You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the restaurant TJ & Amy’s former spouses are now together Mark Bryan’s words…Matt Lauer is going to try to make a comeback Dating someone in the same circle as someone else you dated Update on Bryan’s balls Scrotum Sherpa The kids keep kicking Bryan in his “booboo” Bryan won’t wear a cup because he doesnt want his kids to make fun of him Your secret is saf...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep 446•Transcript available on Metacast Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye! Best comedy movie of all time? Spinal Tap Bye Bye Bye is by NSYNC Blair Socci is with us! Feetfinder Blair needs to give us tips for selling feet pics Mean comments Our love of tiktok Blair’s first comedy special! Everyone on this podcast needs to get a real job, right? Parental relationships Blair never wants to meet Owen Wilson The earth is NOT flat! It's the ice barrier,...
Dec 19, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep 445•Transcript available on Metacast The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at the green house Krissy needs a driver When in doubt, shove em down Bryan swiped his V(asectomy) card A 90 year old getting a vasectomy The indignity of surgery Hangin’ mistletoe The unveiling of the hoodless honda! Taping your twig to your stomach Bryan fishing for compliments at the doctor Bryan’s ball bruising The twists and turns of this story!!!!!!!!...
Dec 15, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep 444•Transcript available on Metacast If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. Chevy Chase Compuserve Tow truck conference circuit Kristiani Hoadley! We want a conference based reality show Back to Corey Feldman’s musical adventure They’re singing a cover Lace up leather pants It’s giving Tom Sandoval Off the bat this is not good When Bryan says it’s 33P level, you know it’s bad A chorus kick line? Why not! Honestly…you just need t...
Dec 14, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep 443•Transcript available on Metacast Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Juggernaut jerkanaut jergernaut? It’s not Barbie’s Dream House, It’s Bryan’s Dream House! Coffee keeps us regular here at TCB That panera lemonade is killing people Mushroom coffee Bryan’s tea journey 1-877-KARS4BRYAN He was in his the heart wants what the heart wants era Bryan’s Corey Feldman obsession A musical adventure with Corey Feldman The Feldman Mansio...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep 442•Transcript available on Metacast Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with Felicia Day (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly due to spite. Find Felicia Online: HERE Third Eye On Audible: HERE Support MST 3000 and Watch A Brilliant Show: HERE LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christ...
Dec 12, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Ep 441•Transcript available on Metacast When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut. Bryan’s first wedding Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar wedding Her new husband is facing life in prison Renting out Versailles Cover your ears at the Biltmore Estates! The Cut! She was quick Our girl Heather McMahan won celebrity jeopardy! Underwhelming The height thing… Bryan is too sensitive for this Are you Swedish? Of ...
Dec 08, 2023•55 min•Ep 440•Transcript available on Metacast Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen is back! Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space Dog training troubles Steve-O’s clown mutiny The Dating Game Old dating shows vs new dating shows We bet Chuck has been to a few sunken bedrooms… Chuck was fuckin! Blue eyes and a college education, it’s a choice Finally chuck gets it Give this poor girl a chance This guy is just…mean? Nobody would ...
Dec 07, 2023•50 min•Ep 439•Transcript available on Metacast We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlanta How did Santa get so skinny? Bryan pretending to like sports Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant murder A disturbing celebrity story TW: r*pe, SA, inc*st Bryan’s old country radio days Garth Brooks Garth as an emo rocker? VH1 Behind The Music Chris Gaines Best thing about music? Sex He was here for a tragic backstory He put out two albums with this alter e...
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep 438•Transcript available on Metacast Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted him off the island (AKA Royal Carribean Cruise Line)! Watch Steve-O's Bucket List special, and listen to his Podcast, Wild Ride. Bryan’s McDonald’s days Recording dumb stuff Oral coaching Steve-O’s first word was in Portugese The origins of Steve-O Tremendo Steve-O’s antics as a kid Steve’s Bucket List special Injuries, surgeries, & workman’s com G...
