Will the J'Accuses be pushed aside by the latest Caitlin Clark news!? Or will your elegant hosts finally acknowledge the ghosts in the room!?After that answer is revealed, your Master of Balls and Holes, Tyler Scheid, and Markiplier travel down the Seine, recounting the Opening Ceremonies for the 2024 Paris Olympic Games. Join in as your hosts try to identify the Olympics mascot, break it down to the new sport, and attempt to save the internet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...
Aug 01, 2024•59 min•Ep 317•Transcript available on Metacast Journeying back in time, your elegant hosts travel to the ancient olympic games. From nakedness, unusual tools, to questioning the accuracy of the history told by your Master of Balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, Markiplier becomes entranced in it all. Especially the orgies for moral... Anyways, slather on some olive oil, dust up with some sand, and wrestle your friends into enjoying this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 25, 2024•56 min•Ep 16•Transcript available on Metacast From Typhoid to wild dogs, and alongside the events of the World's Fair… It’s the OLYMPICS! This week, your elegant hosts, Markiplier and Tyler Scheid, take you on a journey through the events of the disastrous 1904 Olympics. Cut your pants into shorts, hitchhike to St Louis, and sail your way into this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 18, 2024•51 min•Ep 15•Transcript available on Metacast This week on GMFST, your cavemen return as Tyler Scheid takes Markiplier on a sandy journey to his birth state's born sport. With the regular check in on Caitlin Clark first, your hosts spike, dig, and dive for balls, specifically Volleyballs, as they prime themselves for beachy battle. Grab a friend, grab two enemies, a net, and a ball as you join in on this glorious Beach Volleyball Primer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 11, 2024•44 min•Ep 14•Transcript available on Metacast Fireworks, barbecue, and AMERICA!!! That's right, it's a 4th of July Special and your elegant hosts celebrate GMFST style by... BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO TOGETHER!!! Markiplier issues an Olympic Bounty & Tyler Scheid shares his divisive thoughts on fireworks. Don't worry, sports are talked about too! Register to vote, prepare for the Olympics, and please keep your fingers on your hands throughout this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 04, 2024•58 min•Ep 13•Transcript available on Metacast INCOMING DRAMA!!! Pat McAfee gets called out, Markiplier throws his weight, and Tyler Scheid was a horse boy?? After trotting into this episode ever so ballsy, your hosts finally giddy up into the primer of the very "real" sport of Hobby Horsing. Grab your saddle/stick, don your riding shoes, and gallop your way into this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 27, 2024•48 min•Ep 12•Transcript available on Metacast Led by your elegant host Markiplier, we travel back in time to meet our Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, in 1979 Chicago. Disco takes center stage as we attend a doubleheader between the White Sox and the Detroit Tigers... What could possibly go wrong with a night that is known today as Disco Demolition Night?? Grab your best disco outfit, sport your dancing shoes, and boogie down with this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 20, 2024•56 min•Ep 11•Transcript available on Metacast Cheers elegant listeners, it's time for BEER SPORTS!! Markiplier and Tyler Scheid crack open their college days and dive right into red solo cups, buckets, and frat parties. While the Sith master divulges the rules of various Beer Olympic events, apprentice Markiplier plans for the future... But WHAT COULD THAT MEAN!? Grab a cold one (glass of water, of course), some ping pong balls, and test your constitution with this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...
