Mal is skeptical…which isn’t new, but this time it’s about nature docs. We revisit the imploded submarine and give our predictions of what the afterlife looks like. Over the weekend Rory, Julian and Yomi went to Larry June’s show. Staying on music, the BET Awards were over the weekend. We ran through the top moments Busta Rhymes, JT vs. Uzi / Ice Spice, Offset & Quavo reunite, Chief Keef. Then we breakdown Offset’s relationship trouble with Cardi B. Somehow this leads to Mal thinking Julian woul...
Jun 27, 2023•2 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Under the sea…lives a conspiracy (maybe?) The biggest news of the week has been the missing, now found, submarine. We speculate which leads to a critique of one of the passenger’s stepsons who chose to attend a concert and message an Only Fans model. Mal defends his disdain towards stepchildren. Cardi B provided her point of view which led to a conversation about her and Tasha K. Meanwhile in Paris, Pharrell hosted his first Louis Vuitton fashion show. All the stars were out and hip-hop beef mad...
Jun 23, 2023•2 hr 9 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Juneteenth! We start with our perspective on the holiday. Rory is fresh off his first Father’s Day, which leads to a conversation about stepfathers. Demaris doubled back on Pergola, while Julian pulled up on Eddin’s DJ set. In bigger news over the weekend J. Cole is part owner of the Charlotte Hornets. Quavo and Offset are seen publicly together for the first time since the split. We give an update on the shows we are currently watching, The Idol and Black Mirror (spoilers). Meanwhile, Gun...
Jun 20, 2023•2 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW ON NEWRORYNMAL.COM!!! Demaris is selling foot videos. Find her on Cameo stepping on cigarette butts. Speaking of feet, Doja Cat is back with the first single off her upcoming album. Is she dissing Nicki? And will she go #1 on Billboard? That being said, hip-hop doesn’t have a #1 this year. We discuss why that might be the case. We stay on music and discuss Made in America’s female-dominant lineup and a couple other festivals. Then we get to the biggest controversy in musi...
Jun 16, 2023•2 hr 6 min•Transcript available on Metacast From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his rumored relationship with YesJulz. We stay on social media relationships and talk about Shaq shooting his shot at a viral Home Depot employee (insert Rory reminding us he’s eskimo bros with Shaq). Lastly on internet love, we give an update on Zion. Meanwhile in real life, Floyd Mayweather is now feuding with the notorious mafia Gotti family. Is this...
Jun 13, 2023•2 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Vision, are we done for? Do we want to connect with people or pretend to? Zion might as well have been breathing NYC air based on his baby momma drama. Let’s talk music…in the middle of this recording Drake released a new feature. Is it too early for the song of the summer? And find out why Rory hopes nobody in R&B releases new music. And yes, we (Mal) addr...
Jun 09, 2023•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re back from a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian hit the road on Sunday to get extremely industry at Roots Picnic. Rory has officially been initiated to the Act Bad Summer (check twitter to watch him dance on beat) We debate whether or not sign language at festivals is legit. DJ Drama decided to “make peace” with Meek during his set, while at Summer Jam, Cardi threw some shade at Ice Spice during her performance. Did Meg invent woman empowerment? and is Da Baby still canceled? Rory addresses some...
Jun 06, 2023•2 hr 11 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demaris return after Rory’s album release party. We go over Rory’s press run and Amara’s (Rory’s Daughter) first flight experience. Julian “acted bad” at the release party while Demaris was hours late. RIP to Tina Turner, but Rory (probably) felt a way based on the charts. Then Rory shares his trip to Seattle and taking his daughter to her first baseball ...
Jun 02, 2023•2 hr 56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well the day has finally come…and no we’re not talking about Rory’s album (yet). Today we can congratulate Rory on the sex. Our guy is a father to a beautiful baby daughter. The bare minimum team continues to grow. Somehow we bring Spreadie Gibbs into this conversation. Rory shares his new perspective on life and how being a girl dad has changed him. We all reflect on moments from our childhood. From celebrating new life to birthing an album. Everyone go stream/download Rory’s debut album ‘I Tho...
May 26, 2023•2 hr 15 min•Transcript available on Metacast ***IMPORTANT NOTICE*** We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't mention his daughter. We did however talk about Fatherhood Rory on this week's Patreon (available now) This Friday is when we'll discuss Rory's daughter and his album! Today we start with a classic controversial Mal take which leads to us discussing generational differences and how our childhoods are drastically different from the kids today. Shou...
