Episode#711: Bryan & Krissy discuss there heart monitor Bryan has been wearing. With multiple wires and devices attached to his chest, the chance of an actual "attack" is rising while Bryan's sex appeal is lowering. Plus, Fyre Fest 2 is off to a rousing start with no artists, no accommodations and no locals in Mexico on board. Fyre Fest 2 is quickly turning into Fyre Fest 1. Finally, "Puffy P**sy" is a thing and it's all the rage (on Bryans insta algorithm)! TCB Bit: On WSHIT's Cupid Corner, Cha...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep 711•Transcript available on Metacast EP #710: Bryan and Krissy get some comic relief from Kathleen Madigan's midwest comedy stylings. Kathleen discusses her time golfing with Nate Bargazte , Ron White and others during pandemic lockdowns and shares her life long love of the road as she hides from the impending severe weather in Nashville! TCB Infomercial with Kathleen Madigan The beginnings of Comedy Central The (missed) Dania Pointe TCB Live shows Nashville Tornado Survival Kit: No basement + James & The magic of stand-up comedy R...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Ep 710•Transcript available on Metacast Episode#709: Bryan is nursing a cold, like the big baby he is! So, we get a TCB Classic. On this TCB Classic Bryan & Krissy review a Love Connection episode staring Brad Van BusStation! Watch episode #708 on Youtube The oldest dog in the world is 31! Bryan’s history of strange neighbors (and parrots) Don’t stick your fingers near the birds! Birds of a feather flock together… Love Connection (for hot girl summer) Show a little knee Dancewear Sales This guy is a wild one I’m ugly, I’m a virgin, an...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep 709•Transcript available on Metacast Episode 708: Listener Betty calls in to share her experience working at The Great Wolf Lodge! From dropping a deuce behind the ski-ball machine to teenage hotel mayhem, Betty brings the Tea. Plus, Ask TCB anything and John Mayer is a wonderland, wonder-man. Is listener appreciation day! Catching up on Ask TCB Listeners have questions for Bryan & Krissy John Mayer is from Atlanta (Don't ask how we ended up on this topic!) A new TCB milestone: a listener calls in! Great Wolf Lodge insider info Cle...
Mar 06, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep 708•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #707: Bryan watched the Oscars, Krissy did not! The Oscars continue to be a snooze fest despite Conan's best efforts. Adrian Brody best his own persona record for longest (and worst) acceptance speech in history. While the producers of the Oscars forgot to make it interesting. Then, Bryan and Krissy decide to get into the drink business with TCB Coolers. Finally, Bryan has a run in with a few ornery tree guys and he runs away. Rev down everyone. Rev down! The Oscars 2025 recap Conan O’Br...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep 707•Transcript available on Metacast Episode#706: Kelsey Cook is back! Love is Blind: Season 8 is full of dirt! Checking off bucket list items Taylor Tomlison & Nikki Glaser Figuring out a balance between being a comedian and having a normal life Life in Minnesota The jealousy switch Youtube and its cesspool of comments The place Kelsey won't go back with her tour A shift in the nature of comedy specials The social media impact A true Justin Timberlake fan Watch episode #706 on Youtube KELSEY'S LINKS: Follow Kelsey on Instagram Kel...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep 706•Transcript available on Metacast Episode#705: Bryan managed to find the single most boring PUA in the whole internet universe! And now we all have to suffer as B&K breakdown his extremely poor power point skills, his droning presentation style and never ending "Et cetera, Et cetera, Et cetera!" Plus, the gang discusses the yr24 asteroid that DID have a chance of hitting earth and now, suspiciously, does not. Hmmm... Watch episode #705 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommer...
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep 705•Transcript available on Metacast Episode#704: Bryan & Krissy recall a person claiming to be connected to Fyre Fest 2 trying to get some money from the show. Bryan wondered why ANYONE would consider attending this Sh*t Show part 2. Also, Mads on Love Is Blind is a man-eater, The Pitt has Bryan singing a new tune about medical dramas and "one time at band camp" Bryan didn't go to band camp. Watch episode #704 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.c...
Feb 27, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep 704•Transcript available on Metacast Episode#703: Bryan & Krissy discuss a viral trend claiming to "hack" the bar pick-up scene by staring annoyingly at a potential mate until they submit to your will. Will it work? Of course not! Hacks are just bad ideas to get views or secret cleaning tips your grandma used years ago. Plus, Bryan finds out he could use some cleaning hacks after one of kids pukes all over his shower time. Watch episode #703 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecom...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep 703•Transcript available on Metacast Episode#702: Bryan asks his new friend "Chatty PT" to review TCB and create a good ole fashion game of Would You Rather? GPT takes the job seriously and knows it's subject matter, calling Bryan angry and Krissy drunk! Plus, B&K try to decide who should be inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Watch episode #702 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcb...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep 702•Transcript available on Metacast Episode#701: Bryan tells a story about telling stories to potential lover while visiting a cabin in North Georgia. The party gets a little naked, but Bryan can't get out of his own way and unfortunately he puts himself in the friend zone by talking all night! But that won't stop him from telling more stories about his storytelling. Y Bryan 3000 commercial Bryan’s storytime: A cabin in North Georgia with friends White water rafting Bryan makes up sh*t everywhere The friendzone TV Shows update: Se...