Dec 05, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep 437•Transcript available on Metacast Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days Dane Cook Drinking your own urine A half gallon?! Shoutout to the Jersey Shore Podcasts are where the bad ideas come from “Frothy” The gulping noises!!! Streaming only The pee drinkers don’t have friends Tried his pee for a “medical emergency” She’s tried a LOT of urine It’s giving cult SNORT IT Pee is the key LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questi...
Dec 01, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep 436•Transcript available on Metacast Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did it for the lookbook! All you have to do is pay us lots of money A hallucinogenic journey Microdosing Getting chased by a bull on the hunt for shrooms Frankie B teaching us how to be more sexy than ever before Are bald heads sexy? Thoughts and prayers for your follicles We need Tina to go on a date with Frankie Strategically shaved body hair 40% is so s...
Nov 30, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep 435•Transcript available on Metacast Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina have been friends for 30 years There’s no coming back after triplets! Tina left her dog with her nail tech! An adult man with guinea pigs…red flag Doing drugs and cutting the grass in a bath towel Restaurant industry drama Old dating drama Ask TCB! Shooting your shot What not to say! Bryan got ghosted Fetlife Otherkin No swimming for Tina Finding y...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep 434•Transcript available on Metacast She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world tour It’s all naked in Krissy's house Bryan needs a new duvet Heather McMahan is joining us! She’s an Atlanta girl Heather’s journey Losing your pants at the fox Lettin’ it rip Smoked oysters will blow your t%$s off Robin, The Golden Bachelorette Heather’s worked at every restaurant in Atlanta and New York She's shaking her t&%s for cash! Krissy, Heat...
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep 433•Transcript available on Metacast “It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!! Bryan’s front door troubles Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies Back to John Anthony Lifestyle How to Get Strippers Don’t give them attention, and don’t fall for the attention they give you What's your name? Who gives a fuck?! That ass looks pretty crazy! How ...
Nov 24, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep 432•Transcript available on Metacast How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil Bryan going to the mat for Taylor How 'bout that option slot Grundle bundle's bad interview The crowd parts for Shaq! Bryan’s Blue troubles Bryan’s mom loved the pod Chili for Thanksgiving Doggie xanax Gummies galore John Anthony Lifestyle! How To Pick Up Strippers Putting the science back in seduction Blue Man Bryan Thank god for electronic DJs! Oh,...
Nov 23, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep 431•Transcript available on Metacast We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajama day Super Sac Scrubber 5000! Back to loofah What’s your shower routine? Steve-O & the jackass boys Steve-O’s Corey Feldman interview Things are getting strange here… Oblivious or delusional? There’s a problem with these reality shows! NO SHOES ON THE BED! Something’s going on at Krissy’s house… Things are driving Bryan crazy Cars for kids…absolutel...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep 430•Transcript available on Metacast Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on each others' beds. More On Vir! Vir's Website: https://www.virdas.in/ See Vir On Tour Now: https://www.virdas.in/tour Watch His Latest Netflix Special: Click Here Watch His "2 Indias" Speech: Vir's YouTube Show Notes: We’ve got a guest! Are we one degree away from a Netflix special? We’re in Vir world Two Indias Vir is in the middle of a world tour...
Nov 21, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Ep 429•Transcript available on Metacast This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and phrogging. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the shit! That’s the saying, right? BA flight attendant revived by construction worker in Brazil? Krissy Hoadley, for Retirement Living Clubbin’ for a livin’ Phrogging Bryan was a phrogger in his own home! Things go missing… Cameras inside They’re making out! They got him in the house with them HIS N...
Nov 17, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep 428•Transcript available on Metacast We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food contest! 9 *million* scoville We’re backing away from the gummy bear challenge, but we will do the pocky one chip challenge Thanksgiving fare Slow n low baby A day old Pizza Hut thanksgiving The Lion in Rome Did this happen in Atlanta? Protect Astrid from the alligators! Florida’s really getting wild Jeff Bezos & his girlfriend’s cowboy cosplay Billions wi...
