We ask the really important questions in this episode, like: “Why would set a room on fire instead of just turning a Host off?” “Why would you order a Drone to break their own neck instead of just turning them off?” “What’s James Delos thinking about when he [CENSORED]?” “Do the Hosts have {CENSORED]?” All […]
May 15, 2018•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tim and Sarah recap and discuss the episode “Virtù e Fortuna.” Sponsors / Affiliates Experience fast, safe web browsing without ads or site trackers with the Brave Browser and help support the show. (https://brave.com/ony694)
May 09, 2018•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast The validity of Delores’ memories are called into question. We try to invent a Westworld themed cocktail. Mike is a master of impressions.
May 02, 2018•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast With Game of Thrones not returning until 2019, The Watchers on the Couch decide to leave Westeros for Westworld. Tim, Sarah, and Mike discuss the episode Journey Into Night.
Apr 25, 2018•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast This is it! The season 7 finale! How accurate were our predictions? What comes next? What’s the future on Watchers on the Couch during the long wait in between seasons?
Aug 31, 2017•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast Stop dragon me down! We continue to discuss whether or not Jon and Dany-Don’t-Call-Me-Dany are going to bang. Is Arya acting completely out of character this season, or is this all an elaborate ruse? And what is the latest off the wall theory concerning Bran and the Night King?
Aug 23, 2017•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Ser Friendzone arrives just in time to third wheel a budding romance between a nephew and his Dragon Queen Aunt. Meanwhile, in King’s Landing, another Queen decides that a fourth baby with her brother has to play out better than the last three. The Night King really hates birds. In our new segment “WTF, Fans?” […]
Aug 16, 2017•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Bran’s a real jerk. Jon and Dany are totally going to bang. Sansa is the only Stark without superpowers. This episode is also available in video format at (https://youtu.be/7MLri5n-NXs) Don’t forget to vote in our Watchers on the Couch Season 7 Dead Pool: (http://watchersonthecouch.com/2017/07/28/wotc-season-7-dead-pool/) Support the show by using our Amazon link (http://watchersonthecouch.com/amazon). Maybe get […]
Aug 09, 2017•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Hall of Stupid Faces returns, and our first addition is a returning champion. Was this episode’s death, the best death scene of the whole show? What’s Euron’s plans for Yara? Is it creepy if Jon and Dany hook up? Why does Sarah hate tree faces? Vote in our Season 7 Dead Pool: http://bit.ly/2f4ClzA Support […]
Aug 01, 2017•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Is Game of Thrones going to ruin food for us every episode? Do the White Walkers have a way around the Wall now? How did Grey Worm learn his “skills?” We discuss all this and more this week. Follow The Watchers on the Couch on Facebook Follow @wotcpod on Twitter Join the ONYXedge Studios Podcast […]
Jul 27, 2017•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Game of Thrones is back, and so are we! How long does it take us to make our first dick joke of the season? We recap the episode “Dragonstone,” make our predictions for the season, and introduce our Season 7 Dead Pool. Keep an eye on our watchersonthecouch.com website to cast your votes in the […]
Jul 19, 2017•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Shadow believes! Laura has Mad Sweeney by the balls. Wednesday is revealed to everyone who can’t figure out the obvious. War is officially declared, and not just on the series! In our studio, the war between Mike and Chris escalates, threatening to spill into other shows of the Onyx Edge Podcast Network. Thanks for listening […]
Jun 20, 2017•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast On American Gods, the origin of Mad Sweeney (Pablo Schreiber) is discovered through the story of Essie MacGowan and Laura Moon (Emily Browning.) In the studio, Sarah is quick to kill a bunny, Mike hates everything, and Tim doesn’t know anything about Popeye the Sailor. Sponsors Shop on Amazon using our link and help support […]
Jun 14, 2017•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Fresh off a night of rocking out at Metallica’s “Hardwired” concert at Busch Stadium in St. Louis, Mike tells a story of love that eclipses Shadow and Laura Moon’s. Tim and Sarah explain the Vulcan / Mr. Wednesday relationship to out-of-studio Chris. The gang discusses Mad Sweeney’s favorite word and why it’s such a fun […]
Jun 07, 2017•40 min•Transcript available on Metacast Chris demands Laura Moon take some personal responsibility. Shadow Moon is annoying Mike. Tim pitches a Mad Sweeney spinoff sitcom. Sarah explains organ donation. Support the Show Shop on Amazon Try Audible and Get Two Free Audiobooks Join STARZ Free Trial Obligatory Show Credits The intro/outro music for this episode is “Doing Hard Time” by […]
