The Dave Matthews Band. Bruce Wayne. The Golfer. The mortgage crisis. Victor Savage. Male prostitutes. Kia Fate. Corporate rights. The Justice League of America. Superheroes. The PacMed building. Batman's penis. S...

Valentine Surprise

Epiphany

Welcome to Planet Chad

Fake coral. Planet Chad. The General Lee. Parenting tips. Planet Hollywood. Chad Ochocinco. Football. Child support. Usain Bolt. Koi. Court. Europe. Indiana Jones. Luke Skywalker. Strip clubs. Aquarium. Claude Shannon. Frank Sinatra. ...

The Sound of the Singularity

Robot dogs. Terminator 2. Christmas shopping. Frosty the Snowman. Big Mouth Billy Bass. Nazi criminals. Assassins. Sentient Christmas toys. Good/no-good. The Singularity.

Cracking the Universe

The unified field theory. Divining rods. Albert Einstein. Unicorns. Great literature. Zip-state. Rainbows. David Cornelius Doremus. The Talmud. The immune system. Cracking teh Universe. The Special Theory of Relativity. Doremus Industries. ...

CSI: Brazillian

Government nepotism. The Pink Panther. CSI. Pornography problem. The USA Network. Mechanical Turk. Genitalia. Colombo. Disorder. Monk. House. Psych. Biometrics. Sherlock Holmes. The FBI. Addiction. Google.

Rudolph the Mutant Reindeer

Teabagging. Sex tapes. Santa Claus. Swan. Eating disorders. Goose. Christmas carols. GPS. Mannheim Steamroller. Garmin. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Naughty list. Birth defects. Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Smoking.

Blood, Sweat, Tears, and Gamerscore

UPC codes. Mechanic. Gamertags. Veteran. Asshole blocked. Supermarket checkout. Your inner asshole. Storytelling. Story triggers. World War II. Lucky Charms. The Queen Mary. Larry David. Microsoft. John McCain.

Robert's Rules of Racism

Arbitrage. Mel Gibson. The Postal Service. Birth of a Nation. The Twelve Days of Christmas. The Clinton corkscrew. Recursion. Chia Obama. Left Behind. Gifts. Paris Hilton. Twilight. Cash for gold. Afros. Expected value. Apocalypse. Gold...