Happy Friday Gang! The crew is fresh off a week of bonding outings, going crazy at Madison Square Garden and the french restaurants. Julian and Demaris give a recap of their date at the J. Cole concert, including posing a question to the room of which of the big 3 have the finest female fans. Rory and the crew are insistent on claiming Cole as a NY rapper, while Mal isn’t having it and explains why. SZA is dropping a new album today, and Rory gives his opinion on dropping a “deluxe” to an album ...
Dec 20, 2024•2 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Thanks to our sponsors: Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/RORYMAL! Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal to upgrade your selling today. We’re back! Over the weekend Rory & Mal had their show in NYC, packed out with listeners and supporters… and some bold haters too. Mal & Rory share a moment they had during meet and greet that tested Mal’s maturity. Julian and Demaris are just bursting at the seams about the J Cole show that they were on their way to, and Mal is still making fun...
Dec 17, 2024•2 hr 12 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday Gang! Rory insists on giving us an update on his sickness (and in addition, how his Karma is Beautiful), and the rest of us try to rationalize why Julian insists on going to a barber that hates him (2:33). This leads to a conversation on what names we would have if we race swapped, causing Rory to remember how he was endangered the other day being pulled over by a cop in Manhattan, as the straight white male he is (15:25). As we were recording this, there was absolute turmoil happen...
Dec 13, 2024•2 hr 20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Monday! We’re back in full force… well, some of us. Two of us are one bad pothole away from a horrific accident. Rory starts with a storytime about his weekend solo parenting (3:18), and then we get into the newest allegations (20:28). TW: S3xual Assault. Jay-Z has been accused of SA’ing a 13 year old girl in 2000 alongside Diddy. We address the info that has come out, and give our honest take on it. The UHC shooter has allegedly been caught… heavy on the ‘allegedly' (58:26). Anyway, its L...
Dec 10, 2024•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday Gang! The Apple Replays have dropped and the NRM team talks about what their lists are looking like (1:40). Soon after, they give honest opinions on the United Healthcare CEO that was killed in broad daylight in NYC, and what morning routine they would have before committing the same crime (14:00). Charlamagne had some comments about people defending Drake’s lawsuit (33:40), and Andrew Schultz had some words in response to a Kendrick Lamar bar (38:18). Nick Cannon addresses Orlando ...
Dec 06, 2024•2 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Tuesday Gang! We're back from Thanksgiving break. After a quick recap about how Rory destroyed his skin barrier and Mal took a serious loss, we recap what we missed during our time off. Kai Cenat concluded his Mafiathon stream and we discuss some of the highlights, including Druski being mean to children, and Kai being pranked by a magician (27:47). Da Baby is under fire for teaching his daughter how to shoot a gun, and we speak on how different the outlook on guns is depending on the regi...
Dec 03, 2024•2 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast I hope you all enjoyed your holiday! We are on break, but we've decided to give you guys a previously Patreon-exclusive episode in the meantime. Today is a special day. Today is the day the tables turn. Mal loses his cool and leans completely into his fanhood. The stars of his favorite show of all time ‘How To Make It In America’ come in to chat about the journey of becoming actors in NYC. They recap their journey with the show, and why it had to prematurely end. They share exclusive memories wi...
Nov 29, 2024•2 hr 48 min•Transcript available on Metacast MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD. Have yall heard the album yet? We have. After a quick recap about the Atlanta show, the guys get into their review of the new Kendrick Lamar project ‘GNX’ (07:54). They also discuss whether there’s another album coming, why we think Baby Keem isnt on the album, as well as whether Lil Wayne should respond or not. In the middle of our recording day, the news dropped that Drake was filing a motion against his licensing partner Universal Music Group, alleging that Ke...
Nov 26, 2024•2 hr 20 min•Ep 323•Transcript available on Metacast A gang of chill guys (and girl) just podding. YKTV. The spirit of the latest meme has infected the team, and they are all delusionally convinced that they are the chillest on the team (1:23). Speaking of chill guys, did you know that the cool guys with 5 inches are now in (9:38)? Anywho, Jay Leno has found himself in quite a predicament, and the guys dig into their detective bags to try to figure out what reaally gave him that black eye (15:35). Jeff Stamos is trying to fool us with a wig cap, a...
Nov 22, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Transcript available on Metacast Gang is all back in town! After a long vacation filled with barefoot R&B synths and TMZ interviews, Rory is finally back at work. The team briefly catches up with him, before getting into a debate about the historic (snore, snore) fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson (6:12). They have some conversation regarding content creating and Netflix's next moves before finally addressing the fail that was Bill Burr's post-election monologue (29:33). When one journey begins, another one ends - J.Cole an...
