David Gordon (Alas Earwax!) returns to talk more of the camping escapades in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include the New Jersey State Flag, George D.C., Wizard Theology, The Potter Museum, Nagini’s thoroughness, Animporphs, reading comprehension, Voldey’s restraint, 1/8-assed wands, and more! -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT TH...
Mar 11, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast Eric Silver returns to tackle the start of the camping chapters from Deathly Hallows! Topics include: Chris Angel the DeathEater, Air Bud 12, wizard hunting, Mike’s identification with Voldemort, KFC, the hierarchy of drinking games, plotholes, the bread heist, hunger autopilot, Windows screensavers, Nom Kippuur, JK's bullshit, Horcrux Killah, Ron’s privilege, and more! Thanks to our sponsors, SKILLSHARE - for 2 free months, go to www.skillshare.com/Potterless -- Thanks for listening to this epi...
Mar 04, 2019•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast David Gordon of wizard rock band Alas Earwax! joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include purity obsession, Zootopia, square books, rage video culture, Wakanda, Arthur Weasley being a boss, Sectum Tempura, Harry the improviser, face-punching, and more! Also, David made an incredible song based on this episode that is included at the end! DOWNLOAD “ENTER THICKNESSE” - www.bit.ly/enterthicknesse DOWNLOAD THE RAP BATTLE FROM Ep. 64 - www.bit.ly/thestoryoflupindon Than...
Feb 25, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast Bayana and Robyn from #WizardTeam make a return to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Dark Mark tattoos, Pinky & the Brain, Carmen San Diego, Barty Crouch Jr.’s dedication to teaching, Ru Paul, Voldemort’s security, side-eyeing quizmasters, The Bone Throne, Critical Fandom and more! Also, Schubes dedicates the second half of the episode to a Q&A! DOWNLOAD THE RAP BATTLE FROM Ep. 64 - www.bit.ly/thestoryoflupindon Thanks to our sponsors! SHAKER AND SPOON: for $20 off y...
Feb 18, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast The lovely ladies from #WizardTeam join to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include redemption arcs, Pius Thiccness, stealing magic, moving the goalposts, Lupin’s self hate, Wizard Sex Ed, Star Wolf, All CAPS HARRY, JK Rowling’s race relations, Fireball, The Pontiac Bandit, Draymond Green, and more! Also, this episode has A RAP BATTLE IN IT. DOWNLOAD THE RAP BATTLE - www.bit.ly/thestoryoflupindon Thanks to out sponsors! TAVOUR: Get $10 in credit after a $25+ purchase ...
Feb 11, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Nathan Cox and Alison Luhrs of Jet City Improv join Mike LIVE IN SEATTLE to discuss Ch. 10 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and then have a super fun Q&A session with the audience! Topics include: racist beds, Farrah Fawcett, baby broomsticks, the worst animagi, CONFIRMING R.A.B., Apple User Agreements, the house elf uprising, Night at the Museum, House Schubert, ICP, wizard basketball, Viva La Bam, and more! POTTERLESS LIVE IN PORTLAND: www.listenupportland.com Thanks to our sponsors! HO...
Feb 04, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Eric Silver makes his return to chat about the one glimmer of hope in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Ottery St. Catchpole, luncheons, throwing tweets in the trash, JK’s elite sass writing, The Curs-ed Child, Re-ranking the Weasleys, flying chairs, The Illuminati, prejudice, cat-calls, action movie tropes, Draco’s internship, and more! POTTERLESS LIVE IN PORTLAND (2/17): www.listenupportland.com Thanks to our sponsor, WARBY PARKER - For a free Home Try-On Kit, go to www.warb...
Jan 28, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sequoia Simone of Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them joins for an episode filled with silly HEATED discussions. Topics include real Quidditch, Puddlemere United, Merlin’s saggy left testicle, the emergence of Sassy Ron, THE RETURN OF CHARLIE, licking faces, the grope debate, spherical cakes, Put Outer vs. Deluminator, Wizard Barnes & Noble, Puppetmaster Dumbledore, and more! PORTLAND LIVE SHOW (2/17): www.listenupportland.com Thanks to our sponsors, CARE/OF - get 50% off if you go to takecare...
Jan 21, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast Emma Sherr-Ziarko of Wolf 359 and Pairing joins to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Nymphadora the Explorer, Roald Dahl, flawed Order plans, the one good Slytherin, No B.S. Lupin, "Really, expelliarmus?!", Loki, God, Robert Galbraith, escalating deaths, petty old people, and more! POTTERLESS LIVE SHOWS - potterlesspodcast.com/live Thanks to our sponsor: SHAKER & SPOON - Get $20 off your first box by going to shakerandspoon.com/potterless Thanks for listening! ...