Nov 16, 2023•59 min•Ep 427•Transcript available on Metacast Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house clean mind The buck stops with bryan and he doesn't like it Fake Christmas trees Half Song Hoadley is a verb now Don’t listen to our old episodes Find a Chopper Johnson album on ebay John Daker Attempting songs that are hip with the kids More A, baby! Top 5 cringiest American Idol auditions We miss Simon! The John Daker School of Music When in doubt...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep 426•Transcript available on Metacast Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the empire state building? Unregulated fair rides Bryan is not a fan of heights 30 Seconds To Mars or 33P? This economy! Warlocks! Milk! Tetas! Hocus Pocus 2 is ruining everything The demonic kingdom?! What is this man saying? A captain of industry in the warlock world! It’ll change your DNA Third quarter, it’s the killing season Paul Cruz, Satan Sales...
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep 425•Transcript available on Metacast You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was right! NFTs are worthless The pyramid scheme where you never get to the top! Elon’s losing his marbles Breaking Twitter, by Ben Mezrich TCB LORE/LURE Lure ya with the lore! Murder Suicide Real life exorcists? Smack that demon in the sternum Oh this is so creepy We want to go to this live show Smack that peepee Bob and the demon pp Ayyyyy, incest! The...
Nov 10, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep 424•Transcript available on Metacast From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your flu shot! Doin’ cocaine at the Raiders game iPad fiances on 90 Day Fiance Ask TCB! Finding your situationship on the dating apps… This is a slippery slope, babe! Bryan The Therapist has arrived Appointment TV! 60 minutes Survivor The TV landscape has changed Wtf is crapopolis? Are these shows even real? Krissy and her fancy crab… Bachelor in Paradise,...
Nov 09, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep 423•Transcript available on Metacast TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bryan doing “research” for TCB $5 FIB! There’s a whole language we don’t know! Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!! We’re giving away $1000 Scammy texts The world’s hottest gummy bear Bryan vs Krissy, it’s a spray tan throw down Does Trump spray tan naked? Bad home brew Beer made with vaginal yeast?! Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer Amish people at Mcdonalds? Rumspringa Provocati...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep 422•Transcript available on Metacast We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at TCB! Bryan’s Father-in-Law is “Ay, Bryan”-ing again Gettin’ shocked Pigeon Forge Bears! Fool's gold! Bryans in charge of picking the restaurant… A life size Paula Deen cut out Ah, the old “meat n four” Bryan’s sugar daddy shirt Marlon is alive Sugar momma sites don't work for everyone Rose jail Vanilla Ice is doing Twisted Tea FLAAAAAVA FLAAAAAV Fla...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep 421•Transcript available on Metacast Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. V...
Nov 06, 2023•4 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates. Happy day (or a few) after Halloween! Stealthy kids Prove it! Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir Should Will Smith turn off his comments? Cough break! Remember our mail order bride eps? Steven Spielberg’s daughter is gonna be a porn star, slay Steven & Kate adopted Mikaela a...
Nov 03, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep 420•Transcript available on Metacast You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol Top costumes! Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan Krissy’s a costume girlie! Clown hobo costumes of yore Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his girlfriend Do you go to the bathroom in the dark? Falling asleep on the po Yearbook signing Making out on the way home from six flags Bad Kisser Bryan The spooky balloons are back Do you tell som...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep 419•Transcript available on Metacast Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan loves to hate listen Krissy doesn’t want to be a cruiser Quentin Tarantino This is our halloween episode Things get freaky in the studio Announcing retirement…is it for real? Bryan, its Cilla not Celia Party organizer aka cocaine dealer A junior doctor See you in a mo! A very well defined face Smutty books in the bath makes for a perfect date Nobody's per...
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep 418•Transcript available on Metacast