May 23, 2023•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Gotta start off with letting you know that the opening track is "My Phone Can Die" ft. Ari Lennox & James Fauntleroy, the latest single out of Rory's album that officially drops next week! This episode the crew talks about Jay-Z wanting to open a whole casino in the middle of Times Sq, and why Rick Ross doesn't care about permits for his future car show. Then we get into Charlamagne finally paying his d*ck debt after Adidas and Kanye start business back together. Meanwhile, J Prince meets up wit...
May 19, 2023•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his best to ruin his career. We react to his second suspension. Meanwhile, Lil Durk is doing his best to escape a lifestyle that Ja seems to be running towards. J Cole has a line that sparks a conversation about rappers that passed. We then discuss the difficulty of bringing people up with you. Speaking of uplifting people, Lil Wayne left a show because of...
May 16, 2023•2 hr 8 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age of 79 is having another child…this leads to a wild one-liner from Demaris. We react to Doja Cat’s re...
May 12, 2023•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re back from our BRAND NEW STUDIO! Everyone, including Baisely, has a mic stand. We figured Rory deserved his house back so we agreed to surprise him for his birthday. Admittedly this was a big weekend for the team. Not only did we get a new studio, but Demaris is now Cardi B’s family. We react to the clip from Cardi’s IG Live of her shouting out Demaris for support. Cardi also has some words directed at Mal. The beef continues (pause) but with the whites. MGK responds to Jack Harlow and Rory...
May 09, 2023•2 hr 59 min•Transcript available on Metacast First things first…everyone go wish Rory a.k.a. The Ginger King, Roaring Ror’s, Young Train Conductor, one third of the Chew Live Crew, and the son of Jake, a happy May the 4th be with you/birthday. NY had a big week with the Met Gala so we took it upon ourselves to review the cat-themed fits. Somehow this turned into us reminiscing on our favorite old cartoons. We come back to current events and discuss the writer's strike, Roy Woods Jr. White House Correspondent speech and Ed Sheeran’s bold mo...
May 05, 2023•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's big Taurus season. Last week we celebrated Baisley’s b-day and this Friday we’ll celebrate Rory turning the year Jesus died/Larry Bird year. Rory doesn’t know it yet, but we have a surprise party planned for him (it’s okay, he doesn’t read the descriptions). Anyway, Mal was bumping knees court-side with Jack Harlow at the Knicks game. Sadly, only Jack was fortunate enough to have Kyle Lowry jump on his lap. Let’s stay on Jack (pause) we give our review of his album and then discuss him self...
May 02, 2023•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday to all you ghetto superstars. We start by discussing the deeper, darker criminal link between The Fugees and our government. Staying on music, we speculate why Jack Harlow is deciding to put an album out now with no promo. This leads to a deeper discussion about Doja Cat’s speculative rap album. While they figure out how to shape their careers, Kendrick is in full stride after grossing the highest rap tour. Then we put our conspiracy cap on after Tucker Carlson’s response video. Is ...
Apr 28, 2023•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well it’s the beginning of the week, and this podcast is now your only source for accurate news after both Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson have been fired. Over the weekend Demaris had a non-vip concert experience with a bumpy bathroom experience. Speaking of bumps, we react to Usher saying he’d do a Super Bowl Halftime show. Weekend 2 at Coachella has finally come to a close (sans Frank) and Latto used her performance to address some beef. Staying on beef, Jim Jones continues to pester Pusha T in ...
Apr 25, 2023•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holiday. We find out how Mal would fare as a step-dad (it’s not good). We’re back to giving Frank Ocean his flowers as the new CEO of the Bare Minumum Boys Club (BMF). While Frank was disappointing his fans, Chance The Rapper was upsetting his household. Did he have a hall pass in Jamaica for Carnival? Mal reacts to Lil Uzi’s alter ego, Leslie (that’s no...
Apr 21, 2023•2 hr 47 min•Transcript available on Metacast We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how long it’ll last. This past Sunday, Rory, Mal, and Julian went to the Apollo to see Lil Wayne. Rather quickly we learned that Mal really isn’t a Wayne fan (argument ensues). In other disappointing concert news, Frank Ocean left everyone at Coachella upset after many technical problems and turning his set into karaoke. Speaking of karaoke, is it hip-hop...
