In the most PotterLESS episode yet, Mischa Stanton of ars PARADOXICA joins to discuss Ch. 1 (yes, just one) of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Mike ACTUALLY LIKING A RECAP, magical coup d'etat, dementor sex, Fantasy Law and Order, violent ducks, heterononsense, CSI Miami, The Chorley Test, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ...
Mar 26, 2018•1 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Multitude's own Julia Schifini returns to finish off the remainder of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANOTHER DANG RECAP, "The Weapon," Mike taking a BIG SWING at a theory, McGonagall impressions, found family, determining the worst book in the series, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: patreon.c...
Mar 12, 2018•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast Julia Schifini returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include MIKE GUSHING OVER THE VOLDEMORT vs. DUMBLEDORE FIGHT, dramatic entrances, the return of Phineas Nigellus, weird sides of Twitter, lame puns, minimalist bookshelves, JK's best writing yet, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If you’d like bonus content and/or SHIRTS...
Feb 26, 2018•52 min•Transcript available on Metacast Julia Schifini joins to discuss the beginning of the final five chapters of OotP and IT GETS INTENSE. Topics include boney ponies, Harry Potter and the Rise of Ginny Weasley, Star Wars, one-syllable spells, PHRASING, an important Neville detail, something the movies ACTUALLY did better than the books, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE S...
Feb 12, 2018•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hannah McGregor of Witch Please returns to SASS THE HELL OUT OF OUR BELOVED HOST. Topics include student power, A NEW ELEMENT OF QUIDDITCH MIKE LEARNS HE HATES, the treatment of giants and centaurs, patronus double entendres, Umbridge's likeness to Voldemort, Mike almost nailing a prediction, Mike totally botching a prediction, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPod...
Jan 29, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hannah McGregor of Witch Please joins to discuss Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include settling The Great Trouser Debate, parallels between OotP and current politics, a pensive deep dive, Hannah DESTROYING Mike for being snarky, McGonagall DEMOLISHING Umbridge, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: patreo...
Jan 15, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Eric Silver returns for another giggle-filled discussion of Harry Potter and the Oder of the Phoenix! Topics include Harry's high school struggles, SPORTS, Face/Off, another quidditch rant, heavy fudge, DRAMATIC DUMBLEDORE and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!) TWITTER: twitter.com/p...
Jan 01, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Eric Silver talks with Schubes about various aspects of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix including Wizard Christmas, dealing with teenagers, GINNY STOCK RISING, the Weird Sisters, heart-wrenching moments, Megabus, rolling backpacks, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!) TWI...
Dec 18, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Alex Moothart returns and Kelly Beckman debuts in the FIRST EPISODE WITH TWO GUESTS AT THE SAME TIME! These two debate whether the 5th book is the best in the series or the worst. Topics include Hagrid and Maxime's spin-off movie, Jane Goodall, Harry and Cho's Cringefest, Hogwarts needing a therapist, Pokemon, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN AB...
Dec 04, 2017•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Zach Valenti returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include feminist stairwells, skiving off, Big Wizarding Pharma, MIKE DOING A 180 ON HIS DOBBY HATRED, the funniest line in the series, JK's incredible planning, and more! Be sure to find Zach on Wolf 359 and Focused AF! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PAT...
Nov 20, 2017•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast Zach Valenti of Wolf 359 joins to talk Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Large spiky black Ds, Umbridge vs. everyone, McG continuing to KILL IT, Pokemon battles, sick burns, Harry “Inspector Gadget” Potter, Red-headed dogs, FIRE WHISKEY, GINNY’S BIG MOMENT, The Declaration of Independence, being fancy, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodca...
Nov 06, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Lauren Shippen of the Bright Sessions podcast returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Jim Dale's signing, JK hating Hufflepuff, Ron's numbness to romance, Hermione standing up for herself, Snape & Umbridge are horrible teachers, JK's obsession with ejaculation, McGonagall being the GOAT, literate owls, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSIT...