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep 701•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #700: It's a rare accomplishment that podcast makes it to 100 eps, let alone 500. But 700 episodes of TCB? Who would have imagined the most mediocre podcast in all the land would make it this far. TCB joins a very exclusive club of podcasters who are too delusional to let it go. Bryan & Krissy are living proof you can make by "falling upward"! We did it! 700 episodes!! TCB... Always looking for the next high! Coca leaves A breakup in Machu Picchu The evolution of TCB IYKYK -Love, Astrid ...
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep 700•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #699: Its time to pack the kids and start the car, Bryan's neighbor have uncovered his podcast secret! Maybe they can just head to the Gulf Of America for a little sun & fun while the world crashed around them! The Gulf of America… Thanks Google Maps! Severance: The greatest tv show! We all need a form of escapism The meat trading business The Armie HammerTime podcast Separating the art from the artist: Woody Allen Canceled artists getting a second chance: Louis C.K. Harvey Weinstein & R...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep 699•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #698: Tom Brady’s Rolex watch Podcast revenue models Paid podcast guests… (not us, obviously… Who would pay to be on TCB?!) The Commercial BreakS podcast All The Rom Coms We’ve Loved Before - Christina’s Podcast Rachel McGrath is our new Voice Over ChatGPT answers questions about TCB Is TCB better than Smartless??? Storytime: The Bill Murray & The Blood Brothers concert Kid Rock's doppleganger Watch episode #698 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Ins...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep 698•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #697: It's Valentines day! Bryan tells the story of a hand made photo book from a former lover. Literally made by someone else's hand! Bryan and Krissy recall some of the best & worst Valentine's Day gifts, dates, make-ups and break ups. Plus Sarah writes in to tell TCB about her lovers cruise gone wrong! Watch episode #697 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast We...
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep 697•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #696: Bryan & Krissy review all the sports action! Noted sporting enthusiast Bryan discusses the Superbowl flop by the Chiefs, the Starlink space junk and all the commercials boring us in between celebrity sightings! The Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl! It was an embarrasing game for the Kansas City Chiefs Fox loves the drama Lady Gaga, Jon Batiste & Trombone Shorty's performances Celebrity sightings during the game First time a president goes to the Super Bowl The Pink Pony Club ...
Feb 13, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep 696•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #695: Bryan recalls he forgot to tell the Spanish wedding story Part 2! So here we go...again! It's wet wedding in a gorgeous setting. Bryan avoids a plumbing catastrophe Blue takes doggy prozac (and she is still crazy!!) It’s fake spring in Atlanta TCB live shows update Bryan’s storytime: a family wedding in Sevilla, Spain Watch episode #695 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak Tik...
Feb 12, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep 695•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #694: An uneventful Super Bowl Comedian & podcaster Ari Shaffir is our guest today! Bill Murray & his Blood Brothers concert A yahoo email address… in 2025!!! Ari Shaffir: The Farewell Tour Kanye is a master troll… Just like Ari Beginnings of the podcast industry Comedy & international traveling Ari likes a challenge Berlin is cool and wild! “You Be Trippin” favorite guest Controversial podcast guests The starfish metaphor Special Guest: Ari Shaffir Tickets to Ari's new show: The Farewel...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep 694•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #693: The Great American Ramblin’ Raft Race Stories about the Chattahoochee River Waterways fool of feces It Ends With Us drama… Bryan gets it wrong again! The Oscars Emilia Perez… more Hollywood controversy Wicked was the best movie of the year! Trump is trolling us. Guy Fieri’s Ultimate Cruise Takeover The Margaritaville Cruise Watch episode #693 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbre...
Feb 07, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep 693•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #692: Least expensive Superbowl of the decade: Chiefs vs. Eagles 2025 New Orleans hosting Superbowl 2025 Our cheap furniture from Wayfair New Orleans tourism Catching up with Marcus Jordan’s life Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami drama Labrughini vs. Lamborghini (again!!) Atlanta: the kingdom of the non existing jobs The secrets of the RHW of Atlanta Bryan is the Simon Cowell of dads in family dance parties Most famous misheard lyrics The Eagles at The Sphere Ozzy Osbourne's last show! Wa...