Jun 13, 2024•48 min•Ep 10•Transcript available on Metacast Bruised shins of glory, tree tossing, and static jumps from the hills to the cliffs... That's right, it's time for Markiplier & Tyler Scheid to Welly Wang their way through the Olimpicks, the Cotswold Olimpick Games that is! Stuff your pants full of hay, build a wooden castle, and enjoy all the underplay and overplay in this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 06, 2024•48 min•Ep 9•Transcript available on Metacast Extra! Extra! Tune in for all about IT! Your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid, the Master of Balls and Holes, and the mustachioed Markiplier bring you BIG, HUGE, HUMONGOUS sports news! There was a plan, but plans change when absolute chaos is afoot!! Stop clown fishing around and headline right into this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 30, 2024•57 min•Ep 8•Transcript available on Metacast That's left elegant listeners, our hosts Tyler Scheid, the master of Circles and Cylinders, and Markiplier race through the sport of NASCAR after making a Pit Stop at "getting fired" and drinking Ovaltine. I LIKE LEFT! Don't worry, we all know Wade loves it and invented it all as the eldritch being he is... Anyways, update your resume, start your engines, and race into this week's episode! Oh and it's going to blow your mind, just take Mark's word for it ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
May 23, 2024•52 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Good evening, gentle listeners and welcome to Distracti... wait a minute! Which podcast is this? GMFST!?!? But Bob and Wade are here?! Where's Markiplier?!?!? Welcome Elegant listeners(and Watchers exclusively on Spotify) to GO! My Favorite Distractible, the GAME SHOW where sports and chaos collide. What's in store? Well, you'll just have to download and tune in to find out!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 09, 2024•54 min•Ep 6•Transcript available on Metacast A sport with many balls and several holes, perfect for your Master of Balls & Holes, right!? This week, Tyler Scheid and bathtub Markiplier take aim at the sport of Snooker! With perfectly pronounced pronunciations, out of this world accents, Mark's recounting of Chica's shenanigans, and a brilliant breakdown of the rules of Snooker, you don't wanna miss this episode!! Catch it all plus more with video on Spotify, or simply enjoy it all in absolute audio glory!! Learn more about your ad choices....
May 02, 2024•57 min•Ep 5•Transcript available on Metacast Cock-a-doodle-doo! This new episode has risen just for you ;P Tyler Scheid, your master of balls & holes, talks on the ins and outs, ups and downs of rackets and shuttlecocks, while Mark battles with his camera focus and his ADHD! Tune in as your elegant hosts touch on anatomy and more, all the while Markiplier enjoys his new unique setup. Move this to the front of your playlist to enjoy the double-handed badminton primer, chaos... extra chaos is included when you watch on Spotify! Learn more ab...
Apr 25, 2024•56 min•Ep 4•Transcript available on Metacast A SPORT FROM THAILAND!! After some J'accuse ghost STOMPING & Markiplier ranting about movie making... elbows, feet, knees, and hands start flying as Baby Mark get's thrown into precisely measured ring! Prep yourself for battle against 10 markiplier, the pressure of relatives, and feel the support from your elegant hosts in your decisions when you tune into this one. P.S. Authentic Muay Thai video from Thailand if you WATCH on Spotify ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...
Apr 18, 2024•48 min•Ep 3•Transcript available on Metacast Ah… the Boston Tea Party, WAIT!.. THE BOSTON MARATHON is this weekend, and as such Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are here to run you through its requirements and history ;) That is once they get through the marathon of a J’accuse from MARKIPLIER regarding his engineering studies. Anyways, tie your shoes tight, grab some water, and run right into this glorious episode about marathon running! You’ll never guess the hills, turns, and slips in this one!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...
Apr 11, 2024•49 min•Ep 2•Transcript available on Metacast Season 3 kicks off with... A NON-SPORT PRIMER!? On PRO WRESTLING and the WWE?!... Is this a new season or an alternate reality? This season Markiplier & Tyler Scheid begin with recent sports news, a brief conversation about Chica's recent birthday, and then jump right into the arena for the epic drama and dance that is the forum of World Wrestling Entertainment. So find an opponent, grab a folding chair to hit them with, and enjoy this week's episode! Oh and do please tell us your favorite wrest...
Apr 04, 2024•52 min•Ep 1•Transcript available on Metacast Hello elegant listeners and welcome to the Season 2 finale of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team! Let's reminisce on all... ok, some, of your favorite moments from Season 2! Tune in for an ANNOUNCEMENT!!! and some laughs! And maybe just be inspired to rewatch all of Season 2 and share the podcast with a friend :) Thanks, now ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 28, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 63•Transcript available on Metacast Tyler Scheid, our master of balls and holes, HAS A CONCUSSION!?!? And is all alone this week because the Iron Lung movie has stolen Markiplier away!?!? Listen in as Trauma’d Tyler recounts his bike wreck, how he somehow isn't dead, and how his athleticism and history in sports likely helped him avoid major injury! Put on your protective equipment and stay vigilant as you watch/listen to this week’s episode on how sports can save lives! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...