Oct 23, 2017•1 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast Lauren Shippen, creator of the Bright Sessions podcast, joins to discuss chapters 9 and 10 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include a need for wizard statistics, Book Ginny outshining Movie Ginny, Sirius “Whiny Bitch” Black, Harry “Anti-Prefect” Potter, the rise of Mrs. Weasley, lime green bowlers, tonal shifts, AND MIKE PREDICTING THINGS CORRECTLY. — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, W...
Oct 09, 2017•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast On this ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Eric Schneider returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANGSTY HARRY and how he almost made Mike stop reading, more reasons why Percy sucks, House Elf Taxidermy, the appeal of Voldemort's Army, TOO MUCH CLEANING, Arthur being bad at his job, and SASSFEST 2017 Thanks so much for listening! Feel free to visit PotterlessPodcast.com and follow us at twitter.com/PotterlessPod, Facebook.com/Potterless, and Instagram.com/Pot...
Sep 25, 2017•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Eric Schneider joins to discuss the opening chapters of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include exposition dumps, The Cauldron Black Market, Petunia+James?, "Probably Voldemort," ANGSTY HARRY, mid-2000s teen comedies, TONKS, and most importantly, THE RETURN OF THE PUT-OUTER! Thanks for listening! Feel free to check us out at PotterlessPodcast.com, facebook.com/potterless, twitter.com/potterlesspod, and instagram.com/potterlesspodcast. If you want shirts or other bonus content, ...
Sep 11, 2017•55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sydney Adams returns to close out the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include how the movie ruined the epic battle, Mike accidentally guessing the plot twist, toilet polyjuice potion, line dances, Azkaban being poorly run, Priori Incantatem Problems, thoughts on Phoenixes, Kreepy Krum, Vicious Hermione, and more! HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: SHIRTS ARE HAPPENING! Head on over to Patreon.com/Potterless to check out the new Patreon tiers for stickers, shirts, and live streams! ...
Aug 28, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sydney Adams returns to cover the meatiest part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in an episode LOADED with laughs and tangents. Topics include "GOTTA BE BAGMAN!", Hermione's inner monologue, The Disturbed and The Dangerous, Wizarding participation trophies, Weasley rankings, Wizard braces, the Oogachaka baby, villain speeches, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: Potterle...
Aug 14, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast New York Times Bestseller and co- host of Pottercast, Melissa Anelli, returns to discuss Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include Fancy Viktor Krum, 5 things wrong with Snape, Crouch vs. Bagman III, anthrax, 80's montages, AND THE DARKEST HARRY POTTER THEORY EVER. Thanks for listening! Feel free to follow us at twitter.com/PotterlessPod, facebook.com/Potterless, Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast, or potterlesspodcast.com. If you want bonus content, head over to patreon.com/Potterless. A...
Jul 31, 2017•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Schubes speaks with FREAKING NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR, Melissa Anelli! Topics include Harry's refusal to ask questions, Book Krum's dominance over Movie Krum, JK's sneak jokes, Polite Sassy Dumbeldore, Myrtle's dark turn, Ron being a seer, Percy being worse than Voldemort, Hogwarts allowing death, Hermione's botched research, and more! Thanks for listening! Feel free to follow us at twitter.com/potterlesspod, Facebook.com/Potterless, Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast, or visit Potterless...
Jul 17, 2017•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast A whole episode devoted to the Yule Ball. Get. HYPED. First, Rosianna Halse Rojas returns to discuss the Yule Ball. Topics include Dobby's dope socks, Hermione's smart play with teeth, Krum's character development, Snape vendetta against bushes, and Roger “The Trifecta” Davies. Then, Vanessa Zoltan of Harry Potter and the Sacred Text joins to FURTHER DISCUSS the Yule Ball. Topics include Wizard dermatology, The Weird Sisters, Voldemort's hatred of finals, the start of Ron’s crush, Warrior Hermio...
Jul 06, 2017•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Rosianna Halse Rojas returns to discuss three more chapters of GoF! Topics include Pomfrey reaching her breaking point, Krooked Karkarov, Harry's incredibly lame burn, the largest subtweet in history, Ron's improved joke game, Crouch Vs Bagman heating up, and how the screenwriter of the 4th film royally screwed up. Thanks for listening! Feel free to check us out on Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, facebook.com/Potterless, and patreon.com/Potterless, where you can receive access to bonus content! We're...
