Russell Wilson completes takeover of Seattle buying part of the Sounders from Joe Roth, which paves the way for linebacker Roman Torres. Listen to Ciara do 1-2 Step-overs while figuring who exactly owns the Sounders now and if we should be cool with this. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoic...
Aug 14, 2019•21 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sounders are facing the two biggest matches of the season and could end up anywhere between second and eighth depending on how it goes. Fan Outrage is BACK and its pissed about three matches in eight days. Sounders made two new signings, and playing FIFA might have told us how the next two matches go (hint: Nouhou hat trick) See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Lea...
Aug 13, 2019•39 min•Transcript available on Metacast No more GAM or TAM, its all about what we do with the BAM. Roman Torres got Samurai Jacked and now the Sounders back line us up against it this week. Bruce and the Revolution visit to make Doves Cry. Revs are heading up as Sounders head down, itll be a match that could show for both teams what they have in the tank for the rest of the season. Buckle up and drink your pickle juice, and pray to Brad Evans force ghost. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more abou...
Aug 07, 2019•34 min•Transcript available on Metacast Have we seen the last of Brad Bradsmith? Sounders get three points in Houston with a Jordan Morris sombrero, and another dude coming untucked, but next up its some people from Kansas (or Missouri who tf knows) with a weird old mascot! A new signing could be on the way, but that could mean the end is nearing for our big Swede. Preview the Sporks with us and our Crystal Pepsi Ball! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy pract...
Jul 31, 2019•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Hint - if you see a Portland goalkeeper outside the CenturyLink parking garage, tell him he sucks. We preview the match against Houston who are doing an opposite Sounders, but who effing cares were all still mad about last week. Where is Arreaga? Can we all do karate like Zlatan? Buy Clint Dempseys house! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your a...
Jul 25, 2019•28 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Sounders play moneybald and it pays off against Atlanta. Learn German and why Harry Shipp is the Charlie Day of Seattle as we break down why Fartland sucks and you NEVER LEAVE AT HALFTIME. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 17, 2019•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sounders are back in Seattle and we burned down an apartment! Not really, but it was close. Seattle faces Atlanta who are playing outside the comfort of Megatrons Butthole where they havent fared too well. Transfer window talk, Cridan Mordan is back, and congrats USWNT who deserve to be the drunkest people ever! Also. sup Brian? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy...
Jul 10, 2019•48 min•Transcript available on Metacast Seattle Defiance FC are ok at soccer, but not too great at baseball it turns out. To their own demise, they did not take our advice and start Big Boi up top, or start anybody we thought they would for that matter. Off to Columbus to face an angry toddler coaching a bunch of dudes who may or may not have lost their last 6 (or 7) and still employ Gyasi Zardes. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://ww...
Jul 04, 2019•18 min•Transcript available on Metacast Seattle packing up the Young Boi's and sending em to the big city in hopes of some road points. At least one extra "forward" will be available... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 03, 2019•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Sounders designated survivor Alfonso Ocampo-Chavez is the last forward left on the roster, and hes our only hope as the Sounders host Whitecaps in the Chad Marshall Memorial Cup (Hes not dead, just dead to us). Now that hes retired, can Gregr borrow his hamstrings for karate? Stefan Frei is amped after seeing Aerosmith in Vegas, lets hope this weekend, he doesn't "...want to miss a thing. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our ...
Jun 26, 2019•44 min•Transcript available on Metacast With a bandana full of their stuff attached to a stick over their shoulder, the Sounders head to Friscoto tell #GiraffeFacts by the campfire and talk about their favorite yokozuna. Fan Outrage returns (and it's amazing), Leerdam puts Besler on spin cycle, and Dallas are hungry for Seattle blood. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices....
May 29, 2019•32 min•Transcript available on Metacast Congrats for a legendary career, Chad Marshall. Thanks for sacrificing your body for Seattle week in and week out. Thanks for being our soccer dad, and enjoy all the time you get to be a real dad to your kids, and your grown son traveling on his gap year, Brad Evans. Hope the Sounders didnt forget their travel toothbrushes for their road trip for LITERALLY THE ENTIRE NEXT MONTH. We preview the Brad Evans Didnt Die for This Cup against Sporking KC and whether or not Roman can actually pull off th...
May 22, 2019•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Big pod question: if Brad Bradsmith/Bradsith was a jedi, what color lightsaber would that dude swing? He's been an incredible defender but the dude also rockets in offensive crosses like crazy. Also,MLS - unless your goal is to get everyone diamond status -you need to chill on the cross country schedule! For the second time this season, Sounders FChas three matches in a week including a long trip to Philadelphia over the weekend. Orlando in town on a Wednesday means that team came from Atlanta t...
May 15, 2019•20 min•Transcript available on Metacast Wait a second...Houston is good? Sounders pick up two new players (#SpaceBuns). Like Bob Ross, Sounders love drawing and are #Warm going into this weekends match against Dynamo. Also, someone onthe team is pregnant? Its #DefinitelyNotABaby. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 09, 2019•36 min•Transcript available on Metacast Partying with MLS DisCo, Cristian Roldan gets the Ted Card, and the whole world goes bonkers. Sounders travel north of the wall this week to see an old Cuban guy who is probably mad at them. Maybe the Rave Green will save money on flights by only fielding 2 players on the bench? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://po...