May 31, 2017•29 min•Transcript available on Metacast Ain’t no cookout like a Dane Cookout! In our discussion of this Laura Moon centered episode, we discuss whether or not the show is unfriendly to non-book readers, backtrack to something we completely missed in the last episode, and, of course, more Dane Cook talk. Support the Show Shop on Amazon Try Audible and Get […]
May 24, 2017•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast We discuss the “Head Full of Snow” episode of American Gods. Are the “Somewhere in America” scenes too hard to follow compared to the book? Does Mike have something against currency? Is Sarah a monster for reading the end of a book before reaching the end? Can a pun be so bad that even Tim […]
May 17, 2017•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sarah, Mike, and Tim attempt to recap and discuss The Secret of Spoons and, as usual, end up talking about genitals. Like… a lot. Chris Naes of the Bacon and Naes podcast contributes his thoughts, as well as the first fan contribution to close the show. Mike hates checkers. Tim has a new favorite character […]
May 10, 2017•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Has the Joker left Gotham for Eagle Point? Does Bilquis have something in common with Tim’s old Rock Band group? What does Sarah know about male anatomy? We discuss the season premiere of the Starz Original Series “American Gods.” Watch “American Gods” on Amazon Channels Join STARZ Free Trial Get two free Audible audiobooks! “American […]
May 03, 2017•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast It’s been awhile! Tim and Sarah are back from getting hitched, and are joined by Chris and Mike. We’re light on in-depth GOT content in this episode as everything seems to be a spoiler. This month we talk about a potential prequel series, pitch some ideas about other shows that could take place in Westeros, […]
Nov 23, 2016•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast What’s happened to the Watchers? We’re still around, but things have been a little busy. Tim drops in to give a quick update on what’s going on, and announces one of his new upcoming projects. Also, if you are a tabletop RPG fan, check out our friends’ podcast: “Tom & Drew’s Magic Item Review!” We’re […]
Sep 28, 2016•4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Special Guest: Frank Cashion 6×10: What an explosive season finale! We discuss the events of the Winds of Winter, Tim sucks at jokes, and we theorize on where the show will go in Season 7. Now that season 6 is over, The Watchers on the Couch will go back to a monthly release schedule until […]
Jun 28, 2016•2 hr 33 min•Transcript available on Metacast Special Guest: Josh Berg 6×09: It’s the most anticipated event of the season. Did it disappoint? We discuss the events in Meereen and Winterfell. There’s new additions to the Hall of Stupid Faces, and we notice a disturbing trend in the Starks. Thor Björnsson makes the greatest commercial in history. Chris Naes sends in some […]
Jun 21, 2016•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast 6×08: This was a very divisive episode amongst the Watchers. They discuss the potential secret Qybern mentioned to Cersei, Tommen’s inevitable death, and whether or not Arya now has superpowers.
Jun 14, 2016•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast 6×07: Old Greggjoy may have a downstairs mixup, but he has expressive eyes. Wun Wun, the largest meteorologist in the Seven Kingdoms, accidentally signs up for battle. And we discuss whether Arya Stark is a candidate for the Hall of Stupid Faces. Tweet us your comments and questions @wotcpod and follow us on Facebook. If […]
Jun 07, 2016•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast 6×06: A book character makes his long awaited debut, we discuss the hypocrisy of the Faceless Men, and come up with more strange theories.
May 31, 2016•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast 6×05: Much has been taken from us this week, and much has been revealed. As we discuss this week’s gut-wrenching episode from the ruins of the former studio, Tim is fixated by the new neighbor and we are interrupted by a pressing phone call.
May 25, 2016•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast 6×04: Loras Tyrell has allergies, Game of Thrones introduces yet another bird to the cast, Mike adds another name to his Hall of Annoying Faces, and we formulate the cure to Greyscale.
May 17, 2016•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast 6×03: What the deal with all these birds?! A Man, A Man, and A Girl discuss a disturbing trend in the shortcomings of characters this season. A new Jon Snow parentage theory is discussed in the wake of Bran’s latest vision. And surprise surprise… book lovers are upset again.
May 10, 2016•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast 6×02: Tim and Mike are joined by long time friend, and Game of Thrones fan, Frank Cashion as they discuss the episode “Home.” Sarah and Chris send in their thoughts. The gang theorizes on the future of a returning character… that’s when things get weird.
May 03, 2016•1 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast