Well the tide has turned and it’s finally time for Rory to get cooked for a bad take. On our latest Patreon Rory vehemently said Chris Rock isn’t an A-List celebrity. All of us, including Clay, went at him (join our patreon to participate in that debate https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal). Mal has been searching his name and checking out comments made about his rap battle commentary. Make sure you all keep that same energy when you see him. Mal also thinks a man was in love with him, and asks R...
May 21, 2024•2 hr 55 min•Transcript available on Metacast Today we’re joined by the star of ‘Love Is Blind’ Season 6, Clay. We start with his signature toast and get right into the mess. After a brief recap of the sickest moments of the show & Clay’s red flags we get into his latest scandal…a “relationship” with Celina Powell (13:55). We discussed the TikToks she posted and the message from Clay’s mom. Then we get in our therapy bag and try to unpack this root of this relationship trauma, as well as how difficult it’s been to adjust to being held to th...
May 17, 2024•2 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Rory wants to start with inter-ginger hate. He’s here to say (for the 4th time) that the clock is back on for Ice Spice. Her redundant lyrics led us to discover her fetish (04:30). Last week Julian & Demaris had a night out and revisit the ‘song of the summer’ conversation. Meanwhile poor baby Amara broke her leg (12:54). In rap beef news, Drake fled to Turks (waved the white flag *Julian wrote this* ) and Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” hits #1 on Billboard (24:34). As we wait for the music video we c...
May 14, 2024•2 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast This feels like the fastest 48 hours we’ve ever had. All of our phones have been blowing up, but no one more than OVO Mal. We ask Mal if he feels differently about the beef following the response he received. We get into the dangers of the allegations that have come to the forefront of this conflict, SA & DV. We speculate who will drop next and why (33:00). Then we get into the antics that have happened off the microphone- multiple shootings and a label conspiracy (42:01). We predict more exchan...
May 10, 2024•2 hr 56 min•Transcript available on Metacast We always seem to go on vacation at the most ideal time. I’d say we’re well rested, but we’re not. Like many of you we were refreshing our timelines and analyzing each diss record in real time. Over break we didn’t jump on a call or really discuss anything that happened. This is the first conversation we’ve had as a team. We came into the studio with our own opinions, which we hope you’ve formed as well at this point. An opinion not shaped by a twitter feed or reddit thread. There are no voicema...
May 07, 2024•3 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast THIS EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED…Long before Kendrick dropped. Our Ginger King turns 34 this week. He’s getting lost in Mexico which means this episode is previously recorded. We talk about the gender differences between men & women’s birthdays. This turns into a discussion about when you “officially” become an adult. We cover Mal’s 34th birthday and the team's favorite bday memories. Somehow this leads to us talking about women getting intimate with a horse (29:40). Julian introduces the ma...
May 03, 2024•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re in the heart of Taurus season and Rory deserves a birthday month or at least a present. None of which will happen. Would you let your girl have a man cook for her in her house? Well Rory has and as expected Mal doesn’t approve. Mal gives us a workout update and reminds us how insane it is to be a professional athlete - all steroids welcomed (11:34). In local news, Eric Adams has an episode coming with Drink Champs (15:00). Julian passed an unalive body the other day, just proof that NYC is...
Apr 30, 2024•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Roc Nation’s days are numbered…unless we have something to say about it. Megan Thee Stallion is back in the headlines and unfortunately not for a great reason. Her former photographer is outing her for missed payments & a “toxic” work environment. Mal goes on to tell us how that’s his ideal environment. This leads to finding out Mal & Julian’s dad have a lot in common, black magic (negro magico) (26:45). This becomes the theme of the episode. Meanwhile Ne-Yo, who dresses like a black magician, h...
Apr 26, 2024•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Everyone in? Good. The ride continues. On Saturday Drake released “Taylor Made Freestyle” ft. Tupac & Snoop Dogg (AI voices). Is AI good? Was this appreciation or appropriation? Does this second release change Kendrick’s release schedule? We provide speculative answers to all these new questions (10:43). During this discussion Rory also offers an apology to J Cole (27:34). Rory also believes that Taylor Swift is the person we believe Drake to be (35:15). Well none of us wanted this to happen, bu...
Apr 23, 2024•2 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Looks like we’re getting more than we initially thought. Before we get into that…it’s been a long 48 hours. We breakdown how we’ve spent our time waiting for Kendrick’s response. We cover Mal’s liked tweets, middle school clothing, and climate change in Dubai. Mal shares with us some news about an upcoming Kendrick album (21:57). Is the boogeyman coming? We speculate over the AI Kendrick diss and the other one that was never confirmed or denied. We discuss the IG Story shots Drake & Rick Ross ha...
Apr 19, 2024•2 hr 39 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hip Hop is back! Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. We have a rolling start as Mal dances his way into frame and continues to dance in his seat to Drake’s “Push Ups”. We don’t waste any time and get right into both Rick Ross & Drake’s diss records. We do a lyric breakdown and pick our favorite moments from Drake’s response. We have mixed reviews on Rick Ross’s song/trolling. Where are the nukes? We speculate what breaking news could bring the 6 God down (52:26) . We address the Yachty reference tr...
Apr 16, 2024•2 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Mal needs therapy and from a specific type of person. We’re back to full strength after Mal’s historic rant last episode. Julian is back to share his perspective from Dreamville Fest and more (32:14). Mal continues to clarify his thoughts. In other beef news (that we have fueled) Chris Brown responds to Quavo on his deluxe album (45:31). In more serious news we send our condolences to Mister Cee (47:52). Then we’re told OJ Simpson passed away, which leads to a mixed review of his memorializing (...
Apr 12, 2024•2 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast Mal is gloating. Rory is instigating. And Demaris is sliding down a wall. A battle has been fought... well, kind of. We jump right into the retelling of our weekend with rap and where we all were when J.Cole dissed Kendrick... as well as when he apologized. Mal has a legendary monologue, letting us know exactly how this weekend marked the end of J. Cole's career and legacy as a GOAT. We contemplate whether the Big 2 will continue their bromance or end it, and Mal gives us some insight as to why ...
Apr 09, 2024•2 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music career? Then Mal owes Clay from Love Is Blind an apology (24:50). Staying in divorce Gypsy Rose calls it quits with her husband and is quickly seen back with her ex (29:30). Then Rory demands people respect Monica Lewinsky and Hilary Clinton (32:50). We get into some past relationships. Then Julian asks the guys a question that ends up turning into him ...
Apr 05, 2024•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shoutout Clay & AD for providing us with so much entertainment. We breakdown the sickness of this season (no worries even if you haven’t watched, we provide context). Staying on “reality tv”, comedian Jerrod Carmichael got rejected from Tyler The Creator (27:36). Was this moment real? And what is a twink? We learn Mal still texts women “I had a dream about you...
Apr 02, 2024•2 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast We picked a great week to plan a vacation. Before we get into the big stories we cover the DC show and the fight that broke out. After the show everyone went on vacation. Demaris was throwing cheeks in Turks and Rory was in Miami taking helicopter rides over Diddy’s house. Diddy’s homes were raided and we predict what’ll happen to everyone involved (15:02). If you missed our three hour Twitter Spaces (available on YouTube) we get into the short term aftermath of Kendrick’s verse (56:38). When wi...
Mar 29, 2024•3 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Post pandemic NY hits differently. The city is full of dogs. We reminisce over our first gaming systems as kids and how to properly diagnose our friends' learning disabilities (7:32). Rory shares a very specific story about a kid who went to high school with him. We take an early voicemail about boundaries being tested (22:59). This leads to a very personal conversation about half siblings. We take another voicemail about hooking up with an old fling following a divorce (51:15). We learn when th...
Mar 26, 2024•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover the classics and a couple current ones. Then we talk about life before podcasting and how we choose our social handles (19:12). We discuss the anomaly that is Elon Musk (28:12). This leads to a conversation about fan culture, the jersey buying days, and other early 2000s fashion trends (37:14). Well unfortunately we live in a sick world. Nickelodeon t...
Mar 22, 2024•2 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out there. Rory failed at taking Amara down a slide (15:46) (please watch on YouTube) Is social media helping or hurting Meek (22:20)? We discussed if he’d fare well in the podcast space. Meanwhile, Rory still thinks the clock is on for Sexyy Red (35:57). This becomes a conversation about longevity in hip hop which leads to an early contender for song of the sum...
Mar 22, 2024•3 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re stressed out. Rory and Demaris were on the Discord Wednesday night holding a Def Poetry Slam. Mal takes this as an opportunity to bring up Julian’s new photography instagram account (14:04). This amount of laughing from this segment caused Mal to walk off set to gather himself. Once the funnies settle we get to the “beef”. Recently Consequence took shots at the guys on another podcast. Rory & Mal use this time to clear the air (with receipts) (28:50). Speaking of receipts, Yes Julz was fir...
Mar 15, 2024•2 hr 12 min•Transcript available on Metacast This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of Women’s History Month which leads into women on women conflict (12:26), LSU vs. South Carolina (16:36). In other basketball news, LeBron was cozied up courtside (21:08). Then Mal corrects Rory about a recent interview which led to a conversation about us going on other people’s podcasts (27:11). Are podcasters celebrities (39:42)? Shaun King is def...
Mar 12, 2024•2 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our favorite spots . Anyway, the guys hit the studio together and Mal quickly has criticism for Rory (9:00). We break down Rory’s studio swag, or lack thereof. We decide to take another voicemail early in the episode where we learn about each other's career/personal milestones (29:25). Anyone check on Ryan Garcia? We get into the depths of this conspiracy (47:...
Mar 08, 2024•2 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (21:15). As usual, the room is split on how to handle these hypotheticals. Demaris shares that men can...
Mar 05, 2024•2 hr 22 min•Transcript available on Metacast On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change your towels, sheets, & toothbrushes? This leads into a conversation about gym routine which ultimately lands us in the steam room (08:27). The guys make fun of Julian’s steam room “fantasies”. After everyone gets their jokes off we play a voicemail the earliest we ever have in an episode (20:02). Congrats to Rel (not our Rel) on getting laid. It’s t...
Mar 01, 2024•2 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z dirty macked Mal and Rory’s poor decision making that led him to bring someone fresh out to an adult club (6:08). Last week the team from Dreamville was all over NY. We cover the wild festivities which led to Julian having a moment with J Cole (Mal’s reaction goes as expected) (28:33). Then we catch Mal up on an off-mic conversation Rory, Julian a...
Feb 27, 2024•2 hr 5 min•Transcript available on Metacast Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an in depth argument amongst the team. The timeline/world is becoming one big deepfake. We cover Bobbi Althoff & Rubi Rose’s “leaks” (55:04). For those in Mal’s age group do you remember Buttman Magazines? Let’s talk music…J Cole is beginning what seems to be the rollout for his forthcoming album, ‘The Fall Off’. Does he need a classic album (1:07:21)? We ...
Feb 23, 2024•2 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Brown, however Julian wasn’t as lucky (6:32). This leads to a conversation about Chris getting uninvited from the NBA Celebrity All-Star game (12:47). Overall, the All-Star weekend was disappointing. We offer some solutions to make it better (20:00). In music news, Benzino appeared on Drink Champs and the Henny won (34:26). We react to his meltdown ove...
Feb 20, 2024•2 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re live again from a hidden location. In fact it’s so hidden that Mal couldn’t find his way. Unfortunately, Moneybag Mal is under the weather on Valentine’s Day of all days. Today, Rory & Julian are here to cover some nasty topics. First Rory’s ‘I Thought It’d Be Different’ merch is available now! In the spirit of Valentine’s Day we speculate if Mal is hiding a family (4:00) . Then we get into Hot One’s Sean Evans dating an adult film star (16:00). Is this the new norm / a roll out? We specul...
Feb 16, 2024•2 hr 50 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re on the road (wait for the visuals). (00:00) We’re reporting for this nightcast from across the country and we quickly address travel habits (5:30). We recap our personal Super Bowl plans (13:15) . Rory claims Julian would have thrived where he watched the game. Meanwhile, Mal was home alone (shocker). We have the Mahomes and Brady convo before we jump into asking was this the best halftime performance in the last 20 years (33:00)? Mal believes Usher should be brought out Travis Kelce’s ex,...
Feb 13, 2024•2 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & receiving nudes. We share personal stories and the truth behind sharing explicit content. Even Yomi shares a story (10:45). We cover the weird responses from Adin Ross & Adam 22 (23:00). Sadly, after learning details about the leak Mal has decided to remove Drake’s music from his phone. The d*ck talk continues going over snipped and unsnipped (40:00). We learn ...
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