May 01, 2019•42 min•Transcript available on Metacast His is the deep booming voice to whom you've yelled but likely never spoken. He's James Woollard, stadium announcer for Seattle Sounders FC at CenturyLink Field, and he bellowsfirst names to which you celebrate by shouting the corresponding last name each and every time a home goal is scored! There's more to it than that though, his day at the stadium is much longer than ours as fans. It's hard to imagine the seemingly simple but painstakingly precise nature of his job as forty-thousand fans - t...
Apr 30, 2019•46 min•Transcript available on Metacast Yo - i goofed up and uploaded raw audio instead of the finished product. My bad - please disregard the other file. This week its 100% on me! -Gregr. It was a massive week for Seattle Sounders FC U-17 who won the Generation Adidas Cup. The opposite can be said for first team Sounders FC who went to LA for a tan and came home with a BURN. Branden gives us a taste of merry ol England with his adventure to see Premier League action between two teams with nothing on the line. Plus, were raising someo...
Apr 23, 2019•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast It was a massive week for Seattle Sounders FC U-17 who won the Generation Adidas Cup. The opposite can be said for first team Sounders FC who went to LA for a tan and came home with a BURN. Branden gives us a taste of merry ol England with his adventure to see Premier League action between two teams with nothing on the line. Plus, were raising someone from the dead and bringing someone else home from a deserted island! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more a...
Apr 23, 2019•56 min•Transcript available on Metacast Freelance sports writing machine, Ari Liljenwall (@arililjenwall) gives us a glimpse of life as an independent journalist covering teams like Seattle Sounders FC. He busy sprinkling in the hot takes like it's salt on french fries while ourBranden is off viewing art wrong in Europe. We cover important pod topics including the race for the Golden Boot, the real reason Sammy the Sounder is back (looking at you, Bradley), and his favorite ever Seattle Sounder. - A quick note: this episode was set to...
Apr 15, 2019•59 min•Transcript available on Metacast Freelance sports writing machine, Ari Liljenwall (@arililjenwall) gives us a glimpse of life as an independent journalist covering teams like Seattle Sounders FC. He busy sprinkling in the hot takes like it's salt on french fries while ourBranden is off viewing art wrong in Europe. We cover important pod topics including the race for the Golden Boot, the real reason Sammy the Sounder is back (looking at you, Bradley), and his favorite ever Seattle Sounder. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener fo...
Apr 11, 2019•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast F90ET hits the road for only the second 0-0 draw of any match thisMLS Season. Hit the road with us to learn about Turfbonis, how to convert Canadian to American (it's 420), and how to park a bus in Vancouver. So long Vancouver, and thanks for all the farts. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adcho...
Apr 02, 2019•38 min•Transcript available on Metacast Jordan Morris did something good, so you know Eddie Johnson is mad somewhere. This week on the pod, we break down how our players did on international duty (lol doodie), and more importantly, which two Sounders should sumo wrestle each other (hint: biggest boi is one of them). Also, well be in Vancouver for the away match, come say hi! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy...
Mar 27, 2019•50 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's the best start since 2009 - for the Sounders FC, not this pod. If we have to be critical, where do we point our improvement finger? How much TAM do we have? What kind of car did Branden buy? HARD hitting analysis inside - get it! Also, it's a bye week... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adc...
Mar 20, 2019•30 min•Transcript available on Metacast We dont want to be hyperbolic, but IS THIS THE BEST SEATTLE SOUNDERS TEAM EVER? Two wins on the spin and the Sounders look scary, but could they be scarier? Be like Ed and listen to us (and swear kid) make jokes about Sounders 7 minutes in heaven with Tim Howard and how to keep the Fire cold. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
Mar 13, 2019•45 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here and barring any weird injuries (Brad Bradsmith), it's the strongest Seattle lineup to start a season in a few years. Branden seems excited for a strong team whileGregris out of his damn mind with predictions of this magnitude. Welcome back (not something we're saying to Ozzie until the final week), we m...
Feb 24, 2019•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here and barring any weird injuries (Brad Bradsmith), it's the strongest Seattle lineup to start a season in a few years. Branden seems excited for a strong team whileGregris out of his damn mind with predictions of this magnitude. Welcome back (not something we're saying to Ozzie until the final week), we m...
Feb 24, 2019•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast The weirdest season ended in an appropriately strange way. One helluva battle broke out at CenturyLink featuring extra time, tons of goals, and the dreaded penalty kick shootout. Things may not have gone Seattle's way, but it's hard to imagine a more exciting soccer match to decide the fate of the season. Plus, there's one small sliver of silver lining... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.a...
Nov 14, 2018•32 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounders advance to the next round. Also, we originally uploaded this with a title that, while unintentional, could be mistakenly untimely tothe greater soccer world all because we wanted to make a dumb wiener joke. We are sorry. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more abou...
Nov 06, 2018•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounders advance to the next round. And it's the type of helicopter that's definitely a red card... See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
Nov 06, 2018•43 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sunday's match was the last three seasons wrapped up into 90 minutes - A sloppy first half with a new signing coming to the rescue! Sounders set a record, somehow earn a bye, and #FanOutrage hits close to home. See you all at the Musem of Monstercross. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
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