Mar 14, 2024•26 min•Ep 62•Transcript available on Metacast The master of balls & holes has RETURNED from Thailand! After surviving getting punched by an elephant, jumping a canyon, and navigating the treacherous time zones, Tyler Scheid is back to share his experience with Markiplier & recap a few recent sports stories. Grab your passport as your ears shall go on a journey enjoying this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 07, 2024•37 min•Ep 61•Transcript available on Metacast Markiplier, alone, no master of balls & holes… That’s right, this is Mark’s show now & he ATTENDED A SPORTS EVENT!?!? Join in as he shares his experience & guides you through how YOU TOO can attend a sporting event near you!! Get tense with excitement, chant your heart out, maybe even people watch, but first we recommend you tune in to this very special episode :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 29, 2024•40 min•Ep 58•Transcript available on Metacast It’s time to LEAP, HOP, & JUMP into what else… sports that do just that!! In celebration of the leap year & the upcoming leap day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, launch themselves into some speedy primers on a few of these bouncy sports! Grab a friend and spring into this hopping good episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 22, 2024•37 min•Ep 59•Transcript available on Metacast FINALLY, the “primer” you’ve all been waiting for!! With love in the air due to Valentine's Day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, dive head first into SEX!! Who first did the horizontal tango?? There have been competitions!? Could it truly be a sport? Light a candle, change into something more comfortable, and get down with this week's episode ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 15, 2024•43 min•Ep 58•Transcript available on Metacast Wait?! Tyler's brother really exists?! And he's joined our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as a guest?! The infamous brother is revealed & brings with him the 3 types of fun, his sports injuries, and stories of misadventure with Tyler!!! Check out this episode to meet this mystical brother, Jared, and be sure to stay to the end for A LIVE AND IN PERSON J'ACCUSE!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 08, 2024•43 min•Ep 57•Transcript available on Metacast Attention! Attention! It's time for the EPIC conclusion of the battle of the J'Accuses! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, pass their FINAL JUDGMENTS on your GMFST J'Accuses!! Can anyone dethrone the sex competition j'accuse!? How did a J'accuse just afflict poison damage!? Left is not LEFT??? Tune in and find out which J'accuse reins supreme! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 01, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep 56•Transcript available on Metacast Today is Tyler's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than to...KICK HIM OUT OF THE STUDIO!!! Your other elegant host, Markiplier, is joined by Tyler’s brother & father as they share previously untold details about your Master of Balls in Holes. Hear about their sports lives, and tune in as they share revealing & embarrassing stories of Tyler. Be sure to wish a Happy Birthday to Tyler as you enjoy this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 25, 2024•51 min•Ep 55•Transcript available on Metacast Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It's time for the battle of the J'Accuses! The contest conclusions! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, FINALLY judge your GMFST J'Accuses!! How valid are your accostings of Mark’s and Tyler's mistakes and flaws? Is anyone worthy of the crown? What & who will prevail? Listen to this episode to find out, maybe… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 18, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep 54•Transcript available on Metacast It's time to look back on 2023 and reminisce on Taylor Swi... GO! My Favorite Sports Team! Wait, the podcast is restarting!!?!? I guess in recollecting moments and mishaps from the past year Markiplier & Tyler Scheid want a redo!? Anyways, Listen/Watch all 52 episodes from 2023 and then, AND ONLY THEN can you endeavor to enjoy this retrospective! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 11, 2024•39 min•Ep 53•Transcript available on Metacast Ah! The early days... when your elegant hosts first met... on a mat! That's right!!! This week your hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, finally grapple with the sport that first brought them together. Hear stories of their youth, tales of when they were angsty teens, & get your mind opened up to REAL wrestling: Olympic Wrestling! Folkstyle, Freestyle, Flat-Hand, Strongman, Woman, Greco-Roman... THIS IS the Wrestling Primer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 04, 2024•44 min•Ep 52•Transcript available on Metacast It's the end of the year, and our elegant hosts take some time to reflect back on the sports that have been featured on the podcast! What will the sports' fates be!? Are they of worth or absolute trash? Has this all been a part of your imagination since the very beginning!? Is the master of balls in holes, Tyler Scheid, even real!? What about Markiplier!? Find out where everything stands only by listening/watching this top tier episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...
Dec 28, 2023•52 min•Ep 51•Transcript available on Metacast 