Apr 18, 2023•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday to everyone that joined the Bare Minumum Club. Today is the last day the shirts will be available. Get yours before the sale ends! Now let’s talk about Coachella. Who keeps booking A$AP Rocky as a headliner? Let’s stay on music and discuss the new albums from Daniel Caesar & Rae Sremmurd. Is Daniel Caesar still canceled and why’d he call out Rory like that? and the Dalai Lama still on the loose? Speaking of tongue sucking, Nick Cannon says he should have his next child with Taylor S...
Apr 14, 2023•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Bare Minumum Boys are back to business. Rory and Mal directly address the cat burglar with (once again) the truth. After they set the record straight we get to the funnies. Religion has perfected the tax write off and pedo behavior. Do you, or have you, ever kissed your parents on the mouth? Speaking of predatory spaces, Hulu is making a Freaknik doc and aunties across the country are getting ahead of the footage. We then review Drake’s new track and offer reasoning on why this song isn’t it...
Apr 11, 2023•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Don’t act like you didn’t listen to Linkin Park. Let’s jump right into music and start with Summer Jam. We discuss the lineup and the danger of the new location. This conversation leads to a deeper analysis of female rappers and what type of artists get pushed. Then we discuss the double-standard surrounding being bi-curious. In political news, Mal’s favorite Big T has officially been indicted. Will he remain ten toes? Or will he snitch? Insert our response to another reddit thread. Eventually, ...
Apr 07, 2023•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Mal is still committing to Ramadan while Rory just discovered lent is coming to an end, which retroactively means he gave up lent for lent. Meanwhile, Eddin reunited with Whoreible Decisions and shared Demaris’s rose party, while Julian went to another Knicks game. Needless to say, none of us were at Dreamville. In Raleigh, Drake gave J Cole his flowers and dedicated a song to him so we ask which song the guys would sing for each other. If they’re not up to sing they could always use AI. Did you...
Apr 04, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday! Do you have a Jazz crew? Julian went to the Blue Note, which led to more jokes from everyone. We stay on music and discuss DJ Drama’s album release. Then Mal shares how he saw Lil Nas X gliding at the airport. Unfortunately, but to no surprise, there has been another mass shooting (129th of the year). The team offers their opinions on this ongoing issue. We transition back to the funnies with Rory’s wild April Fool’s story. Rory continues to share the moment he knew it was time to ...
Mar 31, 2023•2 hr 49 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Ramadan to all who celebrate! Today we celebrate Baby D’s birthday by making fun of her. While she was away the rest of the team went go-karting with Larry June and Alchemist (YouTube Vlog coming soon) TikTok has taken over social media and now our courthouses. We discuss the ongoing congressional hearing, which sparks an informative discussion. Speaking of viral artists, Beyonce and Adidas are parting ways. Mal shares a difference of opinion on why that deal didn’t work. This leads into c...
Mar 28, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday everyone, today we’re checking in with the team. It’s time to heal. We’ve had a lot of episodes without guests lately (you’re welcome) Everyone shares personal stories of how their relationships/friendships have evolved over the years, as well as how we’ve grown. Anyway, we’re off that deep shit. The second half of this episode we lighten the mood. Julian asks the rest of the team hip-hop trivia. Rory is on a mission to redeem himself after taking an L on this week’s Patreon trivia ...
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weekend at a Little Brother show where we all shared our last “fan moment” at a show. Then begins the No Jumper reaction where the guys reminisce in their past experiences. How many times a night do you have s*x? No chance you’re putting up Larsa Pippen numbers. This horny conversation led to Chloe Bailey and eventually Ben Kingsley as Ghandi (google it). Sta...
Mar 21, 2023•2 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome lads and lassies to a festive episode of the New Rory and Mal Show. Today we celebrate the Farrell heritage (peep youtube for festive outfits). We had a mostly family outing to the Emotional Oranges show (Rory, Julian, Demaris, Eddin, Yomi). From here somehow we discuss which of us would survive being stranded. Who would you eat first? Anyway, Nicki agrees that Ice Spice is the new princess of rap. Staying on music (kinda) we discuss Diplo’s latest interview. Speaking of sus, Jussie and ...
Mar 17, 2023•2 hr 37 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy 150th episode!!! Did you watch our Inked Vlog yet? Check it out on YouTube. Today we start with a question from Rory regarding two NBA legends in a shootout. Have you ever lost your phone? or worse, has your significant other gotten into your iCloud? In other news, Rory and Eddin’s DNA is at risk while Mal and Julian refuse to spit in a cup. Speaking of DNA, wooly mammoths are set to make a return. Somehow this leads to a conversation about drugs and classic MTV shows. We reminisce on Punk...
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