Jan 14, 2019•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast Amanda McLoughlin comes through again to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include dunking on Marie GrandPre, claptrap, Dedalus Diggle, mauve tophats, public transportation, Mike liking a Dursley chapter?, hair obsessions, the worst shots, Flying Voldemort, Dragon Fire Boops, Qi, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, SKILLSHARE: Get 2 free months when you go to www.skillshare.com/Potterless — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? C...
Jan 07, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Transcript available on Metacast Amanda McLoughlin makes a return to school Mike on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include poetry prologues, creepy peacocks, Voldadmort, assigned seating, Thiccness, anti-fascism, Dodgie Dodge, Wizard ASMR, wizards vs warlocks, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, BACKBLAZE - for a 15 day free trial, go to backblaze.com/Potterless! -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: www.pott...
Dec 31, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Johnny is back to round out the final chapters of HBP! WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS BOOK FOR 9 MONTHS HOLY CRAP. Topics include Pablo Sanchez, Pokemon names, selling Felix Felicis, British English being wrong, basketball awkwardness, Future Mike’s gonna flip, Gibbon, Regulus Black, British vs. French food, Silence of the Lambs, funeral pyres, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, TAB FOR A CAUSE - Get the Chrome extension at www.tabforacause.org/Potterless -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potter...
Dec 17, 2018•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Johnny makes his return to talk about an intense pair of chapters in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include crenelated ramparts, wizard rock band names, Quip City, MIKE NAILS THE ROSMERTA PREDICTION, Final Destination, illustration spoilers, the iPhone game, Snape impressions, creating spells, wondering WTF is actually in the 6th movie, and more! the GIF we talk about Thanks to our sponsor, MRS. FIELDS - For 20% off your order, go to mrsfields.com and enter promo code POTTERLESS ...
Dec 03, 2018•1 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast [DISCLAIMER: MY AUDIO GOT MESSED UP THIS EPISODE AND I'M SORRY] Mike's best friend and fellow garbage person, Johnny Frohlichstein, joins to make themselves laugh (and hopefully you too) about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include underutilizing the inferi, the Flying Dutchman, kegstands, Drunkledore, big spoiler free boy, Johnny Cash, Dumbledore Jones, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Meddling Adults! Listen to Mike's charity game show podcast about solving children's mysteries...
Nov 19, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Kelly Beckman makes it a trifecta and returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Eileen “Not Pretty” Prince, Gobstones teams, NBA Street Vol. 2, handwriting, Mike making VERY BOLD and VERY INCORRECT predictions, girlfriends at other schools, trash talking, Mike calling out Rosmerta, and more! VANCOUVER PODFEST INFO: www.bit.ly/potterlessvan Thanks to our sponsor, CALM - www.calm.com/Potterless for 25% off a premium subscription -- Thanks for listening to this ...
Nov 05, 2018•1 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Kelly Beckman returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Elvis, Dueling Champion Flitwick, "Why was Lockheart hired?", Dwight Howard, Mapquest, Dean's super strength, AND SOME MORE QUIDDITCH BULLSHIT. Thanks to our sponsor, FAR AWAY - Pre-order the game for just $40! www.bit.ly/potterlessfaraway -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: www.potterlesspo...
Oct 23, 2018•1 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Potterless' web designer, the reason the show exists, and my girlfriend, Kelly Beckman, joins to discuss HORCRUXES (and other elements of Half-Blood Prince)! Topics include: Slughorn also sucks, Big Scientist JK Rowling, ear trumpets, strategy for Voldemort, circus peanuts vs. candy corn, a sad realization about Phinneas, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Shaker and Spoon! Go to www.shakerandspoon.com/wizardon for $20 off your first box! -- Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’...
Oct 09, 2018•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast TAG TEAM, BACK AGAIN! My sister makes her third stint on Potterless to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include chucking vs. dumping, Moaning Myrtle the Poltergeist, Harry not caring about his mom, Brooklyn 99, fake drinking, Spider-Man 3, Zuul, the creepiness of dating cousins, and more! Thanks to our sponsors! BACKBLAZE: go to www.backblaze.com/Potterless for a full-feature 15-day free trial — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the jour...
Sep 24, 2018•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast My older sister returns to discuss a pensieve-filled episode about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Rick Steves, breakups, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” The Hokey Pokey, Borgin & Burkes the Musical, savage Narrator Harry, Harry’s crush on Tom, honey badgers, the return of Yungledore, Explosion Thundercloud, Mean Girls, Prince, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Calm! Start daily meditation and get 25% off your membership with Calm by going to www.calm.com/potterless —...