Nov 19, 2024•2 hr 18 min•Transcript available on Metacast The minorities are back in charge! The gingerbread man is out of town on business so the YN’s (and an ON) are holding it down. Starting off with some light banter, after trying to defend Clay (from himself, per usual) and figuring out who is really in danger of these insane monkeys in the Carolinas, Julian poses a question to the room - which person would you remove off of social media permanently if given the choice (caveat - Meek Mill is not an available answer on the board) (13:11). We try to...
Nov 15, 2024•2 hr 51 min•Transcript available on Metacast After a long weekend of dealing with Americans, the team discusses where they would live if they were to leave America, and how they would turn their lives around (4:26). Rory reminisces on his school days, both of being greek in college and being inappropriate in grade school (21:57). This leads to a conversation about gangs and the women who join them (don’t ask me how we got here, but we’re here) (36:16) and how men should be able to call the police on women for domestic violence (if you’re e...
Nov 12, 2024•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Everybody alright? Okay, let’s get to it (2:09). The team is back after the election to give their thoughts on where they think the democratic party went wrong with the presidential race. While the rest of the world focused on the election, Kai Cenat is on 24 hour streaming duty with Mafiathon, and has been hitting headlines because of some controversial guests (36:30). Questions are raised regarding his responsibility to his young audience, as well as his guests responsibility to their ex girlf...
Nov 08, 2024•2 hr 44 min•Transcript available on Metacast Welcome to November! The gang is back after an eventful halloween weekend! They catch up with each other (2:20), and gain some clarity on some tweets made over that time frame by a crew member (12:35). This leads to a convo about the clutch time thinking of a man when told to go to the store to get condoms during an intimate moment (14:19), before we react to the news of Young Thug gaining his freedom, and consider what that might mean for him and his career (24:08). Drake was active outside as ...
Nov 05, 2024•2 hr•Transcript available on Metacast Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in costume (except Mal), and in the spirit. First on the docket - Mal is clipped up multiple times in Megan Thee Stallion’s new documentary ‘In Her Words’, and he calls her and the production team out for only acknowledging his bad words and not the good. They double down on previous things said about her case. Demaris gets vulnerable about a dream she h...
Nov 01, 2024•2 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast We’re back! Happy Tuesday! We start this episode by giving some flowers to legendary DJ Clarke Kent (1:43). Rory immediately goes from love to smoke, addressing journalist Toure’s comment towards Mal, while calling him out on some allegations (6:19). Tyler The Creator has dropped his latest project, and the guys give their review off their first listen, with Rory clearing up his statement on Patreon that is receiving criticism from the hip-hop community (12:45). Lil Durk has been arrested in con...
Oct 29, 2024•2 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday Gang! Rory is back and complaining as usual, this time about how Demaris managed to out ‘Karen’ him… if that’s even possible (01:14). After a heated debate about whats too far when sending your friend to the deli on an errand, they briefly discuss Bronny’s moment with his dad and before giving Tommy Richman his (well-deserved) lashings about claiming to not be a hip-hop artist while submitting for the rap categories at the Grammys (19:48). Who is to blame for this being allowed - th...
Oct 25, 2024•2 hr 57 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Tuesday, gang! The team hasn't seen each other in a while because of tour so we come in, catch up, and get to the sh*ts! While Rory & Mal were holding down the fort in the 6, and Julian was in the Carolinas trying to asses the damage done by his GOAT (15:40), Demaris was in New York at an event called 'Bottle Wars', causing the team to pass well-deserved judgement over her and what she does in her free time (21:00). Speaking of judgement, is Martha Stewart a bad person (25:40)? The iconic ...
Oct 22, 2024•2 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Big Friday tings! The guys recently discovered that Angel Reese has a podcast, and recently hosted an episode with model Kayla Nicole that went viral when Kayla explained why dressing up as Teyana Taylor was her most embarrassing moment (2:16). Meanwhile, Mal is having a hard time understanding why women allegedly don't take accountability for being wrong or apologize, which leads into a conversation about being self-aware, as Julian presents us with a study (and Mal presents Rory with examples)...
Oct 18, 2024•2 hr 38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Tuesday Gang! The crew is back after. Long weekend of nothing. We start with some light banter, and then discuss an interesting theory Rory has about the last few releases from the Big 3 not being on DSP's, and how that will affect how artists release music moving forward (09:58). On another side of twitter, Russ got into a war with the journalists about who needs who more - the journalists or the artists. We discuss whether you can maintain journalistic integrity if your interview is spon...
Oct 15, 2024•2 hr 1 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Friday guys. Without much do, we get right into conversation that has taken over the culture - J. Cole's song 'Port Antonio' that addresses his feelings on the rap beef and his place in (and outside of) it. The conversation gets heated as the cast cant seem to reach an agreement on Cole's drop and the future of his career, as well as why he should or shouldn't ever speak about the beef again. Eventually we move on and discuss YSL Woody and Jussie Smollett both dying on the hill that houses...