Jun 19, 2017•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Schubes is joined by Rosianna Halse Rojas (@papertimelady) to discuss wide range of topics about Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Topics include the complications of the Goblet's contract, Petty Hedwig, Hermione being good at everything, the character arc of the skrewts, Snape being unforgivable , phallic Olivander, Savage Sirius, Sassy Dumbledore, The Great Toast Debate, and MIKE LEARNING JK HATES (writing about) QUIDDITCH! Thanks for listening! Feel free to check us out on twitter.com/pott...
Jun 05, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jake Kilroy returns to discuss the meatier parts of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include Mike's Latin classes in high school paying off, I Destroy as I Speak: the band, STOAOOFMCACFACITLS, social commentary on textbooks, disgust towards the casting choices of the movies, and more! Most importantly, Jake defends the two things Schubes hates most: Dobby and QUIDDITCH. THIS IS MUST-LISTEN ENTERTAINMENT, EVERYONE! Thanks for listening! Join in on the fun at Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, ...
May 22, 2017•42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jake Kilroy joins to discuss a far less problematic section of Goblet of Fire! Topics include Percy rants, Malfoy rants, Destructive Ron in need of an intervention, Patrick Swayze, Snape being a dick, no one loving Prof. Vector, and more! Thanks for all the support and all the ratings! #WizardOn! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATRE...
May 08, 2017•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast David Tres, host of Contemporary Cage, is back to discuss arguably the worst section of the entire Harry Potter series. Topics include Cold Blooded JK Rowling, Douchey Mr. Diggory, a bountiful harvest of quidditch rants, Jim Dale's awful voices, Finding Nemo Leprechauns, Momma Weasley yelling at Percy, and more! Thanks for listening, and as always, #WizardOn! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! ...
Apr 24, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast David Tres joins to discuss his least favorite part of the series, the beginning of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include nipple snakes, Sensitive Voldemort, Wizard Playstation, Bill not being cool, Pigwidgeon being a bad name, and MORE QUIDDITCH RANTS. The entire 150 pages discussed in this episode and next can be summarized in four bullet points, so these episodes are LOADED with sass. Thanks for listening! For a FREE BONUS EPISODE, head on over to patreon.com/potterless! You can...
Apr 11, 2017•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast Julia Schifini returns to talk the ending of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Topics include Wizard CSI, ranking the best Hogwarts professors, pet lions, Roman mythology, 80s montages, SASSY DUMBLEDORE, Savage Hermione, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!) TWITTER:...
Mar 27, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Schubes is joined by Julia Schifini to discuss two of the most dramatic, plot twist filled chapters in the Harry Potter series! Topics include the awesomeness of Madame Pomfrey, Sirius Black's melodramatic antics, racism against werewolves, silvery orbs, and more! Thanks to everyone for the support! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PA...
Mar 14, 2017•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Schubes is joined by Jordan Edwards of LeakyCon to wonder WHY THE HECK DIDN'T HOGWARTS SHUT DOWN WHEN RON WAS ALMOST MURDERED BY SIRIUS BLACK, analyze many confusing aspects of Quidditch, discuss one thing Mike ACTUALLY LIKES about Quidditch, make patronus innuendos, and more! Thanks to our new Patreon supporters and SPECIAL THANKS to our producers, Leanne Davis, Michael, and Griffin Mekelburg. If pledging money in exchange for bonus content interests you, head over to Patreon.com/Potterless, an...
Feb 27, 2017•57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Ashley Strongarm joins the podcast to discuss a very troubling section of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Topics include A GLORIOUS QUIDDITCH RANT, the carelessness of wizards, the convenience of Sirius' backstory, SASSY MCGONAGALL, the name disparity in brooms, and more! Feel free to follow us on Twitter (@PotterlessPod) and pledge to our Patreon (patreon.com/potterless) to receive bonus content! Thanks again for all the support! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! D...
Feb 13, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