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep 692•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #691: Fun Fact: 5738 is the average amount of times a person will have sex in a lifetime. That's 5738 minutes of Bryan's life! Kanye has TCB talking about him and Bianca... again! But this time Bryan and Krissy are talking about her big V-cake instead of their visit to the big Cheesecake. Speaking of the big V, Bonnie Blue has taken down the World Record for having the most pleasure partners in a day. It's got Bryan asking: How much sex does one have in a lifetime? It's a Cha-Cha really ...
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep 691•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #690: Andrew Callaghan is a true gonzo journalist. Putting himself in the middle of the stories he covers, Andrew has become a leading independent documentarian in the age of "emerging media". With a sly sense of humor and self awareness Channel 5 news (The Youtube Channel he created) is shining a light on the hidden corners of American culture. Bryan & Krissy talk to Andrew about his self funded, directed and produced film "Dear Kelly". Follow Andrew Callaghan on Instagram Watch Channel...
Feb 04, 2025•59 min•Ep 690•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #689: Bryan & Krissy are still hiding their profession from friends, family and strangers. But Bryan's favorite watering hole might be on to him! It's time for TCB to make a boring life-coach "decoy" episode they can share with people they meet! RFK Jr making good TV Harvey Weinstein is a whiner T he ATL movie scene is not doing well Bryan meets celebs all the time! TCB is an embarrassment to all involved Starbucks employees are onto Bryan and his profession TCB will be putting out a fak...
Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep 689•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #688: Bryan is the Oracle's Oracle!! But he refuses to use his power to enrich himself. But fear not, Bryan is right on top of the Ice Penis trend and Baylen Out Loud. He traded financial comforts for TCB embarrassments. The AI bubble Super Bowl commercial's for TCB Times Square billboards, The kids see paparazzi Blue is back Ice penis Bryan turns a corner on a Logan Bro Outdoor Brothers Baylen out Loud has got Bryan watching 90 Day Fiancé has jumped the shark! Little Ed won't come on TC...
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep 688•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #687: Nat Pat wants you to flourish, just like her! Nat Pat calls in cash, cars, fake tans, nice clothes and plenty of people to pay for her BS. Nat Pat is a gem of a life coach! Oh, but you will have to get rid of your poor friends. Like, CASH poor friends. The MLM model gets Bryan and Krissy excited Then they forget it may require work and scamming Your soul is the new MLM product to be sold! Nat Pat lets you in on her very secret secrets 5D Energetic Business Coaching! Light codes 1 w...
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep 687•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #686: He’s our second second and the second Bishop: it’s Des Bishop, gracing us with his presence again. Des, Bryan, and Krissy get intro The Bishop Exchange, corned beef, and American & Irish politics. Des Bishop is back! Buffalo Des has one million podcasts The Bishop Exchange John, Russell, and Des: the same vintage Cross cultural elements The Feast Of The Seven Fishes Corned beef/boiled ham and cabbage Bryan’s Irish snowstorm Des’s take on Elon Musk West Hampton Susan Lucci Severance...
Jan 28, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Ep 686•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #685: A bon vivant to you, and a bon vivant to you! Lifestyles of the Bon Vivants are so on fleek after diatribes on the perils of the present day. The weather, by Bryan The following scandal Bryan’s “on fleek” algorithm Bryan pops his lid for a minute Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Good for Robin! Debbie loves service Blimey Limey? Beaver Dam Farms Wheel of Fortune Merv the jolly Perv Everybody SING! Billionaire grandpa Bon Vivant! We will not be right back. Trump called out by Merv ...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep 685•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #684: Due to more Atlanta snow, Astrid is stepping in to save us from ourselves...
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep 684•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #683: Bryan & Krissy get into deep discussion about Bryan’s crawlspace (not a euphemism), which triggers Christina’s leak-related trauma. But, at least there are crispy peps to keep us happy! Things are going array today! Fishtank Live Galaxy Gas The hippie crack mafia Freon theft Bryan’s crawlspace Nico The Ghost Dog RIP Brave Bryan & a water leak A Meaty P Trap Bryan almost ruins everything Envoy to Hollywood? Chuck E. Cheese Don’t be cheap at the cheese IYKYK on the crispy peps The Mu...
Jan 22, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep 683•Transcript available on Metacast Episode #682: Squeegee your third eye and listen to the UK's 2013 pity fuck! Jeff doesn’t laugh! Frankie B A food porn channel? Our rickety studio Robbie Williams Culture that doesn’t crossover The LA fires Flux in America Covid for Russell Squeegeeing your third eye The line between roasting and rude UK’s weirdest crush of 2013 Naked Attraction Special Guest: Russell Howard Special: Live At The London Palladium Russell’s Tour Russell’s Podcast: Five Brilliant Things Russell’s YouTube channel To...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep 681•Transcript available on Metacast