Oct 11, 2024•2 hr 46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Tuesday Gang! The whole team is back from a busy weekend, and getting back into the swing of things. We start off recapping our discord live chat that we had with our patreon members, and the advice we gave to one of our own (4:00). Mal actually left the house this weekend, so we get a movie review and his side of the story of how he spent a night out with Rory & friends (22:30). The internet is claiming that a famous NFL star is the culprit that tore Cardi’s family apart, we speculate and...
Oct 08, 2024•3 hr 53 min•Transcript available on Metacast We have a bit of a morbid rolling start. Julian saved a woman’s life which led to other near deleted experiences. We hard transition into Jaguar Wright’s appearance on Piers Morgan (10:15). We speculate over her claims about Jay-Z and his alleged involvement with the Diddy camp and beyond. Does Jaguar have credibility? And should she be allowed on these platforms? Into actual music, “Million Dollar Baby” man, Tommy Rich, claims he “isn’t hiphop” (21:14). We discuss him possibly being the next Po...
Oct 04, 2024•2 hr 34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Tuesday! Demaris is back, healthy, and ready to get in the guys’ a** about the way they spoke on women behind her back. After posing a question to Mal and getting into a heavy back and forth (we do start yelling, so FF if needed), we do a palate cleanse - Beyonce’s latest Levis ad on a (respectful) loop (30:15). A bunch of new music has been released, and with new music comes new speculations. Do you think an artist can sneak an AI verse out without us noticing? Mal has some opinions on th...
Oct 01, 2024•2 hr 28 min•Transcript available on Metacast It’s just the guys today. Demaris steered clear of the microphone after the Cardi B news. Before we get to that, Rory presses Mal about not having a Roc chain after going to a show at S.O.B.’s (1:46). Meanwhile, the United Nations assembly is taking over NYC and Mayor Adams is seemingly on his way out following his indictment (11:54). Perhaps this is something Julian’s brother could fix. We revisit Diddy and a new theory that the thousands of bottles of baby oil were laced with dr*gs (24:17). We...
Sep 27, 2024•2 hr 58 min•Transcript available on Metacast The boys are back in town! The gang reunites and does a quick catch up, before getting into their London fellow podcast 'ShxtsNGigs' getting 'cancelled' by their own fan base over a resurfaced Andrew Shultz clip (12:54). We also speak on the other content creators receiving backlash this week (29:51). Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, had some... interesting... comments leak, we address and try to guess who he could've been talking about (36:50). Diddy got arrested... so now what? The te...
Sep 24, 2024•2 hr 10 min•Transcript available on Metacast We're still in London going crazy! JK, actually going very calmly, very demure. Rory & Mal went to a festival together for some rap fan bonding, and continue to remind the listeners just how washed they are (01:30). Donald Trump almost got hit... again (20:30). Rory is requesting his flowers for giving Drake the idea of buying shares of Reasonable Doubt (25:25). Will this finally get Jay back in the booth? Universal Music Group is partnering with Meta - what does this mean for the music landscap...
Sep 20, 2024•2 hr 30 min•Transcript available on Metacast Live from across the pond! Rory, Mal & Peeje are in London preparing for our live show (tickets are still available at newrorynmal.com) (1:38). After a recap of travel and their first few nights, they finally address Lil Wayne's reaction video to the SuperBowl announcement, and double down on their take from the previous episode (17:30). They then get into having certain artist's phone numbers, and reminisce on the best ringtones to have in the 2000's (28:00). Drake has released another snippet,...
Sep 17, 2024•2 hr 41 min•Transcript available on Metacast We need to start this entire week over again because, much like the rest of the year, chaos is running the show. We start off sympathizing with our favorite voracious uncle, Shannon Sharpe, who got “caught” with his pants (and baritone) down on live. Julian almost became a victim once again in the steam room, and lets us know what the Sauna Sex blues clue is. Footage comes out of Dolphin’s player Tyreek Hill being assaulted over a traffic stop, and we have yet another conversation about the caus...
Sep 13, 2024•2 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Happy Birthday Peeje! We pulled up on him with an on-brand gift for his birthday, Rory & Demaris give a quick recap of their Vegas trip (02:18), and then Rory then reveals a very hot take that he has about two of our favorite artists, making the entire crew look at him a little sideways (14:16). They also tease Julian while he drops 50 names in 50 seconds when giving a recap of his own wild weekend (22:15). Kendrick Lamar his been tapped to perform at the next Super Bowl, and Mal and Rory both w...
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