Sep 10, 2018•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast My beloved sister, Meghan, who tried to get me to read the series for YEARS joins to discuss Ch. 19 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fred vs. George, Ron’s bad injury luck, Harry endangering the Weasleys, Hagrid’s lack of self-awareness, fake sleeping, sexy voices, Mike’s brilliant Quidditch strategy and more! Thanks to this week's sponsor, Tab For a Cause! Raise money for charity easily a www.tabforacause.org/potterless POTTERLESS MERCH: www.bit.ly/merchon — Thanks for ...
Aug 27, 2018•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Punch Up the Jam's Miel Bredouw makes her return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Scantron cheating, Ralphing, Snape’s aesthetics, naughty dictionaries, Mike’s concern for apparition, The 5 D’s of Dodgeball, Slugworth, The Racist 5, avoiding peer pressure, and more! STICK AROUND AFTER THE CREDITS FOR A SENTIMENTAL MOMENT. — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard O...
Aug 13, 2018•53 min•Transcript available on Metacast Miel of Punch Up The Jam joins to talk Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, largely through the form of elongated improv bits and serious shade. Topics include painting wine questions, Hermione needing better friends, Hogwarts tuition, Sexy Tom Riddle, Jackass, sassy Parseltongue, the stupidity of the Riddles, Mike's prediction for Horcruxes, and more! LIVE SHOW (8/3) TICKETS: bit.ly/PotterlessSEA MERCH: bit.ly/merchon — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journ...
Jul 30, 2018•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Danny from Potterotica joins to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! It's been a bit, but Mike gets FIRED UP in this one. Topics include love potions, Pince & Filch, the Santa Barbara TSA, Fleur DeLaCroix, Sanguini the pasta vampire, YMCA Quidditch, children buffets, cargo shorts, and more! LIVE SHOW (8/3) TICKETS: bit.ly/PotterlessSEA NEW PODCAST: horsehoops.com — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as alwa...
Jul 16, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast BOYS NIGHT! Three fellas sit down with Schubes to discuss the second half of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14! Topics include dad jokes, the search for nice Slytherins, Space Jam, The Fat Bastard Premises, Hogwarts demographics, Drake, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring! Visit audible.com/Potterless or text "POTTERLESS" to 500-500 to start your 30-day free trial and get a free audiobook as well! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to ...
Jul 02, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast The lovely Kelly Beckman teams up with Amanda and Julia to discuss the first half of Book 6, Chapter 14! This episode also features a new recurring segment in Potterless! Topics include get kinky at Hogwarts, all boys high schools, the love monster, GINNY'S RECKONING, the potential of the future Weasleys, Stockholm Syndrome, Mike's tattoo idea, and more! For merchandise and to try and help your house win a bonus episode, head to bit.ly/merchon! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterles...
Jun 18, 2018•54 min•Transcript available on Metacast British writer Dottie James returns to talk some serious Voldemort action in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dense Harry, getting wizard drunk, British insults, Youngledore, Vim Troll, and more! MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Head to bit.ly/merchon to get your sweet new gear! Patrons get a 15% discount! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT ...
Jun 04, 2018•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast British poet, writer, and Youtuber Dottie James joins to continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dottie correcting Mike's British mistakes, The Silent "t" Debate, The Put Outer, understanding Tom Riddle Sr., sympathy for Hagrid, TWO INCREDIBLY BOLD PREDICTIONS, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring today's episode! To start your free 30-day trial and get a FREE AUDIOBOOK, go to audible.com/Potterless or text "POTTERLESS" to 500-500. — Thanks for l...
May 21, 2018•1 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Gabriel and Sarah, the dynamic duo from Wolf 359, return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fleur vs. Tonks, Malfoy FINALLY bullying well, Potterless’ first vape joke, a Ludo Bagman deep dive, Ron’s predictions, Ultimate Frisbee, ANOTHER QUIDDITCH RANT, Harry’s best dig on Snape, a gripe with potions, and more! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: p...
May 07, 2018•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Gabriel Urbina and Sarah Shachat, writers of Wolf 359, join to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include 90s Rad Teen Tonks, Bill "Indiana Jones" Weasley, Fleur's accent, the utter dominance of Ginny Weasley, gaming the Hogwarts system, the return of the trope, AND ANOTHER QUIDDITCH RANT! — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHO...
Apr 23, 2018•1 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Mischa Stanton returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Double-Triple Agent Snape, lit Passover, the color puce, furnituremagi, book Slytherins vs. real Slytherins, best/worst teachers, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring this episode! For a free audiobook to go along with a 30-day free trial for first-time users, go to audible.com/Potterless or text “Potterless” to 500-500. — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journ...
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